Only *one* dead guy? In Brooklyn?

Jedi level reached

I feel this!

Haha!

Despite what they taught us at school, boxes have a fixed volume but clutter does not.

Listen to your cat as they always know what's best

... and a small space for the plot, in case you get distracted?

My ex always made me order first because he knew he would be finishing my meal.

Communication is important, people

Do not rely on the politeness of cats

Wrong armour…

Ok I did laugh

It's always a toss-up - is it worth hanging this out? I usually end up putting most things in the dryer and only hanging out the things that can't go in the dryer

"They came to compete"

Just set one time and let it repeat 3 times!

But, does the panic cause the wakefulness, or (as the graph suggests) does being awake at 0400 cause panic?

Millenials are really heading down that road towards "In*my* day we had to walk to school in blizzards, uphill both ways"

60s: it's too bloody noisy to hear yourself think

United States next four years...

But be careful, those pelicans have really good lawyers !

Just, don't blink

Come to think of it, he doesn't have much of a neck, either

Next week - how to get the wine to apppreciate you

I think socks invented country dancing

Unfortunately, Sisyphus didn't have SatNav

Every child ever

Is that the people talking about the thingummyjig, or the device describing its 'owners'?

Thus proving that you *can* have too much of a good thing

There are better phones, but they're not advertised

Autistic thought processs

When the dump takes a dump

This is why the pencils are at the back of the store

Oui C'est ne pas un venn. Edit: please excuse my bad French I'm a learner.

Sure, why not