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45 Painfully Cringe Moments When People Thought They Knew Better, But Embarrassed Themselves Instead, As Shared On This Facebook Group (New Pics)
There’s only one place in the world where you can be an all-powerful, all-knowing, god-like human being, and that place is the internet. Under the guise of anonymity, we can do a lot of things that we’d most likely—or in the very least, most hopefully—not do in the real world. Such as pretending to know math.
But the internet gives us a weird sense of superiority and the confidence of a baby lion taking on its mother’s tail, leading to a lot of questionable internet content. Whether for better or worse, this stuff rarely goes unnoticed, which ends up in quite a chaotic discourse. That is exactly what we’ll be looking at today.
The subreddit and Facebook page, collectively called “Incorrectly Correcting,” has been posting their best finds when it comes to internet randomness and blatantly wrong people getting corrected on their “expertise” they learned during a fever dream after they ate too many gummy worms. Good times.
Upvote your faves, leave some comments, as that’s always fun, and if you’re wanting more, Bored Panda has you covered with the link to a previous article on this sort of stuff. Let’s get into it!
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#1
Found This
C. Wade 2 years ago (edited)
Can confirm, there are at least 5 people who do not live in America. EDIT: Guys, I did my best to keep track of the comments and I am happy to announce that as of the 16th of January 2023 at 08:00 there are 49 and a half people who do not live in America. I will close the census now as the numbers are already higher than we predicted.
Monday 2 years ago
Better up that to at least 6, a lady I know just had a baby and I'm pretty sure the baby does not live in America.
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Noname 2 years ago (edited)
As an American, I'm not sorry I've emigrated. America is a beautiful country, and I really miss my region's seasons. But I'll never move back to the USA or visit it again. When I left 10 years ago, I knew I'd never return. My mom died just before Christmas 2022, and I just sent flowers. I have no interest in going back. My adult kids don't understand why. I've made my life here in France. I'm happier than ever. Why go back?
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Noname 2 years ago
I have to state in every post I make on bored panda that I live in France before I state my opinion because most folks assume that if you're writing in English, you must be in the USA.
Bear Family 2 years ago
I visited "Not America" for a few years in my 20s. I really liked "Not America" alot. Good people, good food, and people living life much like we do in America - growing up, marriage, school, kids, getting old, health, etc. I felt that I learned alot from those "Not Americans". Their solutions to some of the same challenges that "Are Americans" face are sometimes much better.
Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴 2 years ago
Not about the topic though but why hide their nicknames when they both show up on reply? Also it’s funny that SOME Americans believe every thing is about their country. It’s a huge world outside America guys, you should travel and go check it out🙂
Oerff On Tour 2 years ago
The Americans that don't know that there are other countries, I'd rather not see visiting said other countries. I have but two hands to facepalm!
Load More Replies... Paulo Freitas 2 years ago
When he says dozens he means 7 660 000 000 ( give or take 3 or 4 people lol )
Some common synonyms of correct are accurate, exact, nice, precise, and right. While all these words mean “conforming to fact, standard, or truth,” correct usually implies freedom from fault or error. However, many people don’t consider the fact that they should have evidence backing up their claims before they decide to correct someone online.
It’s tragic, but it’s quite funny at the same time, and we can thank the Facebook group “People Incorrectly Correcting Other People,” as well as the subreddit r/IncorrectlyCorrecting for finding and posting the crème de la crème of people being so incorrect it hurts. Whether it be plain grammar, fallacies of logic, or just pure ignorance, it’s a joy to witness these people get called out.
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#2
And Alexa Laughed. Cortana Chuckled. Hey, Google Giggled. Siri Snickered
CouchChihuahua 2 years ago
Imagine if the CIA had a bored panda account lol
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OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago
Extremely bored. I’m so irrelevant in their context.
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Dan Bexell 2 years ago
Don't forget the "Deep State", which used to be known as the Illuminati until the Republicans got ahold of it.
Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
There is a saying in Germany that goes „Eindeutig zweideutig“ which means explicit ambiguous … which sounds wrong to me.. The German version has a funny undertone, because the two words are so similar.
Jo Chrisco 2 years ago
Germany also has the term; schadenfreude which means to take pleasure in the pain of others.
Load More Replies... KittyGotClaws 2 years ago
I had a VPN once that kept connecting to an intelligence agency in the UK. Support never got back to me when I asked about it, either.
Jo Chrisco 2 years ago
Hey. My Doctor pulled out a report showing how many times I've used my Cpap machine. I had no idea that this machine was transmitting anything. Maybe I should wrap my house in tin foil.
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
Don't order it online or pay for it with a credit card, or THEY will know.
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I Live In Australia, But Apparently I Should Spell Words The American Way
Silvermidnight 2 years ago (edited)
It sounds really interesting. I know they will both go a tonne of places with this . . .
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Stephen Wild 2 years ago
A tonne is 1000 Kilograms and a ton is 2000 pounds (unless it's a long ton). 1000 kilograms translates to close to 2200 lbs. Citizens of the United States have no concept of the fact that they are unique and often it's not in a good way...
SadieCat17 2 years ago
I swear, american nationalism is only making these people more egocentric.
R1MV4Superleggera 2 years ago
In other most understandable words (for the vast majority of the Yanks that is!) their ignorance is utterly appalling! And I call Yanks to those living in the US, because everyone in that continent is American! From Chile all the way up to Canada!
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Charlie the Cat 2 years ago
These comments are being viewed in Westeros, so they should be changed to tun.
fanta_pants 2 years ago
I just viewed your comment in Australia, so it really should be changed to apologise /s
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TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
This conversation was seen in Germany - and therefor Trina Selleck is in the right! (As it's "tonne" here as well)
Arthur Waite 2 years ago
You can say that in Canada, but not in 49 States.
Load More Replies...Let’s start with a question: Why do people feel they need to correct others? Well, according to the research done by Ben Campen, people do this because they are insecure in the situation that they are in. If they are out with friends or family and are feeling insecure, they will make off-handed comments and correct their spouses as a way to assert themselves in order to feel better.
Feelings of shame and humiliation often follow this, as most of the time, the correcting behavior that is meant to boost one’s own ego comes at the expense of another’s self-esteem—unless the person doing so is completely wrong in the matter, in which case, the boomerang of karma comes right back.
#4
I Find The "A Idiot" More Offensive... It's "An Idiot"
jay <3 2 years ago
if YOU don't know the difference between "your" and "you're," then (YOU'RE) (AN) idiot
Daria 2 years ago
As someone whose first language is not English, I'm often baffled by this trend. Is it new? First I thought it's a legacy of texting abbreviations - like using "ur" instead of "your" and "you're", but there are other examples like "its - it's", "there - their - they're", even "affect - effect", etc. Why is it so hard to use them correctly?
#5
Punny! They Were Panting With Delight!
#6
This Hurt My Head In A Number Of Ways
AVGucky 2 years ago
Don't they weren't? 🥵 *needs to breathe* Hope I'm not the only one rofling!?
Nancy T 2 years ago
You guys are making fun of this post, but obviously, this deep thinking curious individual just wants to know 'if the earth is flat do the moon and all other planets are flat?' There's really no such thing as a stupid question.
Nicole Weymann 2 years ago
Most of the guys are mocking the horrible grammar (should be "are the moon and all other planets flat" not "do... are") by constructing similarly convoluted comments, not laying into the actual question
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Of course, one can say that these discourses should be conducted privately and with respect to one another, but that is a rarity to occur online, as the only thing that is private is your identity, hiding behind a snarky username. Respect? For another human being? Never heard of it.
But if we are to be serious about this for one second, no one wins from insulting another, especially when it comes to corrective behavior. Remember how your parents used to yell at you for the smallest of little mistakes you made as a child, correcting your faults even though they were appropriate for your age? Interesting connection.
#7
Bah!
Miki 2 years ago
This reminds me of this a bit inappropriate joke :D A tourist walks into an English pub. While he is waiting for his beer, he notices to rather big women next to him talk in a strange accent. He walks up to them and says: "Excuse me, I can't quite put my finger on your accent -- are you two ladies from Ireland?" They get outraged and snap back: "It's Wales, you idiot!" "Oh, I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland?"
Greta Kolding 2 years ago
And there was the Russian tsar who went hunting while on a visit to England. When he came back, he told his hosts that he had shot a peasant. They assumed he meant a pheasant, but no one dared ask.
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Groaver Andout 2 years ago
And a sheep tied to a post is a leisure centre.
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James A Tipton 2 years ago
Of course, the famous whale fleeces. I once had jacket of this material.
#8
An Mistake
Debby Keir 2 years ago
In older times, the H in huge wasn't pronounced, so technically it would be 'I made an uge mistake'. However, as we usually pronounce the H these days, 'an' is no longer necessary. An is only before a vowel - thus 'I made an enormous mistake'.
Alex S 2 years ago
Even people using a silent h would never say "an" before "huge"
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Groundcontroltomajortom 2 years ago
An if the word starts with a vowel, A for consonants was the rule I was taught. There may be some exceptions that my brain can't think of right now.
Coffee panda 2 years ago
If this person said this at a party, i would roll my eyes so fast and made note to myself not to befriend him.
A P 2 years ago
If I was at that patty, I might roll THEIR eyes that hard while yelling something like "THIS is how pedantic you're being!" Ah, the circle of life.
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Spain In Pain
TiredTitus 2 years ago
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
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InvincibleRodent 2 years ago
"oh boy, okay buddy" is the best, and only possible response to this.
Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago
Portugal is right next to Brazil, right? /s
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At least they knew there was a „Spain“. I saw one guy who thought Spanish was only spoken in some countries of South America but there was no Spain.
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
And let's mix it up more, Guyana and Uruguay are in South Africa. Yeah, this is the c**p I've heard. Atleast they got the south right? Our US education system fails with teaching geography.
Nicholas L 2 years ago
Oh boy.... Guessing you don't realize how vast and also diverse America is? Not every region is as impoverished or "dumbed down" as you'd think. But, hey, you do you.
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Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
I know someone who insists that Israel is in Africa, because Middle East is not a continent.
A 2014 study in the Journal of Child Development demonstrated that yelling produces results similar to physical punishment in children: increased levels of anxiety, stress, and depression, along with an increase in behavioral problems. Furthermore, the same types of behaviors that children grow up with tend to get repeated with another human being the victim.
Therefore, it can be argued that some people get their kicks and feel powerful by cutting others down, this ‘correction’ becoming a form of bullying. A Ditch the Label study found that those who bully are far more likely than average to have experienced a stressful or traumatic situation in the past 5 years. Examples include their parents/guardians splitting up, the death of a relative, or the gaining of a little brother or sister.
Whether it’s stress, low self-esteem, or a difficult home situation, we all have different ways of dealing with those feelings, and some channel them into anger and the need to control.
#10
Darn, We're Out Of Sprite, Better Go And Buy Some More!
#11
*sigh*
Penny Hernandez 2 years ago
Tell Richard he started with his mother's egg. That should keep him sitting on his dunce stool wearing his dunce cap for a while.
#12
Great Response
ᶜʰᵃᵒᵗⁱᶜ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ 2 years ago
America doesn't have gun control I dont think imma head to school today
Another Fool on the Hill 2 years ago
I may be wrong, but isn't Panama part of the American continent as the United States of... wait for it... America? 🤔🤷
Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴 2 years ago
Why do so many Americans believe that’s all about them? It is a world outside the US guys….
Nicholas L 2 years ago
Too many people think the world is where they've been their whole lives.
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Behind you! 2 years ago
Oh great, now I've got all sorts of Van Halen songs going off in my head!
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tuzdayschild 2 years ago
I hope you realize Americans are trolling you at this point just to get your reactions.
Dr. Art Markman argues that people’s certainty about their beliefs can be broken down into two components: clarity and correctness. Clarity refers to whether people are sure about what they believe. Correctness focuses on whether we think our belief is ‘correct’ in some broader cultural or moral context.
The more strongly people believe their attitude is correct, the more competitive they will be in their discussions. However, Dr. Markman suggests that if you find yourself in conflict with others on a regular basis, you might want to evaluate whether you generally assume that your attitudes are the correct ones.
#13
Imagine Walking Around You Whole Life Thinking It Was This
Jessica Bertram 2 years ago
oh lordy. and so how does this poor soul think Jewish families have kids? the Stork?
Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago
Clearly when the wiener gets the snip, you have to jam a straw into the testicles (a la Capri Sun juice packs) to extract the semen.
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pink_panda 2 years ago
Yeah, at least they learned something! Still hilarious that they thought it was such a different procedure...
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Dave Nalesnik 2 years ago
“You’re not cut. I’ve seen you without your shirt on, and you definitely have a little muffin top going on.”
Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
It would be even funnier when that person was circumcised themself (provided they are male). Lot‘s of US Americans are, regardless of religion, aren‘t they?
g90814 2 years ago
Yes, it was the thing to do, until recently I believe, when it's now questioned before being done.
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#14
Homophones! Do You Know Them?
Monday 2 years ago
Don't you just love how you can never know if it's read or read unless it's part of a sentence?
VonBlade 2 years ago (edited)
But the question is, once it is do you read the first read as read and the second read as read, or vice versa?
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Icecream Sarang 2 years ago
That is Schrödinger’s homonym right there: both read and read at the same time until someone closes the book.
Random Panda 2 years ago
Hlw can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce unionized
PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago
I didn’t realize that time and thyme are pronounced the same, I always say thyme which the th sound
#15
This Made Me Chuckle
indiecognition 2 years ago
Some stores are so cheap that they don't keep their Open signs on except during business hours
Dave Nalesnik 2 years ago
🎶There’s a sign on the door, but she wants to be sure, ‘cause most places open at 8 AM. “In my thoughts I decree,’Someone’s wrong, it’s not me!’ and I go-oh forth to post and cause mayhem.” Ooooo-oooh oooooooh ooo-ooo-ooh, she’s inviii-ting an internet smack down…🎶
Nancy T 2 years ago
There's a feeling I get, when it's not opened yet, and my spirit is crying for groceries. In my thoughts I have seen, something leafy and green, and the cashiers who charge me a fortune. Oooo-ooh ooooo....
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BluEyedSeoulite 2 years ago
I get annoyed at coffee shops not opening until 10am but then find another coffee shop 🤷♀️ For Aldis, I'd just take a nap in the car
Cybele Spanjaard 2 years ago
Look at the opening and closing hours before you go to bed and have an extra hour of sleep in.
Dennis Adrian Middendorp 2 years ago
This morning at 8 a.m. is a tautology ..... look that up !
Discovering and being more open to other people’s perspectives may reduce one’s tendency to treat discussions as invitations for coercion. James Feudo offers a few techniques to help one with this tendency to correct another. If it’s something small and there’s no harm done, pretend it never happened.
If the person you’re interacting with keeps making the mistake, then you might want to point it out in private. If the mistake they’re making can cause a problem (such as poor advice or wrong directions), then you can step in right away. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
As you continue scrolling through this list, make sure you’re upvoting your favorites, leaving comments in your wake, and I shall wish you a wonderful day! Until the next one!
#16
They/Them
brukernavn340 2 years ago
I sometimes find it confusing though, when "them" is used to describe a named person. I often have to reread it, because I immediately interpret it as plural.
Lucas Jackson 2 years ago
It’s just wrong and all done to appease a tiny minority of people
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Sarah SH 2 years ago
My school district just passed a rule saying we (staff) have to call a student by their given name and gender (him/her, not they), even if the student wants to go by something else, unless we have a written letter from a parent.
Ashen Brooks (They/Them) 2 years ago
the singular "they" pronouns have been used for over 700 years. IT IS PROPER ENGLISH
Casey McAlister 2 years ago
Seriously, who needs that bulky awkward-looking "he/she" when you can just use "they"?
Paulo Freitas 2 years ago
Hey, i made the same mistake as well... But in my defence Im Portuguese lol.
matthew owen 2 years ago
Yes. You went to the Dr. I don't know man or woman so I ask "what did they say". Perfectly normal English that's been used like this for centuries.
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Susan Smith 2 years ago (edited)
Non binary singular should be it/it. I'm sorry no one wants yo admit that and instead want to make the english language a barrier to communication instead of a tool for getting s**t done. Person 1 "Can you ask them to help us?" Person 2: "Who are you talking about? I only see Xanderama there?"
April Morris 2 years ago
Actually, this is something I struggle with, too, because I was taught in school and college to use either "him or her":;"him"; or "her"; and to use either "they" or "them" for multiple people only and that to refer to one person in writing (as they/them) was both rude and wrong. Those were hard and fast rules for writing that have suddenly changed over the past couple decades. It's a lot for someone over 40, but we're catching up, some faster than others. My new rule of thumb is to refer to someone in whatever way they want, the same way I want my own feelings validated.
#17
Well Technically…
Pete Fiske 2 years ago
scientifically, technically it is a solid not a liquid...and i was always under the impression that TSA allowed frozen water thru security...
meow point1 2 years ago
Upvoting because you shouldn't have been downvoted.
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Jumping Jellyfishes 2 years ago
I see this was 2013. TSA agent told us recently we are allowed to take a bottle of ice through
Dekker451 2 years ago
So solid explosives are okay but not liquid explosives? Great. Our tax dollars paying for even more security theater.
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Demosthenes 2 years ago
On my last flight I actually had a TSA agent offer this advice while I was going through security. Freeze your water bottle and its all clear with TSA. Explosive hydrocarbons typically have a much lower freezing point than water so having a frozen bottle essentially shows that you are carrying only water.
#18
Lion Wasn’t Even An Option
Bunzilla 2 years ago
I mean... I mean... it says it RIGHT THERE up at the top on the list of things they're supposed to match to the pictures...
#19
Trust Me, I'm Smart
Ashley Schriber 2 years ago
Well, he didn't claim to be a high-performing English major or even a passable one.
#20
Gargoyle
Monday 2 years ago
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#21
You’re Physically Irresponsible
Lord Mysticlaw 2 years ago
That's just the problem... these idiots are never in doubt, they have such confidence
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Monday 2 years ago
I mean...if you're planning on drinking that whole bottle while out in public it might be physically irresponsible too.
Dave Nalesnik 2 years ago
If you’re going to get into an argument with an idiot, first make sure that the idiot isn’t you.
Francine Govan 2 years ago
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt".
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
Let's get fiscally! Fiscally! Let's get fiscally! Lemme hear your body talk!
Demosthenes 2 years ago
Dunno, buying an entire bottle of liquor for consumption in 1 night is definitely physically irresponsible.
#22
Wait, Mayo Isn’t Just Made From Plants?
KittyGotClaws 2 years ago
Mayo is also a county in Ireland and it isn't made from animal products either... Uh, wait.
S 2 years ago
My fav working at breakfast place and people order french toast and tell me they are allergic to egg or order an omelette and tell me they don't like eggs or the vegans/vegetarians that also will order french toast or crepes or any number of things that they "cannot" or do not eat (some its very true cannot) I always informed them and placed order as requested if they did not change
DC 2 years ago
... oh my ... Mayo is vegetable oil and eggyolk. Vegan Mayo is, obviously, made by a recipe in which eggyolk and whatever else may be in it is replaced. But, is arguing with someone that translates "vegan" into "moron" worth the effort anyway? I think I have sufficient reason to doubt...
Jessica Woollcombe 2 years ago
A couple years ago a friend showed me a pic of a vegan going into Subway and making a big production about being vegan and the poor employee had to double clean everything and get lectured about not cross contaminating her vegan wrap (I think). Then at the end she asks for mayo and the enemies is like, "Mayo is made with eggs, it's not vegan." Customer argues for a while about it being vegan, employee finally shows her the ingredients and asked if she wanted the mayo or not the vegan finally asked for the mayo anyway. Apparently everyone has a hill to die on but mayo seems a silly hill.
#23
Someone Has Never Heard Of Rubber Wood
Uncanny 2 years ago
Please tell the ants they can’t, move that not rubber tree plant. Dash their high hopes.
Alleman Jennifer 2 years ago
Just what makes that little old ant, Think he'll move that rubber tree plant, Anyone knows an ant, can't, Move a rubber tree plant!
Grace and Lucy 2 years ago
Because he has high hopes....he has pie in the sky apple pie hopes...
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The sap is made of rubber... And sugar maple trees make maple syrup and... and....
Wood Carver 2 years ago
As a Canadian I try hard to break this myth. Maple syrup is made one day a year in Canada, maple day. Its day 366, Americans don't get one, I think it's a British thing. Anyway on maple day we all put on the traditional maple armour and set out into the forest for the yearly quelling of the trees. We find the tree that was planted on the day of our birth, and we challenge it to a duel. Their claws are slow but their teeth are fast and their songs have seduced many to their deaths but most of us are victorious in the end. For our victory the tree gives us half its maple syrup and a promise that next year we will feed their roots. It's harrowing but worth it for the pancakes.
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Id row 2 years ago
Most of these have to be trolls just trying to wind people up. For anyone with even a quarter of a brain, if you're not sure something exists or not, you look it up. You don't just spout nonsense as fact. All the knowledge, right at your fingertips, and this person can't be bothered to verify before showing their idiocy.
Dave Nalesnik 2 years ago
Just what makes that pissant pedant, think there’s not a rubber tree plant?
Fenchurch 2 years ago
Would hate to meet him in person. Must be insufferable
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#24
Wonder How Many Strict Vegans Have Avocados Too
Julie Snelling 2 years ago
Vegans can't eat avocados because bee's have to be shipped in to pollinate the plants so it means avocados aren't strictly vegan.
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Marissa Taylor 2 years ago
Now if they said kraft chesse slices they might have had a point ...(jk)
Greta Kolding 2 years ago
Does anybody know what ingredients go into that?
Load More Replies... Another Fool on the Hill 2 years ago
It is said that some ingredients of cream cheese could possibly contain something that might have been cheese at some point in history...
Ralph Watkins 2 years ago
This is what happens when you sell meat that is produced in a lab. Change the name slightly & suddenly it's a real cheese alternative.
#25
Can’t Be Twins If Not Identical
Randolph Croft 2 years ago
Everyone who's half way through this list is now dumber for it. I'm dumber.
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Mulberry Juice 2 years ago
Someone tried to convince me that me and my brother are not twins for the same reason. Took a lot of energy to keep a straight face
3 Owls In A Coat 2 years ago (edited)
You aren’t twins, just wombmates! ;)
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Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
Technically you could say that fraternal twins are just like any other siblings, with only the small difference that they were in Mommys belly during the same time period and most probably share the same birthday (yes even twins can be born on different days).
Rebecca P 2 years ago
It being January, twins in USA just made the news for being born on different years. 😊
Load More Replies... Circular0rb 2 years ago
Back in junior high there were two sets of twins in my class. The two boys didn't look like one another at all. The two girls on the other hand were so indentical I still can't say which is which.
Nitka Tsar 2 years ago (edited)
The boys were fraternal then, while the girls were identical.
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KittyGotClaws 2 years ago
And I know a pair of identical twins who do not look alike either, so I had to disabuse myself of the notion that identical twins always look identical when I first met them!
Rebecca P 2 years ago
I had heard that being identical is determined at a young age, because even twins can grow differently. Surprised to hear the Olsons are not considered identical. More surprised to hear the Property Brothers are?! They look quite different, and one is taller than the other.
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Epona 2 years ago (edited)
Ashley is the older twin/sibling, by 2 minutes. They are actually fraternal twins, not identical twins, surprisingly.
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Math Is Not My Strong Suit
Jessica Bertram 2 years ago
math prof here. i hope I'm not alone with the feeling of dying a little reading this.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
If you don't sleep according to that guy.
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Arabiata Arabiata 2 years ago
The red poster knows that a day consists of 24 hours and the night. He can make it easily.
robin aldrich 2 years ago
When dealing with my check book I haven't always agreed with math either.....
Ralph Watkins 2 years ago
People are willing to deny or argue cold hard data anymore. Reject conformity. Wish they would deny gravity & float off the friggin' planet.
Cydney Golden 2 years ago
Some don't like to let facts get in the way of their opinions or their alternate facts.
#27
I-- Wouldn't Know How To Follow Up, Either
KittyGotClaws 2 years ago
No, but I think the term 'oriental' is considered kind of pejorative now....
Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago
It is. My mother, who is an awful person, will use the word “Oriental” to refer to an Asian person. My Chinese ex-boyfriend used to laugh when he heard her say it, though, and he’d say, “We prefer the term Celestials, thank you!”
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Łukasz Markuszewski 2 years ago
It might be from UK. I've seen that people from Middle-East + India and Pakistan are being called there 'Asian', while very ofter Chinese, Koreans, Japanese etc. are 'East Asians'. I saw it in the media, facebook and heard when people talked about.
DuchessDegu 2 years ago
It's very confusing indeed, specially for non natives
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lil bear bear 2 years ago
Bts gets a lot of comments like this on Twitter (don't ask me how I know that)
Sarah SH 2 years ago (edited)
If someone appears “Asian”, is it wrong to ask them though (Chinese/Japanese/Korean/etc)? Not in the way of “I know you were born in America, but where are you really from?” stupid way, but like a sincere way; is it offensive? Genuinely asking as a naive white person…
BluEyedSeoulite 2 years ago
If it is your friend, you can just ask their ethnicity. It's the strangers asking "No, where are you REALLY from?" that is pretty offensive since it implies they can't be a citizen of your country. It's also a weird question to ask strangers in general
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I Found One!
BRUSSEL SPROUT PANDA 2 years ago
This actually happened because of an incorrectly installed hydraulic pump in the right wing, causing fuel to leak out, further exacerbated by the pilots opening a fuel cross feed.
ThatG 2 years ago
You’re thinking about Air Transat Flight 236 that glided into the Azores in 2001. Not this Air Canada flight. The only technical problem the plane had was with the Fuel Quantity Indicating System.
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Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago
Yep! I’m an American and even I know that a kilo is heavier than a pound XD
Load More Replies... Demosthenes 2 years ago
This is chicken scratch compared to the Mars Climate Orbiter: Burned up in the Martian atmosphere b/c JPL took metric values and never converted to imperial before launch. https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1999-oct-01-mn-17288-story.html
Yeeters 2 years ago
Oh it's the Gimli Glider! What chads the pilots were, managing to land a plane on a race track without harming anyone. Hell, the plane was repaired and was in commission for several more years after this.
A P 2 years ago
When in doubt, drop her onto a decommissioned military base that's been converted to a drag strip, that's what I always say.
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This Is The Level Of Confidence I Need In Life
Mat Hall 2 years ago
The way the UNO account plays is the "correct" way according to the rules supplied with the game, but it's a common "house rule" to allow the other variant.
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Dave Nalesnik 2 years ago
Uno:”No”. 244 likes. Quintel:”You don’t know how to play the game right”. 1.6K likes. You do the math…
Nathaniel Badger 2 years ago
This game destroys family's, and friend ships, and now the internet
David 2 years ago
I'm not saying the official rules are wrong (cuz of course not) but I DO think "progressive draw twos" is a hoot. I've seen it go all the way around the table and everyone had a good laugh. Actually, I've seen it go farther but it feels the sweetest when the person who started it gets stuck with it.
K W 2 years ago
We play Draw 4 on Draw 4s because it's just more fun. Unless you're playing drinking uno.
A P 2 years ago
Isn't "drinking uno" just another way of saying "eventual assault with a deadly weapon"?
Load More Replies... InvincibleRodent 2 years ago
I think the Uno video game also allows stacking. Wasn't that officially licensed?
#30
The Only Composer That Person Knows Is Bach. Just Like My Third Grade Music Students
Dave Nalesnik 2 years ago
And former US Representative Michele Bachmann was a WOMAN! Explain THAT one, Laura…IF YOU CAN!
Brandi VanSteenwyk 2 years ago
And the title said "LIVING". Been awhile since Bach was above ground.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
"Make sure you finish on the Bach, never finish on Debussy." -A wise record salesman.
#31
Math
Jcusack 2 years ago
They were so close, just one more step! At least she's not thinking she's 80!
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Dave Nalesnik 2 years ago
Clearly the correct number is 42, because it’s the answer to life, the universe, and everything!
Artistic Panda (he him) 2 years ago
My stupid morning brain actually thought the answer was 80 for a moment
Nitka Tsar 2 years ago (edited)
Very good try. Many would have said 80. Still wrong though. Poor person
#32
Olives And Peppers Are Also Fruits
Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
I will fight Alexander Mathieson just in order to point out that strawberries technically aren’t berries and that it isn’t spelled “arnt”.
Rahul Pawa 2 years ago
My favorite berry fact: strawberries aren't berries, but bananas are.
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Lil Potato 2 years ago
last time i checked... berries are... fruit? You know you're probably right nevermind
A Bobcat From Philly 2 years ago (edited)
Bananas, pumpkins, avocados and cucumbers are all berries but blackberries, strawberries, mulberries, and raspberries are NOT berries.
Jessica Woollcombe 2 years ago
Blackberries, raspberries, and I think mulberries all have their seeds inside. For the first two the seeds are on the inside of each nodule of the berry, meeting the textbook definition of a fruit. Strawberries have seeds on the outside of the skin which meets the textbook definition of vegetable.
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Almostfoxlike 2 years ago (edited)
TECHNICALLY, all veggies are fruits (the fruit of the plant), but the culinary world makes a distinction. Not counting stuff grown underground, of course.
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Also: "Pineapples don't belong on a pizza, because they're just an addition from the New World.." "tomato: ..."
Rahul Pawa 2 years ago
I recently looked at a list of "vegetable" toppings available at a popular chain, and found almost none of them were technically vegetables.
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Someone Never Had A Cat
Virgil Blue 2 years ago
And malevolence in their souls. But they're cute so we give them a pass.
Load More Replies... Brandi VanSteenwyk 2 years ago
Ummm..... Cats do have bones in their tails. It's an extension of their spine and is thus, made of vertebra-like bones that have just a bit more cushion in between allowing them to move more freely.
Lou Cam 2 years ago (edited)
Definitely have bones considering the £2000 I spent on my cat after he was hit by a car. Tried to repair the tail but ended up being removed. Had a damaged spinal cord too and very close to being euthanized due to paralysis but he pulled through. Stumpy and wobbly for the next 20 years but my wee man's vet bill was the best £2000 I ever spent.
Demosthenes 2 years ago
Interesting to me that they started with a skeleton that will not be visible once the structure is complete. Reminds me of my Saturn 5 Lego set that has fully detailed propellant and oxidizer tanks inside the rocket body that are not visible after connecting the outer black and white skin blocks.
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago (edited)
I think they were building a fox not a cat? I might have remembered wrong
Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago
Foxes are dog hardware running on cat software. So both are right
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Irrelevant Nonsense 2 years ago
the funny thing is that I saw this exact video and those exact comments.
#34
Math: I’m Out
Sir salad 🥗 2 years ago
And the economy crashes because everyone is a billionaire
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Cooking Panda 2 years ago
These kind of people keep me up at night. Like, how do they survive??
#35
When You Try To Correct Someone And Just Fail
#36
“Something Like”
Yeeters 2 years ago
Because it is diamond. It is the hardest material, but that literally does not matter when we're talking about being hit with a bullet. Diamonds are terribly fragile on impact and they shatter fairly easily. They are good for saws though, because grinding is not impact, so they good.
Paulo Freitas 2 years ago
Reminds me of someone i had the displeasure of talking to.... Só Im a histórical blades aficionado ( Im not a colector because Im broke and they are really expencive ) and i ended up debating the weight of a katana with some One that was either a child or a moron, a Katana weighs preety much the same as an arming sword ( around 900g ) dude was willing to die in the hill that a Katana weighed 30 lbs ( 15kg give ir take ), this dude is the same....
#37
This Is So Satisfying
Donkey boi 2 years ago (edited)
You made a mistake! It should be 'Dare all morons.'
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ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
I really want this to become an infinite loop of people correcting people incorrectly over and over again until the world implodes.
Kioh81 2 years ago
I'm laughing bc at this point, I honestly can't tell if it is intentional or not...
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Matthew Fox 2 years ago
I choose to believe Dannielle was trying to be sarcastic but it failed.
#38
Found This One
#39
Metric System At It Again
Stephanie Barr 2 years ago
*Cracks knuckles. Not only was the Apollo flight logic in SI (because, TRUST ME, orbital mechanics [and pretty much any physics] is so much easier in SI) but they had to convert it to Imperial for the pilots' displays since they were American pilots. Those conversions not only used up precious processing power, it was a potential source for error. Makes me wonder what else they might have been able to do if they hadn't had to waste power on conversions. (BTW, yes, I'm American and a rocket scientist. I wish everything were SI).
Linda Riebel 2 years ago
You should see the photo of Margaret Hamilton, the engineer who created the code, standing next to a stack of printout of her code. It's taller than she is.
Hobby Hopper 2 years ago (edited)
Imagine writing spaceship code in assembly. These engineers were legends. (edit: typo)
#40
I Feel Like This Should Count Although It's Not A Person Doing The Correcting
Jessica Bertram 2 years ago
well, magna cum laude and summa cum laude didn't make me feel dirty until they made it dirty. ths is wonderfully ironic.
SealOfDisapproval 2 years ago
The funniest case of automatic censorship is still the time when a filter censored "bone" at an online paleontology conference. Also, Moby D**k is an awesome book.
Dave Nalesnik 2 years ago
“Sensored”😏. (and I kinda doubt that the second person got magnum cum laude in “horseshoe on a rim” 🤔???)
le_smol_froge 2 years ago
HELP IM A LATIN STUDENT IVE BEEN LEARNING SATANIC RITUALS AND SEXUAL INNUENDOS THIS ENTIRE TIMEEEE
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Those people who think up the silly creative names for porn movies whipping out their pads to jot that down. "Magna cum, magna cum... hmmmm. I think we can do something with that."
A P 2 years ago
I guarantee that's already happened several times re: porn titles.
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#41
Yes. Yes I Want To Be There To See That
Panzerkampfwagen VII Löwe 2 years ago
I don'tknow who this is can someone explain
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Adam L 2 years ago
This is what I was thinking. But I do see that he had played a few characters that I would not want to confront lol
Load More Replies... Tarik Dursun Zorgulen 2 years ago
I don't know he seemed like the best possible manager to me, he treated his customer nicely, his employees liked him. As far as restaurant business go, he was quite good. Well, as long as you're not involved in his side businesses.
Nadine Bamberger 2 years ago
You're right, Karen, go ahead and make him angry, make my day and do it.
Matthew Fox 2 years ago
Wait, is the restaurant in Albuquerque or Storybrooke? That makes a difference.
Matias Marczak 2 years ago
Well, Guss is smart enough to do his job and not to mix it with his real business, so I guess you're fine anyway.
Matthew Fox 2 years ago
As long as you have a legitimate complaint and aren't just Karening.
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This Is A Lot To Unpack Lol
Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago
“If there is no God, then who wrote the Bible?! Checkmate, atheists!”
Load More Replies... Cooking Panda 2 years ago
I'd video call/facetime this person just to say "Your phone is flat. You're in your phone. You're flat."
Brandi VanSteenwyk 2 years ago
I am terrified to get on the road when I leave here this afternoon!! These people undoubtedly drive on the roads I frequent. And worse, it's likely that they procreate. Possibly at an alarming rate.
#43
We’ve Been Pronouncing Chemistry Wrong This Whole Time
sylvantic 2 years ago
I would pronounce it the Hebrew/Yiddish way, H(but harder)ay-a
Load More Replies... Jessica Bertram 2 years ago
Bach was a character who never saw a brachiosaurus with tachycardia.
Max Fox 2 years ago
To be fair, the "ch" in Bach should be pronounced like "j" in Spanish.
Load More Replies... Pedantic Panda 2 years ago
Is it just me or is this an acceptable mistake? Don't mean to CHat nonsense, but it is something to CHew over. Don't been to CHoke up or CHange the subject but it's what I CHose to speak about. I'll CHeck our your responses when this CHap gets time.
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
It is an acceptable mistake. I think the OPs irritation stems more from he fact that the customer refused to believe her when she told them how SHE pronounces HER OWN name. (Caps for emphasis, not for yelling, lol.)
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Mimi777 2 years ago
I’ve had more than one American argue with me over how MY name is pronounced. I’m from Eastern Europe but live here in the US. My last name has two C’s in it, they both have accents marks on top and are pronounced CH. I had another person once who thought my name was totally made up and that my parents were trying to be quirky and unique. It’s a very normal name in my home country. Was I supposed to change my name when I moved here and adopt a western sounding name??
#44
There Are No Dune Movies, Apparently. Not Even A Recently Released One
Icecream Sarang 2 years ago (edited)
This hurts my heart. Dune is my favorite book. Everyone knows there aren’t any movies adaptations. Next you’ll be telling me something ridiculous like Sting was in it, it was on the SciFi Channel, or Denis Villeneuve directed it.
Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
Dune is my favorite book as well! :D My puppy is named Stilgar
Load More Replies... Lil Potato 2 years ago (edited)
the new dune movies are INCREDIBLE. I love them and no-one can tell me otherwise. (edit, i have never read the books, but my sister has and she said they are close adaptions. never seen the old movies though)
Hobby Hopper 2 years ago
I haven't read the book or watched the movies. I saw a few scenes of the old one, but I couldn't get through it. I'd say I should read it, but I never seem to find time to read actual books anymore (I've been trying to get through the same 10 hour audio book for months now). Maybe I should just watch the new movies and call that good enough.
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This is just a guess, but maybe they're expressing the opinion that the movies are illegitimate, because they can't live up to the book? I'm trying to give them the benefit of the doubt, but it *is* a pretty rude way to say it.
Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
there are at least 5 Dune movies now. Why does no one know the mini series? It was quite good!
A P 2 years ago
I've tried off and on over the years to find and watch it bc I missed it when it originally aired, and I have never been able to.
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ADDchallengedINFP-T 2 years ago
Dune could be a book, or a film, or a mound or ridge of sand or other loose sediment formed by the wind, especially on the sea coast or in a desert.
#45
I Hate Twitter
Monday 2 years ago
Jessy is strictly anti-pronoun. Jessy thinks that Jessy should encourage other people to become anti-pronoun too, just like Jessy. Jessy will stop at nothing to ensure all Jessy's friends start using this sort of language in Jessy's friend's lives too.
Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago
Wolf am going to try to do this, just like Jessy, but Wolf am finding it difficult. Wolf am inspired by the freedom that Jessy has found in relinquishing Jessy’s pronouns.
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mountkilamontanjiro 2 years ago
"I don't have pronouns. You will refer to me only as my name, Shadow the Hedgehog."
LinkTheHylian 2 years ago
"My name's Jessy, and I haven't used pronouns in six weeks. Where's my chip?"
#46
The American Flag At The End Of His Sentence Adds Some Extra Flavour Of Republican Dumbness
Johnnynatfan 2 years ago
Stupid a*s republican believing there is some liberal war on Christmas. Morons.
J 2 years ago (edited)
All while Christmas is invading November and October. Who’s attacking whom? September must prepare for battle.
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Vicki Cunningham 2 years ago
Repubs are interesting morons. I'd have to stay up all night just thinking up these things to say and still I wouldn't be able to do it.
Christopher Barnhouse 2 years ago
As an ashiest, I aways reply to "Merry xmas" with Happy Kwanza !
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago (edited)
Why? I am not Christian but if someone wishes me "Merry Christmas" I reply with "Merry Christmas", I reply "Happy Holidays" with "Happy Holidays". It won't hurt me a tiny bit to be nice and not hurt someone's feelings. May be this is the reason people think there is a war against Christmas.
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#47
Winnie The Pooh Ate Honey Which Is Purple
AVGucky 2 years ago
Glad to know I'm not the only one gasping for breath 🤣
Load More Replies... K W 2 years ago
This one had me laughing so hard. It's like a bit in a movie. I could see Sam Jackson having this dialogue with a couple of others in an old Tarantino project. Just intersperse with F words.
Serenity Now! 2 years ago
Ok. I guess instead of learning important s**t, they know their cartoons.
#48
Spelling Is Importanter Than You Think
Dave Nalesnik 2 years ago
Either winch way, she made it a lot funnier by tossing a wench into the works!
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KittyGotClaws 2 years ago
I thought she was referring to wrench at first... Wait, does she not qualify??? As the wench, I mean.
Paulo Freitas 2 years ago
Lol this was funny lol, though She might not be a native English speaker, and this is an easy mistake to do, its an hilarious mistake lolol but easy, we have a similar word in Portuguese, and its even better because all of our words have " gender " só normaly if a word ends with an " o " is masculine, with an " a " feminine, sowe have " puto " Innocent word literally means" kid/boy " then we have " puta " just the female version should mean " girl " right.. lol no, it means whore.....
DuchessDegu 2 years ago (edited)
And if you're from Sao Paulo specifically - puta, besides a whore, it's used an adjective - está um puta calor hoje = it's very hot today. Also in Brasil puto is a male whore, not a kid 😁
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SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
I'm getting a Jeep now in hopes of Santa bringing me a wench for it this Christmas. I'll be a good boy all year round for it, promise... XP
Hobby Hopper 2 years ago
I was halfway through that paragraph before the context clues kicked in. I was thinking "Does she mean like a model in a car ad. laying on the hood?"
Dave Nalesnik 2 years ago
Hopefully not strapped to the front of a jeep, though.
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Earth Is Only A Couple Thousand Years Old
Icecream Sarang 2 years ago
OK, to be fair here…The Bible puts the Earth at 8Kyo, so I can see why some people believe that. (I’m a non-theist with an anthropology degree, so I’m in the 4B+ camp)
#50
Hood Version Of A Swimming Cap
CJ 2 years ago
I always thought it was called a do-rag but I'm probably wrong
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#51
This's What Happens When You Don't Read The Entire Post
Libstak 2 years ago
I feel like that homeless dude with the knife now has internet access and is a smartass as well as a thief....
Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago
He’s probably the one who is posting all of these incorrect corrections in this content!
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Só i know that irony and sarcasm are hard to get in the written form, but i guessed people would get the " joke " when She Said She was happy the homeless man out the knife away....
#52
Makes Sense
Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
He did say based on personal experience so, to be fair, he has absolutely no idea
fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
I think mine died when I started this thread
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Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Oh boy! Nothing like going with a girl and feeling like you're running in the halls!
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
To be fair, ALL girls probably feel like that, to L'il Smokey up there. IF he's ever felt a girl.at all, that is...
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#53
Teached
VonBlade 2 years ago
It's ain't not the taughterers fought if the pew pools didn't not learneding! (I now need a long lay down in a darkened room)
Load More Replies... KittyGotClaws 2 years ago
Some of these are real mind benders lol. My brain needs a break (or is it brake?)
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
Are you sure you don't need a brick?
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Well He Convinced Me With His Rock Solid Evidence
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago (edited)
Yeah, I too was missing the holy spirit up there. It's the holy trinity, after all.
Load More Replies... Charley128 2 years ago
Show me one line in any religious text that was written by the hand of God and I will convert to your faith.
#55
It’s Almost As If… That’s The Point?
#56
That's Like Saying "Its Spelled Grey! Not Gray!"
StumblingThroughLife 2 years ago
I've always wondered why the Americans removed the 'U' from British English words such as 'neighbour, labour, favour, etc ...? Did they think such vowels were redundant?
Icecream Sarang 2 years ago (edited)
We also changed re to er in things like Centre, Theatre, etc and the s became a z for words like realise and finalise (and my phone really hates typing those spellings). The one I’ve yet to figure is “grey”, because in the US, both are acceptable. Gray is more common, however.
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#57
This Genius Right Here
Hobby Hopper 2 years ago
I read that as ennui with a soft "G" tacked on front. XD
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Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago
Genii was my guess. Like the latin pronounciation maybe.
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My Husband's Mom Is Married To A Woman, But Apparently She Isn't A Lesbian Because Lesbians Can't Give Birth Ever
Sarah SH 2 years ago
When he was five, my son informed my husband that all ladybugs are girls. At the time he wasn’t aware of the reproduction process, so my husband told him that there had to be boy ladybugs to make baby ladybugs. My son looked at him with disbelief/frustration and called his father an idiot. He then elaborated “People can have two mommies and Mom said that anyone who has a problem with that is an idiot!”
Shine Chisholm 2 years ago
That's so cute! Terrible logic on the child's part in the most perfect way
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#59
Gender And Spelling Are Both Artifical Constructs
Icecream Sarang 2 years ago
My fellow Americans, there are approximately 7.6B other people in the world. The vast majority of them don’t speak English. Most of those who do learn English, learn formal English, not American.
FakeOptimist 2 years ago
I can remember having to choose a language somewhere and "English" and "simplified English (US)" were offered 😜
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ADHD McChick 2 years ago
*Spelled. Geeze. /s I'm only kidding, don't come for me, lol!
Load More Replies... Mat Hall 2 years ago (edited)
Fun fact: the original -ize vs -ise distinction has its roots in the origin of the word that the suffix is being applied to (-ise was for words we stole from French, -ize for Latin/Greek), but over time British English has tended to standardise on -ise, American English on -ize.
Lil Potato 2 years ago
i actually have so much trouble spelling realize for some reason. i always do it wrong when im writing
#60
Youa Ll
J 2 years ago (edited)
Y’all is singular, alls y’all is plural, ya’ll is silly. There, I took a stance. 😂
ADHD McChick 2 years ago (edited)
All'a y'all is also an acceptable plural. 😂
Load More Replies... KittyGotClaws 2 years ago
Y'all is a contraction for you all. Don't know what ya'll is supposed to be. Now we're misspelling our regional dialects?
Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
Ya’ll is clearly the contraction of “yaaall”! XD
Load More Replies... Lynne Hammar 2 years ago
The apostrophe usually replaces missing letters, so YOU ALL becomes Y'all
Grahamalama09 2 years ago (edited)
i may be wrong, but i think commenter is right. For most, the first word will not change. example: you are = you're so ya all = ya'll. but, sometimes that rule isn't true, a example for this is will not and won't. so ya all could be y'all as well.
Chancey 2 years ago
You do know that the contraction y'all is for "you all" the word is not technically ya, it's you.
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#61
Boy To Supersoldier Transition
Monday 2 years ago
Remember when BTS just stood for "Behind the Scenes"? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Andreas 2 years ago
I've never heard of that. The only think, besides the K-pop group, I associate with BTS, is Bratislava.
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#62
What A Fine Start For Mathematics In 2023
Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago
I can’t even express to you how depressed I am that my local “oldies” music station now includes the 80s as “oldies music”. Like.. I grew up in the 80s! I’m not old!!! D:
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Donkey boi 2 years ago
In 6 years, the 80's will have been 40 years ago! This year the 80's was 34 years ago!
#63
Ah Yes. Lasagna
KittyGotClaws 2 years ago
Some clap backs need a clap back need s clap back. It's recursion, folks.
#64
Only Chickens Lay Eggs. Only The Educated Know The Platypus Is A Hoax
Tweaked 2 years ago
I love how weird a platypus is. Am I a duck? Am I a beaver!? Who knows! But good god am I adorable, here have an egg!
Grudge-holding Treefrog 2 years ago
Don’t get to close though or you’ll be stabbed with venom spurs
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Keller Worthen 2 years ago
A platypus is a portable omelette machine. It produces eggs and milk
Greenmantle 2 years ago
It's a rare treat to see one. They are easily spooked so you need to be pretty much still and silent to get a glimpse.
Virgil Blue 2 years ago
I like how the Platypuss kind of feels like an example of a previous evolution for several types of animals at once. No wonder they didn't believe the first person to document it, its just so out of the box.
#65
Found Different Opinions On The Matter But This Screams Bald Eagle Like Nothing Else
Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago
This. This is the one that makes me stop reading for tonight, put down the phone, and go to sleep. XD Goodnight, fellow Pandas!
#66
You're* Wrong
#67
Incorrectly Correcting Stephen King?! The 164 Comments Were All Correct Corrections. I Think I Got One Here!!!
Naesil 🇫🇮 2 years ago (edited)
Nah its just another way saying "does it hurt", Im not sure if its american thing but it is very common.
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Sheila Carty 2 years ago
I used to work in bookstores and was constantly amazed by the things people assumed would make a book valuable. "I got the one with a typo, it's worth MILLIONS!"
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
Well I'll be. I just got smarter finding out when "smart" used as a noun means pain.
#68
And He's Trying To Educate Her? Ugh!
Icecream Sarang 2 years ago
My husband calls his bestie bruh. It’s always thrown me off since his bestie is a cis gender woman.
Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
I live in Southern California. I’m a 40-year-old cis het white af woman. I call EVERYONE “bruh”, “dude”, or “bro”. Even my boyfriend.
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ADHD McChick 2 years ago (edited)
I'd respond "KThnxBai!" Just to píss him off. Then block him and move the hell on!
#69
Couldn’t Cared Less About Grammar
Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago
I couldn't've cared less. (Could not have cared less) at least that's how I learned it.
#70
I Think The Correcter Needs To Do A Rewatch
Dave Nalesnik 2 years ago
That’s BS! Nelson Mandela never said “Luke, I am your father!” 😁
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Virgil Blue 2 years ago (edited)
In that scene Luke is dangling from an antenna like control structure in one of the wind /convection tunnels in the floating city of Bespin. He then falls and gets hooked on an actual antenna below the city where he gets rescued.
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#71
The Hiring Chic? Is That A Style For Prospective Employees Or Hr?
Hobby Hopper 2 years ago
I often read typos, spelling, and grammar mistakes as is instead of how the writer meant it. It's entertaining. In my head, I heard "chic" (sheek) instead of "chick".
#72
It Does Take Effort, A No Brainer Effort
#73
I Think I Finally Found One!
#74
Google Is So Accessible. Wouldn't You Check?
Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago
Ok. I have to protect this sweet child's dignity. Coffee does cause a sudden urge to poop. A sudden urge to poop is diarrhea. Diarrh-etic is technically correct as an adjective to describe coffee. And is pronounced the same as diuretic. (I know because I looked it up. I've been out sick with covid for 10 days and I'm running out of things to keep me busy.)
Pixie 2 years ago
Covid sucks, hope you get better soon, fellow cat panda! Say, do you like to play board- or cardgames? I know a website where you can play lots of them, boardgamearena.com. Perhaps it's something to keep you busy some more 🌻
Load More Replies... Charlie the Cat 2 years ago
A diuretic is any substance that promotes diuresis, the increased production of urine.
K W 2 years ago
Coffee does make some people poop though. Caffeine increases intestinal and colon contractions and coffee is known to help with gastrin which signals to the body to move food through the digestion system. Additionally coffee can increase bile flow. Drinking coffee can result in a bowel movement in less than a half an hour for some people. In small studies it's been shown to affect women more than men. Definitely not justifying the person responding. Just laughing at OP because most of us have made a silly word definition mistake at one point and coffee giving someone the poops is also correct.
#75
Bruh Why Didnt We Just Use Stainless Steel Masks In 2020 Since They Cant Host Bacteria? Smh
Icecream Sarang 2 years ago
Cool. So, I’ll just go ahead and cross contaminate that salad by putting the lettuce head on the same surface as my raw chicken, yes?
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
As long as that surface is stainless steel, you should be just fine. /s
Load More Replies... Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago
The acne thing IS true, though, and it goes for cats as well! Ceramic or stainless steel or glass bowls are best for cats and dogs. Plastic can give them chin acne :)
J 2 years ago
Absolutely true. Plastic harbors bacteria, much more than metal or ceramic (or wood, if you compare cutting boards). Plastic-bowl-induced chin acne is almost immediate with our furry faced goofballs.
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Fenchurch 2 years ago (edited)
I was hoping for a "dogs do have pores, they have one on the bottom of each leg" comment.
2 years ago
👍👍 Omg, I was 2 stories past this comment before it hit me. Had to get to "dawgs" in my head first.
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The Caption Was Asking For A Name Of An Animal With A "Q" In It
Stephanie A Mutti 2 years ago
A person I know playing 20 questions with our 7y/o "is it alive?" adult answer "Yes" "is it an animal?" adult answer "no". "Is it a plant?" adult answer "no." Anyway, it was a penguin.
#77
Attention To Detail
KittyGotClaws 2 years ago
Not sure what's in those boxes, but it looks like it's good until 2023. Good luck with your refund!
Adam L 2 years ago
The stickers say pasta, so maybe some kind of frozen dinner?
Load More Replies... Adam L 2 years ago
But the tags also have the dates on them, and it's not like the dates are different either
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#78
Same Thing Innit
Jill Bussey 2 years ago
I have seen this confusion a great deal in the last few years. It seems almost acceptable to say break or breaking, when talking about a vehicle decelerating. It should be braking, etc.
#79
Never Sawed Such A Thing Before
#80
Bomdas 💀💀💀
Vanessa Richardson 2 years ago
Your calculator only gives you the answer of the question you ask—-if you entered the problem into the calculator just as it is written on the paper, then yeah, you probably got 16. The rule in math, however, is that you have to do the equation in a certain order: stuff in parentheses first, then multiplication, then the division. Your calculator computes things in the order you put it into.
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Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago
It's multiplication before division. So do 2x4 then get 8÷8=1
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Angie Taylor 2 years ago
16 is correct. It doesn’t matter if you use PEMDAS or BOMDAS or BODMAS to remember the order. It’s parentheses, exponents, then multiplication/division left to right, then addition/subtraction left to right.
Broad Panda 2 years ago
It is definitely 1. Brackets first gives us 4. Because it has a multiplier before the brackets it is essentially part of the same number that the bracketed information is about. So 2(2+2) is all one number; 2 lots of 4. So this just says 8÷8.
FePredaking 2 years ago
Shouldn’t it be 1, because of the distributive property? Since 4 would still be in parentheses, it should be 2(4), which would be done before division. Right?
Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago
Oh dear God. Once again, The US can't agree on how to do math like the rest of the world. PEMDAS was taught 30+ years ago and now it's BODMAS?
#81
And Here I Was Wondering How Could People Have Thought That A Third-Pounder Is Smaller Than A Quarter-Pounder
#82
American Culture 😂 Otherwise Known As European Rip-Off Culture
#83
To Beach They're Gone
Icecream Sarang 2 years ago
I read this one correctly three times before I caught the change in the English vs American version: to each their own.
#84
Yes. Like Gravity
Icecream Sarang 2 years ago
Oh, gawd. My mother threw this at my once. “The THEORY of evolution…THEORY. As in not fact!” Mom, even gravity is just a theory, and yet we don’t go falling off the planet.
Paulo Freitas 2 years ago
Actually.... I belive Gravity os now a law, not Newton's theory, but Einstein's, ( if i remember correctly ) Newton Said that Gravity pushes you down, wille Einstein Said Gravity pulls you down, só i belive that it was in 2011 that scientists used a Hubble telescope picture to prove Einstein's theory. ( Like i Said, if i remember correctly )
#85
Neither My Phone, Tablets, Nor Computer Would Have Let Me Get Away With This Without, At The Very Least, Some Bold Wavy Red Zigzags
#86
She Almost Had It
#87
I Mean, They Aren't Wrong, The More Your Check Is, The More Appears To Be Taken Out
#88
Still Hate The Astros Tho
Annik Perrot 2 years ago
Corking a bat may prevent you from getting batshit on, but it's cruel! /j
KittyGotClaws 2 years ago
I think you mean more ball speed; remind me not to stand close to you when you throw the bat, tho.
Hobby Hopper 2 years ago
No, they meant bat. The bat is moving up until it contacts the ball (and a little bit after as well). The problem with their logic, is even though a lighter bat could be accelerated faster, and thus be at a higher speed at the moment it contacts the ball, it doesn't transfer any more kinetic energy to the ball than a heavier, slower, bat (because it's lighter).
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Says I Misunderstand... And Proceeds To Write Exactly What I Wrote, With A Some More Words
#90
I Had A Crush On My Second Grade Teacher, Miss Spellings
Icecream Sarang 2 years ago (edited)
I think that’s supposed to be the poster’s screen name, but the first commenter thought it was part of the riddle. Can’t tell without more context, tho. It’s also 0545, and my toddler woke me at 0400 and wouldn’t go back to sleep, so my thoughts aren’t exactly well-formed.
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What do you think ?
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I feel like God after reading this. This post somehow restored my self esteem
Ralph Kretschmer 2 years ago
Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon: you can make the best and most brilliant moves, but the pigeon will knock over the chess men, poop on the board and flaunt around as if the won.
Apocalypse Whippet 2 years ago
My brain has liquefied and is dripping out my nose. Does anyone have tissues?
renee brack 2 years ago
Lotsa good laughs here. I do suffer fools. In fact, I enjoy the court jester immensely even when a jester doesn't mean to be the joke itself.
Damitria 2 years ago
And again I am off to resuscitate my brain cells. Twice in the last 48 hrs
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
Off the subject, but why the héll does BP care how fast I'm commenting?? Maybe I'm just a quick typist. Why does it matter?? Geeze.
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I feel like God after reading this. This post somehow restored my self esteem
Ralph Kretschmer 2 years ago
Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon: you can make the best and most brilliant moves, but the pigeon will knock over the chess men, poop on the board and flaunt around as if the won.
Apocalypse Whippet 2 years ago
My brain has liquefied and is dripping out my nose. Does anyone have tissues?
renee brack 2 years ago
Lotsa good laughs here. I do suffer fools. In fact, I enjoy the court jester immensely even when a jester doesn't mean to be the joke itself.
Damitria 2 years ago
And again I am off to resuscitate my brain cells. Twice in the last 48 hrs
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
Off the subject, but why the héll does BP care how fast I'm commenting?? Maybe I'm just a quick typist. Why does it matter?? Geeze.
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