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Things posted on the internet cannot be unposted. That’s part of the game. But there are surely things we have posted that we’re not necessarily very proud of. Some, however, have no clue about their clueless arguments and remain unapologetic.

And there’s this corner of Reddit known as “S***AmericansSay” which is notorious for busting these kinds of instances. In fact, the community of 353k members is sharing the most cringeworthy and clueless posts spotted surfing on social media. That includes but isn’t limited to blunt arguments, embarrassing comments, hilariously inaccurate shares, you name it.

Below we selected some of the most entertaining examples that will surely make you chuckle and wonder what those people are thinking. Psst! Here's part 1 of the post with more stuff Americans (and the rest of the world, for that matter, ‘cause no one is immune to cluelessness) say!

#2

Observing Of The Columbus Day

Observing Of The Columbus Day

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#3

“If You Are White You Cant Speak Spanish”

“If You Are White You Cant Speak Spanish”

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The use of social media has increased throughout the world, including emerging and developing nations in recent years. And, across the 11 emerging economies surveyed for this Pew Research study, 28% of adults say social media is very important for helping them keep up with political news and other developments occurring in the world.

Simultaneously, the spread of misinformation has reached new heights. With the pandemic ransacking the globe, it has become vital to separate facts from fiction and stop the harm from false statements. Today, the question of what we hold as a true and trusted piece of information and not is key, but the boundaries between the two are becoming increasingly blurred. So what happened?

#4

Rest Of The World Didn't Become Free Till We Reformed Half The World In Our Image

Rest Of The World Didn't Become Free Till We Reformed Half The World In Our Image

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Jo Johannsen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And it's self-perpetuating, because the under educated kids will be school board members soon.

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#5

This Is America

This Is America

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Susan Green
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What an idiot! I’m from Canada and I’m happy I live here, because I wouldn’t want to live in America.

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#6

"Can Anybody Tell Me If Portugal Has Running Water Like In The States?"

"Can Anybody Tell Me If Portugal Has Running Water Like In The States?"

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According to Kevin Kelli, the co-founder of Wired magazine, “Truth is no longer dictated by authorities, but is networked by peers. For every fact there is a counterfact and all these counterfacts and facts look identical online, which is confusing to most people.” When you think of it, most online content is created, shared and altered by people online. Add the lack of attention to whether the information is accurate, and you have a toxic cocktail for reproducing countless inaccurate and false content.

#7

Americans Would Never Do This

Americans Would Never Do This

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#8

Hopefully This Hasn’t Been Shared Before

Hopefully This Hasn’t Been Shared Before

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#9

Medicine

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Brian Bennett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now take that to one of your hospitals and have an itemized bill made out, you now "POOR" bastard!

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Meanwhile, this new study published in Nature that involves an experiment conducted by a group of researchers from MIT, the University of Regina in Canada, University of Exeter Business School in the United Kingdom and Center for Research and Teaching in Economics in Mexico, showed some interesting findings about the way people perceive what’s inaccurate online.

“It seems that the social media context may distract people from accuracy,” study coauthor Gordon Pennycook, an assistant professor of behavioral science at the University of Regina, told The Journalist’s Resource. According to him, although people are often capable of distinguishing between true and false news content, they fail to even consider whether content is accurate before they share it on social media.

#10

“Your Little European Sport Where You Kick A Ball With Your Foot Is Called ‘Soccer’”

“Your Little European Sport Where You Kick A Ball With Your Foot Is Called ‘Soccer’”

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XxInstantKarmaxX
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The imperial measurement system is insane and I feel bad for anyone who has to use it!

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#11

If Vaccines Are Free, Why Isn't Insulin And Chemo?

If Vaccines Are Free, Why Isn't Insulin And Chemo?

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The Scout
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Finally someone asking the right questions - although the answers would probably be disconcerting. Most other countries do. Maybe it has to do with equaling healthcare to socialism?

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#12

Will Europeans Be Suprised About My Mixed Heritage?

Will Europeans Be Suprised About My Mixed Heritage?

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According to Pennycook, “The downstream effect of improving the quality of news sharing increases with the influence of the user who is making better choices.” He added: “It may be that the effect is as effective (if not more so) for users with more followers because the importance of ‘I better make sure this is true’ is literally greater for those with more followers.”

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#13

"I'm Norwegian (Not From There But Grandpa Is)

"I'm Norwegian (Not From There But Grandpa Is)

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#14

Only Because Americans Pay For The Healthcare Of Europe

Only Because Americans Pay For The Healthcare Of Europe

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Cafesinner
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same vibe as the American guy who got mad at me (disabled) for living off "his" tax money... I'm in Sweden

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#15

On Dates

On Dates

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Milan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

we have a saying in Slovakia. “Everybody is stupid, only you are an airplane” 😀

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#16

The Lack Of Freedom, Firearms And Muslim Immigrants

The Lack Of Freedom, Firearms And Muslim Immigrants

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#17

"Europe Is Ok Regarding Medicine, A Middle Income Life But Is Mostly Like A Third World Country"

"Europe Is Ok Regarding Medicine, A Middle Income Life But Is Mostly Like A Third World Country"

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#18

"The USA Is The Only Country In The World With True Freedom" "What Do You Mean? We Are Also Free In France" "Really? "

"The USA Is The Only Country In The World With True Freedom" "What Do You Mean? We Are Also Free In France" "Really? "

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Demi Zwaan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I still wonder what they think our countries are like. What freedom do we not have?

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#19

A Wisconsin School District Says Students Can “Become Spoiled” With Free Meals And Opts Out Of Biden’s Free-Lunch Program

A Wisconsin School District Says Students Can “Become Spoiled” With Free Meals And Opts Out Of Biden’s Free-Lunch Program

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#21

Would Be Cool If It Worked In 12 Hour

Would Be Cool If It Worked In 12 Hour

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#22

"99% Of The World Uses Metric System. The Othe 1% Went To The Moon. Lets Hear It For Freedom Units Eh"

"99% Of The World Uses Metric System. The Othe 1% Went To The Moon. Lets Hear It For Freedom Units Eh"

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Bill
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NASA based everything off of time since the teams were mixed with German scientists on the Appollo program.

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#23

Americans Don't Have An Accent

Americans Don't Have An Accent

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C. Wade
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Y'all have schools down there? I mean, apart from Harvard, Yale and Princeton.

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#24

English

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#26

Yes, English Comes From America

Yes, English Comes From America

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Joey Marlin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That might not have helped them... I have seen on a number of occasions Britain described as being in England.

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#28

"US Has Jurisdiction Over All Of North America If It Comes Down To It"

"US Has Jurisdiction Over All Of North America If It Comes Down To It"

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#29

“Greatest Country In The World” “You’re Welcome For All The Policing It Does”

“Greatest Country In The World” “You’re Welcome For All The Policing It Does”

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#30

“The Eiffel Tower Was Built In Vegas. The French Later Copied And Replicate The Original Eiffel Tower In Vegas”

“The Eiffel Tower Was Built In Vegas. The French Later Copied And Replicate The Original Eiffel Tower In Vegas”

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Jo Johannsen
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2 years ago

Delusional.

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#31

Norwegian Flag Taken Down

Norwegian Flag Taken Down

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Ragnhild Nilsen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just to make it clear: The Norwegian flag on this picture is in Stavanger, Norway. Outside the optician in Kirkegata to be accurate ;)

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Clocks

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So with this and a couple of other posts, what do the American's find so confusing about the 24 hour clock? I learned both ways of telling the time at an early age, it is not difficult.

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#34

“Should American Schools Teach Arabic Numerals As Part Of Their Curriculum?” 57% Said ‘No'

“Should American Schools Teach Arabic Numerals As Part Of Their Curriculum?” 57% Said ‘No'

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J. F.
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's use roman instead! (Funny thing, arabian numbers actually originated in India)

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#35

Do Europeans Have A Spice Rack?

Do Europeans Have A Spice Rack?

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Giovanni
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Real talk though, I've strong suspicion that the garlic that they use in the americas is some different variety than the one we use in Europe (Italy in particular). There is no way that you can use a whole head of garlic without making a dish inedible and pollute the whole street.

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#36

What Month Is 21?

What Month Is 21?

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elSti
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's military date, just retract 12. ==> 21/01/2022 is actually 09/01/2023

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#37

There Should A Law Against This. This Is Socialism

There Should A Law Against This. This Is Socialism

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Loty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So he's arguing for putting central government controls over public company's ability to effectivelly manage it's work force becuase he doesn't like socialism?!? Yup, that's conservative thinking in a nutshell.

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#38

Pot vs. Kettle

Pot vs. Kettle

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Demi Zwaan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's weird though. I've been to the US on vacation and every hotel and motel had an electric kettle in the room, so you could make your own tea in the morning. Guess this fear is pretty local to some areas.

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#40

But People In Denmark Don't Get To Experience The Privilege Of Living In The Oldest And Greatest Country In The World (USA)

But People In Denmark Don't Get To Experience The Privilege Of Living In The Oldest And Greatest Country In The World (USA)

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#41

"As An American Journalist, You Never Expect Your Own Government To Lie To You"

"As An American Journalist, You Never Expect Your Own Government To Lie To You"

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NsG
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sure where I stand on this one. On the one hand, the original post is right to be outraged that these things were done so blatantly and without oversight or consequences. But at the same time, it's astonishingly naive to believe it never happened before and won't happen again (just with oversight and consequence).

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#42

“Love When They Try To Take Credit For A System We Developed”

“Love When They Try To Take Credit For A System We Developed”

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#43

Europe Still Doesn't Have Running Water

Europe Still Doesn't Have Running Water

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#44

English Please, Reddit Is An American Website (German Subreddit Btw)

English Please, Reddit Is An American Website (German Subreddit Btw)

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ADHORTATOR
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Rechtsschreibung" = law, "Rechtschreibung" = orthography...isn't German wonderful?

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#45

American English vs. British English *uses Australian Flag*

American English vs. British English *uses Australian Flag*

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#46

Did You Know Our Servers Survive On Your Tipping Kindness?

Did You Know Our Servers Survive On Your Tipping Kindness?

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#47

One Day You All Are Going To Look Back On The Day When America Was In Charge As The Good Old Days When You Were Prosperous Free And Happy

One Day You All Are Going To Look Back On The Day When America Was In Charge As The Good Old Days When You Were Prosperous Free And Happy

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#48

Don't You Miss Owning A Car?

Don't You Miss Owning A Car?

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spending days in a car on a road trip, is better than spending days visiting somewhere?

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#49

"Democracy Is An Illusion"

"Democracy Is An Illusion"

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Milan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine you are so free, have so much democracy that you elect Trump 😀

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#50

I Hate When People Say Americans Dont Learn World History. Why Would We

I Hate When People Say Americans Dont Learn World History. Why Would We

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#51

The Brand Maybe Needs Changing From Prison Orange

The Brand Maybe Needs Changing From Prison Orange

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#52

Southern Hemisphere? "Yes I Live In Central Texas"

Southern Hemisphere? "Yes I Live In Central Texas"

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#54

Building A House Is Hard In Metric

Building A House Is Hard In Metric

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David Woollands
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the ones they do build don’t get blown away like the matchstick ones they build in the US

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#56

"It's The Only Way To Stop Their Socialist Agenda"

"It's The Only Way To Stop Their Socialist Agenda"

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#57

"His Liberal Talking Point Response Was All I Needed To Hear"

"His Liberal Talking Point Response Was All I Needed To Hear"

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#59

"Should The Spanish Language Remove The Word Negro From Its Language?"

"Should The Spanish Language Remove The Word Negro From Its Language?"

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Brian Bennett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Betcha if you asked this guy to spell orange he'd ask you if the color or the fruit!

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#60

Honestly, The US Should Stop Providing Aid And Defense To Europe. Let's See How Quickly Their Socialist Bullsh*t Falls Apart

Honestly, The US Should Stop Providing Aid And Defense To Europe. Let's See How Quickly Their Socialist Bullsh*t Falls Apart

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J. F.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't recall the US rebuilding Germany 139 years ago when the first modern healthcare system was introduced

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#61

“Americans Singlehandedly Brought Freedom, Democracy, Peace And Prosperity To Germany”

“Americans Singlehandedly Brought Freedom, Democracy, Peace And Prosperity To Germany”

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Joey Marlin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please read a proper history book. Even just a couple of chapters might do it.

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#62

“Your Hellhole Country Exists Solely Because We Allow It”

“Your Hellhole Country Exists Solely Because We Allow It”

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#63

Don’t Think Anyone In The Civil War Used A Match-Lock !

Don’t Think Anyone In The Civil War Used A Match-Lock !

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#64

A Post Criticising People Who Claim The South Had A Noble Cause In The American Civil War, And Just Like Clockwork...

A Post Criticising People Who Claim The South Had A Noble Cause In The American Civil War, And Just Like Clockwork...

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Dave P
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

except the myth that civil war was about states rights was developed during the myth of the lost cause era. Ironically until right before the Civil War the south was trying to use the federal govt to force slavery in Territories that didn't want it (like Kansas) and force Northern States to enforce Southern Slave laws. Civil War was when the anti-slavery politicians won, the south panicked and rebelled, and later on the myth of states rights came around. States Rights originally was used by the Abolitionist movement as a way to avoid enforcing the fugitive slave laws.

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#65

Sas: Come To America Where Our Dialects Are So Different Some Count As Completely Different Languages

Sas: Come To America Where Our Dialects Are So Different Some Count As Completely Different Languages

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another moron that thinks we all sound like we come from London or a castle.

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#66

"No Nation Has Ever Done Anything Like It." About US Evacuating Afghanistan

"No Nation Has Ever Done Anything Like It." About US Evacuating Afghanistan

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#67

Celsius

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Robert T
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd switch to Kelvin, just to annoy this guy even further. LOL

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#68

“We Can Drone Strike Anyone We Want”

“We Can Drone Strike Anyone We Want”

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Kanuli
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“It might”. Nothing is written in stone...except when you actually do.

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#69

On Flags

On Flags

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#70

"Europe Is Becoming A Fascist Dictatorship By The Day" And A Rare Triple Combo

"Europe Is Becoming A Fascist Dictatorship By The Day" And A Rare Triple Combo

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Ragnhild Nilsen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Five night in hospital. Two surgeries with all the trimmings. 20 doses of intravenous antibiotics and about a dozen of various other tablets each day. Bed and board included, including an extreme contamination regime for the first three days since I was a near contact to a confirmed Covid case (who staid in isolation at home with a "cold" since she's fully vaccainated). Total cost: NOK 0,00, which equals USD 0,00. I didn't need an ambulance, but that too would have been included in this grand total.

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#71

American Tan Lines

American Tan Lines

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Jo Johannsen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With all that oil instead of sunscreen, that patriot gonna slip and shoot her a$$ off.

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#72

“Not Too Many People Knew This Event Was Happening”

“Not Too Many People Knew This Event Was Happening”

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Demi Zwaan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And with "not too many people knew" he just means himself. He didn't know it existed. We all did.

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#73

„military Time“

„military Time“

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#74

Will My Right To Bear Arms Be Honoured In England Or Germany?

Will My Right To Bear Arms Be Honoured In England Or Germany?

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#75

"They Hate US Cause They Ain’t Us"

"They Hate US Cause They Ain’t Us"

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Susie Elle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, does France think The Netherlands is the biggest threat to world peace? Or Luxembourg (I can't make it out)

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#76

Who Need Sports When You Have Money?

Who Need Sports When You Have Money?

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Robert T
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Redefine "world" as being your country only, and you can never lose. ;-)

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#77

“Our Founding Fathers Made The Right Decision To Stick To This Date Format When Europeans Changed Theirs”

“Our Founding Fathers Made The Right Decision To Stick To This Date Format When Europeans Changed Theirs”

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Joey Marlin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fed up with the date argument. Go from small to big or big to small but don't have the day in the middle just because of 'that's how we say it'. As if that was a good reason.

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#79

"California, A Very Non American Place"

"California, A Very Non American Place"

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#81

Commie Gonna Die Because They Won't Save $1k For Live Saving Care

Commie Gonna Die Because They Won't Save $1k For Live Saving Care

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Monika Rhodes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

£25 a month or so. They call them commie, without even knowing the definition of the word, With $1k savings here, I'll not only have free ride to hospital when needed, I won't get in lifelong debts if something is really bad with my health. pathetic logic

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#82

Sorry Europeans: You Kind Of Get Assigned Jobs, Can't Make Money Or Be Successful?

Sorry Europeans: You Kind Of Get Assigned Jobs, Can't Make Money Or Be Successful?

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Demi Zwaan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup. When we get born our name gets tossed in this big hat that assigns us our jobs. A Sorting Hat, so to speak. Then you get raised to do that job, only being taught knowledge and skills that pertain to that job. And if you don't like the job, too bad. You need to do it until you die.

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#83

"No One Says Today Is 14th Of March..."

"No One Says Today Is 14th Of March..."

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ThatGuv
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This American: "no one says today is 14th of march..." Also this American: "Happy 4th of July!"

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#84

"Celsius Is For Water. Fahrenheit Is For Humans. I Am A Human Not A Water." On A Meme About Americans Not Understanding Celsius

"Celsius Is For Water. Fahrenheit Is For Humans. I Am A Human Not A Water." On A Meme About Americans Not Understanding Celsius

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#85

"China Bombed Pearl Harbor"

"China Bombed Pearl Harbor"

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Wendy Heath
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are stupid, Japan bombed Pearl Harbour. How can you go through life not knowing your own history?

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#86

If You Don’t Like It We’ll Just Nuke You

If You Don’t Like It We’ll Just Nuke You

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iffypedia
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they think they are the only ones with nukes and the only ones with assured mutual destruction

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#87

"Why Does China Have Almost No Culture Compared To The USA?"

"Why Does China Have Almost No Culture Compared To The USA?"

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PandaGoPanda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Counting on fingers: ceramics, literature, art, cuisines, medicine, architecture ... versus ... hamburgers?

Susie Elle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay you have to have been actively not paying attention in school if you think China has no culture

Laura Mende (Human)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is the difference between a jar of yoghurt and the USA? The yoghurt has a culture! 🤣🤣🤣

Brian Bennett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Culture is a way of life in China! There is no culture in America. Culture has two different meanings BIMBO!

ZAPanda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Er... so a civilisation that is like 5000 years old vs one that is like 246 years old. HMMM. surrrre

Jason
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

China: Philosophy, Confucius! Art, Song Emperor Huizong! Medicine: Hua To! Literature: Sima Qian! History: 422 Emperors! USA: MCDONALDS

Eithne Griffiths
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's the difference between the americans and a bowl of yogurt?.....A bowl of yogurt has it's own culture. Da Daa

Bubbles
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excuse me? Let me see, we have 54 different minorities, traditional medicine, multiple ancient philosophers, a bunch of ancient poems, a ton of history...

Hans YAN
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bruh our country has thousands more years of history than yours.

Ryan Deschanel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because Mao decided to destroy everything (buildings, tombs, pieces of art, furniture) and to kill whoever was too cultured in order to erase culture and history so Imperial China would never rise back. That's the reason they have been building everything back and buying Chinese artifacts abroad ever since. They protect the few remains of their glorious past.

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#88

I Would Have Guessed One Of The Superbowls

I Would Have Guessed One Of The Superbowls

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Monika Rhodes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Surprise, the world doesn't revolve around usa and there are more people elsewhere than just in usa, shocker

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#89

We Are The Only Country In The World...

We Are The Only Country In The World...

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#90

“Here In The States We Have Tight Controls On Harmful Food Additives. I Feel Fortunate To Cal This Place Home”

“Here In The States We Have Tight Controls On Harmful Food Additives. I Feel Fortunate To Cal This Place Home”

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#91

“Universal Healthcare” I.e. You Can Only Get Very Basic Operations And Checkups Done By Subpar Doctors

“Universal Healthcare” I.e. You Can Only Get Very Basic Operations And Checkups Done By Subpar Doctors

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Ember
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t know if I should laugh or cry.....these people are so delusional

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#92

Extreme Restrictions On Free Speech

Extreme Restrictions On Free Speech

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Joey Marlin
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of us are in European countries with Full Democracies and not like the US which is a Flawed Democracy. Look up the Democracy Index. Not all of course (sorry to those European countries which are also not Full Democracies).

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#93

"The Rest Of The World Put Together Isn't Half As Important As Us"

"The Rest Of The World Put Together Isn't Half As Important As Us"

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#94

"In Europe They Don't Have Water Sometimes"

"In Europe They Don't Have Water Sometimes"

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#95

"Americans Don't Have Accents, Everyone Else Does"

"Americans Don't Have Accents, Everyone Else Does"

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#97

''i'm A 4th Generation Italian(-American). I'm Pretty Damn Sure I Can Call Myself Italian''

''i'm A 4th Generation Italian(-American). I'm Pretty Damn Sure I Can Call Myself Italian''

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#98

American Reaction To A Job Posting With A Translation To Spanish

American Reaction To A Job Posting With A Translation To Spanish

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#99

A Foreigner Is Blissfully Ignorant Of How Inferior Their Land Is

A Foreigner Is Blissfully Ignorant Of How Inferior Their Land Is

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#100

"Treated Like A Celebrity Overseas If You’re American"

"Treated Like A Celebrity Overseas If You’re American"

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#102

[in France] "Everything En France'. Nothing In English"

[in France] "Everything En France'. Nothing In English"

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PandaGoPanda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And this is written by someone who clearly has very poor English skills themselves. The irony.

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#103

"The Only Healthcare System With A Sliver Of Freedom..."

"The Only Healthcare System With A Sliver Of Freedom..."

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#104

"So How Come Not In Korea??"

"So How Come Not In Korea??"

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#106

"Can You Beat US In War?"

"Can You Beat US In War?"

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Ray Martin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here's a quiz for all the Americans who think like this: Name a war that the U.S fought and actually won all by itself. Here's a clue - it wasn't WW1, WW2, Korea, Vietnam, Iraq (either time), Libya, or Afghanistan.

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#108

“There’s No Excuse For Poverty In America”

“There’s No Excuse For Poverty In America”

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Some Cool Guy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And now that people are actually going and getting better jobs its like "wait what about my burger?"

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#109

Republicans

Republicans

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ZAPanda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As vile as the Tories are, they're not nearly as stupid as the republicans. I mean Boris comes close, but even he isn't as thick as Marjorie.

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#110

My Italian Side I Have No Patience And My Irish Side Is Wild And Likes To Party

My Italian Side I Have No Patience And My Irish Side Is Wild And Likes To Party

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Demi Zwaan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do these people really believe what they say? Because that would be very scary.

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#111

Medicare For All Is Medicare For None

Medicare For All Is Medicare For None

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Random Anon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes we can't have that. We need the American way. Everyone is miserable except for the 1% living in luxury.

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#112

Southern Borders

Southern Borders

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#114

On Pages

On Pages

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#115

“You Realize Without The US There Would Be No "Rest Of The World " So In Short We Invented Metric Also” - Comment On A Tiktok About The Metric System

“You Realize Without The US There Would Be No "Rest Of The World " So In Short We Invented Metric Also” - Comment On A Tiktok About The Metric System

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#116

"How Much Should Descendants Of 360,000 Union Soldiers Who Died To Freed Slaves, Be Paid By The Descendants Of The Slaves They Freed?"

"How Much Should Descendants Of 360,000 Union Soldiers Who Died To Freed Slaves, Be Paid By The Descendants Of The Slaves They Freed?"

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#117

The US Is Hated Because It's The Most Powerful And Influential Nation

The US Is Hated Because It's The Most Powerful And Influential Nation

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#118

The World (The USA)

The World (The USA)

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#119

Actually The Us Didn't Lose The Vietnam War

Actually The Us Didn't Lose The Vietnam War

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Demi Zwaan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course. Quit at your peak. Pull out when you're about to win. Makes sense. To Americans, at least :D

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#120

"You Have To Bag Your Own Groceries Like A Slave"- I'm Sorry If This Was Posted Before But I Couldn't Find Anything Similar To My Post On This Subreddit

"You Have To Bag Your Own Groceries Like A Slave"- I'm Sorry If This Was Posted Before But I Couldn't Find Anything Similar To My Post On This Subreddit

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Joey Marlin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Nickel and dime people' ?? I assume they mean charge people small sums for small items?? Never had to pay to use a loo in a restaurant, that tends to be public toilets and I know it's a strange concept but it pays for them to be cleaned and maintained and not to stop, (lol seriously???) gypsies from falling asleep in them! 😕😖 Can't comment on McDonalds as I don't eat in them or get takeaways. Not criticising, just that type of fast food is not my preference ever.

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#121

"Just Say 5pm Like A Normal Person"

"Just Say 5pm Like A Normal Person"

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#122

2% Swedish

2% Swedish

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Stephanie Did It
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Since humans share 60% of our DNA with bananas, I like to keep up with my fellow fruits

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#123

Incredibly Unique. No Change In Language Or Even Accent

Incredibly Unique. No Change In Language Or Even Accent

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Demi Zwaan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, there might be a change in accent, but the language will pretty much be the same, so they're not really wrong. Here in Europe you don't have to travel that far to reach another country with a completely different language.

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#124

Honoring Fallen Soldiers With An Empty Parking Spot

Honoring Fallen Soldiers With An Empty Parking Spot

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Joey Marlin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get a lot of ghosts at Lowe's? Joking aside what a useless gesture.

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#125

“We Americans Avoid Mexico For A Reason”

“We Americans Avoid Mexico For A Reason”

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ZAPanda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

er you don't avoid mexico, you f**k it up by turning it into a drug and immigrant supplier with your terrible foreign policies.

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#126

We Pay Our Military To Be The World Police ... Y’all Would Be Posting In German Otherwise

We Pay Our Military To Be The World Police ... Y’all Would Be Posting In German Otherwise

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#127

Enjoy Your “Football” England…

Enjoy Your “Football” England…

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ADHORTATOR
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Enjoy your "freedom"...if France didn't save your ass you would be still a british colony :-)

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#128

Pretty Good Education Systems

Pretty Good Education Systems

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PandaGoPanda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been reading/showing some of the easier-to-understand quotes to the kids. Seven year old daughter just pointed out it should say "countries" and "pretty well". No, we're not American, why do you ask?

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#130

Chicago Puts Every Major European City To Shame

Chicago Puts Every Major European City To Shame

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#131

“1776 Gave US The Right To Call Soccer Soccer”

“1776 Gave US The Right To Call Soccer Soccer”

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#132

Admiration

Admiration

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#133

Dont Like America? Feel Free To Leave And Remove Your Account

Dont Like America? Feel Free To Leave And Remove Your Account

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#134

"The Difference Between Countries Of Europe And The States Of America Is That They Hate Each Other Slightly More"

"The Difference Between Countries Of Europe And The States Of America Is That They Hate Each Other Slightly More"

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J. F.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hate is a strong word, it's more a profesional rivalry between friends

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