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What is inflation? Books on economics describe inflation as the rate of an increase in prices over a given period of time. Simply put, inflation shows you how much more expensive goods became compared to their prices at the beginning of the period you take for the comparison. You know how everyone makes gas prices jokes every time they go up? Yep, it is inflation that’s responsible for that increase.

Apart from providing the grounds for making inflation memes, what it also gives you is an understanding of how the economy changes and how it will affect your budget (maybe also what raise to ask your boss for). You can check the current inflation rate in your country on specialized websites that analyze this information and provide it to citizens.

And if for any reason you want to know how much an item you bought last week would have cost you 50 years ago, you can find that out with the help of an inflation calculator available online.

Jokes on inflation, while providing entertainment, can also help you understand the concept better. Much like money jokes, they are a great way to take your mind off any financial issues and get charged with some positive energy before you tackle them.

For this article, we collected a bunch of inflation jokes to help you cope with the reality of the modern economy. Tell us which one is your favorite in the comments!

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#1

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time Gas prices are so high... That even the coronavirus stopped traveling.

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#2

"Inflation in the US is so bad right now that… A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico."

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Headless Roach 2 years ago

They didn't pay for the wall, duh. I'll see myself out.

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#3

As a result of rising gas prices... Kidnap victims will no longer be taken to a second location.

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Headless Roach 2 years ago

A little bit less, but still dark

5points

#4

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time "Due to the increase in gas prices a man hanging from the passenger side of his best friend’s ride is no longer a scrub, he is a man making smart financial decisions and I’m intrigued."

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#5

I just ate a popsicle and sold the stick for $30 as "LUMBER."

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*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

Like the fox from Zootopia?

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#6

"Taco Bell is the only place where you can still get gas for under two dollars."

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25points

Headless Roach 2 years ago

😶‍🌫️

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#7

A boy and his grandmother were having a chat about the rising prices of commodities.

“When I was a kid, you could go to the grocery with a dollar and come home with enough food to feed your family for weeks!” she laments.

“Well, Grandma,” the youngster responds, “we recently learned about it at school, and that’s called inflation.”

“No inflation!” exclaimed the granny. “It’s all the security cameras they have today!”

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*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

Well. Granny. I mean your not wrong..

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#8

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time "It's getting so bad I can't even pay attention."

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#9

I tried selling my soul but the Devil was tapped out.

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#10

"Our system is bad. I’m 24 and only have two years left on my mom's health insurance. Then, I have to find a new mother."

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20points

rspanther 2 years ago

Hope you find a wealthy one.

5points

#11

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time What do you call 50 Cent in Zimbabwe?

Eighty million dollars.

19points

Headless Roach 2 years ago

LOL

1point

#12

Interviewer: What do you mean by Competitive Salary?

HR: It means your salary will be competing with your bills.

19points

Headless Roach 2 years ago

That's a losing battle these days

4points

#13

How outrageous are smartphone prices nowadays?

Well, if you fell and hear something break, you pray it’s a bone.

19points

HangryHangryHippo 2 years ago

I thin this one applies for countries with universal health care 😕

3points

#14

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time The great thing about inflation is if you spend the same on groceries, the bags are lighter and easier to carry home.

19points

Lesbian Thespian 11 months ago

First comment! Um... *thinks of something smart and entertaining to say* nice of the government to care about us not being worn out!

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#15

There’s the story of an elderly lady selling pretzels for 25 cents on a New York street corner. Every day at noon, a young man walks by and drops a quarter in the cup but does not take a pretzel. She never says anything. He does this for three years till he drops the quarter in her cup and she finally speaks. “They’re now 35 cents.”

18points

#16

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time "Burglars broke into my house and left me 50 bucks."

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18points

Edgar Rops 2 years ago

And a note saying nobody should live like that

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#17

Why are there fewer chips in potato chip packets these days?

It is due to inflation.

17points

#18

Inflation is so high… My favorite rapper changed his name to 75 Cent.

17points

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#19

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time "You know what they say - despite the cost of living, it remains popular."

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17points

Lesbian Thespian 11 months ago

My logic is: no living = no chocolate

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#20

Walmart greeters no longer say hello. They apologize.

17points

#21

"Inflation in the US is so bad right now that… Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen."

16points

#22

"Inflation in the US is so bad right now that… Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names."

15points

#23

"Inflation in the US is so bad right now that… I called a car dealer to get the book value of my used car. They asked if the gas tank was full or empty."

15points

Frando Bone 2 years ago

Seriously. For the first time ever my car was worth more than when I leased it. So much so that my new lease was almost $200 less/month thanks to the trade-in.

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#24

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time Is it just me or do these jokes make us laugh and cry at the same time?

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Headless Roach 2 years ago

You and me both, you and me both.

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#25

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time "Thankfully gas prices can never go above $9.99 since most of the signs only have three digits."

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Headless Roach 2 years ago (edited)

In my country the stations already started 'upgrading' the signs

2points

#26

What’s the best way to make a Fiat cost twice as much?

Fill up the tank.

14points

#27

What are the similarities between the American dollar and the American dress size?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

14points

#28

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time The Federal Reserve is fighting a war against inflation. Journalists are calling it a conflict of interest.

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#29

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time Because gas prices are so high I invented the car powered by talking. However, being a man of few words, I quickly got tired of talking in order to get anywhere so I modified the car to run on thoughts alone. I'm very happy with the results because, well, it goes without saying.

13points

Cindy Brick 2 years ago

(Unspoken thoughts here...for a few more miles.)

1point

#30

What did the attendant do when a man entered the gas station and requested $5 in gas?

It farted and gave a receipt.

12points

#31

Headline: Rapid inflation leads US Treasury Department to consider ending penny production. But that just doesn't make any cents.

12points

#32

How can inflation actually help you?

Well, it can if your keep your account in the negatives.

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#33

Have you heard that Tom Brady is considering running for President?

His platform is lowering inflation.

11points

#34

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time "Seeing gas prices it’s maybe time for me to learn to ride a bike."

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11points

#35

"Gas prices are so high that even Priuses are looking attractive."

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11points

Headless Roach 2 years ago

No, they still don't 🙃

5points

#36

A young boy goes to his father in India. “Papa, might I please have 10 rupees?” the youngster pleads. Papa is taken aback and inquires “20 rupees? Why do you require 60 rupees?”

10points

#37

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time Why have a majority of men started loving their own wives?

Inflation and financial crisis.

10points

Lesbian Thespian 11 months ago

This feels sexist ngl

2points

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#38

Why has the 5-second rule extended to a 10-second rule?

Due to inflation in food commodities.

10points

#39

Did you think that inflation was bad just for you?

Wait till you see what it’s doing to our balloon animals.

9points

#40

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time Why are there so many jokes about inflation these days?

Because demand has increased following a period of low interest.

8points

#41

How is inflation similar to toothpaste?

Once both get out, you can hardly get it back again.

8points

#42

Why did the balloon store go out of business?

It is due to the cost of inflation.

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#43

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time "Inflation in the US is so bad right now that… My friend received a pre-declined credit card in the mail."

8points

#44

I made a salad out of dollar bills. It was cheaper.

8points

#45

"Me: I need to save my money because I had to work hard to earn it.

Also me: what’s the point of working hard for money if I don't get to spend it."

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8points

#46

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time How can you notice inflation in daily life?

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

7points

#47

"Inflation in the US is so bad right now that… McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer."

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#48

The tooth fairy left an IOU letter.

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#49

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time "My bank loan was just approved so I can finally get a full tank of gas!"

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7points

#50

What’s a funny saying among economists about inflation?

By the time you can finally make ends meet, inflation moves the ends.

6points

#51

Why is Apple the most futuristic company among all?

They’ve already accounted for the next 50 years of inflation!

6points

#52

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time What if you had a dime for every girl who found you unattractive?

They will eventually find you attractive due to inflation.

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#53

What is the similarity between inflation and crabgrass?

None, both destroy. One destroys your savings, the other your lawn.

6points

#54

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time What do you mean by inflation?

Inflation is being broke with a lot of money in your pocket.

6points

#55

Do you believe gas prices are high?

Chimneys are through the roof.

6points

#56

What if you got a dollar every time the economy inflated?

You would have an infinite amount of money but you would be poor as hell.

6points

#57

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time What is the problem with Inflation Jokes?

Unfortunately, the joke decreases in funniness over time.

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#58

Why are tyres so costly?

Inflation, of course.

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#59

If you find a $100 bill on the ground and it takes you a second to pick it up… It will be worth $50 due to inflation.

6points

#60

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time Homes are so expensive in my area I had to move into my friend's bouncy castle. The rent's pretty expensive, but it's mostly due to inflation.

6points

#61

I bought a balloon for $0.99. How much should I sell it for after I adjust for inflation?

6points

#62

"Inflation in the US is so bad right now that… The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates."

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#63

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time "The Loch Ness monster came up to me yesterday and asked for four fiddy."

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#64

"It's good to laugh about these things now before it costs a kidney to use your free time not working a third job."

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6points

#65

The local dollar store just put a 5 up in front of the word DOLLAR.

6points

#66

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time Prices are rising so fast that asking for a price check at the dollar store is no longer embarrassing.

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#67

To keep prices down at the dollar store two-ply toilet paper is now 1/4 ply.

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#68

Just when I started making enough to pay for things the prices made me poor again.

6points

#69

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time Restaurants are substituting cheaper cuts of meat. The other night I ordered a steak and got the part of the bull the Matador never sees.

6points

#70

Beggars on the street corners are asking for nothing smaller than a $20 bill.

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#71

A man decided to take advantage of the growing science of cryogenics i.e, the science of freezing people up so that they can be in deep freeze for a time and then restored to life. So, he got himself put into the deep freeze for 20 years but before he went into it, he left all his securities and his worldly belongings at his brokers with instructions to do the best he could for him.

20 years later, After the deep freeze, the first thing he did was to run to the telephone to call his broker. His broker said to him,” Hello sir! Welcome back! You’re a millionaire now!

The man said,” Oh really? What happened to my stocks?

The broker went on to explain how his stocks multiplied, some 10 times while the others 20 times but suddenly the telephone operator interrupted the man by saying,” Sorry your three minutes are up, that’ll be $250,000 for the next three minutes, please.”

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#72

How do you know inflation is bad?

My grandfather used to say that it was only “a penny for your thots.”

5points

#73

A man has to inflate his tires, so he stops at a gas station, only to discover that the air pump requires a token from the gas station shop in order to function.

The man enters and requests one of the tokens.

“That will be 25p,” the cashier adds as he pays and receives the token.

The man gets back into his car and begins inflating his tires, cursing as he realizes the machine has run out of time halfway through.

He returns to the shop and requests another token.

“That will be 50p,” the cashier says.

“What?” the man exclaims. “A minute ago, it was 25p!”

“That’s inflation for you,” the cashier shrugs.

5points

#74

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time What caused the price of grapes to rise?

There was a raisin demand.

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#75

How did the banker react/say when he learned that inflation had reached an all-time high?

“That really peaks my interest.”

5points

#76

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time Why are pufferfish so expensive these days?

Inflation.

5points

#77

"Inflation in the US is so bad right now that… CEOs are now playing miniature golf."

5points

#78

Why are Reebok Pumps shoes so expensive?

Inflation.

5points

#79

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time Investing in balloons just isn't as profitable as it used to be. I blame inflation.

5points

#80

You are now not supposed to give breaths while doing CPR. Because of inflation.

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#81

The band Nickleback is now C-Note. (That's $100 if you are too young to know.)

5points

#82

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time Families used to feed the dog leftovers. Now they are fighting Fido for his ALPO!

5points

#83

Why are gas prices getting higher?

It still tastes the same to me.

5points

#84

Feeling sick over increasing gas prices at the pump. You could call it the car owner virus.

5points

#85

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

5points

#86

Things are pretty bad right now. Van Diesel was forced to change his name to Van Electric due to increasing gas prices.

5points

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#87

"My budget for July is $0. I need to start stealing."

5points

#88

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time "No sir I’m not “declaring bankruptcy” I’m just in my flop era."

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5points

#89

"People be like “live within your means” as if rent, food, & gas are reasonably priced LOL."

5points

#90

"Gas prices are so high it puts stoners to shame."

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5points

#91

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time "Saw 2 people riding horses down the road today."

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5points

#92

"Pretty sure I just saw a go-kart drive up to my work."

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#93

How do you explain inflation to a 6-year-old?

In my day, I’d buy a doll with 1 tooth from the tooth fairy. Today, that same doll will cost you 5 teeth.

4points

#94

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time What is transitory inflation?

It’s similar to regular inflation but with twenty percent more lies.

4points

#95

How high is inflation?

Enough to use a broomstick to commute around.

4points

#96

What would you call Fiddy Cent’s kid?

Named after the father but adjusted to inflation, it will be Buck Fiddy.

4points

#97

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time Why are airbags so costly?

Inflation.

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#98

"Guys I canceled my Netflix subscription I'm so excited to finally own a house who knew it was this easy."

4points

#99

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time "Me at any house party: How much is ur rent?????"

4points

#100

How did a Chartered Accountant explain Inflation to his wife?

You used to be a 36-24-36, but now you’re a 46-40-48. So, theoretically, you have more than you did before, but your value is lower. This, my dear, is called inflation.

3points

#101

A man was having an evening walk with his friend. After a while, he says to his friend, “I am a walking economy.”

“How so?” asks his friend.

“My hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression.”

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#102

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time What is an indication of inflation?

A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.

3points

PattyK 2 years ago

Boo, hiss.

0points

#103

Everyone seems to hate inflation, but today it saved my friend's life. He was suicidal and all the money he had been saving to buy those cyanide pills was suddenly not enough.

3points

D K 2 years ago

Not funny

0points

#104

What do my ex-wife and the economy have in common?

Inflation over time.

3points

#105

Inflation Jokes That Grow In Value With Time Why are deaths due to shootings rising in America?

It is because of inflation, that shooters are longer able to provide a warning shot.

2points

Headless Roach 2 years ago

Very unfunny

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I knew I wanted to be a storyteller ever since I learned to read and write. Fulfilled this dream when I became a content creator and a filmmaker. Also got a degree in English language and literature because grammar is important! Good coffee and good music make everything better. When I’m not telling stories, you’ll find me studying foreign languages (currently, Korean), fangirling over my guinea pig Pepperboy, watching TV shows, and learning to play the drums.

I knew I wanted to be a storyteller ever since I learned to read and write. Fulfilled this dream when I became a content creator and a filmmaker. Also got a degree in English language and literature because grammar is important! Good coffee and good music make everything better. When I’m not telling stories, you’ll find me studying foreign languages (currently, Korean), fangirling over my guinea pig Pepperboy, watching TV shows, and learning to play the drums.

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