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I am from NY, 45 years old man living in Guatemala for the past 7 years. After a "night" during cuddle time talk, when I say I am an artist it leads to me showing my work... NOT SMART! Because I never hear from them again. I also am very bad in bed, so that might have something to do with it. I want you guys to be my therapist. Is it because I am bad in bed, or is it because my art is not that good?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do I feel like this would be me as a ghost? It's a beautiful piece of art, though!!

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