I guess he was just as bored. I'm laughing over here

When I was in college we only could look somebody up in a phone book (sigh)

Wow, he's gave you a chance for second time, lol. He's a keeper. :)

This one seems a bit far fetched. I mean ... lets be honest... that cat was always watching YOU!

Whaaaaaat ??

Nants ingonyaaaaaa

OUCH !!

The guy's a dog?

Couldn't you just say that was your ringtone in general?

Wouldn't the opposite be sex harassment?

Lol, I'm sorry that your national anthem isn't The Waltzing Matilda. I like it very much! :)

oh god

That must have been one BIG fart!

If you must have a prosthetic leg, it should come with this type of benefit.

Thats adorable

Did you wimper into your house with your tail between your legs aftewards?

I'll try that in bible class :)

Lol

I've worked in restaurants many years. If you are friends/family of the owner/manager we already know you are coming, you don't have to tell us

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did he like it?

That's one way to get out of it lol.

*Early wounds* lol

probably because the interviewer was high off your fart fumes

Ouch....i've done this before! It's stressful when the relationship sphere of your life overlaps the familial sphere

i wonder how long did she manage to do that !!?

There's no help there.

Classic, absolutely classic!

My friend Stacey and I both worked for the same temporary employment agency when we were younger. We used to call each other ALL THE TIME pretending to be our boss Mrs. Wallace. One day it really was Mrs. Wallace calling Stacey, and Stacey kept laughing at her. Finally after Mrs. Wallace's third try, Stacey replied "Common' Yvonne, cut the c**p I'm super busy today". #WeBothGotCaught

Don't understand. You don't know your professors?

....who else was there...

Hahaha this -including the awkward conclusion - is very much something that would happen to me

Guess who's getting coal in their stocking?

Shawshank redemption feelings

If your friend called your home phone... she would know you weren't at work.....

Smart move, quick thinkin'. Lol

You, sir, sound like the life of the party with your leg skittles and your bored husband forts.

People tell their moms about work pizza lunches ??

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is an old joke. It's been going around on facebook 😑

Fantastic lol

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Why are you on a piano if you don't want to practice piano?

Got caught going through customs.

They are usually friendly, who caught you?

I'm glad I read this. Until now, I thought I was the only one who ever whistled when I farted. I did it twice as a kid and folks don't believe me.

That happened to my mom when I left my phone at home, imagine how freaked out she was when I called her from work and said "step away from the phone ...." She thought I was spying on her lol.

Called in sick to school . Ahahahhaa . Lol cuz it matters to your teachers if you skip school .

WTF!?

She thought it was funny too. And she''ll probably admit it when you're 20

Don't feel weird the only weird one in that transaction was your neighbor, who stares like that? Creepers, is the the answer.

Punishment served

What a waste of steak!

I did the exact thing in second grade

Smarty - smart. lol

My dad had this recently, was sat in his car waiting for someone and an elderly woman got in passenger seat....her husband was sat waiting in the same type of car in space in front of dad!

Unless you're wearing heels, I don't see anything wrong with walking ten miles.

Am I the only one who imagines Harry Potter telling this to his friends while professor Snape is behind him?

damn