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People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones During a physical I said “s**t” and he immediately perked up, “wait, I don’t have to watch my language with you?” to which I said no…he visibly relaxed and loudly proclaimed, “THANK F****N GOD” and started discussing my health frankly, but with enough swears to make a sailor blush. My favorite GP ever, made sure I saw him yearly til he left the practice.

Muggi , Ashkan Forouzani Report

Final score:

217points

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Polterbean 2 months ago

God I need such a doctor

63points

OldTiredAnnoyed , National Cancer Institute Report

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones I was having REALLY bad period pain. It was crippling & the flow was HEAVY. I was changing a super pad every hour or two or it would leak.

Three separate doctors told me “it’s normal to have bleeding & pain each month” as if I was some moron who didn’t understand female reproduction…I was so ready to slap someone.

Turns out I had tumours in my uterus which only got found because I got pissed & said to dr number three “ok, but before I leave I would like you to write in my notes that you are refusing my request to send me for diagnostic tests to determine the cause of my pain”. He begrudgingly wrote me a referral for ultrasounds & within 8 weeks I was having surgery to have the rumours removed. Thankfully benign, but having them removed made the pain go away & the bleeding was back to normal.

F**k doctors.

Final score:

185points

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PewPew 2 months ago

When it comes to female health, we definitely have to be our own best adovacre. I (female) have has so many things brushed off as "normal" when they weren't.

48points

Pokemaster-inaHonda , Ashkan Forouzani Report

Bored Panda got in touch with the person who shared the question to the internet and they were kind enough to give us some more details. Firstly, we were curious to hear what prompted them to ask this particular question.

“I asked this question because we’ve all been to the doctor at some point in our lives for a variety of reasons, which is sure to provide funny yet interesting answers,” they shared. Given the popularity of the thread, we also were curious to hear their opinion on why people found it engaging. “I think the reason that it got so popular was because like I said, we’ve all been to the doctor for many reasons. It’s something everyone has experienced at some point in our lives, and everyone has their own story to share about it.”

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones I (hemophiliac) need to wear a medic alert everywhere just incase I’m in an accident, injured, unconscious, etc. & won’t stop bleeding; allowing advice on what proper clotting factor I need to be treated with. I always wore a dog tag around my neck, but as I grew throughout high school & college it would pull on the little chest hair I was working so hard to grow, extremely annoying me constantly. I switched to a nice bracelet immediately. After making the placement switch and seeing my hematologist for the first time, he made a comment on the risks of not wearing a medic alert (as he saw I didn’t have my necklace on) & I reassured him I *upgraded* to a bracelet instead. His very blunt response to me was that I can lose my arm, therefore losing my medic alert info & still be living… BUT if I lose my head, there’s no need for a medic alert to begin with because I will for sure be dead….. Touché doc.. Touché….

Final score:

177points

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Jennifer Clayton 2 months ago

I'm ordering a necklace. I never thought of this. Been wearing the bracelet for years.

62points

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones Went to a hematologist to get clearance for a hysterectomy as I had heavy and painful 9 day long periods every 14 days or so and was constantly inflamed and anemic. My husband was with me, and I was 26 at the time, and never wanted kids, plus would have a high chance of giving them a s**t pile of genetic diseases, some kinds risky ones included (hence the hematology visit) . Doctor asked him if it was ok, and my husband responded "it's her body and I don't have a say in it, but it's her decision whatever she chooses and I support that".
He must have been expecting my husband to say no, as he then said in front of us both "you're too young to know what you want, and even though your husband is ok with it, what if he dies and your next husband wants kids?" He declined my request on that basis. Reported to the hospital and the board, found another doctor.

birdfloof , Anna Shvets Report

Final score:

155points

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Linda 2 months ago

Had my child when I was 27. I'm not a maternal woman. Took me years to find a Dr that agreed to give me a tubal. I knew I did not want to give birth again and it was such a fight to find someone who listened to me.

77points

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones My new-to-me doctor asked if I could be pregnant. I laughingly replied that that's nothing to worry about because I'm a card carrying lesbian.

A week later, I read my online medical chart. It clearly notes: "Patient is a card carrying lesbian."

Too funny.

OlyVal , Janko Ferlic Report

Final score:

151points

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zims 2 months ago

Where do you apply for the card?

56points

Naturally, we also wanted to know if they have dealt with any similar medical professionals in the past. “Personally I haven’t. I’ve been very fortunate with the doctors I’ve had.” We also wanted to hear if they had any favorite comments. “I do but I don’t think I could fit them all together.”

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones I had a Dr tell me the tumor on my spine couldn't possibly be causing pain because we have no nerves in or near our spine.

I pointed out it's the main place, left and reported her.

IcedWarlock , Ivan Samkov Report

Final score:

150points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago

The spine is the literal highway for all our nerves going up to our brain.

94points

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones I was having abdominal pain, so my primary care physician scheduled me for an x-ray. The doctor showed me the film, while looking me dead in the eye and said, "You're literally full of s**t".

MooseKnuckle20695 , Anna Shvets Report

Final score:

141points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago

Have some prune juice.

39points

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones I asked my new doctor what I thought was a simple follow up question about his diagnosis.

He instantly flipped and started ranting: "I'M THE DOCTOR HERE! I WENT TO MED SCHOOL! YOU SPENT A FEW MINUTES ON GOOGLE AND *YOU'RE* GOING TO QUESTION *ME*????"

Needless to say, I went home and Googled up a new doctor.

LakeRat , depositphotos.com Report

Final score:

139points

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SCP 4666 2 months ago

Egomaniac douchebag

66points

Mexican_sandwich , cottonbro studio Report

“My absolute favorite is the one said by Old-Chapter-7431 about how their fear of dentists caused them to neglect their oral health. Their oral surgeon replied “Well, I guess you f****d up, didn’t you?” which got a laugh out of me,” they shared with Bored Panda. “I never expected a simple question that I wrote without giving any thought to it would bring 5.6 thousand people together. I find it very wholesome in a way.”

#10

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones Went to get diagnosed with depression so I could start seeing a psychiatrist. He told me to ‘just get a girlfriend’. Yeah sure. I’ll just pick one up from the store on the way home.

Final score:

130points

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Elin Sandman 2 months ago

Did this idiot get his license from a vending machine? What the hell?!

84points

mirandaleighbee , Anastasia Shuraeva Report

#11

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones My period was late, so I went to a doctor to confirm if I was pregnant or not. I had had a bunch of tests that looked like they could be positive and something felt off.

So I go in, I pee in a cup, and I was in the exam room for all of one minute. The doctor comes in, looks at me and says, "You here for the preg test?" I said yes.

He says, "Yea, it's negative" and then turns to leave.

I say, "Wait, I have questions! What would cause me to be 2 weeks late then?" He says, "I dunno, are you stressed? Could be your age!"

I said, "SIR! I am 28!"

He then says, "Yea, I dunno. Did you want to get pregnant?" I told him it wouldn't have been a planned pregnancy if I had been. He says, "Hm...guess you got lucky then!"

My non-pregnancy turned 7 in March and he's my most favorite human! And turns out that doc got his medical license taken away for SAing his patients!

Final score:

128points

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 months ago

JESUS the last line took a huge turn :0

71points

#12

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones "Yeah, this surgery has a 5% chance to cause incontinence in men, but I'm not sure what the impact is in female patients."

Sir, I am a female patient. If you *don't know* what is going to happen to critical organs during a surgery, you are not touching me.

lovebyletters , Klaus Nielsen Report

Final score:

125points

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Cat Chat 2 months ago

A lot of that is from fear by the pharma industry not doing drüg studies on women in case they happen to be unknowingly pregnant during the study and then finding out the drüg had an affect on the fetus or born child. It's why so much of the warnings with prescriptions say it's unknown what the affects on pregnancy is.

4points

#13

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones Not me but my mother in law. Doctor called her on the phone at 5:00pm on a Friday to tell her she had terminal cancer, that it would kill her in 3 months, and that any doctor that told her otherwise was lying. He then hung up. When she tried to call back, he didn’t answer. She died 18 years later of a heart attack.

1tacoshort , RDNE Stock project Report

Final score:

123points

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Judes 2 months ago

I wonder if this was actually a prank call.

67points

#14

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones Wife was diagnosed with MS and obviously distraught, doctor told her it's not that bad, he has patients with brain cancer. We found a new doctor.

jeff409 , RDNE Stock project Report

Final score:

115points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago

It's not that bad, some of my patients have died!

68points

#15

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones My husband went to a doctor about chronic back and neck pain in his 20s. The doctor felt his back, looked in his mouth, and told him he had myotonic muscular dystrophy. He told my husband there was no real treatment and that he would be wheelchair bound within a few years, then he referred him to a specialist. We were newlyweds with active hobbies. My husband was a mechanic who made a living off physical labor. We were devastated. A few weeks later he saw the specialist who promptly informed him that the previous doctor was blatantly wrong. They did genetic testing to confirm he didn't have it. Turns out he had mild scoliosis and arthritis. F**k that first doctor though.

pook_a_dook , Kindel Media Report

Final score:

114points

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BrunoVI 2 months ago

I had a doctor run some tests on my son and then leave a message at 4:59 to call the Muscular Dystrophy Association. No, my son didn't have muscular dystrophy.

28points

straight_blanchin , Camviu Studio Report

#16

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones Not directly to me, but I went in to ask for a referral for a breast reduction, and I brought my then boyfriend (now husband). The doctor fully turned away from me and asked if my boyfriend of like 6 months was okay with me getting a reduction. He said "I don't give a f**k, it's not my body, why would you ask me?"

The doctor then said no, because I might regret it. Most people prefer the look of large breasts, according to this doctor, therefore I should just suffer. Might be true for "big" boobs, but not for the kind of big that I'm dealing with.

Final score:

109points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago

So does your partner want you to get rid of those sweater stretchers? It is up to him what you do with your fun bags.

20points

#17

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones Appendix burst, doc sent me to hospital asap.

Once there a doctor said to my parents “oh it’s just a young kid who is faking it, take him home, give him some Panadol, water and send him to bed he will be fine”

Later that night I can’t walk getting rushed back into hospital with surgery prepped asap.

_Arwys_ , camilo jimenez Report

Final score:

104points

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SCP 4666 2 months ago

Sure because young kids can't have burst appendices, right? ...Right!??

52points

mustbethedragon , Juan Pablo Serrano Report

#18

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones In my 20s, I had a raging case of endometriosis. I had already had four surgeries to clean it out, losing an ovary in one of them. I had lived with stabbing pain for five years already. Despite my wishes, a doctor refused to do a hysterectomy on me because my "future husband might want to have kids." He thought it was okay to give the control of my body over to someone I had not even met.

Final score:

102points

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Nadine Debard 2 months ago

Never OK to force a woman to be a breeder. That Doc is a prick. Nevertheless I heard that unfortunately, in some severe endometriosis cases, hysterectomy isn't the answer because of all the adherences already present in the belly. Hysterectomy is a big surgery than can cause serious unwanted effets, so if it's not going to relieve the pain, doctors refuse to do it.

34points

Wafflehouseofpain , cottonbro studio Report

#19

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones Had pneumonia, went to the doctor. First thing he said after my chest x-ray; “Huh, well I haven’t seen that before.”

Say anything else, doc.

Final score:

100points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago

First day on the job?

43points

Mission-Quarter8806 , Edward Jenner Report

#20

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones I am a guy and have a female Indian doctor. She is just tired of sht, and Im all out of fcks. We bs every time I go in.

Me: *back from Thailand*

Her: *cool, go downstairs to the lab.I've already ordered std test when i saw your name. Get the fck out of my face*

Lolz thanks.

Final score:

99points

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 months ago

Sounds like both of you have a good relationship lol

55points

PsychedelicGoat42 , Dmitry Zvolskiy Report

#21

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones At my first gynecology appointment, I was 15 years old. My mom had scheduled the appointment for me after finding out I was having sex. The doctor examing me was the one who delivered me.

In the middle of the exam, with my feet in stirrups and legs spread in front of him, this doctor told me how proud he was when he walked his daughter down the aisle on her wedding day knowing that her white dress actually meant something.

The disgust didn't register until about 10 years later. But god damn.

Final score:

95points

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JJ 2 months ago (edited)

I needed a copy of my OB/GYN's records for joing the German Army. The doctor would only give it to me after a full assessment. She then tried to talk me into getting every possible shot (that weren't covered by insurance; I live in Germany, every necessary vaccine is covered by insurance) because, "You'll be working with a lot of men. You will definitely have sex with a lot of them. You can't even prevent it." Yeah, sure, because thats obviously what female Army officers are in the Army for... She probably saw too many of those biology documentaries on the internet where you need to confirm you're over 18. Needless to say I never saw that doctor again.

47points

Single-Awareness9273 , Alex Green Report

#22

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones My new VA primary care doctor refuses to hit refill on my SSRI RX that I've been on for 5 years because he says mental illness isn't real.

So now I have to start seeing a Mental Health Prescriber again.

Even they were like weird you just need a refill?

Final score:

95points

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Bartlet for World Domination 2 months ago

Some doctors shouldn't have graduated.

79points

#23

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones I told my doc that my butthole gets irritated sometimes. He said I can schedule an appointment to get it looked at if I want, but please schedule it in person. He said a patient once scheduled a video appointment with him and showed him their butthole with their iPad camera.

totalbrootal , Josh Sorenson Report

Final score:

92points

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Pandemonium 2 months ago

It was an Android, and in my defense the lighting was very flattering

111points

cafeconpanna , Karolina Kaboompics Report

#24

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones When I was 14 I had a yeast infection. An old man doctor told me to stop putting things like hair brushes inside me.

Final score:

92points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 months ago

WTAF?!? I get yeast infections and I'm a dude. There's no inside to put anything. Candida doesn't care who it infects.

79points

#25

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones *Me waking up after emergency surgery because my appendix ruptured*

Doctor: “Pick 3 of your favorite foods you’d love to eat right now.”

Me: “Pizza, steak, wings.”

Doctor: “Those sounds amazing. Too bad you won’t be able to eat any of that stuff for at least a week.”.

MoistCloyster_ , Alan Hardman Report

Final score:

89points

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AtMostAFabulist 2 months ago

Ha!

35points

#26

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones My Ortho Surgeon used to work for am NFL team . Told me after my rotator cuff surgery, "look man! I put your Marine tattoo lines back perfectly." Awesome guy lol.

beeteeOKC , Piron Guillaume Report

Final score:

86points

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TribbleThinking 2 months ago

That's true patient care. The being is tended to as an entire entity, not just one part.

43points

#27

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones I started seeing a new family doctor a few weeks ago. I had a rough bout of pneumonia. The doctor started asking questions since I was a new patient. He asked what kind of birth control I’m on. I told him I’m not on any since my husband and I may want another baby. He goes… you should be on birth control, no one has babies on purpose. And I’m like… ??? Both of my children were planned… and he was like, oh you have 2? So no time for intimacy.. you could just read a book and let your husband go at it for 10 minutes.

I’m all WTF??? I’m here because I have pneumonia! Why is this even a topic right now??! I will never go back.

shebabbleslikeaidiot , Thirdman Report

Final score:

82points

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Alexandra Nara 2 months ago

" oh sorry, thought I've got a medicine appointment ,must have failed the dorr and get the dumb lifecoach instead"

22points

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#28

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones Had an undiagnosed autoimmune disease. I had gone from 200 -> 130 pounds and had a plethora of issues including bleeding out of my a*s.

After a full battery of tests, his actual words were 'This is the new you! I wish I could give what you have to some of the fat girls that come in here and can't even fit in the chair."

Went to a different PCP and the dude had it narrowed down to two things in like 30 seconds just by looking at me. One test later and one of the two options was confirmed.

MisterMiniS , Anna Tarazevich Report

Final score:

82points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago

What does it matter if you are sick, you are thin and that is what matters most!

47points

#29

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones I had a persistent cough (non-smoker) that wouldn't go away for over 6 weeks. Doctor asked why I wanted to get rid of it.

SithDraven , Annie Spratt Report

Final score:

81points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago

Because having a persistent cough is so sexy, so why not keep it?

41points

#30

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones Me to my oral surgeon a month ago: “I’ve really neglected my oral health because of my longtime fear of dentists.”

Him: “Well, I guess you f**ked up, didn’t you?”

I just laughed because he wasn’t wrong and I can appreciate the bluntness.

Old-Chapter-7431 , nci Report

Final score:

79points

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Kari Panda 2 months ago (edited)

Told my dentist something similar and felt really self-conscious and guilty. She said, "But you are here now." in the most nonchalant tone. It put me at ease so much. One of the reasons why I stuck with her.

35points

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#31

Kind of out of context here but, I was seeing a psychiatrist as one does as an angry troubled teen and she told me after our 2nd session “living isn’t for everyone.”
I was going through a pretty depressive episode and I was so dumbfounded by the way she handled me, that I never went back.
Maybe was reverse psychology but I feel like she took a gamble with this one. There’s a 50/50 chance I would have proven her wrong, or right.

SubieBrina Report

Final score:

78points

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Kristy Nelson 2 months ago

That is so awful! I'm glad you're still here!

32points

#32

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones My ex-obgyn booped my butthole, even made a boop noise and then laughed. My husband was in the room and after she left he asked if that was normal, no sir that was not f*****g normal.

needstherapy , RF._.studio Report

Final score:

77points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago

Super inappropriate.

46points

#33

My honest to god board certified Pshchiatrist "You can't have PTSD. You dont' have reacuring bad dreams."

Mother f****r! He knew I was blackout drunk for two years with the INTENT of not dreaming while asleep.

Edit: and he fired me as a patient when I called him on it.

lilneddygoestowar Report

Final score:

72points

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Jaya 2 months ago

Recurrent dreams isn't even a necessary criteria for PTSD, there are other symptoms you could have instead and still fit the criteria (and that was already the case in the 80s too, not just now).

26points

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#34

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones “If you keep trying to diagnose every little thing in your body, your insurance will catch on and stop paying for tests.”

I had TOS. I knew I had TOS. I very politely asked for the referral anyway. I was diagnosed with TOS. I had surgery for TOS. It restored my entire life back to me.

When I went back for a regular checkup about a year later, that doc (my pcp) acted like it never happened. Just said it was great that I was active again and my scar healed well.

The ego in the medical system is what harms patients.

wimwood , JC Gellidon Report

Final score:

71points

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Amelia Jade 2 months ago

Somewhat related---I had a doc refer me to the radiologist to do a guided thyroid biopsy. I show up to the appointment and the radiologist says he isn't going to do it. He actually says, "If you go poking around the body looking for cancer, you're likely to find it, and that might cause more problems." This was a military facility. I reported him. They rescheduled my appointment and had someone from patient advocacy attend the appointment with me.

40points

MythicalCthuwu_3518 Report

#35

My old doctor during an appointment: “You should pray to God about your medical issues, he knows how to heal you better than I”

…wut.?

Final score:

70points

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zims 2 months ago

Time for his retirement.

37points

#36

After the doctor performed the surgery to fix my heel bone. Ended up meaning 6 screws and a plate. On a follow up visit, asked when it will stop hurting and the doctor said "When you die." The most straight to the point answer ever given.

TheePizzaGod Report

Final score:

69points

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AtMostAFabulist 2 months ago

Lie to me, please.

21points

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#37

I came off a motorcycle I had a short term TBI lots of road rash, but my foot was messed up and causing me problems.

They took an x-ray, told me it was fine.

I asked 5 or 6 more times over the day if they could recheck those x-rays because my foot was really sore, just to be told the same thing.

Just before I was being sent home I asked again. They eventually bought over the x-ray to show me and I said "see how those bones aren't connected to the other, that's a problem" and someone else sorted out my foot.

CameronsTheName Report

Final score:

68points

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_physically_insane_(he/they/any) 2 months ago

What is TBI?

15points

Negative-Original506 Report

#38

Broke my ankle the day after my 11th birthday. My step dad made walk on it for a week thinking it was sprained. Actually I fractured my growth plate in my foot. The doctor told my mom that my foot and leg weren't going to grow anymore due to the break. Like I'd have an 11 year old sized foot and leg for the rest of my life and there wasn't anything we could do. Step dad's doctor who did his shoulder surgery happened to walk by as we were getting the news. Sent us to a children's hospital and I ended up getting two screws put in. Everything grew just fine afterwards. Talk about anxiety inducing.

Final score:

67points

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_physically_insane_(he/they/any) 2 months ago

My aunt broke her arm as a kid, and the doctor put the cast on too tight, and she said it felt too tight, doctor said it wasn’t, and now she has one arm shorter than the other. The doctor didn’t get in trouble as far as I know.

11points

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#39

In his thick south African accent "I'm here to cut your throat". At least I thought it was funny because my sense of humour is pretty cooked and I was having a mole removed from my neck.

d4fat1 Report

Final score:

66points

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Max Fox 2 months ago

For everybody here, again, a South African accent is similar to an Australian accent, and has no negative connotations, nor is there any specific ethnicity associated with the accent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFRI0Y9DZ7M

15points

#40

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones Had a doctor quit casting my arm and say “let me go YouTube it” before leaving the room.

PenaltyNext8736 , freestocks.org Report

Final score:

65points

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AtMostAFabulist 2 months ago

You have to admit, YouTube has videos for everything.

41points

#41

We get along really well... I had gained 10 pounds from my previous appointment 8 months before and he poked me in the stomach and called me "dough boy".

I lost 18lbs 6 months later and said to him "who's the dough boy now?".

tn_notahick Report

Final score:

65points

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Family's_disappointment 2 months ago

Hehehehhehe 🤭🤭🤭

2points

Optimal-Garbage9266 Report

#42

I was 19 and went to planned parenthood to do a biopsy of my cervix because my Pap smear came back abnormal. The doc performing the biopsy was an old man. As I’m crying from the pain of the biopsy (which they said it shouldn’t hurt it’s just uncomfortable- LIES! it was one of the most painful things I’ve ever experienced) he says “well I hope it was worth having unprotected sex and you learned your lesson.” Which made me cry even harder. He had the nerve to ask the medical assistant in the room if I was crying like he couldn’t hear it. I saw her face and she just nodded and you can tell she felt awful. Afterwards as I’m walking out he said “it’s ok if you’re on top of it, you won’t die or anything.” I never went back there. Apparently he still works there. This was 7 years ago. I’m still traumatized.

Final score:

63points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago

How does HE know better than you about the pain you are feeling?

31points

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#43

I went to the ER complaining about feeling like s**t. She said it was all dehydration gave me an IV and said I was done. Now I had been seriously dehydrated 2 or 3 timea a week for a while. I knew what it felt like. This ain’t it chief. I said “I still feel pretty bad is it something else?”

Her reply: you’re a guy you don’t know how to take care of yourself.

Umm. It was a burst appendix. I had a burst appendix and the doc didn’t want to listen and sent me home. Yea incredibly lucky I’m here typing - it took 3 f*****g weeks for a proper diagnosis.

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Final score:

61points

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Soy 2 months ago

Why were you seriously dehydrated twice a week?

19points

#44

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones I had an IUD put in, my doctor told me it was good for 5 years. 3 years in I get pregnant, and found out from a doctor doing my ultrasound that my IUD was only good for 3 years and I got pregnant cause it expired. When I confronted my doctor about it she said "that's weird, I googled it.".

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Final score:

57points

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Arthur W. Arre 2 months ago

I thought the presence of the device itself was what suppressed pregnancy? Are they just delivery vehicles for birth control hormones?

11points

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#45

Me: Hey doc, I’m having some [peeing] problems.

Doc: Yes well that can happen after you’ve had kids.

Me: Okay but I haven’t had kids.

Doc: Oh. Well. You’re a woman, it happens.

Never have figured it out.

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Final score:

56points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 months ago

You are a woman, you have problems, suck it up. Your problems that is, not your pee.

39points

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#46

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones Not a doctor, but a phlebotomist. I'm rather vascular, especially in my arms.

Lady saw that my median cubital is already super defined without the tourniquet and hit me with:

"WOW. I know some intravenous users that would be *so jealous* of you."

Bruh.

Final score:

54points

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Lost Panda 2 months ago

A nurse once was doing an IV on me and said my veins were a nurse's wet dream... Calm down Lieutenant...

51points

#47

My mom fell and hit her face on the pavement. Went to the ER and they ordered a CT scan. Dr came back and said “how long have to had cancer?” My mom never had cancer. He was so sure she had cancer and it had metastasized to her brain. Made an appointment with an oncologist. She didn’t have cancer. But it was a s****y week between appointments and results. Dr got “reassigned”, but hopefully he was fired.

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Final score:

53points

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Lost Panda 2 months ago

Most likely did not get fired. They usually send doctor's to new hospitals in their group when the complaints get too high, but firing is rare... (US at least)

22points

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#48

People Share The Bizarre Things Doctors Have Told Them, Here Are The 50 Of The Weirdest Ones “you have so many stretch marks you could drive to Texas from here with it” - my OB 😒 thanks, dude.

Final score:

53points

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zims 2 months ago

What does that even mean?

23points

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#49

ME (when Doctor told me my appendix is going to likely rupture before he can operate on me): "when your appendix ruptures, dont you die?".

DOCTOR: ohhhh, that is a very good possibility.

Geez, thanks doc.... Guess I'll see you again in 12 hours.

Final score:

46points

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TribbleThinking 2 months ago

He didn't lie.

14points

#50

I have a bulging disc in my neck which of course causes pain, The doctor says, "Don't look down". That's it, that's all she said. A person can't go more than 5 minutes without looking down, try it.

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Final score:

44points

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Display_Name 2 months ago

My neck is 1 mm from needing surgery. Yes, I try not looking down all the f-ing time.

15points

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Cassie 2 months ago

Half of all licensed physicians graduated in the bottom half of their class.

10points

_physically_insane_(he/they/any) 2 months ago

Never could’ve guessed

2points

Amelia Jade 2 months ago (edited)

I have so many, I could probably write a book. Had a doctor say losing weight is just about calories you eat. Yeah, okay. Then he explained, if you want to weigh 200 pounds, eat 2000 calories. If you want to weight 180 pounds, eat 1800 calories. 110 pounds? 1100 calories. Had an OB tell me I was too fat while very pregnant. I had gained a normal amount of weight. He said, "You need to stop with the cakes and cookies." He didn't ask. He just assumed. I didn't eat cakes and cookies. In fact, I wasn't eating much at all because I had developed an aversion to almost everything except lemon and watermelon. My 24 year old daughter had what seemed to be a stroke. We don't know for sure because the ER doc refused to do a scan to see. Her regular doc hopes it was probably heat stroke, but said it could have been a mini stroke. ER doc insisted her symptoms were due to marijuana hyperemesis. He completely ignored her symptoms which included slurred speech, and completely ignored me as I tried to

8points

Amelia Jade 2 months ago

tell him her history. He insisted, "She uses marijuana so this is what it is." Yes, every once in awhile she does it. But cannabinoid hyperemesis is from chronic daily use, several times a day--and even among that population it is rare. My blood pressure was high at my appointment and the doc said she was going to prescribe meds--over one marginally high reading. The computer kicked it back because I was allergic to a component of the med. She asked what happened when I took that component before. I said I got a rash. She said, "Okay, then you'll be fine." I was like, no--I was told to never take that. It presented as a rash but next time my throat could close up. She said, "Just take it and if you get a rash, stop." I argued and she got mad and said, "I"m not giving you a big dose. You're blood pressure isn't that high anyway." Went for a uterine biopsy. Was told "It will feel like mild cramping." It was the most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my life.

5points

Skadi Lifdis 2 months ago

Was severely sick for more than a month in 2001. Went to the doc numerous times because my throat was so sore I couldn't eat or drink. Antibiotics did nothing (as it was most likely viral). One doc looked at my throat, stood back and started laughing. He said "I don't know what you have, but it's the worst case I've ever seen." I ended up being hospitalized from dehydration and even the hospital couldn't figure out what I had. I am certain whatever it was caused the chronic fatigue I've been struggling with ever since though.

7points

Dani 2 months ago

This sounds very much like when I got glandular fever, my tonsils got so large they kept triggering my gag reflex, whole teams of students were brought by to see. I spent a full month sleeping over 20h a day and chronic fatigue ever since.

1point

Polterbean 2 months ago

My old OBGYN said that my uterus is beautiful and then printed the ultrasound pictures and gave them to me "to show them around!!! <3"

5points

Jaya 2 months ago

And, did you? :) I just love the idea of someone showing ultrasounds of their uterus at tea parties, lol

5points

Bob 2 months ago

"We don't take new patients" ok I guess I'll bootleg my insulin "You need to make you appointement one week before" ok I'll ask my sickness to wait "You need to come back every 6 mounth to have the right to access medication. Yes even if it's a lifelong disability. Why ? Because we can't trust you with your body." Ho the best "yeah people your age don't take their health seriously, we will fix you". Yeah buddy, I sure bet you enjoy treating my body like your own construction site. Probably way more than I have pleasure taking care of it, for sure. You know why ? Cause people like you treat it like their toy since i'm a child.

4points

Jason 2 months ago

Dang only a week before? Even my primary care is over a month out. Specialist appointments can be up to 6 months.

2points

Livingwithcfs 2 months ago

I just had my fourth baby and my midwife told me my hips were too wide. I was also onlyv 54kg.

4points

Display_Name 2 months ago

My ob said he just noticed my belly button is unusually high.

2points

Eroe Infinito 2 months ago

Most of these can be remedied by getting a second opinion. Never trust your first doctors diagnosis as its literally only that. A educated guess based off the doctors medical history and experience.

3points

Aerial (Any pronouns/Canadian/Jewish) 2 months ago

Not a 'doctor said something bad' story, but a favorite personal achievement of mine. So, I have a weird immune system. It works totally fine, it's just strange. When I was a little kid, I got one of those one-time childhood diseases, fine. Then I got it again. And then a third time. Which really isn't supposed to happen. That may have been the first time I made my family doctor go 'huh. That's weird.' Also, I'd get a fever every time I had a new tooth come in. Not as weird as the others, it happened to my dad too, when he was a baby. My favorite one, though, is probably the fact that I got false positive COVID rapid tests. I had to get a letter from my doctor saying that I needed to take 2, one after the other, and that the second result was the correct one. Wild times. I'm pretty sure that was the incident she took to her doctors Facebook group. Some other fun ones include: colds that last for months, being nearsighted in my right eye but having better-than-normal vision to begin with so glasses wouldn't make a difference, and causing myself costocondritis by doing stage combat.

2points

MonsterMum 2 months ago

Not a doctor, but a midwife post birth in which I tore, she said 'I don't know what goes where'! She did get a doctor to sort me out.

2points

Michael Largey 2 months ago

My dad's doctor told him that the intense headaches he was having were just from stress. Six days later, my father died of a brain aneurism.

1point

Joseph Arnold 2 months ago

I went through doctor after doctor who wouldn't listen before I was diagnosed with auto immune disorders. Amazing how much medical training wasn't put to good use there, doc. Thanks for nothing.

1point

geezeronthehill 2 months ago

"Doc, am I going to die?" "Well, yeah, but not from this!"

1point

BookFanatic 2 months ago

I went in for hearing aids and the doc asked me the date of my last period. I was unaware that menstruation caused hearing loss.

1point

Comment Deleted 2 months ago

My doctor retired so I got a New graduate . A woman and very modern. I was pleased. Until she asked if I was a vegetarian for religious reasons and I said no. She made it her mission to get me to eat meat. Said that vegetarians do not get proper nutrition and protein. Brought it up at every single appointment. I dropped her and looked for a new doctor.

1point

Jackie Lulu 2 months ago

After reading this and some other threads, I realized how many times I've been "treated " by some truly incompetent or rude medical people. I could fill up a whole thread.

1point

Gg 2 months ago

Had an oncologist tell me I needed a hysterectomy and they are not a big deal. She's doing one this afternoon in fact, no biggie. Went on for maybe 20 minutes about how easy a hysterectomy is, she does them all the time... I asked what else can I do?? Put in an IUD for 6 months. Okay I'll choose that. Had an IUD for 3 months my GYNO took it out, tested me and I was good to go. Terrified me how many no big deal hysterectomies that oncologist did that were unnecessary.

1point

Kaeda 2 months ago

I have had terrible feet pain since I was in high school and ran cross-country. I finally went to see an orthopedic doctor at 30yo when I could hardly walk without crippling pain. I was certain that I had fractured my left foot. He told me that it was just tendinitis and recommended physical therapy. I BEGGED him for an MRI and he begrudgingly allowed it. And the first thing he said when we had the follow-up appointment was "well... thank God that you had the MRI done!". I have a rare birth defect called talocalcaneal coalition in both feet, but particularly worse in my left foot. And I had a hairline fracture and massive bone bruising. We went to another orthopedic doctor after that. Oh... and he STILL recommended physical therapy, although physical therapy is not helpful for this particular coalition. The new doctor immediately put me in a boot and surgery is scheduled to fix both coalitions.

1point

Janice Sanz 1 month ago

Horrid. How can some physicians be so stupid?

0points

notlikeyou1971 2 months ago

I'm disabled since a young age so which one? I have many. 2 doctors who told me that my insurance doesn't pay them enough so they wouldn't be seeing me very often. Ditched those greedy doctors. My seizure medication has a side effect that rots your teeth. They tell you to get your teeth fixed. A doctor who tells you he's sexually attracted to you. Bye ! A doctor who knows you have trouble sleeping and then screams at you for not getting up early in the morning. A doctor accused me of using d***s ( never tried them in my life I'm scared of them and on way too much medication for that stupidity anyway ). A therapist who slept during every session I had and then was constantly b**tching when they heard me say that I decided that I didn't want to be normal. After being in a hospital and being discharged the paperwork said if symptoms got worse call the doctor for an appointment. Nurse screaming "we don't treat that " ( they do she just didn't want to be bothered ) . Used to smoke cigarettes. Told the doctor I wasn't going to quit smoking ever. They were OK with it. ( I quit 4 months ago but occasionally vape) A doctor with no bedside manner who screams at patients. A cool doctor who talks about my tattoos. I live in extreme poverty and my situation is known so the doctor tells the other one that sees me in the office. A cool doctor who tries to cheer me up by joking with me about an outfit I wore in the past ( wizard of Oz pants). Sh*t I could go on forever.

0points

Maisey Myles 2 months ago

I broke out with hives when I was in college. I went to a doctor and he told I had the worst case of advanced syphilis he’d ever seen. He shows me a picture from a medical book that had to be written in the 50s showing a man with lesions all over his body, so therefore it was syphilis. Turns out I’m allergic to chalk dust.

0points

Binky Melnik 2 months ago

I had an gyno twist off a cervical polyp because he thought it’d be easy and he’d save me the surgery I was scheduled for. I screamed SO hard I pulled muscles in my belly. He didn’t stop; he kept twisting and pulling while I screamed as hard as I could until he got it off, but at least had the decency to look sheepish and embarrassed afterward.

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Cassie 2 months ago

Half of all licensed physicians graduated in the bottom half of their class.

10points

_physically_insane_(he/they/any) 2 months ago

Never could’ve guessed

2points

Amelia Jade 2 months ago (edited)

8points

Amelia Jade 2 months ago

5points

Skadi Lifdis 2 months ago

7points

Dani 2 months ago

1point

Polterbean 2 months ago

My old OBGYN said that my uterus is beautiful and then printed the ultrasound pictures and gave them to me "to show them around!!! <3"

5points

Jaya 2 months ago

And, did you? :) I just love the idea of someone showing ultrasounds of their uterus at tea parties, lol

5points

Bob 2 months ago

4points

Jason 2 months ago

Dang only a week before? Even my primary care is over a month out. Specialist appointments can be up to 6 months.

2points

Livingwithcfs 2 months ago

I just had my fourth baby and my midwife told me my hips were too wide. I was also onlyv 54kg.

4points

Display_Name 2 months ago

My ob said he just noticed my belly button is unusually high.

2points