I think 5 leaves of cabbage is being a bit generous.

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Pretty pathetic trying to flex you 'brought' your own house at nineteen...and the receipts show you didn't!

Unexpected but welcome side effects.

He didn't read all his own books though.

These are the people we complain about when complaining about the US, not the normal people living there. Maybe clarifying that can prevent a huge us vs Europe fight here.

Difficult to know though. BTW, I hope it was Soundwave, he's he most annoying transformer ever. ;)

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Conservatives: don't send aide to other countries when it could be spent here at home. Bill for free school lunches pass. Conservatives: no not like that. *eye rolled to death*

Nuh uh, it's a TECH BRO subway! Like the tech bro that was excited about his start up lending physical media to people and everyone told him about libraries and he got so so sad.

The devilish same sex mirage we’re all hallucinating is so offensive

So men of the west fight, sacrifice and die for... big titty lady out of clay? Okay...

I’d ban Ben Shapiro from the internet forever

It's Lady Macbeth. She's asking the spirits to make her more ruthless and cruel, like a man rather than a woman.

This is the kinda guy that prefers AI girls to real women

I.. huh. I mean. wow.

Hi!

Works for me!

Never heard of that eamonn guy before, but he sounds like an a-hole

Oh, that's easy. There is no justice in the justice system.

And he'd better finish cleaning that car or he'll get fired . And, pick up that trash!

It would be not tragic at all if MTG and Lauren Bobo reenacted the end of Thelma & Louise together.

Abortion inducing d***s???!!!

The awakening she will have once the moment arrives 😂 pls don't ruin the little one's too

Running a small business I have gotten some situations like this. People are crazy entitled. I rarely respond unless it's over the top.

And in the future, we'll be here without you.

THERE IS SO MUCH WRONG WITH THIS

I hope Ben Shapiro farts himself into space.

They light a candle. When it has burned through a rope, an egg is released down a ramp landing in a frying pan until a hungry tortoise starts heading toward it and pulls the trigger causing a watertap to open and fill a bathtub with rubber ducks in it. When the first duck hits the floor, they're done.

Even if it didnt require a degree, this is dumb.

So, they're listening to you and reacting appropriately. Be pleased by this.

"What a beautiful blood you have" is a sentence only a vampire woulda say 🤔

Not exactly a role model, too little damage to call it immoral, definitely not an idiot.

It's true, I live in Europe and we don't even have the internet. Not even computers and laptops. We communicate by sending pigeons. In fact I'm writing this comment using one.

I guarantee this person is 100% American.

The pressure put on some k-pop stars to be perfect is insane. She actually had to issue an apology for being in a relationship. I think they have since ended the relationship due to the backlash. Is she meant to remain single for the rest of her life so that deluded fans can continue to fantasise about her being their girlfriend?

I have an arabic name but when looking for place to rent we used my wife name and how weird but it was more effective ^^

How very Christian of you, you soggy bag of twats.

🤦 JUST LET HIM RAISE HIS DAMN KIDS- he's doing a great job bro shut it

Land of the freeeeeeee as long as you conform correctly.

They paid $18,000 to be abused while the Internet was willing to dish it out for free.

Sound like they've actually got an S&M kink, and they're the subs.

These guys really wanna be degraded by manly men, huh?

If anybody wants to come do sit-ups in my yard while I spray them in the face with a garden hose, I'll do it for 17.5K!!! Big savings for you!!! will even throw in a free t-shirt!!! Hit me up, or are you too scared?

I could do it for 500 per dude....even call their mommy afterwards.

Why? The US military will pay you for the same thing. Just enlist.

Pleease assign me any other Greek letter, if THAT is Alpha

looks kinky, hope they had a good time!

Bwwaahahahaahaaa... Incel Summercamp!

Thank your favourite deity that's just water , then ... A fool and his money are soon humiliated.

Why not join the Army instead? I never had a drill instructor water me like a house plant and they even paid me at the end of the month.