too real :P

Not only did the traitorous traitor who ever traitored actually refuse tea in the U.K., he didn't even bother with the English niceties required when refusing the SACRED NATIONAL FARKING BEVERAGE or anything else for that matter. Those niceties begin with "Oh thank you, luv; would adore some tea but doctor's orders, you see. Or some such very gentle, endearingly polite totally lying poppycock. Good thing the guy has no arms, otherwise he'd have probably punched tea lady right in the face just for asking.

"F****n banks"

whoa

Dark, but sadly very true again.

Better book than the original

Tinder date.

Iceland Stewie !

"Murder remote"

Arg! Instead of this "mature content" warning Bored Panda should have a "Do not watch if you just had food" warning.

Cheers on that!

Haha, very good one! Huh!

I gotta go to Iceland!

Haha good one

Still a better love story than twilight

LOL

"The Unexpected Legacy of Divorce: the 25 Year Landmark Study" agrees that staying married "for the children" is generally bad.

Oh! The galaxy note 7

And you'll get excruciating cramps, mood swings, acne and pregnancy amongst many other horrible self esteem issues social media puts on you. Oh but you can't complain to the guys they just think you're a whiney b***h.

"Mature content". This is even darker then the actual drawing.

Seems legit.

hahahahaha

Now that is nice.

There dressed as bratz dolls. Or monster high. Both highly inappropriately dressed dolls with hooker boots puffed lips and mini skirts.

Trumps acceptance speech

This one is realistically self-reflective.

How childless people feel when there friends are too proud of there kids.

hahaha

I hope that's not a gas stove!

Somebody needs a hug!

Pretty much exactly what I thought when I heard about Amy Winehouse's death. Cruel, I know.

He would have requested "don't kill me"

Accurate!

Pretty much Chinese manufactoring for western companies.

I'm a Christian and I endorse this message.

Possibly.

Oh my!!!

hahaha!!

The fine art of blackmail

That's actually nice

Berghain?

Last Christmas I gave you a falling meteorite....

weirdest looking devil I've seen. 😂

A woman I dated mentioned to me that she had to reassure a new parent friend of hers that "it goes back".

This is about Murrika, not Iceland.

How is this mature content? Only because of the words "suck his d**k"? Come oooon!!

Or maybe he could try to do a better job of it.

the poor pig

oh god what happened to u santa? :/

How everyone feels in a new group

Trump

If you publish it openly, then it's not stalking.

some women really does let their husband walk all over them..

Jim Morisson would not be a pickup artist today

LOL

Same.

And it burns, burns, BURNS!!!

Princess Beatrice