Ahahah I feel this one

I believe the correct answer, after much calculation and deliberation, is “equilateral triangle”

Combustible lemons to burn your house down.

It’s full of only sour candy

*winces sympathetically*

"No worries," they said. "It'll be fine," they said.

i mean i would still swing on this...

2020: All that and a bag of chips

This would definitely reduce your belly fat.

Pretty much.

but what's it say?

Reminds me of the line from Dodgeball - “you’re about as useful as a c**k flavoured lollipop”

Their expressions say it all. They are SO OVER 2020, just like the rest of us!

I had an aneurysm trying to figure this out

Just no explanation necessary lmfao

The 'come join us' looks so damn ominous XD

Who smells this candle and is like “*whiff* mmmh smells so much just like my last f*ck”

That's... that's... all kinds of evil combined

this bathroom confuses me....

Bill swift here with flex tape

Your dog...has no...tail.

Where can I get one of these!??

why is there a goat wearing a thong

I'm pretty sure they didn't say "You're Fired".

omg I want one

just so confusing... and long...

At least we all get some sick foam beards.

owch

Mmmmmm. Crunchy.

im scared..

Me tho

i've got a better one Nacionalni...8a7339.jpg

That's a dryer.

Ok that’s funny but how does this happen?!

Lmao 2020 is just a bunch of shittles

Ouch I was on a dive team once and hit my head on the board and still have the scar that was 6 years ago that I hit my head. Diving boards are no joke

haha I did had one like this

Try white American melted on Doritos. Awesome.

That’s a well carved turkey

Get ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence, my pointillist droogs...

ok, but I would totally walk on that

IQ test?

a car falling off a cliff would have been more accurate

*next

this is how 2020's left my emotional wellbeing....

Cheese in a spray can... one could say canembert.

I've grown several pineapple plants from tops: Cut the fruit halfway down, then slowly pull the rest of the fruit off the baby plant. Gently pull off about an inch of the lower leaves in a circular pattern, and place baby plant into a small glass of water with a pinch of plant food. Wait until it sprouts roots, changing water and food every few days. Keep out of direct sun. When roots are several inches long, plant the young plant into citrus/cactus potting soil and keep in direct sunlight. Water as the top inch of the soil dries out, and keep well drained.

more like water in a vodka bottle when you are expecting vodka

I had a traffic light do this a few weeks ago. It was scary AF. I would have taken a picture, but I was driving.