My cats, every time.

Thumbs up for the Simpson’s reference.

Awww! The CACTUS HEDGEHOG!!!!!

‘Definitely NOT stolen items’ 😅

Love finds a way.

Secret to happiness: always take in the really good stuff

cat with your nose so bright won't you glide my sleigh tonight

Dogs be like

Calvin and Hobbes vibes

snowman:¨please kill me¨

Truth

Yes. Who doesn't love banana bread?

The difference between dogs and cats

Correction: I bought you what (to me) is food to say thank you for being nice (And actually I’m a both person I like cats and dogs)

I've heard that cats so this because they never see their humans hunt, so they think they need to feed you. :p

*slowly backing off*

Well, the real reason cats give you dead mice is this. They're trying to feed you since they think you're a terrible hunter. Which you are.

Dogs: here, you can have my favorite toy because i love you Cats: here, you can have a dead body of the thing i just killed over there because i love you... I think it's still warm too

Gotta love 'em!

Scary pussy

GET HIM NEW STRING

<3 u r a-moose-ing... ill leave

the sign in the back: "South Harrion Institute of technology, bachelor's in blowing sh*t up with my mind" LOL

Ah yes, I have several of these types of toy. They go into the closet at night for this very reason XD

And there's the downside.

Such an abusive situation. I’m glad the cats were able to call the authorities /s

I think my mattress beats me up every night 😢

on the sign: it says name: ted. weight: chonk. prognosis: that ways not a snack.

Ooh nice catch.

Junk offloaded from parents :-D

Not anymore

The frog is always greener on the other side of the pond.

✨festive chaos✨

I always knew...

what the... THAT'S NOT A CAT...

yay!! you saved us!

There is no such thing as a fat cat. It’s simply a chubby fluff of more to love :) (According to Garfield btw, but I think chubby cats should exercise more)

I remember when we got a puppy and it ate my homework. I went to school and explained, got laughed at, and many years later realised it was a common excuse. Fine, except it really happened. Ugh, school was the worst.

😂😂😂😂

i love this its a news channel but cats :)

Cats, little people with fur and fangs.

me when your mom /j

Trailers have too much info...

The cats under the table😂

The level of corn in this dairy farm...

That is relatable and happened to me at a dealership. Only I was alone and the salespeople ignored me, and flocked to men who arrived after I did. I went into a managers office and told him about it, then left and bought my new car from a different dealership. I sent the misogynistic dealer owners a card telling them about how well I was treated by their competitor.