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Unfair-Sugar548 , Dennis Sylvester Hurd Report

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate I lived in Virginia with my parents but my grandparents and rest of the family lived in Canada. I was 6 visiting my grandparents for the summer and they drove us back to Virginia from Canada. On the way to the border I wanted McDonald’s or something like that. My grandparents wouldn’t get me any and I was salty af. We got to the border and they were asking typical questions. I have a different last name than my grandparents and the border guy asked how I knew them. I told the border guy “I have no idea who these people are.”

My parents had to drive from Virginia to Maine to pick me up……..

Final score:

151points

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 6 months ago

Wow.

71points

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate I was sitting in my front yard singing nonsense out loud while playing with my toy cars.

“DIL DO DIL DO DIL DO DIL A DIL A DILLY DO 🎵”

My Mom came to the window and quietly said “Hey sweetie, try to sing something else okay?”.

Munich11 , Polesie Toys Report

Final score:

127points

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TheGoodBoi 6 months ago

Heheh dil do

38points

Kids usually say and do all sorts of things without really understanding them. After all, when we are born, we’re essentially a nearly white sheet of paper, so we learn about the world and everything in it by experiencing it.

However, according to Carrie Shrier of the Michigan State University Extension, since we don’t start off knowing exactly what we should do, we imitate what we see around us. Usually, that involves people closest to us, like our family and peers, as well as things we see in our surroundings.

We grow up watching the world around us, and that is exactly how we learn all the essential skills, like brushing our teeth and picking up things, as well as speaking, social skills, and independence.

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate When I was a young girl, I used to watch professional wrestling with my older brothers. We also had to go to church (southern baptist). They make prayer lists for people and I raised my hand to ask that the Undertaker be put on the list so that he would win his upcoming match.

thejenglebook , WWE Report

Final score:

123points

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Nichole Harris 6 months ago

Awww thats so sweet!

56points

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate I was upset because my grandfather didn’t want to play army with me and he would get weird about it, almost angry. Found out later he was in Vietnam.

mobettachedda , Ivan Samkov Report

Final score:

121points

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 6 months ago

Someone should have told the grandchild privately.

149points

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate I was raised LDS, so no alcohol allowed. When I was 8 or 9 years old I heard my mom (who converted to the faith when she married my dad) tell someone at our church that she didn't drink and never had. So I yelled, Yes you do! You do drink!

She got really embarrassed and kind of laughed and tried to explain to the person that I was just confused. I kept insisting she was lying. She made us leave, and when we got to the car she asked me why in the world I behaved that way.

So I proudly told her I'd seen her drink so many times- milk, juice, water, AND soda!

ThrowRAboredinAZ77 , M Adriyawan Report

Final score:

119points

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Rachel Pelz 6 months ago

So true. Adults' fault.

62points

But while parents may be more able to control what they teach their children, it becomes a bit more difficult when it comes to things like TV, and, as research quoted by Carrie Shrier shows, an average child spends roughly 3 hours a day watching it.

The same study showed that the majority of children aged 1-2 strongly imitated the behavior seen on television. For example, when the researchers split these kids into groups and showed one of them a video of a stranger taking a toy apart, almost all the kids watching it attempted to do the same, while most of those who saw a stranger simply playing didn’t.

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate When I was about five, I went through an entrepreneurial phase. I used to go around picking flowers out of the neighbors' flower beds, then ringing their doorbell and trying to sell them their own flowers.

Sue_D_Nim1960 , Anna Zaykina Report

Final score:

111points

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TheGoodBoi 6 months ago

Well? Did your business bear fruit?

41points

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate When I was 6/7 my pet mouse died. We buried it in the back yard. The next day my older cousin came to visit. I dug it up and put it back in the cage bc I thought she’d also like to pay her respects. My mom was like “No honey, it’s disrespectful. You have to let the dead be at peace.”.

Quinnlyness , Tanner Johnson Report

Final score:

111points

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TheGoodBoi 6 months ago

RIP little mouse

49points

imahappyaccidents , cottonbro studio Report

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate I was walking into a gas station and a cop was walking out. he had a coffee in his hand and did what any reasonable person would do and reminded him that he had forgotten his donuts. i didnt realize for a while why my mom covered my mouth and apologized profusely.

Final score:

107points

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amy harvey 6 months ago

Same situation when I was a kid :)

34points

InnerRecognition1094 , jonteisthebest Report

The story is more or less the same when it comes to saying rather than doing things. But, as per RaisingChildren.net.au, it is only at around 5-6 years old that children start to grasp what context is and that the same word can have several different meanings, as well as what a figure of speech is and how to use it.

A great example of this is the OP’s, u/Logical_Sweet_6624, story that they replied with to their own thread. When they were a kid in kindergarten, their mom was very concerned with her child making friends, so she would often ask if they played with anyone, to which they replied, “Sometimes I just like to play with myself.”

#10

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate I slapped my grandma in the face while she was sleeping because I watched too many spanish telenovellas and wanted to know how it feels like to slap someone.

Final score:

93points

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TheGoodBoi 6 months ago

🤦‍♂️

33points

#11

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate This miiiight be a touch dark, my therapist was the one who pointed out this was wildly inappropriate lol. When I was about 8 or 9 we had this church function. It was a benefit or charity event of sorts and… you know those benefits where you pledge $25 and a kid has to run a bunch of laps and it’s $25/lap? Well it was like that… but with Jello.

Children aged 6-10 were wrestling in a kiddie pool of jello in the REQUIRED two piece swim suits. Yes, two pieces were required for “safety” reasons. I have a home video and everything. I always thought it was fun but after watching home videos since my mom passed I realized it was only girls and all the adults were men and like 5 women.

Finicant , Esteban Garcia Report

Final score:

93points

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Detroit Citizen 6 months ago

WTAF!! 🤢🤮

128points

#12

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate I used to search for "naked 13 year old girls" on Kazaa because, you know, I WAS 13 YEARS OLD! It makes perfect sense to find girls in my age group.

I'm thankful that the Internet was so young back then because looking back on it I'm horrified. I could've gotten myself or my parents in a s**tload of trouble.

And now I'll have to teach my own son that while, yes, being age appropriate makes sense, you can't do that.

RLLRRR , Lisa Fotios Report

Final score:

91points

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Lotekguy 6 months ago

I would have done the same if there'd been an internet when I was that age.

27points

Bored Panda reached out to the OP, who was very surprised by the amount of attention that their question received online and was glad to share some additional commentary with us. According to them, the way their answer sounded most likely didn’t catch their mother’s attention or was ignored since she was a lot more focused on her kid not playing with anyone.

Yet, saying something like that could really raise some eyebrows and attract some side-looks since, the way we interpret it, it’s definitely not the most appropriate thing to randomly say out loud. However, to a child who still takes everything quite literally, it is pretty difficult to grasp what is wrong with it.

#13

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate I have a cousin with autism. At the time I was about 6 or 7, he was 4-5. I didn't know the slightest bit about autism at the time, nor have I encountered anyone with it at that point, so seeing him and how he would interact with me and with our relatives had me confused as to why he was acting and behaving so different. I started asking my uncle and his wife (his parents) questions like "Why is he like that?" and "Why isn't he acting normally?"

I guess I sounded really rude, because on the drive home, my parents were the most furious they have ever been with me, telling me why would I ask questions like that, did I have an ounce of shame, etc. I was mortified and eventually reduced to tears because I had thought I commited a grave sin so bad that no amount of praying would get me forgiveness (christian upbringing) 😆

Looking back, I guess I did sound rude, but it would have massively helped if my parents told me about autism and what it really is beforehand, so that I could've touched on the subject a little more carefully. Today I have a good relationship with my cousin and my uncle and aunt, and I think they understood that I didn't really mean any malice, and was just a genuinely curious kid, so its no big issue.

JohnStringss , Michael Morse Report

Final score:

88points

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Rachel Pelz 6 months ago

Parents should not get angry if they did a lousy job providing information beforehand. Maybe that was due to their insecurities?

170points

unillustrious_baker Report

#14

When I was around 8 years old and on a family vacation, we stopped at a random restaurant so my stepfather could use the bathroom. I told him “Don’t choke the chicken!” I was thinking that meant to not clog the toilet. I got yelled at by my mother, and wondered why she was so mad about it. Years later I realized what it really meant.

Final score:

83points

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LadyRougarou 6 months ago

For those confused on this the saying used for don't j€rk off... So yeah they told their stepfather not to j€rk off in the bathroom

57points

#15

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate Pooped at my grandparents house and ran out of TP, used the sink hand towel instead and threw it in the trash. Five minutes later grandad was all WTF.

Haltercraft , Isaac Quesada Report

Final score:

79points

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TheGoodBoi 6 months ago

LMAO rule #1, always check for TP first

63points

Reasonable-Mess-2732 Report

But in the end, almost every grown person also understands that children don’t do or say these things intentionally. We were all kids once, and it’s more than likely that we all have some stories of this kind. That is a natural part of growing up, and only by doing something can we learn to do it properly.

What did you think about these stories? Did you have any experiences like these yourself? Share it all in the comments below!

#16

I think I was partly feral. I remember on a camping trip I was playing frisbee (I was 8 or so). It went astray and some hapless soul picked it up. I was afraid he was going to steal it so I picked up the biggest stick I could and said 'GIVE ME BACK MY FRISBEE!'. I remember the guy going 'Ok kid, here's your frisbee, take it easy.'.

Final score:

77points

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Arnold Larkins 6 months ago

Kid was prepared to destroy entire nations for his frisbee

63points

#17

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate Somewhere around 5? Years old, my parents hosted Thanksgiving. At the table, one of the adults asked if there was anything new with me. I responded "my dad picks his boogers and eats them". I still clearly recall the shocked silence.
I'm 56 now.

Salty-Sarge2021 , klublr.com Report

Final score:

73points

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Rachel Pelz 6 months ago

He doesn't share them?!? (just kidding)

28points

#18

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate Watching I think Prince of Egypt? In school in like 5th grade, and as the woman was setting Moses in the basket she put her middle finger on his head. I knew that holding up your middle finger was rude, but I didn't have a name for the gesture. So I said 'why is she fingering the baby?' only loud enough for my friend to hear. But the kids in front of me heard and one spun around and called me disgusting. I didn't get it then but like a year or more later that popped into my head and I wanted nothing more than to curl up and die. Still do kinda.

Silvervirage , Christian Bowen Report

Final score:

72points

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TheGoodBoi 6 months ago

Don't you love when a cringe moment from the past just floats into your head randomly

71points

#19

When I was real young, a friend and I were outside and I noticed the gas cap on a car. I took the gas cap off and was wondering how deep the hole was there so my friend and I started pouring in all the dirt and that we could find and actually managed to fill it up. The only saving grace was that we didn’t put the gas cap back on so when the guy came to get in his car, he noticed what we did. My parents were pissed. My father had to have the car towed to a gas station where they had to take the tank off to get all the dirt out. If he tried to start the car he would’ve ruined it. The funny thing was that there were a lot of people walking around on that block and that not one person stopped us.

worklikeacat Report

Final score:

70points

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Rachel Pelz 6 months ago

Nobody stopping them isn't really funny. It's not hard to talk to kids, asking them in a friendly tone what they are doing.

35points

#20

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate I was probably 5 or 6, a family friend's wife had just passed, and I hadn't really had any death talk yet, so I asked mum where do dead people go, and she explained to me about coffins and tombs and so on.
Fascinated, I sketched a drawing of the guy's wife inside of the tomb, and went to show him. Luckily my mum stopped me at the right time. I couldn't understand why I wasn't supposed to show him.

arminredditer , Sarah Dietz Report

Final score:

67points

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TheGoodBoi 6 months ago

Sweet sweet children, they mean well lol

42points

#21

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate My favorite cartoon growing up was The Angry Beavers. They had an episode where they record a smash hit called "Beaver Fever." I can vividly remember being maybe 5 years old and singing, "HE'S GOT THE BEAVER FEVER, BEAVER FEVER" at the top of my lungs in public and my mom struggling to shush me and me not knowing why.

Ok_Ad_9188 , Nickipedia Report

Final score:

67points

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TheGoodBoi 6 months ago

I was so upset when they cancelled The Angry Beavers. My mother was so happy.

42points

Glittercorn111 , Karolina Grabowska Report

#22

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate I would suck on the inside of my own arm, giving myself hickeys. I was bored one day in the bathroom and zoned out, and came out with a huge bruise on my arm. In a public gas station. My mother was SUPER F*****G ALARMED when she saw me, and I never realized why. I was just embarrassed to admit I did it myself.

Final score:

62points

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 6 months ago

Oh I used to do that and give myself hickeys on my hands when I was going to sleep.

29points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#23

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate My little brother used to come in my room and tell me, his big sister, "Wakey, wakey. Hands off snakey" 😂😂.

syvania , Andrea Piacquadio Report

Final score:

61points

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amy harvey 6 months ago

Oooh- - -

20points

#24

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate When I was 7 or 8, I was at the grocery store with my mom. She asked me to help her unload groceries on the conveyor belt. I, a young elementary white boy, proceeded to yell YESSUH MASSAH!

I don't even know where I originally heard that. I just remember not realizing that was probably not something I should say, then seeing my mom's face and realizing that was probably not something I should say at all ever in any context.

Caruthers , Gustavo Fring Report

Final score:

60points

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Ru Bee 6 months ago

Oh no 😮

14points

#25

My brother and I thought it was funny to call 999 and immediately hang up. I remember about an hour later 2 policemen turned up and had a strict talking with my dad who was utterly confused until he connected the dots.

Neospiker Report

Final score:

57points

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mindblank 6 months ago

999 is a life threatening emergency

26points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#26

When I was in kindergarten, my mom would ask me everyday if I played with someone, sometimes I did sometimes I didn’t, so once I said “sometimes I just like to play with myself” looking back, it’s Hilarious.

Logical_Sweet_6624 Report

Final score:

55points

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amy harvey 6 months ago

HAHAHA *sniff* *sniff* HAHAHA....

17points

#27

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate Idk what compelled me to do it but I would just put my clothes in the toilet after I was done bathing. Made zero sense to me, underdeveloped child brain went brrrr I guess.

official_gart , Lisa Anna Report

Final score:

54points

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UncleJohn3000 6 months ago

What, pray tell, were you putting in the washing machine?

65points

Prestigious-MMO , Giorgio Trovato Report

#28

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate Please don't hate on me for this as I was a kid! And certainly was disciplined for it at the time.

I took a s**t on my neighbours roof because dad was hogging the toilet for too long...

Final score:

54points

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SBocker78 6 months ago (edited)

But how did you get on the roof?

55points

#29

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate Made a prank call on random people. My brother and I would say something like "This is the police, you're under arrest", and then giggled like idiots before we hang up the phone. Those poor people. Sorry y'all.

cheesesoes , Pixabay Report

Final score:

47points

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TheGoodBoi 6 months ago

Oh this was a typical Friday night. Break out the phone book! Let's start with all the Js!

30points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#30

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate I had a birthday party when I was like 8 or 10. One of my friends had a gnarly amount of ear wax so I grabbed a Q tip and told him he had a lot of ear wax as I handed it to him in front of everybody.

Candersx , Karolina Grabowska Report

Final score:

39points

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LoveAllOfYou 6 months ago

That's hilarious (although poor kid must have been embarrassed)!

12points

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#31

Me, age 6, at the backyard cookout. I was handed a burnt hot dog to eat (on the grill too long). I proceeded to call it a n*dog. I didn't understand why everyone around me got upset. I must have absorbed it from my dad (huge racist, in spite of being an Arab immigrant).

Final score:

22points

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Whoopdeedoo 6 months ago

I've never heard this word before- and I'm not just joking about the censoring I've actually never seen it so now I'm confuzzled as heck. I'm assuming it's a slur for African Americans tho?

7points

#32

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate So my parents couldn't afford daycare - my dad was still in college and my mom worked part time, so it made more sense for me to stay home and all that. They had friends who had kids my age, so that's where I got my early social skills.

When I was 5 or 6, one kid was talking about how he went to daycare. I said, very loudly, that "I don't go to daycare because my parents want to spend time with ME."

My parents were mortified then, but now it's one of the funniest stories they've got from my childhood.

eleldelmots , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

21points

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Colt Winkler 6 months ago

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6points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#33

When I was six, I'd check out my dad's dirty magazines like it was the most normal thing in the world.

AnybodySeeMyKeys Report

Final score:

21points

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Rachel Pelz 6 months ago

Dad didn't keep them in a very good hidding place, obviously.

28points

#34

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate When I was little, my best friend and I used to eat honeysuckle off the bushes next to my house. One day, the neighbor's kid came out and started yelling at us to get out. I argued back at her and we kept on doing it. A very long time later, I learned that it was actually their property.

I didn't understand how lots worked, and I thought that any and all land that touched any side of your house belonged to you.

Sue_D_Nim1960 , henry perks Report

Final score:

20points

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Whoopdeedoo 6 months ago

I used to do the same thing with cherry blossoms and some flowers our neighbor has in their front yard- I didn't take that many though, like one a month. There were also these raspberries we would suck on to get this amazing flavor... we never swallowed them though

7points

#35

Smacking women’s butts. I’m talkin everywhere. Boyyyy, I was a bad a*s lil 4 year old, they had to nip that in the bud quick.

SkyHighDeadEye Report

Final score:

20points

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LadyRougarou 6 months ago (edited)

My nephew was around that age and when he went grocery shopping in the store he would say "Hey baby!" to any younger woman he saw. In his mind that's how you greeted women bc his dad(my brother) would come home and say "Hey baby" to his mom. I'm sure that's what happened here he saw his dad smack his moms butt and thought that's what you were supposed to do lol

16points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#36

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate Robbing small businesses blind of their candy.

drinking_for_two , Marianne Tang Report

Final score:

15points

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GB 6 months ago

I actually don't know anyone who didn't do that when they were a kid

8points

ConflictThese6644 , Ekaterina Novitskaya Report

#37

Netizens Cringe Remembering They Did These 30 Things As They Didn’t Know They Were Inappropriate I stole a roasted chicken leg from a pan full of baked potatoes. I took it outside and left it on the porch. Not sure what my thought process was. We were supposed to have lunch so I would have eaten a piece of it anyway. I was staying at my relatives house. I acussed the cat. On that farm I also played house with a local kid and we kissed. I was not older than 8.

Final score:

14points

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 6 months ago

We are innocent! Even when we're guilty, we're innocent!

13points

Hey! I’m Dominykas, and I come from Lithuania. According to my diploma, I’m a UX Designer. However, when during my studies, I (re)discovered my passion for storytelling, I’ve been doing that ever since, mostly in writing. I have written a few short stories, some songs, and a good bunch of articles, and I plan to keep expanding on all these fronts. Aside from that, I’m also a film buff, traveler, casual basketball player, video game enthusiast, and nature lover who will rarely pass up on a little hike through the forest or a simple walk around a park.

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I am a Visual Editor at Bored Panda. While studying at Vilnius Tech University, I learned how to use Photoshop and decided to continue mastering it at Bored Panda. I am interested in learning UI/UX design and creating unique designs for apps, games and websites. On my spare time, I enjoy playing video and board games, watching TV shows and movies and reading funny posts on the internet.

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Tamra 6 months ago (edited)

When my son was little, we taught him all the appropriate terms for his body. I was pushing him about in the cart in the grocery store when he was 3-4, when he proudly announced to everyone in the bread aisle: "I have a P E N I S!" Yes, little guy. Yes you do. 🤦‍♀️

20points

Arnold Larkins 6 months ago

"He has a P E N I S!"

6points

FROGLET 6 months ago

When I was eight I had a really bad cold. Around that time, I liked making up words. I sat on the floor and said, "I'm sick off the d.i.c.k!" Thought my new word was soooo genius.

13points

SnackbarKaat 6 months ago

My cousin was with her aunt waiting in line at the grocery store, she casually looked up to her aunt said pretty loud: Aunt Mary, you really have big boobs you know! Lots of chuckles from the other customers

8points

SBocker78 6 months ago

When I was six or seven, we had watched "The Legend of Billie Jean" and there's a scene where Yeardley Smith gets her first period and asks "When Do I Get My Diaphram?". Finding her voice funny (she voices Lisa Simpson) and not knowing what that meant, I went around repeating it. My mother was horrified, also I'm a boy.

5points

Thee8thsense 6 months ago

When I was pretty young (maybe before 1st grade), my parents needed a babysitter, and that was one of very few times I was babysat. The older couple they left me with were very proper, religious people. I was pretty high energy and had obviously worn them out to the point that they said to me "Well, you're a pain in the neck, aren't you?". I replied "No I'm not, I'm a pain in the a*s"...since I was told that often by my Dad. I remember the immediate silence followed by refrained laughter.

4points

Shane S 6 months ago

I was in 4th grade and somehow belly buttons came up and how what’s left of the umbilical cord falls off infants after a while. Having proudly just become an uncle, I remarked that the leftover foreskin comes off too if a baby is circumcised. I was very disappointed when my teacher didn’t appreciate this bit of key insight.

3points

evi_kholin 6 months ago

When I was little, I decided I wanted to learn German. I learned several words, one of which was the German word for “fat” (d**k). Went around calling my brother a d**k (for no reason; he was a perfectly normal weight, probably on the skinny side) for the better part of a day before someone stopped me. Learned what it meant years later lol

3points

ThisIsMe 6 months ago

When my husband was a little boy he was mad at his mom for some reason or another. They were driving somewhere when she got pulled over for speeding, and he began screaming that she was kidnapping him. My husband was so convincing that the officer took them to the station and called his stepdad to come pick them up and bring proof that this was her son.

2points

Sophia L. 6 months ago

My husband told me that when he was a kid, he was out with his mom and there was a man who smelled unpleasantly, so my husband walked up to him and said "Excuse me sir, do you know what a deodorant is?"His mom was mortified!

1point

shummish 6 months ago

I was about 7 yrs old and it was the last day of school, so the seniors dress up in costumes and party all day (I live in Denmark) This one guy was dressed as Hitler (pretty offensive when I think about it), but I did not know who he was at that time, but I found the swastika symbol quite cool. So I got home and painted swastikas all over - the real Nazi one, with a white circle and red background. My mom came home from work and was mortified and told me please don't draw that again and told me the story about WW2

1point

Mirolfur Grafarson 6 months ago

When I was 9 or 10, me and my friend were doing prank call on my very old and slightly dementious great grandmother telling her(in creepy voice) that this is her recently late brother calling. She kept telling this to her children and they taught she is making it up in her own head, giving impression her condition is way worse than it actually was

1point

LB 6 months ago

That's... pretty dark.

4points

Kerry Borthwick 6 months ago

Sorry I annoyed alot of people won't happen again

1point

Auntriarch 6 months ago

Don't worry about it Kerry, we all do it from time to time. And frankly, some folks are too easily annoyed

3points

KaBobs 6 months ago

Apparently, whenever I was too young to remember, I was in the grocery store with my mom and I started skipping about very happily and singing "child abuse, child abuse". My mother never hit me. But I bet she wanted to desperately at that moment haha no idea why I did that

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waarimelone 6 months ago

More of a close call with the inappropriate, but I used to frequently mispronounce the word 'ogre' as 'orj'. Somehow--and thank goodness for it--my little child brain did not pronounce the 'e' at the end as well.

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Roxie Carter 6 months ago (edited)

Madonna had just come out with a song called 'erotic'. I sang a line of it to my uncle (🎶erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body🎶) and he asked if I knew what erotic meant. I said yes. 😬 I did not know.

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Poultry Geist 6 months ago (edited)

I remember we couldn’t find my cousins dog in her backyard so we made signs to hang around the neighborhood. The only tape we knew about was some tape in the bathroom closet. When my uncle got home he was livid because we had hung lost dog signs on poles with his (I guess expensive, not sold everywhere🤷🏻‍♀️) toopee tape 😂the dog was in the basement :/

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ADZ 6 months ago

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Poultry Geist 6 months ago

🤓

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Tamra 6 months ago (edited)

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Arnold Larkins 6 months ago

"He has a P E N I S!"

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