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In case you've been living under a rock (part 1), we'd love for you to see the newest works of illustrator Dylan, otherwise known as 'The Daily Dunc'. Dylan's one-paneled comics follow a fun format as they revolve around inanimate objects who imitate real-life scenarios in humorous ways.

In a previous interview with Bored Panda, we asked the artist if he had any major influences in his life that might've helped him to develop and refine his style.

"Growing up, I was a huge Disney fan. I used to pause animated movies on the VCR just so I could sit there and draw characters like Aladdin or Simba from the TV. I was also a very big follower of Garfield and Calvin & Hobbes comics and would often mimic their styles in my own cartooning. If I look back at some of my old drawings (I still have them all from when I was a kid), I can see a lot of influence of Garfield and Odie…mostly the oval-shaped eyes and the little curl that Jim Davis would draw at the armpits or neckline.

Today, I notice a lot of Calvin & Hobbes influence in my comics and have even been told that they can see a resemblance in the style. Another big influence of mine was online comic artist Natalie Dee. I discovered her when I was in my early 20's and it’s safe to say she inspired me to start my own daily comic. She cracked me up!"

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Alexander Smith
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You'll get there just take it an inch at a time.

Why?
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just put your best foot forward.

Leo Bredernitz
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My OCD hates the fact there are only six inches on this ruler

Dogperson
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The tape measure is called Stanley

This time Bored Panda reached out to Dylan with some new questions! First, we asked the artist if he has any upcoming series of works we should be looking forward to.

"That’s a great question because I have a lot of series ideas but nothing that has really come to fruition. A couple years back, I created a side comic series called 'Davey In Space' (@daveyinspace) where a storyline was born and explored using word prompts from Inktober and those like it. It grew quite popular and the plot kept people intrigued and wanting more. Unfortunately, life started getting busy and progress slowed down quite a bit. I’d love to get back into it though and continue the story without any help from outside word prompts. I have a general idea of where I want to go with it so now it’s just a matter of getting there!"

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    Michele Lein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to joke about our dog being 'the vacuum cleaner". Any time there were crumbs on the rug and my mom felt the dog could handle the job, we'd call her and she would snuffle up every last crumb!

    Layla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little did they know the job will get hairier than ever

    Seth Marsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone I've ever known has that exact broom.

    Misty Pendergrast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, they'll just switch their career focus to cleaning up pet messes (dirt tracked in from outside, shredded toys, etc...).

    Stephanie Paich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not at all, now you'll have hair to pick up.

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who's owned a pug knows this to be true.

    Jenah Winkler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is pretty adorable 1 of my favorites.

    Lacee Michelsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait till the people drop greens

    Milady Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always comment to my cousin when his dog slurps up the food the cat spills. "Thanks for sending the vacuum over, Mark!"

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    We also wanted to know if the artist had a comic he was proud of, and we thought it was only fair if he'd share his thoughts with us!

    "My favorite funny comic is probably the one about the eyeballs catching on fire from putting a contact lens in that wasn’t quite done disinfecting. Everyone who wears contacts knows how painful this can be and it really did well with both those people who can relate and those that seemed to simply enjoy the absurdity of a fiery eyeball running around in agony, haha. But my more serious favorite comic has to be the black and white 10-panel sequence about my mom and her progression into illness and death. It still moves me and many others to this day, no matter how much I repost it."

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    Catsplay Harry Holmes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's cool! Wouldn't your name end with an e? we would have the same name 😂

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    GadgetGirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought my children would be taller than me....

    Pamela Hutchison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just not sure wtf this is/these objects are. So I'm lost. Anyone care to offer an explanation? Please and thank you...

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    Lisa H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds about right....

    TellieMoni
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What are you going to do" lol famous last words

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second time through this thread, but now I got this one. I didn't recognize the meteorite.

    Artists go through a few art phases trying to find the art style they could call their own, and the same goes for Dylan too.

    "I always feel like I should try and do a super simple comic sometimes, like really strip things down to barely any detail at all just so I can get the idea out quickly and post as much as possible. Finding time to do really detailed comics can be tough so I have landed myself somewhere in the middle most times. As a kid, I used to draw in the style of Disney and Garfield all the time and it’s safe to say it’s those styles that really got me into drawing.

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    I do love superhero comic book style art a lot with all the dynamic poses, line work, panel placement, etc. so I’d love to be able to get more into that with a series or something. In fact, I have a comic I’ve been working on involving a certain 'food' character that experiments a bit with a 'superhero' style comic. I just have to finish it!"

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    Pamela Hutchison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your mum's either out of this world or absolutely living on an entirely different planet in a very very different world than the Earth you live on. Unfortunately, my mum's the latter...but up until I was maybe 6 years old, she was the smartest and most beautiful person on Earth as far as I was concerned. And for the last 40 (I'm 46 years old) she's just been an absolute alien life form...I'm certain she is not of this Earth. Maybe she had a fate similar to the stepford wives..or my true mother was abducted and another form put in her place...why? Idk...but I'm certain my mum is in a bad way not human. It's a nice mother's day card idea. Thank you for sharing.

    Theresa Long
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mother ship 😄 Took me a second lol.

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    Gossameringue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want to add a comment about how proud he is of his third prong...

    Ugh_What_Now
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's too grounded for her. She wants somebody that can cause a spark...

    Teh_alan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? No! Practice safe plugging Always use a ground when using electricity. You can get shocked the first time

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    Theresa Long
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he's got what the newest generations need... 😄

    Starting out with comics (or art in general) isn't easy, so we asked the artist if he had any tips to share.

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    "Oh man, just keep drawing. Do a comic every day and post it, no matter what. It could be discouraging at first to only see a handful of likes and comments but in time, with enough consistency and determination, you can really grow your comic into something people look forward to and, hopefully love and can relate to. Always try and pull ideas from your daily experiences…because, really, everything has been done in some form or another - but if you try and pull material from your own life, it can really help set you apart. And even if you don’t post to share and want to do it on your own for pure enjoyment, that is okay too! I’d just advise, no matter the path, stay true to doing it because you love it, not just for the likes or comments. Those will come as a result of your love for it."

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    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arguing in front of company. No manners.

    GadgetGirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rope: "This is all so tying!"

    Theresa Long
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's their kid at 17 about to fly the coop because she's so DONE with the fighting and abuse. Yeah it's me. 😢

    Rachel Adorno
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awe, another match made in heaven

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    Somewhat-Guilty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are so funny!! I had one as a kid and it used to move so slow in it's cage so I put him on the ground and he took off running LMAO. It was so unexpected that I nearly lost him.

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    A C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says the perspective of non living things in the title....are we all agreeing that chameleons are non living?!

    Theresa Long
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi I'm George and this is Karma the chameleon 😂

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    For some people, art is not only a hobby, but something way more, and the artist certainly has his own goals he wants to accomplish when it comes to his comics.

    "Up until now, my comics have primarily focused on silly puns, 'It’s National [ Fill in the blank ] Day!' comics, and, of course, the bringing to life of inanimate objects material. I hope to continue this, of course, but I’d also love to add a more concrete narrative to 'The Daily Dunc' brand, featuring, at times, a running storyline and reoccurring characters. I think that would be really fun and keep people interested in a plot line or specific arc. 'Davey In Space' does that actually, so like I said before, I really hope to get back into working on that comic. I know a lot of people who want me to as well!"

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    Robecca
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awe this one’s a little sad. Gone forever into the wind

    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sad. The older dandelion is making more babies. Circle of life and all that.

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    wellwisher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have bachelor buttons all over my yard. I won't let my husband poison them because to me they are flowers. Dandelions hang out there too. A word of advice never inhale when you're about to blow on a Dandelion. At least not while you're holding it up to your mouth.

    YellowUnicorns The Official
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww I'm never gonna blow one of those EVER AGAIN :<

    Theresa Long
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwe this one gave my heart a little tug 😢

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    Alexandrea Johnson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    … and if I’m not… then the cat probable stepped on me

    Misty Pendergrast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine my eyeballs doing this every damn night. I'm halfway to legally blind, so I have to hold things about 3" from my face in order to see them clearly if I'm not wearing my glasses.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what you mean, but come on, eyes, you need to sleep!

    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always lose mine on the top of my head.

    We also asked the artist if there was something that he would like for people to take away when looking at his work.

    "The one thing that always gets me right in the chest is when I hear from someone out there that says a comic they read of mine really made their day. I’ve had lots of people say that my humor has helped make them smile or feel better in a particular situation; people who have said they can truly relate to some of the material I post - especially the more emotional stuff. (i.e. my mom comic). So I’d say if I wanted people to take anything away from my comics, it’s to just feel happy and good…even if it’s for a split moment."

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    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't trust long skinny fellows with long hair.

    GadgetGirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully there's no little art kit in the making after Brush's little slip....

    Pamela Hutchison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next thing you know the excitment will lead to the brush-off.

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    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The short one is feeling a little blue.

    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tablets unless there's no price difference, in which case I don't care. I'm in the US and prescription medication can cost over 10x more if it's capsules. I had a muscle relaxer that, for a 30 day supply of tablets was about $5, but the capsuls were about $60; same medication, manufacturers and strength. Had my Dr send in the prescription request for tablets only

    Dylan has been making comics for quite sometime therefore we were wondering if he had a particular moment that had stood out to him over the years.

    "There have been a few stand-out comments that have actually sparked a long-standing joke with my fans. It wasn’t even a good comment that did it! Someone said something along the lines of 'thus comic is s#!t' but they misspelled 'this'. So I kind of ran with that and poked fun right back and did this whole series of story images involving switching out the word “this” for “thus” with popular culture imagery. For example, 'Thus is Us' (Tv Show), 'Analyze Thus' (movie), etc. It became so popular that to this (sorry - THUS) day, I have people correcting me when I post something with the word 'this'. They change it to 'thus' as if that’s the correct word now, of course just carrying on the joke with me. It’s so funny to me how something negative was able to transform into something that made people laugh and continue to have fun with."

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    Misty Pendergrast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a stay at home mom. There's no such thing as a weekend, let alone a long weekend.

    Saysay_2016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same girl, same! Except when the grandparents take the kids on weekends, love those!!!!

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    Pamela Hutchison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damb, Life..you're not playing nice at all.

    Pamela Hutchison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is i meant to say, Damn....damn phone keyboard...damn typing with my thumb. Damn you life!! Lol

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    Egwuatu Uche
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right now in Lagos Nigeria, it rained heavily on Saturday. It's looking cloudy today (Sunday) Monday and Tuesday public holiday.... 🥂 Here's to hoping it doesn't rain on Monday/Tuesday

    Theresa Long
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SO on point, just went back Tuesday after a week's vacation 😫😵

    TheElderNom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when I started at 04:00 after vacation. At the very least one colleague had it worse, he started at 03:00

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I see. He wants to spell "d**k!"

    Edurne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one took me a while... I just couldn't figure out what was wrong with spelling dock

    Rylosalex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the "Come on! Its Hilarious!" part

    Mike Perfetto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they could also spell c********r =p

    Pamela Hutchison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't... because its a proper noun..as in a word commonly used as a man's first name, so it can't be used...that is to say D**k isn't a word allowed to be played in a scrabble game. But it certainly is hilarious, I'm sure more so in context and in person.

    Leo Bredernitz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a while to figure that one out

    Theresa Long
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a fool for word games so of course the first thing I do is look at the board and I'm goin "CK" is not a word! Then I look up... much to my inner 10 y/o's delight. 😂😂

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    Lastly, we asked Dylan if making art helped him with something in his life, and here's what he told us, "So, to get kind of deep here, I actually have a rare genetic disease that I inherited from my mom, who died when we were teenagers. Hence the emotional mom 'comic' I mentioned before. So I live with the physical and emotional effects of the illness which can sometimes be discouraging but thanks to science and modern medicine, things are in a much better place and I believe I’m going to be just fine.

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    Like I mentioned before, I tend to transform negative things into more positive or beautiful moments that help not only me but others as well, I find. So whether it’s intentional or subconscious, making art has helped me to communicate certain anxieties, fears, past traumas, etc. by way of something visual or musical (I play guitar and write songs as well), and I think it’s been a great journey being able to share that part of myself with people. It’s truly amazing, too, when I hear from people that say my art resonates with them on a deeper level or makes them feel better."

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    Robecca
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Key looks shocked

    William Stark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are clearly old fashioned. Probably feels Lock is moving too quickly.

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    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they're made for each other.

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    Alicia Costa De Jesus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttt

    Stephanie Paich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear this beet's voice in my head and I love it, he's so happy!

    Jenah Winkler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very clever very clever. But though I don't think this one will be very hard to Beet 🥳

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    Wednesday Anderson
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has the toilet seat down🤣

    Kaioz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that little thing on the counter watching him pee tho? (Far right)

    Will sell corn chip for a soul
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The soap flipping the knobs off and they're looking at each other like ö ö

    GadgetGirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's generic, dude. I guess that makes you a GMO.

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    Anet Marc
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The famous cellist "Yo-Yo Ma" would LOVE this comic. 😂😂

    54 s
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walking the downward facing dog. Yo-yo trick +yoga move

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    Panda-Moan-I-Ummm....
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's drawing the oven! That's so trash 😭😭😭😭😭

    Mary Peace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad, it's got that sinking feeling...

    Nicholas Hodsdon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that observation immortalized in the plumbing supplies ad: "Stainless steel sinks".

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    Val
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let that sink in!

    Daniel Amin
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sink shrink psichology just sit back on couch and tell me about your childhood.

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    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better that than to still be alive for what comes next.

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    Somewhat-Guilty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BPs!!! We are forgetting that all objects are alive... Ketchup it's doing it's thing because hotdog didn't use the safe word. Hehehehe

    Jenah Winkler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always a good idea to cover the face when you're about to eat someone. But especially cover their mouth so they can't do all that Annoying screaming it's the worst.

    Jacki moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mustard!! Who wants ketchup I'd be mad too

    Pamela Hutchison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time a child realizes that MEAT comes from once living breathing animals..also it reminds me of a anti-marajuana film the u.s. got put out in the 50s I think where after the teens smoked pot they thought their hot dogs were talking to them..which honestly sounds something more like a side effect of LSD or something more like that then ganja. But its a rather silly and funny propaganda film, available on youtube but I can't remember the name of it.

    Henry Wiley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That first squirt always comes out to much then get the nice fine line.

    Luca C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst has yet to come....

    Kaioz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird in so many ways...lol

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    Jenah Winkler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These things always look like a table leg with a cylinder of glass and between them. What are they good for Not much.

    Daniel Amin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just have patience. Soon the sun will go red enough to flip you back and wipe out those pesky humans and all her fancy atomic clocks :).

    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he doesn't feel top heavy.

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    Russ Kincade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No good deed goes unpunished.

    Julianne M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahem Helping out by volunteering to read at Mass when no one else volunteered

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    Jenah Winkler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry little boy it looks like they're going for your sister. You paid them with food and they'll pay you with laughter and poo.

    James Stroup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, that sand is probably festering in bird feces.

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    The Daily Dunc
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha!! people always get so stumped with this hands with hands thing hahah it is quite odd i admit

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    Phyzzi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't glove you like I used to" "I just don't think we're a good fit"

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    Peppermallow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn’t the gloves face be on the other side?

    The Daily Dunc
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been told this before and believe it or not, it is the correct way (the face is on the back of the glove, palm facing away). Maybe it's a shitty drawing hahah

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    Arnetha Elliott
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hands with hands. At first glance, I thought they had Frankenstein's monster's bolts.🤣

    Rachel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the hand has hands

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    #25

    Artist Draws What Non-Living Objects Would Say If They Could Talk In 74 New Funny Comics

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    Miss Benzo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The biggest and baddest monster of all.

    kat lia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup, that's the ceo who keeps on stealing my money.

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    #29

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    Pamela Hutchison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just what the world needs...fat pigeons...and more fat pigeons...Don't feed the birds!

    Beat Cop
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From peckish to pecking to pecked

    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's got the appetite of a bird.

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    Michele Lein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so funny! I feel the same way when that happens to my chapstick.

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    Pamela Hutchison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know when I don't fit in...it's more than a feeling.

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    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The humor in this one is quite pointed.

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    Artist Draws What Non-Living Objects Would Say If They Could Talk In 74 New Funny Comics

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    Display Name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just saw da **ding ding** coming from his -- uhm area -- and I need eye bleach stat

    Ted B
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you need some unsee juice after the ding ding. Screenshot...63ba3e.png Screenshot-2022-07-06-43122-PM-62c5f1263ba3e.png

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    Pamela Hutchison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait How to cope after the Nope support group for bells and whistles and other noise makers? Why is it the right place? Am I completely daft?

    DoubleHeartDoctor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to Cope After the Nope? 😂 What!? 😂

    James
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the adult words please...it's called a "clapper" people geez!!!...

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    Artist Draws What Non-Living Objects Would Say If They Could Talk In 74 New Funny Comics

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    Display Name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ***chew chew chew chunk-*** *smacks with bat****

    Deni Castro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chew with your mouth closed, you f*****g nitwit!

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    Artist Draws What Non-Living Objects Would Say If They Could Talk In 74 New Funny Comics

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    Miss Benzo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except you're not scared to go back to a witch to give her a negative review!! I bet it worked pal.

    Peter Trudell Jr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty sure it's riffing on the phrase, "What are you, a man or a mouse?" He was a mouse, but now is a man... but it hasn't changed his core nature...

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    Michele Lein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's supposed to be a pig in a blanket; you know a mini dog or sausage wrapped in some kind of croissant.

    Clara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a croissant according to his page

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    heyitsfionabtw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me longer than that. I don't get it...?

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    Clara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a Instagram reference. When you want to "tag" someone in a post, you use "@" then your friend's username. So "tag" and tag you're it

    Pamela Hutchison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks. I mean once it's spelled out it's obvious...but it's not always easy to figure out the initial reference in these.

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    Pamela Hutchison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they kites? Just folded paper shapes? No way...what? Doesn't the heart wanna make a new friend? Why not? I'm guessing that's part of the joke that I don't get.

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    #48

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    Clara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's "pressed too hard". Because it's a flat tack

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    Artist Draws What Non-Living Objects Would Say If They Could Talk In 74 New Funny Comics

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    Clara
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a contest. He drew a random thing and people were to guess what that thing says. Booga was the winner. This post has no context. Author just chose random pictures.