I think 5 leaves of cabbage is being a bit generous.

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Pretty pathetic trying to flex you 'brought' your own house at nineteen...and the receipts show you didn't!

Unexpected but welcome side effects.

He didn't read all his own books though.

These are the people we complain about when complaining about the US, not the normal people living there. Maybe clarifying that can prevent a huge us vs Europe fight here.

Difficult to know though. BTW, I hope it was Soundwave, he's he most annoying transformer ever. ;)

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Conservatives: don't send aide to other countries when it could be spent here at home. Bill for free school lunches pass. Conservatives: no not like that. *eye rolled to death*

Nuh uh, it's a TECH BRO subway! Like the tech bro that was excited about his start up lending physical media to people and everyone told him about libraries and he got so so sad.

The devilish same sex mirage we’re all hallucinating is so offensive

So men of the west fight, sacrifice and die for... big titty lady out of clay? Okay...

I’d ban Ben Shapiro from the internet forever

It's Lady Macbeth. She's asking the spirits to make her more ruthless and cruel, like a man rather than a woman.

This is the kinda guy that prefers AI girls to real women

I.. huh. I mean. wow.

Hi!

Works for me!

Never heard of that eamonn guy before, but he sounds like an a-hole

Oh, that's easy. There is no justice in the justice system.

And he'd better finish cleaning that car or he'll get fired . And, pick up that trash!

It would be not tragic at all if MTG and Lauren Bobo reenacted the end of Thelma & Louise together.

Abortion inducing d***s???!!!

The awakening she will have once the moment arrives 😂 pls don't ruin the little one's too

Running a small business I have gotten some situations like this. People are crazy entitled. I rarely respond unless it's over the top.

And in the future, we'll be here without you.

THERE IS SO MUCH WRONG WITH THIS

I hope Ben Shapiro farts himself into space.

They light a candle. When it has burned through a rope, an egg is released down a ramp landing in a frying pan until a hungry tortoise starts heading toward it and pulls the trigger causing a watertap to open and fill a bathtub with rubber ducks in it. When the first duck hits the floor, they're done.

Even if it didnt require a degree, this is dumb.

So, they're listening to you and reacting appropriately. Be pleased by this.

"What a beautiful blood you have" is a sentence only a vampire woulda say 🤔

Not exactly a role model, too little damage to call it immoral, definitely not an idiot.

It's true, I live in Europe and we don't even have the internet. Not even computers and laptops. We communicate by sending pigeons. In fact I'm writing this comment using one.

Hey, English person here! Can confirm this is true and I'm currently writing this on my typewriter

I'm mostly offended by the food comment

He's right. I'm European and I've never seen any food.

One of the funniest parts of this statement is that many of the people who make these, actually haven’t even been to Europe.

AND affordable health care? Animals...

Says person who has never traveled outside his/her own state.

I think this person is confusing reality with a Dickens novel.

No....food? And of course we are all browsing BP on our dialup family pc.

... won't miss you, bye!

Tell me you have never been to Europe without telling me you have never been to Europe.

Tell us you haven't visited Europe, without telling us you haven't visited Europe. Try telling France, Italy and Spain that they don't have any food...