"Glad to be part of your learning journey today." I have to remember that lol

Lol, yea in most estern countries you can drink and buy alcohol after you're 18, in the US you cán buy a rifle at 18, but God forbid you have a beer before you're 21 lolololol

Second entry for Three Year Letterman.

This whole interaction is the greatest.

If it's a reindeer, females have antlers too! And Rudolph is actually a female, because male reindeer shed their antlers during before Christmas.

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That is similar to most depictions of Jesus looking pretty white for someone from the Middle East. To quote someone else, "it is Jesus of Nazareth not Jesus of New Jersey".

Does anyone remember the 3 speed shift on the steering column?

And the gene pool thanks you, my friend.

Use them for dinner, and it'll be ate

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It's too damn early to be face-palming this hard.

I feel your pain Obe

Hahaha 😂.... no it's actually sad.

Reading this made me 'kookie' XP

I think Three Year Letterman may have been a three year first grader.

So much potential for the Thirteenth Doctor, but it got wasted on trying to make the show relevant and having to wait a full year between series. Hopefully now that RTD is back at the helm the show will become enjoyable again and can't wait to see what's in store for the Fourteenth Doctor.

I'm giving this one to Oscar for the win, sarcasm is such a competitive sport.

Idiot.

Glorifying and making "virginity" something special in women, causes more problems than it solves.

I wish, people would get maps and stop telling me 'Belgium" is a city in Germany.

Why do some USAvians have such a ridiculous notion of what the USA can do?

"...for an famous author like you are self." Nailed it.

Wow, that's really niche/s

The tin on the right is for storing sewing kits, yarn etc.

Feeld

sure the weight is the main reason people don't use diamonds

What's secondable?

I'm sure Mercury the planet would also sink in water, so the statement still stands!

Please show me the Bible passage that mentions dinosaurs.

😖 I hope this one was supposed to be a joke though

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My god, my brain hurts reading this thread.

Weirdly, I think US citizens of the "Midwest" have a horrifying-to-the-ear accent. Worse than Joizey (northern New Jersey) or Texas by far. It's like they flattened the words so they talk the way the painting "American Gothic" looks.

Clear as mud

I once was on a call with a woman and said "And you are calling from Brooklyn." She said "How did you know?" I said "Because of your accent...." She said "I don't have and accent, you have an accent...." Thought about it...she's right.... "Fair enough..."

ROSÉ help me🥲

To clarify: I wish I had an accent that’s from a place other than my country. I absolutely love foreign accents.

They are right, american English is closer to the original than British English is. But really, after so many years, there are so many accents in the US alone, and increase in travel the last 100 years have mutilated them so much it doesn't matter anymore

Hope that clears it up! :) Like, sweetheart, you're wrong. Stop acting like you're being nice and clarifying something for an incompetent five-year-old or something.

Actually, Americans speak a much closer version of the original Elizabethan English than current English do, who generally speak a more Cockney accented one. So British spoken English has diverged. America insisted that all citizens get a standard schooling with common textbooks, which homogenized the language and smoothed out the rougher edges of the old world tongue with its many dialects.

The confidence.

I was born and raised in Cleveland, I do phone work and have, more than once, had a customer complain that my accent is so thick they can't understand me. I didn't realize I had an accent until the first time someone else told me.

if you speak out loud, you have an accent.

Such a cheerfully Midwestern reply! 😊

People in the Midwest DO have accents. And if it's Northern Illinois or Minnesota etc., they're the worst. I grew up in Northern IL. Watch Drop Dead Gorgeous.

I’m from Australia and when I went to America and was very shocked by the accents, soon after someone came up to me and started laughing about how I spoke 🙃