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My name is Christina Hess and I create my art from my orange sherbet painted studio in south Philadelphia. I paint, write, design and teach. I love food, animals, nature, and coffee. Lots and lots of coffee.
As a child I use to pour over my mother's extensive library, pulling each mystery and romance novel carefully off her wooden shelves, imagining what it would be like to paint each stroke of texture. That passion for creating stories through the aesthetics of paint have molded my career and life.
During weekends, I worked on thirteen oil paintings over the course of three years because I wanted to create another calendar featuring my art of historically inspired animals.
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#1
Marilyn Mongrel
"Cookies are a girl's best friend."
Final score:
74points
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#2
William Shakesbeard
Creator of the masterpieces "Eating of the Shrew", "Romeow and Mewliet", and "MacBreath."
Final score:
73points
#3
The Thin White Dog - David Bownie
Singer, songwriter and actor known for such hits as "Zippy Pawdust" and "Little China Pup."
Final score:
71points
#4
Kitty Roosevelt
His motto "Walk softly and carry a big attitude" was adopted by many felines.
Final score:
66points
#5
Pocafawntas
Her strong tender nature saved lives of many including a wolf named John Smith.
Final score:
65points
#6
Anne Of Sleeves
"Never hire an excellent portrait artist. At least not when your neck is on the line."
Final score:
51points
#7
King Tutankhameaow
"Nothing is worse than being stuck in a tomb for thousands of years with pesky mice you cannot eat."
Final score:
46points
#8
Chipchip Chanell
"Before you leave the burrow, look in the mirror and take at least one acorn out of your mouth."
Final score:
46points
#9
Mary Smelly
Best known for her gothic novel "Skunkenstien"... a tale of roadkill reanimation.
Final score:
44points
#10
Leif Roverson
Many dogs mark their territory, however, no marking has been as epic as his.
Final score:
40points
#11
Dog Sinatra
"That's Why the Poodle is a Tramp" & "It was a Very Good Rear" were some of this bad boy's big hits.
Final score:
35points
#12
Slothesphine Baker
"Bananas are not just for eating, they are also for wearing."
Final score:
34points
#13
Queen Bess Emu
Anything can be accomplished. Even flight with no wings.
Final score:
33points
Kate Shine 7 years ago
i cart fly.. but i am telling you.. i can run the pants off a kangaroo.
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Kara Witham 7 years ago
These are so clever and the captions are the icing on the cake, love it. I went to your Etsy and your Lovecraft and Austen print is so awesome. I hope your project gets funded!
Christina Hess (Post author) 7 years ago
Thanks so much for your kind words, Kara! They were all painted different sizes. Some 5x7, 8x10, 11x14, & 16x20. Some were private commissions (Sinatra and Roverson) and the others are hanging in Ian Russell Gallery in Prescott AZ or on their way to Illuxcon in the next few weeks for the show. So....they are all split up and in different places!
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p.s. I just re-read your story and that these are done in oil, I'm even more impressed than if they were digital. I'm curious, how large are the originals? And have you exhibited the originals anywhere?
d r e a m w o r l d 7 years ago
History and furries- my two very favorite things! Very creative idea, great art skills. Kudos! All I can say is kudos!
Zori the degu 7 years ago
Ideas are awesome and even though they are anthropomorphic characters, they must be inspired by true animals' personalities.
Sansa Blacktyde 7 years ago
Wow so much talent! Your art is so beautiful and the humour is the icing on the cake!
Mak_the_Deputy 7 years ago
Ironically I saw this the exact day I came up with my own ideas for some select animals into people personas XD Beautiful work, Christina!!
Kara Witham 7 years ago
These are so clever and the captions are the icing on the cake, love it. I went to your Etsy and your Lovecraft and Austen print is so awesome. I hope your project gets funded!
Christina Hess (Post author) 7 years ago
Thanks so much for your kind words, Kara! They were all painted different sizes. Some 5x7, 8x10, 11x14, & 16x20. Some were private commissions (Sinatra and Roverson) and the others are hanging in Ian Russell Gallery in Prescott AZ or on their way to Illuxcon in the next few weeks for the show. So....they are all split up and in different places!
Load More Replies... Kara Witham 7 years ago
p.s. I just re-read your story and that these are done in oil, I'm even more impressed than if they were digital. I'm curious, how large are the originals? And have you exhibited the originals anywhere?
d r e a m w o r l d 7 years ago
History and furries- my two very favorite things! Very creative idea, great art skills. Kudos! All I can say is kudos!
Zori the degu 7 years ago
Ideas are awesome and even though they are anthropomorphic characters, they must be inspired by true animals' personalities.
Sansa Blacktyde 7 years ago
Wow so much talent! Your art is so beautiful and the humour is the icing on the cake!
Mak_the_Deputy 7 years ago
Ironically I saw this the exact day I came up with my own ideas for some select animals into people personas XD Beautiful work, Christina!!
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