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Orange is aging 3 years ago

I really do hate flat-earthers. The planet is obviously a turtle

44points

Buren 3 years ago

Isn't it animal cruelty? I pity the wolves, they deserve more nutritious food, not junks.

7points

Bird Nerd 3 years ago

Wolves? WOLVES

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error_404_user_not_found 3 years ago

Too many wolves? WOLVES

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fuggnuggins 3 years ago (edited)

So, the guy who invented the technology to create the vaccines and advocates more selective use of the vaccines, the guy who invented the tests that have been misused as a diagnostic tool from the outset, to his horror, and half of the medical workers on the planet. Wolves. (Thus no leaky vaccine that no longer protects after all of several months, though still poses health risks, no fraudulent diagnosis, and not enough people to administer the various treatments that are being denied.) Brilliant plan, Kevorkian. How about: greedy pharma corp execs who strike contracts with governments around the world, legally denying them from authorising any treatments; cowardly politicians unwilling to take responsibility for their actions; Fauci and scientists illegally financed by him to do insanely dangerous experiments in countries with horrendous records for safety, legal compliance and cooperation with aims that look remarkably familiar. JAIL. And people who think asking questions, challenging assumptions and debate is unscientific. Back to high school. How about this one: All the scared c***s. Stay home.

2points

Ember Hermin 3 years ago (edited)

Rockfuck stupid propaganda buyers and fearmongers? WOLVES

2points

J C 3 years ago

Vaccination crazies, bootlickers, neo-communists. WOLVES

2points

Chinmayee Kalghatgi 2 years ago

The wolves give rabies to antivaxxers, tear off antimasks mouths and pushes the flat earhers off the edge?

1point

Tom B 3 years ago

People ruining humorous posts with divisive politics? Wolves.

1point

It’s just common sense 3 years ago

Someone should release a Wolf on you Vicky, you are the spammer of bored panda.

1point

Id row 3 years ago

If only!

1point

christopher woods 3 years ago

Makes sense to me.

1point

Jesse Schröder 3 years ago

unfortunately wolves do not eat humans

0points

First Name Last Name 3 years ago

Reddit threads on BP? WOLVES!!!

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Paul Balfour 3 years ago

The Earth is only perceived as being "spherical" because of our perception of reality. When viewed through a fourth dimensional perspective, things, get very, interesting.

0points

fuggnuggins 3 years ago

How else do you think we end up basically 2 F*****G YEARS in with NO TREATMENTS, the only health advise when taken ill is GO HOME AND WAIT TO TURN BLUE and every ATTEMPT at ANY TREATMENT being FRANTICALLY ATTACKED? I thought you people trusted science... Are you a**e-kissing sychpantic gullible cultists really this f*****g stupid?

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Luna 3 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

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Xan A. Du 3 years ago

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Kona Pake 3 years ago

Yes.

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Max Power 3 years ago (edited)

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

They make you run.

19points

Amber Cook 3 years ago

That was my first thought!

4points

Kitty Kat 3 years ago

I was imagining losing weight by running from the wolves, but the other options work too...

15points

Otter 3 years ago

I'd give an arm and a leg to lose 30 pounds...

8points

Demongrrrrl 3 years ago

I'd give my right arm, because I'm left-handed.

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Kailey 3 years ago

My thoughts instantly went to wolves chasing me until I lost enough weight. But those work too.

2points

Miraculous Klutz 3 years ago

Too many wolves?

1point

Id row 3 years ago

I never knew wolves were so multi-purpose!

1point

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

Party has BEEN over and guests that won't leave: Wolves

1point

Kate 3 years ago

No, the wolves are just to motivate you to exercise, that's all.

1point

Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago

Mega 'bites'!

1point

Potter Jackson fan 3 years ago

Yes.

0points

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

Gotta admit, releasing wolves into Congress is a far better idea than what I had.

0points

Eric Forster 3 years ago

What?

0points

MarsFKA 3 years ago

Either way, the wolves are on a winner.

0points

Marty BlackEagle-Carl 3 years ago

they chase you, the exercise helps you lose weight

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Marty BlackEagle-Carl 3 years ago

they chase you, the exercise helps you lose weight.

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wild and free42 3 years ago

Alpha move u chase the wolves instead that's how u lose calories and asert ur alpha present s oh noes only if the Grammer wolves would eat this post,

0points

Haniza Rahmat 3 years ago

hahahhaha

0points

Orion C. 3 years ago

Yes

0points

TK 421 3 years ago

Weight loss by wolf, they chase you until you can fit in that outfit. Then they chase you some more, in that outfit. I’m going to need more outfits.

0points

Bobby 3 years ago

Those wolves has been in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Syria, Yemen etc since 2 decades to solve the problems, back at home.

0points

Izzy Curer 3 years ago

I thought it just meant you'd have to run

0points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

How about too many wolves, that can't be solved by adding wolves...

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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

Neither. They chase you, which gets you exercising. They also do it relentlessly and without much warning, so you also don’t get much chance to eat. Result: you lose oodles of weight. (/s)

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Kevin Hickey 3 years ago

Luposlipophobia

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Marilyn Holt 3 years ago

yes

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Thomas Sweda 3 years ago

Either is correct.

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Jim Day 3 years ago

I have noticed that used car lots are enamored with balloons. They tie them on the antenna of cars they are trying to unload. So, I like to say, "tie a balloon on it". Don't like something, "tie a balloon on it".

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Ashley Schriber 3 years ago

I assumed the idea is they would chase you a couple hours each day and you'd have no choice but to get in a couple hours of intense cardio.

0points

Crowley The Snake 3 years ago

The wolves chase you

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Bryn 3 years ago

Instructions unclear - released coyotes. The cats are disappearing.

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Alienking06 3 years ago

You are stealing: wolves. You are playing music too loud: wolves, right away. Driving too fast: wolves. Slow: wolves. You are charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses: wolves. You undercook fish? Believe it or not, wolves. You overcook chicken, also wolves. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up, believe it or not, wolves right away. We have the best patients in the world because of wolves.

0points

Mich 3 years ago

Yes

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J. F. 3 years ago

Annoying customers? Release the wolves!

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Teodor Negru 3 years ago

They eat your food first, then they chase you, and if they catch you, they take bites out of you.

0points

James Fe 3 years ago

Yes

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Taylor Carroll 3 years ago

Um. You would burn calories by running from the wolves.

0points

Anton Kider 3 years ago

Chunks of you...

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James016 3 years ago

This made me think of this cartoon: https://xkcd.com/1471/

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Daniel Mattock 3 years ago

I would die trying to pet a wolf.

0points

Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

That’s probably how it would play out...

1point

Shanaaia 3 years ago

Trump 2024? WO....

0points

Kona Pake 3 years ago

Yes.

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Karla Nelsen 3 years ago

I'll let my immune system do what it was designed to do without any outside help, thank you very much. Exercise, eat healthy, take vitamins ... all should have been an option when the "vid" started, but no one wants to help themselves ... they want the government to hold their hands and tell them what to do.

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Richard Newell 3 years ago

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#2

Found On Discord

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Xylle Flora 3 years ago

Technically, Florida only had a few hundred more votes for trump than Biden, but he got all the votes

35points

#3

I Like Updownvotes

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Vicky Z 3 years ago

I have mixed feelings about this

19points

#4

Can't Outsmart Me

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Aroace tiger (any pronouns) 3 years ago

It could be either

100points

#5

Small Medium Or Large

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Robert T 3 years ago

*snort*

96points

As of this article, not much is known about this niche community. But while it does have a very particular focus—sharing moments of inclusiveness when you’re in an “either-or” situation—it has proven to be quite a large community. Ever since the subreddit’s founding in March of 2018, the community has gained over 228,000 members.

#6

Herb Or Skunk??

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Tami 3 years ago

A little patchouli oil will cover those smells.

7points

#7

Oh Yeah

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Ashamba 3 years ago

Am I the solid tissues (bones, muscle fibres, membranes...), or the fluids (blood plasma, lymph fluid, cytoplasm...)? Separately neither is me, just a human shaped raisin and several litres of slop!

114points

#8

Pregna'nt

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Vicky Z 3 years ago

You are having an alien! Congratulations

211points

#9

I Vote Tail

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Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

snake-6172...d89856.jpg

107points

#10

Gay Or Anxious

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Vicky Z 3 years ago

You can always be both so yeah

91points

As mentioned previously, the community’s posts include a variety of pictures, screencaps, memes and other forms of visual internet media that perfectly capture ambiguity and specificity at the same time.

In particular, when you’re given a situation where you have to choose (or assume) one of two or more options, you choose all of them in good r/InclusiveOR fashion.

Think traffic lights that show both red and green, failing and passing an exam, or “yes” to small, medium, and large fries at a McD’s.

#11

Petition To Make This The Sub Icon

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Robert T 3 years ago

Schroedingers traffic light.

162points

#12

Yes

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

Workin at the bod wash. Workin at the bod wash yeah

127points

#13

And To Dust I Shall Return

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Kate Wooding 3 years ago

honestly either sounds more fun than the homework i'm putting off

66points

#14

Prison Or Broke

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NsG 3 years ago

Realistically speaking (given that the rich don't go to prison), first one then the other would be the way to go.

61points

#15

Yes

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Robert T 3 years ago

Thus showing that people are natually slightly pessimistic.

75points

Incidentally, the previously mentioned traffic lights, exams, and McDonald’s examples are some of the top-rated posts on the subreddit, having garnered upwards of 20,000 upvotes.

Bored Panda reached out to some of the moderators of the subreddit and is awaiting more information on its community, so stay tuned for more information.

In the meantime, keep scrolling, and why not let us know some of your “Inclusive Or” situations in the comment section below!

#16

Coca-Cola Gets It

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Bethany Heller 3 years ago

Why do I get the horrible feeling this would actually sell?

99points

#17

They Found A Cat

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s. vitkovitsky 3 years ago

That is correct.

55points

#18

Monstermatt

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RoseTheMad 3 years ago

I still wonder how Arthur's glasses stayed on. I'd of said they strap on like goggles, but the side shots of him said otherwise. hm...

55points

#19

Yeah

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RoseTheMad 3 years ago

Well iirc Skyrim doesn't have pumpkins (though there could be a mod) and tbh, if you get of your horse in Skyrim it usually finds a way of dying or getting stuck. (my horse once got stuck on top of Froki's Shack. seriously e_e )

46points

#20

Is Alladin Set In The Middle East Or India?

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Evil Little Thing 3 years ago

It's set in Aghrabah, which doesn't exist. The story originally came from China and made it's way West with trading caravans, so every place imagines Aghrabah as being eastern exotic. Except maybe China.

118points

#21

Decided To Try Something New On Tinder...

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Vicky Z 3 years ago

For me the most important question is do you press the toothpaste from the edge or from the middle? If you press it from the middle you are a monster and don't talk to me!

78points

#22

Don’t Mind If I Do

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Evil Little Thing 3 years ago

Did a toddler serve that bowl of mac n cheese?

116points

#23

I Also Would Rather Not

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Robert T 3 years ago (edited)

Nay, nay and thrice nay!

108points

#24

Tweet Tweet Goes The Jumbo Jet

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not your average weirdo 3 years ago

y e s.

36points

#25

Alright Then

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Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago

Easy kind of person.

42points

#26

Hammer/Nothammer

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Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago

Maybe this will explain...Nothammer is German for emergency hammer. This is in Poland which is next to Germany. For Europeans this makes sense but not if you only know English.

78points

#27

Brother Bear>frozen

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RoseTheMad 3 years ago

...Lilo and Stitch kind of focused on siblings in a way, too. How Lilo's big sister Nani was so desperate to keep custody of her etc, seeing her "fail" at first is heartbreaking no matter how many times you've seen Lilo and Stitch.

104points