Breaking news.

I’m pretty sure that’s acrylic.

That mug looks steaming mad.

It was a clean performance through the first 8 bars.

They're just spooning.

Well, he did ask for seconds.

If there was a second one, it would be 2 tired.

Can you stream a video?

Hey - no hitting below the belt!

My mom needs 6 of these each morning-

Mind your own business!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slaps him in the face with the sign and runs off laughing evilly with the sign in my hand*

dogwood tree

Straight - but clearly not narrow.

ever hear the legend of the half-man-half-goat? no one knows the way hes/shes/their split but if its down the middle he'll/she'll/they'll need these.

Would you Bissau kind as to not eat me?

I WILL DRINK IT ANYWAYS

Oh wait lettuce go out and grab a bite of food

Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing

“Please close the refrigerator door! I’m Dressing!”

That’s much better than furniture stripping!

How fortunate that I happen to live in Big Foot country!

And yet I’m a late riser...

Not to the English

I’ll catch up with you later

Never a dull moment at parties

You could use it to make a beehive hairstyle.

i dont call i text

They're happy because they are no longer in that crowded pill bottle with 28 others.

Title of the book: "Sink or Swim."

Not sure if Andrew Jackson or Queen Elizabeth II lol

Definitely a sign of the time.

He's in a Jam.