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I came across 40 hilarious responses people received while texting. Some were unexpected, others were downright clever, but all of them were guaranteed to make you laugh!

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    Bi.Felicia
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably since the day they found out that you were dating someone named Ruth.

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    cj be like
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post reads like the dad is texting to the son, but the little contact name says "dad"?? do they call their son dad or something? or is this just fake

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    Amy
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spelling and the fact having intolerance would have no relation to pasta 😂

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    Amy
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A balanced diet is one in each hand. And one in your tummy.

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen this one with 10 different animals, but each time it's still cute.

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    UKGrandad
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then, act like a god. When they come to you because they need something, ignore them back.

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    addyleigh
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lasagna, i know because i memorized the sound of how its spelt lol

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    real mccoy
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn’t even spell sergeant correctly. If you’re gonna scam someone, do it well.

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    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
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    2 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Trevor, way to be... "That Guy". You probably talk yourself out of promotions too.

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    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
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    2 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I may be broke, but I also still have a shovel, some concrete, and a few uncles."

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    Marnie
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, for the sticky part to be on your vagina, you would have to insert the pad into your vagina. The vagina is internal. But anyway, I don't believe this. It wouldn't absorb much if anything, so wouldn't work and you'd figure it out pretty quickly.

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    stev
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "just take the apples anyone" "seriously i cant with this s**t"

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    Nosirrow
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So funny. Maybe parents should realise the child's character depends on them.

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