I think 5 leaves of cabbage is being a bit generous.

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Pretty pathetic trying to flex you 'brought' your own house at nineteen...and the receipts show you didn't!

Unexpected but welcome side effects.

He didn't read all his own books though.

These are the people we complain about when complaining about the US, not the normal people living there. Maybe clarifying that can prevent a huge us vs Europe fight here.

Difficult to know though. BTW, I hope it was Soundwave, he's he most annoying transformer ever. ;)

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Conservatives: don't send aide to other countries when it could be spent here at home. Bill for free school lunches pass. Conservatives: no not like that. *eye rolled to death*

Nuh uh, it's a TECH BRO subway! Like the tech bro that was excited about his start up lending physical media to people and everyone told him about libraries and he got so so sad.

The devilish same sex mirage we’re all hallucinating is so offensive

So men of the west fight, sacrifice and die for... big titty lady out of clay? Okay...

I’d ban Ben Shapiro from the internet forever

It's Lady Macbeth. She's asking the spirits to make her more ruthless and cruel, like a man rather than a woman.

This is the kinda guy that prefers AI girls to real women

I.. huh. I mean. wow.

Hi!

Works for me!

Never heard of that eamonn guy before, but he sounds like an a-hole

Oh, that's easy. There is no justice in the justice system.

And he'd better finish cleaning that car or he'll get fired . And, pick up that trash!

It would be not tragic at all if MTG and Lauren Bobo reenacted the end of Thelma & Louise together.

Abortion inducing d***s???!!!

The awakening she will have once the moment arrives 😂 pls don't ruin the little one's too

You know it isnt pain you are feeling, just pressure. In the same way an avalanche is just a gathering of fragile snow flakes.

... childbirth being painful is literally part of god's punishment for the whole eating apples in the garden of eden thing. at least according to the bible, anyway.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does anyone know if this post is still up after she gave birth??

Please, please nobody tell her. It will be such a nice surprise…

Oh. Peaches. Sweety sugar pie. Bless her dearest little heart.

Girl, how are you this stupid?

Religious mom's tell their daughters this so as not to turn them off of pregnancy. 🤢

*Don't* ask Aubry.

hehehe...

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She obviously doesn’t know the Bible. Painful childbirth was specifically God’s brilliant design

This woman has clearly never read about G-d's brilliant design concerning childbirth and pain in Genesis.

Did she read any of Genesis?

SHe's got it the wrong way around - you "forget" how bad the pain was, once it stops. The pain is real.

Snort! Hahahahahahaha…

To be honest, she's evidently as ignorant as she looks.

Good luck with those convictions of yours.

Another zealot moron. If she's really lucky she will enjoy a C section. Otherwise she's gonna learn how well those pain receptors work! ⚡ I wonder if she saved herself for marriage? 🤔

She'll find out the truth.

“ in pain you shall bring forth children “ Genesis 3:16

Yeah honey, you keep having those happy thoughts.