that's one way to get them to answer...

I agree 👍 Totally love the sarcasm 🤣

that's a whole new level of drunk.

Game over, God, you lose.

I wish I had a friend like this

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Probably since the day they found out that you were dating someone named Ruth.

poor dave

Goat cheese is my go to.

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Boom 💥

🤣🤣🤣

This post reads like the dad is texting to the son, but the little contact name says "dad"?? do they call their son dad or something? or is this just fake

Mum is brutal. I think I'm in love.

.....sorry >D

The spelling and the fact having intolerance would have no relation to pasta 😂

Hemp, rice, coconut, soy, pea, chia, millet....

He only gave him a heads up, so that his daughter did not wind up in prison.

A balanced diet is one in each hand. And one in your tummy.

I have seen this one with 10 different animals, but each time it's still cute.

I'm over 46 and I'M laughing.

i have never related to something more

Flawless Response Victory.

real

Well then, act like a god. When they come to you because they need something, ignore them back.

Seriously, Michael, get a grip.

legendary

Never see him again!!! That worm.👿

Lasagna, i know because i memorized the sound of how its spelt lol

Anyone that gives President Musk money should be disowned.

They didn’t even spell sergeant correctly. If you’re gonna scam someone, do it well.

he was never heard from again.

Hey Trevor, way to be... "That Guy". You probably talk yourself out of promotions too.

"I may be broke, but I also still have a shovel, some concrete, and a few uncles."

Well, for the sticky part to be on your vagina, you would have to insert the pad into your vagina. The vagina is internal. But anyway, I don't believe this. It wouldn't absorb much if anything, so wouldn't work and you'd figure it out pretty quickly.

Maybe it was the cat.

"just take the apples anyone" "seriously i cant with this s**t"

So funny. Maybe parents should realise the child's character depends on them.

🤣

nugget

Ha!