Hey Pandas, If You Were In A Zombie Apocalypse And Your Username Became Who You Are, How Would It Go? (Closed)

Let us know the outcome of your username against the zombie apocalypse.

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Mmmm...Ancient cosmic terror? Devourer of worlds? Yep, think I' ll do OK...

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K- THULU

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Duckbadger 1 year ago

You ARE the apocalypse!

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Id be a mouse and i think zombies only eat humans so they probably wouldn’t notice me?

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Goth Mouse (he/they)

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moonlight 1 year ago

nice!

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I have the word "Live" in my username. I think I'll be okay!

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CallaghanLive

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I am The Mom. I would like to think that I would teach others how to survive. I would also worry worry worry about my own children as two of them live two states away. One lives a few blocks over so I wouldn't worry as much about him.

OR I would turn into a helicopter mom which I absolutely hate.

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The Mom

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...? what would i even be tho

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BubbaLouie

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moonlight 1 year ago

a bubble?

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I HATH RULE ALL THE LIZARDS!!!!!!! BWAHAHAH!!!!!

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Lizard Queen

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I could light them on fire or freeze them in place 🔥🧊

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Pyradox

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It's safe to say... I would be fine... Zombies want brains XD

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Pigeon

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İ think as James Hetfield İ would seek & destroy just about everything

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Papa Het

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Bored Retsuko 1 year ago

You'd tell them to come crawling faster!

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#10

Username is “Penny Tent” for context

Three possibilities:

1. I become a non-sentient (or maybe sentient ?) tent made of pennies.

2. I become a non-sentient (or maybe sentient?) tent filled with pennies.

Or

3. I turn into my pfp (with my online persona, which is just my regular personality but a lot more out there and stuff)

Whatever happens I hope I’m either a non sentient tent, or basically myself but better looking.

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Penny Tent (she/her)

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crowspectre (he/they) 1 year ago

If I became my pfp the zombies wouldn't stand a chance against the Neon Yellow Fall Guy. So I'll be fine either way

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#11

Lilylynx? I would probably be a lynx made out of lilies :D the zombies probably don't attack walking flowers I guess so I would be fine

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Someone?

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#12

i would be a group leader, we be chill and if we have time, play videogames and call it training. but since i am a moonlight deity, i would be WWAAAAAAYY to OP soooo...

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⊑⍜⌿⟒

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#13

Everyone would forget about me, I would have to fight for myself, and I would then be killed off because there would be no way that I could fight the zombies alone.

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The Forgotten Loser

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Lil Potato 1 year ago

We will always remember you! <3

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#14

Squidiotcats....
I'd probably ignore it tbh

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Squidiotcats

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#15

So either Mr. Utterson from Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde,Mr . Hyde himself, or literally hide and seek . This could be....interesting I'm either dead ,double dead ,or a cryptid.

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Hyde and Seek

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#16

Hmmm a bored potato? I would probably get eaten by humans or zombies. I wouldn't fare well at all

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Justaboredpotato

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Lizard Queen 1 year ago

idk I mean but do either sides have things against bored potatos?

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#17

Bubblegum Witch…
I would be a sorceress and heal people to make them human again, and kill some zombies with my magical bubblegum 😁

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Bubblegum Witch

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#18

I wouldn't really become anything other than myself, but people say it'll all work out if you just be yourself so I'm fine I guess (???)

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Jaiden

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#19

A black girl. Black girl magic!!!!!!!!!!!!🦹🏽‍♀️🦹🏽‍♀️🦹🏽‍♀️🦹🏽‍♀️

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Some black giirrrrllll

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#20

I would have one arm 😄

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MrLefty303

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#21

Crow spectre. Hm. As the ghost of an incredibly intelligent corvid I think I'd be fine

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crowspectre (half banned rn)

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#22

nope i’m getting mabel to perform a three-part harmony

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waddles (they/them)

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#23

I guess Retsuko would no longer be bored!

Also maybe I'd scare them all off... with my RAGE!!!!!!!!! 💀

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Bored Retsuko

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#24

Hmm, Unproductive Pamda? Great; I’m screwed

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Unproductive Panda #3

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#25

I think zombies eat brains, not potatoes, so I'd be fine. But from the starving humans... not so much.

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Lil Potato IS BACK!!!!

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Monster hunter greatsword ️ 1 year ago

I’ll protect you

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#26

Hmm… everything random. This could go either really well or really bad.

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EverythingRandom

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crowspectre (he/they) 1 year ago

Yeah you could either be a slightly damaged table leg or Hercules himself

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#27

ill literally be myself so ill look over the horde of zombie surrounding my house and oh who am i kidding im the guy you gets bitten immediatly because fo their stupidity

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Henry Russell

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#28

Crunchy Swiffer Wetjet - I'd be used to knock out zombies, which is actually pretty cool

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Crunchy Swiffer Wetjet

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#29

I’m a potato, so I’d prolly be safe from zombies, but people might eat me…

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A Random Potato

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#30

I’m a potato, so I’d prolly be safe from zombies, but people might eat me…

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A Random Potato

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A Random Potato (Submission author) 1 year ago

Sorry, I didn’t realize this posted twice

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#31

Well, one possibility is that I would just be a grumpy tree frog chilling while the world was destroyed, or if it was my profile picture, I would be a grumpy dragon chilling and occasionally strangling zombies with plants or melting them with venom

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Grudge-holding Treefrog

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#32

I can fly and swim in the sea so I'd be perfectly fine.

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Black Pearl

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moonlight 1 year ago

tru

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#33

I’d probably kill a few but then get turned. Then get my head chopped off and be a talking head. Then a me from another universe will take me along in his adventures like in the comics.

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