I thought that once too....

This one was hi-LARIOUS!

This is actually pretty genius

Very noble of you.

I read it in his voice.

"I must have bought a thousand tickets toniiiiiiiiiiight, and I'm not, sorry, cuz I bought every one"

Who would not?

Yes! Some heroes don't wear capes!

That seems like a really good business model! I smell a kick starter here.

I want to do that!

That's just creative.

How are you going to buy a ranch and hire homeless people if you gave all your money away??

Yesssss

Everyone has this one unique dream...

We all want a re-vote. Well, 51% of us.

I would go there EVERY DAY.

I LOVE this!!!

BoredPanda can learn from this...

Joke is on you if she turns out to be a lesbian ;)

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Also a monocle

Me too, me too 😭

That should be easy since he went bankrupt and sold all his stuff in the 90s lol

that's not nice :-)

You won't be able to tell the trump from the cheeto!

I wish. In my state, it's public record. No choice. But, with that kind of money it wouldn't matter, because I'd just disappear with it. >:)

I like it!

Make sure to share the stash, I have 2 cats.

And the new viral trend. Wait, that was 3 years(?) ago.

That's it, you have understood the goal

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If he is not doing it because he needs to, funding him some new work equipment should do the trick!

I feel like, you could just smell them, oatmeal is a lot diff than choc chip.

We all would.

Lol, I don't know why if to laugh or cry.

Ah, the Empire: creating new communities and new jobs.

Ahhh you could buy that little kid some gold fish.

There's a new solar system that has 3 (most likely) habitable planets, so...you have choices.

Haha, smart. "I don't play"....sure

.. I feel like this guy just needs a go fund me. I'll help you buy your goldfish

HAHAHAHAHA!

Nice, really nice, lush green grass are for people who are lazy and mean.

Beautiful thought

That's what the Queen of England does with her 40 corgis I bet

Sadly, this is the kind of person who'd probably win.

Simple, emmigrate

YES! I love this.

Don't see why not

I mean, you would be after they went to the hobby farm.

Yup, me too (my neighbors are creepy)

Oh my god yes.

LOLOL

well, it would be better than hiring an ill in house chef.

I don't understand why this was downvoted. It's beautiful to think of others

Oh for Pete sake haven't you heard about seedless watermelon?

LMAO. Touche!

I gather your not keen on college? by now you will have finished then won the lottery.

Oh yes!