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If You Like Dad Jokes, Shower Thoughts, And Silly Humor, You’ll Probably Like My 32 New Illustrations
After the success of my last lot of Gerald comics on Bored Panda, I'm pleased to share some new comics with you all. I hope you enjoy them.
And if by chance you've missed the previous iterations, here's links to the first and the second issue on Bored Panda.
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#1
Careful What You Wish For
Final score:
136points
Ciara Meeks 5 years ago
He wished for bigger private parts and instead the wrong c**k got bigger.
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FireStone Beware 5 years ago
is it a problem im not even 15 yet and from the first panel I knew what was gonna happen
AnInrovert 5 years ago
I think he wished for a ‘big chick’ but it might be something else...... i’m not sure.
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#2
Church
Final score:
96points
Jane Alexander 5 years ago
"Make a joyful noise unto the lord..." I guess they think that's what they're doing. Meh!
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Dónal Ó Murchadha 5 years ago
Actually there are 66 books in the bible between the old and new testament.
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#3
Mushrooms
Final score:
91points
Billy The Kid 5 years ago
wanna get high. wanna get high. ( the good old Cheech and Chong movies)
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Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 5 years ago
Uhm, nope. Those are both whitecaps. They won't kill you, or make you high. Would have been better to pick two mushrooms that had similar but not identical appearances, rather than just drawing a bunch of whitecaps.
#4
Moon
Final score:
90points
Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
You're sense of humor is refreshing!. I told my son I needed to watch my shape. He said "Mom, round is a shape." hehe
#5
Asteroid
Final score:
86points
Scagsy 5 years ago
It's missing the Earth and all you can read is "Fu.............."
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Context
Final score:
86points
Hans 5 years ago
Today's society in a nutshell. Hardly anyone would notice a starving child lying in front of the billboard, though.
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#7
Shark Weak
Final score:
78points
Billy The Kid 5 years ago
A man was at sea shouting "help help shark". I shouted back "the shark aint going to help you"! (sorry couldnt resist)
#8
Bird Apartment
Final score:
73points
#9
Jellyfish
Final score:
69points
#10
Eels
Final score:
67points
Stephanie Did It 5 years ago
Back in my day, Sonny, we had to rub our eels together to charge them
Phunny Philosopher 5 years ago
Ummmm...... Did anyone else's mind just go there?
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Vitamins
Final score:
61points
Phunny Philosopher 5 years ago
Ugh here is another one I don't understand. Will someone 'splain it to me please?
#12
Landscape
Final score:
56points
kurisutofu 5 years ago
Because he's fat so the painter needs more horizontal space to paint.
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All Bark No Bite
Final score:
50points
#14
Intensive Care Bear
Final score:
50points
#15
Brits
Final score:
49points
Billy The Kid 5 years ago
us Brits never complain unless its the weather When it shines its too hot when its rain its too cold.
SomeNorthernLass 5 years ago
There's something about our weather though, don't you think. It's a gross and different kind of heat. Clammy and nasty.
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#16
Igloo
Final score:
48points
#17
Hitchhiking
Final score:
43points
#19
Eat S***
Final score:
42points
#20
Girls Gone Wild
Final score:
42points
Hannah M 5 years ago
Why is she eating a hand? Is that a hand she's eating? I think it's a hand. Whose hand is it? Where did the hand come from？
Billy The Kid 5 years ago (edited)
no its not a hand its an arm but its all armless fun
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AnInrovert 5 years ago
Why are their legs hairy? Does leg hairs mean a girls is wild? Ummm... that’s not wild. Eating a hand is wild, not not shaving your legs!
clever username 5 years ago
the one who shaved off all her hair is the smart one.... except for the earrings
Popcorn Colonel 5 years ago
If women did not shave that is what our legs would look like.
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#21
Upstairs Neighbours
Final score:
39points
Sonder Along 5 years ago
So I’m not the only one who thinks my upstairs neighbors are always bowling.
#22
Bell
Final score:
37points
#23
Just Visiting
Final score:
37points
Michelle Meh Glee 5 years ago
There is a "just visiting" space on the board on a "jail" space. You can land in jail in a few different ways, or you can be "just visiting"
Phunny Philosopher 5 years ago
Ah! It makes much more sense now. Thank you
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#24
Deja Vu
Final score:
34points
#25
Horse Skates
Final score:
34points
Kerrigan Stemke 4 years ago
i will buy the horse for $10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 now...............to get the money
#26
Zoo Animals
Final score:
32points
Titas Burinskas 5 years ago
What's their crime? The only legitimate answer is illegal amounts of cuteness. Zoos are as sad as prisons, in any case.
clever username 5 years ago
that is not fair to the zoos who work really hard to make it as nice for the animals as they can and some animals are injured and would not have survived in the wild
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#27
Face Coverings
Final score:
31points
#28
Diagram
Final score:
29points
#29
Discount Codes
Final score:
29points
#30
Every Time At The Checkout
Final score:
22points
Roe Rainrunner 5 years ago
Absolut standard in some countries. You learn to be as fast as the cashier is 8-)
Bob Belcher 5 years ago
Oh absolutely. I also organize where I put stuff in my cart and then load it onto the conveyer belt that why. This way all my cold items stay together, all the chemicals and house products stay together and so forth. It also makes putting stuff away go a lot quicker.
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them self service checkouts are annoying. everything has to be on the tiny bagging area and balanced
#31
Modern Art
Final score:
21points
Billy The Kid 5 years ago
just had my phone screen fixed. so bleeding expensive i screened the house down!
Savannah 5 years ago
switch to verizon, i have it, when i set my phone screen down on a table that had a rock on it and literally shattered it, glass was coming off, they got it fixed for $37, the place rescheduled a few times and we had to wait a while, but that was only bc 6s+'s are hard to get parts for
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Tgif
Final score:
15points
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