Hope she had enough of a sense of humour to have a laugh.

Well, at least the other customers knew how to handle the situation. If you park dumb, don’t be surprised when it comes to bite you in the åss.

How do some people even make it out of the house in the morning?

Lol. I used to have people come in and ask for pilots books back when I worked at a bookstore. They meant pilates but it threw me the first 3 times or so.

I want to eat there.

What a dumbwit.

Yes, they are

Oh c**p!! The live one isn't in it's display? We'll be careful walking around. They can bite you.

Entitled customer much-

Bruto menso. ( brutish & stupid)

Idiot.

This is what managers are paid for.

😬 Astonishing. I couldn't even have envisioned this as a joke.

Learning math is important, but being a Karen is karener...

Have a free car on the house!

Here, take our invisible shoes as a replacement

"We can offer you a full refund for whatever you return with your receipt"

Reply from store: It's not our fault. Sorry.

No, but we'll give the person who stole the car some free shoes.

Unbelievable. Ask to see the police report on the stolen car first.

Ask him ...to... whatever comes to mind first

Sounds more like a " you" problem instead of a "me" problem.

What can we do for you? Nothing but laugh.

Well he calls himself "fern mayo" whadya expect?

What a thing to say, "... y'aint doing nothing. you cans stay open..." I hope they didn't wait for that customer.

I'd just refuse to help her. She can go somewhere else to shop.

In a former job I was category manager for a major bookshop chain. We had a popular children's book on special - reduced from $29.99 to $19.99 for a limited time. A customer rang and said she was reporting us to the Commerce Commission because she peeled off the $19.99 sticker and there was a $29.99 sticker underneath, so we were ripping people off. Ummm, ok!

AHAHAHAHAHA!

Criminal damage, call the Police.

Omg the smell must be terrible.

ANY shoppers, not just at target. Does this happen outside of the US?

A woman went alone to a pizzaria and ordered a pepperoni. The server asked if she wanted it cut in six pieces or eight. The woman answered, "You'd better make it six. I don't think I can eat eight pieces of pizza."

Blind and idiotic as well as lazy and ignorant.

I don't get people who don't throw their garbage away in general after a movie. It takes less than 5 minutes to gather up the trash and walk it out to the nearest garbage. Though I'm gonna assume the cereal eaters were high because I feel like that kind of idea doesn't occur in sober minds. I could be wrong though.

Wasn’t aware of the time, but references the time at least three times, and knows what time it wasn’t when they arrived. Makes total sense /s

An attempt was made.

Who tries to guess how many months pregnant someone is without even knowing if they’re pregnant? Sounds kinda messed up if you ask me

Ewww

This is dangerous for your employer to be ignoring

A holes

"Wanna bet?" asks Lizzy Borden.

I have to put it back. It drives me nuts not to. Edit to say not if other people have left it out. I give it to the clerk or who ever the worker is around. I meant when I decide not to get something I take it back to where I got it from. Sometimes it's all the way in the back.

Oh, my.

People get way too upset over food mistakes. So you got the wrong burrito? Tell someone, they'll make it right, wait a few minutes. You'll get the right burrito. It doesn't have to be a big deal.

I feel like this is just a saying that means "I don't want the inconvenience of fumbling with the coin(s). I've worked in customer service for over 25 years, and I don't mind it, I just throw it in the penny bowl. Everywhere that gives change has one. Although if you're delivering something or performing a different service, then that's really sh*tty.

Tell them you can't help them and to try a different message business.

If this is a common issue, why not have a piece of board there for testing? Shouldn't have to, but it saves the floor.

Who orders just one small anchovy? Like I love anchovies, call me weird, but like, that’s like going to an ice cream place and asking for 1 sprinkle.

This is why most stores say no food or drink allowed! Doesn't stop people though.

Check the camera's

Start by turning the lights out. Works every time.

Eww.

My son will take it. He is currently putting a Lego together. He has ADHD but the patience to put these together. Now we have shelves for his Legos because he started wanting to save them instead of putting them in a Lego tub bucket. He got his sister one for her birthday and is sitting and putting it together for her.

To be honest, that's a fail in packaging. There's a reason everyone hates this kind of packaging!

Time to call a tow truck.