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About a year ago, I posted a series of illustrations imagining what some foods or inanimate objects would say if they could talk and interact with each other. It was such a fun project that I kept creating more and more throughout the year.
Here are some of my new favorites!
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#1
Draw 4
Final score:
202points
Lizzie the Crayon 6 years ago
Yiu have UNO chance to keep a friendship. Dang it, Norman, you just lost Johnny.
Calypso poet 6 years ago
My husband and I used to play this all the time whe we were dating. We turned it into a drinking game. He actually proposed in the middle of a game. I laughed at him because we were drunk.
Roger Haywood 6 years ago
My reaction when dealt this card (No matter who it is. Girlfriend, Mother Grandma etc): Oh you total bastard!
Night Owl 6 years ago (edited)
Me too. One of the simplest and most fast paced card games. I really enjoyed it. And that card is evil (unless I have it too)
Load More Replies... Isabel Care 6 years ago
My mum cheats at Uno by leaving her thumb on the card she's just put down whilst she thinks about whether or not she can shout "Uno". 20 seconds is a long time to do this and she doesn't lift her digit before starting to shout. FOUL
Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
my dad does something similar. He used to put his last two cards together so it looked like one. then if someone noticed and yelled "uno" for him, hed show that there were two cards and youd have to draw 4
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#2
Mind Blown
Final score:
184points
#3
Identity Crisis
Final score:
183points
Lewis Jones 6 years ago
brilliant , you have me wondering this comes from. We all do it to our rugrats, but how did it start?
Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
The Wright Brothers' father used to do it to them when they were kids. Where do you think they got the idea from?
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More than often, I find inspiration in food and objects that surround us in our everyday lives.
I wonder what it would be like if they had a voice of their own. What would they say and how would they interact with each other?
#4
Travels
Final score:
181points
diane a 6 years ago (edited)
And mostly just get to see my owner pulling weird shapes with her mouth,
Roger Haywood 6 years ago
I never take my phone into the restrooms. I have a fear of dropping my phone down the bog.
#5
Sex Symbols
Final score:
171points
Jonahs Mrs 6 years ago
Would love this as picture that could be framed, actually there's quite a few I would have displayed in my house Super cool,love the style and am a teeny bit jeleous that you have this amazing talent bc i imagine stuff like this all the time but can draw a stick man or if I really concentrate I can do a stick man with a skirt on lol
Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
Don't search for Lemon Party, whatever you do. You have been warned.
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#6
Afterlife
Final score:
169points
FatBaby 6 years ago
No, you become tunnels for people to stick their face into so they can take pics and act like their a moon
My real name is Teo Zirinis, better known as Handsoffmydinosaur! I am an Athens-based freelance illustrator and graphic designer, whose passion is finding the happy, amusing side of things. I get the ideas for my funny drawings in everyday topics, such as food, books, and life in general.
#7
Ouch
Final score:
159points
#8
Aloe, Vera?
Final score:
154points
SirPatTheCat 6 years ago
Aloe veras you will not be able hear each other unless the sting is tight!!!
Food has always been a strong source of inspiration for my illustrations, but the food-pun series really kicked off a couple of years ago. It started as a hobby but for the past three years I've been lucky enough to be able to turn it into a full-time job.
I daydream a lot, so most of the time it's just seeing or thinking of a type of food and imagining funny/silly scenarios in my head, I write most of them down and try to find the punchline that works best.
#9
Answers
Final score:
153points
Dani 6 years ago
I once a got a fortune cookie and all that was in it was an advertisement :(
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#10
Contortionists
Final score:
136points
Carson Lujan 6 years ago
It’s two dimensional, one dimensional is just a line
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Hobbit Girly 6 years ago
I used to be able to fold myself in half backwards, those were the days.
Although, I would prefer not to give much away yet, I've been working on a couple of fun series that I will hopefully be able to share soon!
#11
Dressing Up
Final score:
130points
Lizzie the Crayon 6 years ago
No offense, I can NOT do ranch, lol. Its all in the Italian dressing,,maybe sometimes Cesar. Green Godess is good,,too.
#12
So Cheesy
Final score:
120points
#13
Tired Moon
Final score:
119points
tuzdayschild 6 years ago
No telling what he was doing up all night. He has a dark side you know.
Paul K. Johnson 6 years ago
He's only fully awake one day a month. He goes through life mostly half-asleep.
#14
Backup
Final score:
112points
Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion a day keeps everybody away. :D
#15
Wrong Dip
Final score:
110points
BoredHuman 6 years ago
I totally did this. I was eating sushi and I full on thought it was avocado. I almost died.
Hidden Memes 6 years ago
That's not Guac, but Wasabi, but more than likely it's just Horseradish with food dye.
Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago
When I was growing up my brother and I loved to go out for sushi so we could do the "Wasabi Rush." Sheer hell to experience, but we felt so damned good afterwards.
Liz Sahlin Johansson 6 years ago
Been there, done that... well not BATHING in it but thinking it was something else... 🥴
#16
Lightweight
Final score:
97points
#17
Plain Pizza
Final score:
96points
#18
Curly Surfer
Final score:
93points
#19
Star
Final score:
92points
#20
Horror D'oeuvres
Final score:
90points
Randomcthulu 6 years ago
My mom will can them h**e-de-vores because we're a bunch of dorks with goofy senses of humor
#21
A Batter Place
Final score:
88points
Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago
Especially if those rings are from The Varsity in Atlanta. Best onion rings on the planet!
Lizzie the Crayon 6 years ago
Oh yes. I took a trip visiting some friends there. We went and I forced them,to go back 5 more times, and we only stayed with them for 2 days before,visiting another friend. One time a kid a a milkshake and tripped on the step, his milkshake flew up, and he was still laying on the ground,,and CAUGHT it, no spill! (*Harry Potter come on out!!!)
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#22
Cashewal
Final score:
82points
#23
Cheat Day
Final score:
80points
Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
his face sasy "when you have a test and the only question you can fill in is your name"
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diane a 6 years ago
But the broccoli doesnt have a knife - and the burger and chips are cheating
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Injured Donut
Final score:
65points
Lizzie the Crayon 6 years ago
Oh jeez, thats a HOLE lot of blood. This situation is as sticky as JELLY, it almost looks like youre GLAZED in it! DONUT look!!!
#25
The Bribe
Final score:
62points
Amanda Hollingsworth 6 years ago
The cookie isn't on the list but they're allowing it bc, well, it's a cookie.
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Lenah Hedéen 6 years ago
My guess is that when you're out doing your shopping, somehow cookies end up in the cart. Even when it's not in your list! Maybe a bribe? 😝
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
The person was trying to shop healthy, but then the cookie bribed the shopping list so he could get into the basket too.
Liz Sahlin Johansson 6 years ago
Corruption everywhere... is it an Italian cookie perhaps?
Load More Replies... tuzdayschild 6 years ago
I think it's about how very little time we have on this earth so we better seize every moment. Or that cookies taste good.
rhyan lumilay 6 years ago
I think that after buying so much healthy food, you cheated and place a cookie just to say your not on a diet?
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diane a 6 years ago (edited)
Love these - seems to be mostly about food though.- loved the mobile phone one.
HandsOffMyDinosaur (Post author) 6 years ago
Thank you! I'm happy you do! Haha you're right, looks like I can't stop thinking about food!
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HandsOffMyDinosaur (Post author) 6 years ago
I'm very happy you like them! I definitely will!
Load More Replies... Lizzie the Crayon 6 years ago (edited)
The puns, the cuteness, the art, the wholesomeness, the colour, this is cool! Can't wait for more! And, I'll make sure not to touch your dinosaur, lol. Nice work! Edit: I'm getting a bit hungry now, lol.
Lizzie the Crayon 6 years ago
Eevee, do you love 3.14159265358979323?! Lol
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diane a 6 years ago (edited)
Love these - seems to be mostly about food though.- loved the mobile phone one.
HandsOffMyDinosaur (Post author) 6 years ago
Thank you! I'm happy you do! Haha you're right, looks like I can't stop thinking about food!
Load More Replies... HandsOffMyDinosaur (Post author) 6 years ago
I'm very happy you like them! I definitely will!
Load More Replies... Lizzie the Crayon 6 years ago (edited)
The puns, the cuteness, the art, the wholesomeness, the colour, this is cool! Can't wait for more! And, I'll make sure not to touch your dinosaur, lol. Nice work! Edit: I'm getting a bit hungry now, lol.
Lizzie the Crayon 6 years ago
Eevee, do you love 3.14159265358979323?! Lol
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