I think 5 leaves of cabbage is being a bit generous.

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Pretty pathetic trying to flex you 'brought' your own house at nineteen...and the receipts show you didn't!

Unexpected but welcome side effects.

He didn't read all his own books though.

These are the people we complain about when complaining about the US, not the normal people living there. Maybe clarifying that can prevent a huge us vs Europe fight here.

Difficult to know though. BTW, I hope it was Soundwave, he's he most annoying transformer ever. ;)

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Conservatives: don't send aide to other countries when it could be spent here at home. Bill for free school lunches pass. Conservatives: no not like that. *eye rolled to death*

Nuh uh, it's a TECH BRO subway! Like the tech bro that was excited about his start up lending physical media to people and everyone told him about libraries and he got so so sad.

The devilish same sex mirage we’re all hallucinating is so offensive

So men of the west fight, sacrifice and die for... big titty lady out of clay? Okay...

I’d ban Ben Shapiro from the internet forever

It's Lady Macbeth. She's asking the spirits to make her more ruthless and cruel, like a man rather than a woman.

This is the kinda guy that prefers AI girls to real women

I.. huh. I mean. wow.

"LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" Political edition.

BAN THE SCIENCE! THAT WILL MAKE IT GO AWAY

Bless their tiny, shrunken, greedy and incompetent hearts and brains as they seek to build housing as profitably is so ingrained of ALL of them. Plus they won’t care as they will be dead by then.

this will show the oceans who is the boss and in control :D

Well of course they did! They need that sand to bury their heads in......

I'm still waiting for someone to introduce a bill repealing the law of gravity,

They create their own reality and then expect the rest of us to live in it.

Scientists: Uuh, our reports say that the sea is going to rise in this area, maybe we should- *muted* Government: y’all talk too much. So, I’m thinking a new resort right here…

This sure looks like a joke post created by the Onion. It *is* a joke post, right? ‘Cause if it’s not, the lawmakers are jokes.

Problem solved.

Thanks I know where NOT to buy property now, NC

Ohh noooo. LMAO

Was it pushed for by builders and flood insurance salesmen?

People who build there will be the first to cry, "Why doesn't science ever help us?!" when the big waves come...

Not exactly true. " bans state and local agencies from basing its coastal policies on scientific models indicating an accelerating rise in sea level in favor of historical linear predictions" It never banned scientific predictions, rather it said only 1 type of model could be used

Well, that should qualify for a Darwin Award!

Didn't the US do the same for studies correlating gun violence etc?

I hope this isn't true.

Kind of Ponzi scheme on developments?

Um, um, um,

They stuck their heads in the sand .... while it's still there.

Same state that is trying to introduce a bill that no one can wear a mask in public. No exceptions for those with cancer or immunosuppressive d***s. Don't know what's wrong with those people other than:TFG

give that can a mighty boot!

But scientific predictions of the weather tomorrow are still legal?

Well, of course they did! We can't have tiny inconveniences like flooded homes stopping new hotels and residences popping up! Say, they could have their own indoor pool, twice a day!

The amount of stupidity and ignorance is... impressive.

This is the episode of South Park where people literally buried their heads in the sand.