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Sarcasm isn’t for everybody. Some may find it off-putting, even offensive, and that’s alright. But if you’re a fan of this brand of humor, the following memes and social media posts may resonate well with you.
These images are from the I Speak Fluent Sarcasm Facebook page. You don’t need to dig deep to figure out what this online community is all about. But as you scroll through its contents, you’ll see how it brings entertainment to its 70,000 followers (and counting).
Check out our top picks and don’t forget to upvote those that bring you hearty laughs today.
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Huddo's sister 8 months ago
My mum's friend has a gang like this, but there's a donkey and a camel as well :) And what they say about resembling your animals is kind of true too lol.
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OpheliaPoe 8 months ago
"Saved my life! But, ehhhh.. it isn't the greatest life, could be better. So 4 stars."
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Tucker Cahooter 8 months ago
Sorry, won't happen. Binitha Jacob et al will keep the flame going
Heather Ball 8 months ago
What if we ignored celebrities so they could go have some privacy? (For the ones that maybe miss being able to buy groceries without reading about it in a gossip magazine.)
As with all emotions, sarcasm isn’t easily detectable through text. But according to a study by a research team from Northwestern University, it can be more difficult for people in powerful positions.
“Power leads individuals to anchor too heavily on their own vantage point, insufficiently adjusting to other individuals’ perspectives,” head researcher Adam Galinsky wrote in their paper.
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Ace 8 months ago
Bwaahaahaa! Had to check. It does. https://maybe-baby.ch/
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Mary Brizendine 8 months ago
My daughter, was kind of well-endowed, calls bras "boulder holders".
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Tom Brincefield 8 months ago
Dude, nobody wants a pool full of spaghetti and sauce.
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April Pickett 8 months ago
So many up arrows from me. I love the smile on the puppy in the lower left picture.
Palo Sulek 8 months ago
Brit, you must keep away from water, your ears are under treatment and absolutely no other dogs playing. You got my word Belinda...
Marlene Ricker 8 months ago
They do appear to be having the best time ever! They all look like labs. I wonder who organized this party for them?
Emojis are an integral part of today’s text communication, and the ones you use may differentiate sarcasm from straightforward responses. These were findings by University of Nottingham psychological scientists Dominic Thompson and Ruth Filik.
In their research, Thompson and Filik determined that tongue-out and wink emojis are often associated with sarcastic remarks. The pair also noted that these two emoticons “almost never appeared in any condition except for marking sarcasm.”
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Johanna-Nicollette Kidd 8 months ago
Have you noticed how difficult it is to remove those bludy tags? They dig in to wherever they can&even scissors have trouble cutting them off!
Lindsay 8 months ago
That's because you aren't removing them completely you absolutely k**b.
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Caroline Overill 8 months ago
I had a persistent pain in my eye. After a few days it absolutely poured water out of it. Half of one of those awful tags, which must have been left in a face flannel, came with it.
Kristina Atwood 8 months ago
It could be worse. My husband went out shopping on a spontaneous vacation (yes, I was included) several states away and bought me a cute shirt. We were dressing for dinner later that night so I decided to try on the shirt. There was a huge plastic security type whatever attached. Yes, we went back with receipt to have it removed. That's when the alarm sounded. I guess their security was installed backwards?
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Lynda Loyacono 8 months ago
When I lived in Seattle, my first job was in Bellevue. One morning while driving to work, I was so in awe at the glorious mountains that I just focused on them for quite a while. When I finally snapped out of it, I realised that I had driven at least 15 minutes past my place of employment. I was literally about to drive all the way to the mountains. Man, that place is beautiful!!! Truly beautiful.
Snowkit 8 months ago
When I’m old enough, I will refer to my job as my place of employment.
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visacrum 8 months ago (edited)
Ah, a reprise of a comment I made some time ago: It's called Road Hypnosis. It's a thing. I promise! I found out about it when I somehow started my vehicle when I left work, started maneuvering out of the parking lot, and the next thing I knew, I'm parking in my driveway without police cars/ choppers/ 4 police stars on my HUD having showed up. It's weird, and it's kind of scary, but as far as I've been able to tell, no one gets hurt, no laws get broken, you just kind of start driving a familiar route, you think your thinks, and boom. Destination. Edit: SUCK IT TESLA! I am my own self driving car!!
Tom Brincefield 8 months ago
Not really a good idea to get used to it. You may make it make it home with no problem most of the time, but that isn't a guarantee for every time. You can run lights or stop signs, or cut people off, without ever realizing it.
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Zaach 8 months ago
I used to get so high that on the way home I would forget where I was going, where I was coming from and where I was. I freaked the f**k out and pulled over then read a street sign and it all came back to me. This happened more than once so after that I did not panic and just waited to see the next street sign (my bad)
Inigo Montoya 8 months ago
This is nature's way of reminding you to not toke and drive
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Regina Holt 8 months ago
I remember September 11th, after the towers fell , we were told we could leave work if we wanted to. I drove through Annapolis Maryland, on my way home and I thought this exact thing, for longer than 5 minutes.
MygrandsonscallmeNia 8 months ago
Yes! It's really scary too! To think, I probably blazed right through a red light, or stop sign... Just last week, I was taking my friend to the doctor. I ran right through a stop sign. I wasn't paying any attention at all. It's one I see every single day to boot!
Since we’re on the topic of deciphering sarcasm, have you ever wondered how kids interpret such language? Psychology professor Dr. Penny Pexman provided some insights in an article for Frontiers For Young Minds.
Dr. Pexman noted that children don’t usually understand sarcasm until they are five to six years old, and may not find the humor in it until they are eight. By nine years of age, they are already beginning to tease other people sarcastically.
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JL 8 months ago (edited)
TIL - if you load this image into its own window, and take the word 'censored' out of the URL, as well as the underscores on one side of the word, you get the unblurred version. - i-speak-fl..._700-1.jpg 
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somnomania (she/her, queer) 8 months ago
idk that looks like a "y'all got snacks up there?" peek
Cathy Carey 8 months ago
Make friends with this guy and send him to my ex. He'll be glad to once I tell him what he did.
Weaponized Beef 8 months ago
Ok, if the cellar demon did not raise any red flags upon first, maybe second date, then you deserve to go down there.
People who have suffered from brain injuries may also find it challenging to understand sarcasm. However, it all depends on the brain region that was affected.
According to Dr. Pexman, damage to the brain’s left hemisphere often leads to less severe difficulties. However, damage to the right hemisphere tends to result in the complete loss of the ability to comprehend sarcastic remarks.
For added context, the brain’s right hemisphere is associated with spatial reasoning, emotional processing, and holistic thinking. Medical conditions like a stroke that affect this brain region may hinder the person from processing emotions and nonverbal cues.
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cj be like 8 months ago
"It does not have to end like this, feline!" "SILENCE! take one more step and I will clear the pigeon population of the entire tristate area!"
DragonofMordor 8 months ago
Good luck to that one bird. A little hard to negotiate with someone who thinks you are dinner.
Talis 8 months ago
The tastiest... ehm... bravest of the flock! Come here, dinn... birdie!
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Anxious Aardvark 8 months ago
Had a ferret. He was laying in the sun after romping around in the yard. A house sparrow landed nearby. Hopped closer. And closer. Ferret watched, but was still relaxing in the sun. PECK! Ferret shot upright, ran as fast as he could to me and begged to be picked up. "Right buddy, who's the big bad predator, huh?"
The Bearded Viking 8 months ago (edited)
Perhaps it wasn't sent out front to negotiate...it might just be the Gladiator of the pigeon world!..Homeus Flockcimus Pigeonius...Commander of the Flocks of the North, General of the Avian Legions, Father to a múrdered squab...Husband to a múrdered wife,..and he may well be after his vengeance...in this life or the next!
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Northlander72 8 months ago
I'd add "I pulled one out of the mouth of the other" and leave the mom guessing which way the logistics went.
Mountainslady1 8 months ago
That guy must be really strong to hold that kid in one hand like that.
Marlene Ricker 8 months ago
I think the little girl is like the banana - there to show the size of the fish!
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Shark queen 🦈🦈🦈 8 months ago (edited)
Now how will we finish the jaws Lego set? Some of the pieces are missing!
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Shark queen 🦈🦈🦈 8 months ago (edited)
I will always love you; You; My darling, you
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UncleJon_TheMadScientist 8 months ago
At first I thought it was that rock painted to look like a shark
We’ll flip the conversation to you, readers. Are you fluent in sarcasm and a fan of this kind of humor? Do you agree that it is a sign of intelligence and creativity? Share your thoughts in the comments!
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OpheliaPoe 8 months ago
This always ends in me waking up panicked and confused and leaping out of bed in a state of terror. Once I thought it was the next morning. Another time I thought it had somehow been 24+ hours and I had slept through the entire night AND the next day missing work. Yet another time I thought I'd traveled back in time and it was earlier in the day, expected it to be 9:00 am, was baffled by it being 3:15.
Anxious Aardvark 8 months ago
Having gone to sleep in the day, and woken up in the daylight thinking it was a short nap, only to discover it was the next day, I can relate.
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Regina Holt 8 months ago
What is really bad is if you wake up at a time when the light from outside is the same at 8 o'clock whether it is morning or evening.
Anxious Aardvark 8 months ago
Have a photo of us in Iceland. Clock on the wall shows 9:30. It's pitch black outside. Asked a friend "AM or PM?" "Does it matter? It's winter in Iceland."
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DragonofMordor 8 months ago
That game is very nice on a saturday when I have nowhere else to be.
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Pamela Carter 8 months ago
Most perfect aim ever, although I’m pretty sure our chihuahuas could do that.
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Anxious Aardvark 8 months ago
We were wandering around a city where English isn't the native language. Stumbled across a cafe with a sign that said something like "Hi, we're not open yet. Unless we are. If we're closed, we might not be open, or we might be on vacation. If we're here, we'll open at 11am. Unless we stayed open late. Then it might be later." It was too intriguing to not stay around to see. We went to a cafe across the way and had coffee. Then lunch. Guess they were on vacation.
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Johanna-Nicollette Kidd 8 months ago
Well,you could have left it at the first bit,no one needs to know anything more
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Doug Moyer 8 months ago
Likely a bot trying to identify active numbers before turning it over to a catfisher.
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Geoffrey Scott 8 months ago
It's much worse than that, so MANY large stores do not have a consistent layout. "hmmm, this store has the pharmacy on the right end"..
keyboardtek 8 months ago
And then you get old and your eyesight fails and you cannot read the microscopic fonts on the item's label. There are 10 different fonts, colors, and sizes on a two inch sized box of pepper. You can't read even one.
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Regina Holt 8 months ago
I was once in a grocery store and could not find batteries. I asked at customer service and they told me they were in aisle 14 (or whatever, I don't remember the number) .I found the batteries directly across from feminine hygiene products. You cannot tell me that was just a coincidence.
Nate Heinen 8 months ago
I'm in merchandise remodeling, they pay me to make sure you can't find anything anymore. You're welcome.
Fred L. 8 months ago
Rearranging the sections is one thing but them changing the floor layout resulting in those becoming narrower is real agony (that I now have to live with).
Anxious Aardvark 8 months ago (edited)
The neighborhood grocery changed to self-checkout. Only one person to help the hapless out front. I hadn't been in for a while, and it had an all new layout that perplexed me at first. Then I realized. They'd eliminated almost all the fresh produce, and removed one aisle. All the better to watch the shoppers. Guess I'll find another grocery store.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 8 months ago
When a grocery store does this to me, I switch to a different store. On the basis that in the new store I know I don’t know where any thing is, avoiding a series of disappointing false assumptions.
Chewie Baron 8 months ago
There was a Tesco near me that I hated shopping in. Its layout was wrong and each time I went there I would silently rage as I shopped. Nothing was coherent, and the layout, I can’t even find the words it was that bad. It still makes me angry now, luckily it’s been demolished to build houses.
The Reap 8 months ago
[mini rant]I'm in my 40s and yes, I can confirm, this angers me so that I want to grab my armor and lay siege against the grocery store. But I'm in my 40s so, bad back, trick knee and wonky hips. I seethe in silence while trying to find the type of beans I like. Because I'm not asking the spotty faced teenager! [/mini rant]
Lady Eowyn 8 months ago
Only in your 40s? That's pretty bad. Maybe exercise? In my 40s I was still riding horses in competition.
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Sean Stimson 8 months ago
If it's a zombie bite it must be revealed to the audience but not to the other characters
liam newton-harding 8 months ago
Same with zombie bites on forearm…shoulder is also acceptable under Movie Law.
PurrfectLife 8 months ago
And zinc oxide-- my mom always told us to do that.
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Heffalump 8 months ago
They do this, and make a fuss if you close the door on them, to train you to leave the door open. Then when you die on there like Elvis, they don't miss a meal.
DragonofMordor 8 months ago
Well, it is very important for kitties to keep an eye on their human subjects at all time. Humans need constant kitty guidance to properly function. Who knows what could go wrong if the cat stopped watching for even one minute?
Kristina Atwood 8 months ago
I have a puppy named Becca (not by me, the name came with her) that simply refuses to let me use the toilet alone. She can be anywhere in the house, but if she hears 'that' door, I have about 10 seconds for privacy. She will sit at that door until I emerge, somehow successfully managed to not flush myself down the evil gurgle.
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Lyone Fein 8 months ago
Plot twist: 20 years from now the kid is making mega bucks with his band.
Chewie Baron 8 months ago
Oh hell! South Africa 2010 was the worst World Cup. That awful noise!
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LillieMean 8 months ago
I've done the same thing. I call them cursed gifts. You can choose the worst possible gift for someone you hate. Passive-aggressiveness is its own delicate art form.
Regina Holt 8 months ago
I was with a friend in a warehouse store, and she bought a kid's drum set for her grandchildren. Now my friend is the sweetest most thoughtful person and gift-giver. I had to ask what her daughter-in-law had done to warrant such evil.
Beak Hookage 8 months ago
I was at the shops and saw a child-sized electric piano. My first thought was "man, if I bought that for my sister's kid she'd f*****g k**l me!" A few days later, message from my sister. "[kid] really likes music; can you please get one of those mini pianos for her birthday?"
keyboardtek 8 months ago
An acquaintance bought her 10 year old a drum set and he is taking lessons. She said she would rather hear him banging on drums all day than playing video games.
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E Menendez 8 months ago (edited)
My parents had a dog that would mope like that every time she went to the groomer and shaved her fur.
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Baali Venomax 8 months ago
No one asked me that as a kid either. I don't get the problem *shrugs*
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Javelina Poppers 8 months ago (edited)
If they were PF Flyers canvas high tops (better known as "Run Fast, Jump High's"), you'd definitely be getting queries from me and a challenge to a race to the big tree and back.
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Karen Menard 8 months ago
Ernie!! Earnie is the right person!! How did you grow up without knowing this!!!!!
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Calyx Teren 8 months ago
Is that like an apocalypse that trails on for a while with no clear ending?
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Anxious Aardvark 8 months ago (edited)
LOL! It's a good thing we don't have a toaster, or I'd be tempted to try that! What setting? Oh. Okay. Not really. But, really, what setting?
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Ipetmykitteh 8 months ago
I have a cat named Duck. Mainly so my autocorrect didn’t feel too bad for always being wrong.
Inigo Montoya 8 months ago
I should be working, but I am ducking my responsibilities by browsing BP
Load More Replies... Regina Holt 8 months ago
BP IS GETTING WORSE! They have learned that even putting spaces in the F word gets censored
Load More Replies... Philly Bob 8 months ago
My phone is happy to let you know that I had a nice roast f*ck for dinner.
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Tonyah Mcanelly 8 months ago
then you get an e-mail from HR to verify it its a sick day or PTO day LOL
Otto Katz 8 months ago
HR tried to deny my claim for time off for an emergency appendectomy, because I did not ask for the time off in advance. For an emergency appendectomy. Because I did not plan my emergency appendectomy. I didn't plan on it.
Mary Green 8 months ago
Very careless of you, getting sick without authorization
Load More Replies... Philly Bob 8 months ago
My luck, I'd die at work before lunch and the boss would make me stay until 5.
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Fred L. 8 months ago
Should be easy since nobody can afford a 20-pack anymore.
Load More Replies... The Bearded Viking 8 months ago (edited)
"So the limit is 412"...per sitting, my good fellow, per sitting. The silly man. Although, I wonder who never told him growing up never to go to 413 nuggets IN ONE GO!..I mean, it's just something you usually learn early on in life, but isn't it?! Perhaps after your first 'eat 4 and get your 5th pizza free' challenge when you hit your teenage years, or after your first 12lb burrito on your 16th birthday...you just get sat down, a pat on the back for a job well done and then you get 'The Talk'...The tale of Ol' 413-Charlie, (R.I.P)....I feel bad for him. He must've just popped nugget #413 in his mouth completely oblivious to the horror that was to follow.j
Rebecca Taylor 8 months ago
I would be paralized it I ate that many. You know like a lizard on a hot rock after a big meal. Happy and not carring if anything else happens.
David Houde 8 months ago
Shreaded, dehydrated, shaped formed, "breaded", reconstituted, deep fried chicken parts.
Load More Replies... Karen Klinck Klinck 8 months ago
I'd ask how he managed 413 chicken nuggets, but I seen hot dog contests where some ate 68 hot dogs with buns. I shudder.
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Karen Menard 8 months ago
Good, good!! Thank you for that. Wasn't expecting it and made me laugh out loud.
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Doc 8 months ago
Nope blinker fluid for sure. At that's what google said. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 8 months ago
If yes, it's on fire again. Take to dealership for it's 5,246th recall or just leave back open and use as a shiny dumpster.
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Lucie Meyer 8 months ago
That's just a simple case of your car may explode. No biggie, just remember to get it checked out sooner or later.
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Holly Herr 8 months ago
Actually, anytime we got candy or fast food fries, my mom would take a percentage before passing items to us. I *hated* losing fries cos mom wouldn’t let us get the large🤨
Emily Peoples 8 months ago
And he’ll shake them in his hand before eating the whole handful at once😅
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Huddo's sister 8 months ago
I've never had this happen, thank goodness. In fact sometimes people queue up for a while when a door is closed, without realising it's not actually engaged, then they check with the rest of the line before gently pushing it. In my experience anyway.
Anyone-for-tea? 8 months ago
There is nothing more annoying than people standing in the queue having not tried the doors! At Kings Cross station they have lights to show it’s engaged and maybe the number of free cubicles, but I remember saying there are 10 free cubicles but you’re all standing in the queue still? And trying to get them to go to the green cubicles. They just stand there as if they’re in no rush at all!!!
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CP 8 months ago (edited)
Why do people knock on a locked bathroom door? The microscopic chance it was accidentally locked with no one in it? Edit: I was thinking it could just be modus operandi for some people with locked doors.
Mary Brizendine 8 months ago
I used to run a paper route out in the country. There was one 7-11 out there and I stopped every night for coffee and bathroom breaks. Since I knew it I was aware that the door wouldn't latch unless you pulled on the door tight. I walked in one morning and the men's room was out of order. I was using the women's room anyway. I opened the door and some guy was in there. I'm. Not sure who was more shocked.
Anner Girl 8 months ago
I had this happen to me last summer. Woman kept pulling on the door, so she wasn't letting me out. I finally yelled a blue streak at her! Then she let go and the door hit my shoulder. She looked very sheepish at that.
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Becky's Display Name 8 months ago
I have a customer named Marck. Can't EVER get that one wrong.
Load More Replies... Pamela Carter 8 months ago
It takes me longer to decide if the want my first or last name and then my kids say Jason or Justin. Just Smith would probably be easier
Spacey Stacey 8 months ago
I don't care how the spell my name they on the cup as long as it's what I ordered! I try to mindfully not let myself waste any of my precious energy getting all worked up over such petty stuff
JK 8 months ago
Why would someone worry if their name is spelled correctly on a coffee? All that matters is that you get your order.
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James016 8 months ago (edited)
That's when you ask for the receipt or other proof of purchase
Load More Replies... Lady Eowyn 8 months ago
Some years ago there was a story about a woman who picked up after he dog, put it in a designer shopping bag, and left if on her stoop. Got stolen, of course. Lots of stories like that.
Jaya 8 months ago
Unfortunately thieves are probably not the type of people to bring it to recycling but just throw it in the regular trash.
g90814 8 months ago
I got rid of an old (working) crt tube tv and a/c unit by putting them on the curb with a sign "It works!" gone within an hour....
Marie BellaDonna 8 months ago
Héll I got rid of a broken one that way! It was a crt tv/VCR combo. The VCR didn't work. I put it on the curb with a sign that said "VCR BROKEN". Somebody still came along and took it! 😂
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Johanna-Nicollette Kidd 8 months ago
Good idea to do that with all old disposable crappola! Your junk could then become someone else's junk
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Nimitz 8 months ago
They were like $180 when I was in high school earning like $5/hr. It was just cruel
Glix Drap 8 months ago
And I would have needed the calculator to work out how many weeks before I could afford it.
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Hellcaste's Wife 8 months ago
I had to get the TI-85 graphing calculator when I was in my college math classes (back when I was originally a math major). This was 30 years ago. I felt like a I needed to sell organs on the black market to afford it.
OpheliaPoe 8 months ago
My dad tried to negotiate me sharing one with a friend, like it was so expensive he wanted me to arrange a calculator custody agreement.
Binny Tutera 8 months ago
My daughter had to have one in high school. It was $125! That was over 15 years ago. Ridiculous to demand a high school student should have to buy something so expensive for a regular math class.
Stannous Flouride 8 months ago (edited)
Gerald Ford testified before Congress in 1974 wearing a digital watch and it caused a HUGE controversy. It was a Pulsar Digital Watch, and it was one of the first EVER made. Pulsar was known for their high-end watches, and early models in 1972 sold for more than $2,100 ($12,200 adjusted for inflation).
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Doug Moyer 8 months ago
It's 11:56 am, I'm hungry and now I really want pizza. But if I go get pizza, I sure as heck will get a beer or two with it and then I'm not coming back to work (just for two hours since I start early) and then I'm seriously day drinking...
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Tucker Cahooter 8 months ago
And when a little bit of the light fixture is in the corner of one of the squares you ask yourself "Should I tick that or not?"
Ace 8 months ago
Does that bit of his foot on the footrest count as part of the motorbike?
Load More Replies... Glen Ellyn 8 months ago
And it's even worse when the images are a bit blurry. I get that too often!
OpheliaPoe 8 months ago
I got stuck in an endless loop of having to select motorcycles the other day. I went through over a dozen wondering what I was doing wrong. I never got past the puzzles. I tried refreshing the page to see if it was a glitch. Nope. Just more and more motorcycles.
Hippopotamuses 8 months ago (edited)
When these verications first started I was defeated by crosswalks. I knew them as pedestrian, or zebra, crossings. I had no idea what a crosswalk was.
Jack Lowry 8 months ago
I hate when they say Select all the boxes with Motorcycles and it's all scooters.
Glen Ellyn 8 months ago
Recently I came across a verification method that was SO much better than these stupid puzzle questions. Three words appear in a box: Car - House - Apple. "Type the word for a type of fruit in the box below."
Mary Sutherland 8 months ago
I got frustrated with one of those, so I cliqued on a link to use sound instead of vision, an audio captcha. It was impossible. A distorted, fuzzy voice read out a numbers or letters for you to type in a box, and there was someone else speaking in a different language simultaneously.
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Ace 8 months ago
Seashells are probably worth a lot more than those medals.
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Vivian McBride 8 months ago
Why do the military in totalitarian regimes always have oversized hats? The bigger the hat, the worse the regime.
keyboardtek 8 months ago
What is it about insecure men who require all these badges to prove their self worth?
Trashy Panda 8 months ago
North Korea hasn't been to war in 70 years. What exactly are those medals for?
John Dilligaf 8 months ago
some of them are political awards from the Korean Worker's Party, like the "I kissed the Great Leader's Butt Medal". Also North Korea has this weird 3 generation thing where if one of your direct ancestors (dad, grandpa, great-gandpa) won a medal you get to wear it to show how awesome your ancestors were.
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Fred L. 8 months ago (edited)
Apparently yes, Guatemala City in 2010, about 90 meters deep and 20 wide.
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Kyra Noelle 8 months ago (edited)
How did it get so perfectly round? Nvm googled it was man made. https://abcnews.go.com/Technology/guatemala-city-sinkhole-happen/story?id=10796311
Sue Phillips 8 months ago
Yes. It's in Guetemala City. It opened up in 2010 after a hurricane, volcanic eruption, and leaking sewer pipes in close succession. It eventually swallowed a 3-story building and killed 1 person. Man, G*d really wanted that guy.
Kim N Patterson 8 months ago
or after they make a spoon from wet-then-dried toilet paper and orange peels they smuggled while working in the kitchen (where they probably could've smuggled many spoons of various sizes).
Cathy Carey 8 months ago
It's the doorway to the abyss. Now when you tell someone to go to he'll you can tell them where it is.
June Galloway 8 months ago
how is a sink hole perfectly round? and hoping no one was on ground when it opened up GOD!
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DragonofMordor 8 months ago
Sometimes I'm late because I'm working as a cat bed and am not allowed to move.
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Dawn Marie 8 months ago
Normally, you just grin and bear it, but there is a National Slap Your Coworker Day. This annual event takes place every October 23 — so if someone at work is bugging you, don't be shy — take advantage.
Sue Phillips 8 months ago
Wait. Who pays? The slapper or the instigator? I have coworkers that I would definitely pay $25,000.00 for permission to slap.
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Lady Eowyn 8 months ago
We didn't have the tubes when I was a kid, they came out much later. But oh those slides!
Shoopyfloop Roundbird 8 months ago
Corduroy pants on the metal slide and you could break the sound barrier lol
Load More Replies... The Bearded Viking 8 months ago (edited)
Ooo those metal slides...😖😵 And when the friction sometimes stopped you moving halfway down!..You could almost smell your hamstrings cooking!
robin aldrich 8 months ago
And the burning one was also on rock hard ground. There was no soft landing there... you hit the rock hard ground.
Sara Harvilla 8 months ago
If I had a metal slide, I would lay it on my basement steps to slide the water softener salt down. I will eventually beat those 40 lb bags!
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Baali Venomax 8 months ago
Someone mentioned my ankle was doing that on the treadmill at the gym once. I glanced down and yup right foot leaning to the left again, left to the right while walking. I hadn't even frigging noticed.
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Dawnieangel76 8 months ago
48 years old, never wore a high heel or platform in my life, and this STILL happens to me semi-regularly.
somnomania (she/her, queer) 8 months ago
yep, welcome to hypermobility, i did this putting my foot down wrong on our doormat once
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Dan St John 8 months ago
I would go around asking irritating people, how much to let me slap you? Then giving them that much money and letting it rip.
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Huddo's sister 8 months ago
My mum on the other hand has an old chook that is still laying despite it's age. It's outlasted at least two sets of younger chickens.
OpheliaPoe 8 months ago
I lost my oldest hen back in November, she lived to a ripe old 12.5 years. Shortly afterward I lost my oldest rooster who was only a year younger than her. I miss them 😔
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Jerome Lenovo 8 months ago
edit a pdf with word ????????? whats next ? " this car is shiite, i can't change the tyre with my philips screwdriver" ?
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[>.<]/ 8 months ago
His kids are twins. If he was the twin, he would have said 'wombmate'.
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Soton_Sherpa 8 months ago
What three kids? All I see is a very tall, slightly deformed, man? 🤔
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cj be like 8 months ago
i'm imagining the person with the pineapple slice is just very slowly lowering it onto the pizza to make the italian guy be in even more pain
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Snowkit 8 months ago
This ain’t a problem for me, I have no friends who would care enough to invite me somewhere, but it fine, it’s fine. I totally am not aching for a friend who we can support each other and be there for each other to talk about our love life and go on trips together or anything. I’m fine I’m fine.
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Fellfromthemoon 8 months ago
Jes! You have exellent eyesight. Many can't see it behind that large gray thingamabob.
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Otto Katz 8 months ago
it's coming from Jesus' heart. the chyron is blocking that this-67f42...10d4b5.jpg 
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Myopic chahuahua 8 months ago
"I asked how you like them, not how I should cook them. I was just trying to get to know you better."
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The Reap 8 months ago
Or, a medium latte. Half coconut milk, half 2%. 2.5 espresso shots, extra foam (but not a cappuccino) 1.5 raw sugars. Poured the milk (not the foam) stir, spoon the foam on top. Cinnamon on top.
James D 8 months ago
Indian Pale Ale, associated with men in man buns and hipsters.
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Lynda Loyacono 8 months ago
Particularly, of an ex. Stalking and harassing an ex. What a winner.
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Smeghead Tribble Down Under 8 months ago
Call me humourless if you like, but I think this sort of thing is cruel.
Snowkit 8 months ago
It is very cruel. My mom did this prank to me once but knew it was going to go south so she also went ahead and bought me an actual iPhone lol.
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R Todd Johnson 8 months ago
Or you could chill the f*ck out and stop being an uptight c**p weasel.
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Lilli Belisle 8 months ago
The replies are Sarcastic. Opportunity to show your stuff!
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Baali Venomax 8 months ago
Some were pure sarcasm, others? I think just someone trying to imitiate a Gen Xer's attitude to sarcasm and not hitting the mark.
R Todd Johnson 8 months ago
Or you could chill the f*ck out and stop being an uptight c**p weasel.
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The replies are Sarcastic. Opportunity to show your stuff!
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Some were pure sarcasm, others? I think just someone trying to imitiate a Gen Xer's attitude to sarcasm and not hitting the mark.
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