Subject in point: an oompa loompa

That should be everywhere

This one reached a plateau.

Where's that Lab report?!? Fetch it now!

exactly...lol

Shirley you wouldn't have to...?

Genius!

It would make a lot of chickens happy.

Oh, chocolate is cunning. Sadly it's also delicious.

Yes, that would be a good step to world peace

So..... there's no ice cream then?

As a punctuation and grammer pedant, this warms the cockles...

Have plenty of people already on top of that one.

Ban Trump = ditto

and if you cant helium or curium, you barium!

I'm not sure which amuses me more - the sign, or the earnest responses below sympathising with the loss of letters!

Then you can buy the "mood nail polish" I've seen in stores recently :')

Bet people take a detour past thereon the way somewhere just to see what pun of the day is -- i would l- ol

Until then, it's dark times...

I don't get it.

i like this one...im totally reposting this

this took me a moment to get, I had to reread it a couple of times

Yes!

This pun is so bad, it's like they don't carrot all

🤦🏻‍♀️ Now they are just grasping at straws...

almost the same with me. I don't know u

That should also be an avatar on social media

My index finger was in my nose when I scrolled down and read it. I've withdrawn immediately :D

See Dr. Pepper. He can help you Coke with it.

Brilliant! :-)

The gravity of this statement! It's all relative.

Genius!

My entire family is that way.

So very true!!!

In my head, Dean Martin sang this one to me = )

I like the other way you can say it which I use all the time..”Just because I blame you, doesn’t make it your fault.”

Well said!

Straight up!

Seems that the lesson about commas didn't stick...

or in the key of F.

I so need this illustrated on a t shirt!

Red with white mark around the eyes as far as I'm concerned (can't read without sunglasses or get blinded by the white pages)... that's why I stopped sunbathing ;p

Don't take the mode most traveled...

I keep hearing a rimshot in my head.

That's easy

Even bad puns can still make people laugh. 😅

Live fish swim upstream.

There was a t-shirt I saw one time that said "Ex Lifeguard on duty...some blue kid got me fired."

Name your iPod Titanic, and when it syncs, cancel it. You'll feel like a hero.