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Photographer Breaks 43 Of The Most Ridiculous Laws In America, And It’s Hilarious
In her “I Fought The Law” series, Olivia Locher has come up with a series of images that creatively poke fun at some of the more absurd laws in effect in the United States. Each photo is a tongue-in-cheek rebellion that intentionally violates some absurd U.S. State law, most of which are outdated or bizarrely specific.
Some of these laws are simply outdated historical laws, while other are total headscratchers. It’s hard to imagine why riding bikes in swimming pools is illegal in California or why wine can’t be served in teacups in Kansas. And it begs the questions – was people working out while driving such a big problem in Oregon that they had to outlaw it? Other laws, while weird, have historical context and are simply outdated. It’s illegal to carry an ice-cream cone in your back pocket in Alabama because this was an ingenious way for horse thieves to steal horses. They could lead away horses with the ice-cream without ever having to lay hands on them, thereby not technically stealing the horses until they were “lost.”
To see more of this talented artist’s photography or more of this cheeky series, check out her website!
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In Alabama, It Is Illegal To Have An Ice-Cream Cone In Your Back Pocket
Who on Earth thought it could be a good idea to carry an ice-cream cone in his/her back pocket ?
In Ohio, It’s Illegal To Disrobe In Front Of A Man's Portrait
In Pennsylvania, It’s Illegal To Tie A Dollar Bill To A String And Pull It Away When Someone Tries To Pick It Up
In Arizona, You May Not Have More Than Two Dildos In A House
In Minnessota A Person May Not Cross State Lines With A Bird Atop His Head
But walking around within a state with a bird on your head is fine. Okaaaaay.
In Nevada, It’s Illegal To Put An American Flag On A Bar Of Soap
In Utah, No One May Walk Down The Street Carrying A Paper Bag Containing A Violin
In Oklahoma It's Illegal To Make Love With An Automobile
In Connecticut, Pickles Must Bounce To Officially Be Considered Pickles
Her - 'What do you do for a living?' Me- 'I'm a pickle bouncer'. Her - *swoons
In California, Nobody Is Allowed To Ride A Bicycle In A Swimming Pool
In New Jersey A Person Can Be Arrested For Slurping Soup In Public
In Maine It’s Unlawful To Tickle Women Under The Chin With A Feather Duster
In Indiana, It’s Illegal For A Man To Be Sexually Aroused In Public
In Michigan It's Illegal To Paint Sparrows To Sell Them As Parakeets
In Texas, It Is Illegal For Children To Have Unusual Haircuts
I wonder who decide what's unusual. I mean if tomorrow Nicki Minaj or anyone else decide to shave her/his head except a blue strand of hair right above the left ear and a yellow one on the back. It would be ugly af, but if few hundred kids copy her/him and it become a trend, would it be punishable by law?
In Maryland Hammering A Nail Into A Tree Is Punishable By A Fifty Dollar Fine
In Rhode Island, It Is Illegal To Wear Transparent Clothing
In Virginia, Spitting On A Seagull Is Punishable By A Fine
In Hawaii Coins Are Not Allowed To Be Placed In One’s Ears
How can magicians take them out of your ears then ? Not fair, not fair at all
In Kansas, It’s Illegal To Serve Wine In Teacups
Okay, this is dated, but there was a logical reason: People were trying to get around alcohol regulations by sneakily serving alcohol in teacups, so as to make it look like they weren't serving alcohol, and so they made that illegal. The idea being that it must be obvious you're serving alcohol.
In Kentucky, It’s Illegal To Lick A Toad
Any toad that produce hallucinogenic venom with their skin in Kentucky?
In Kentucky It's Illegal To Paint Your Lawn Red
In Wisconsin It Is Illegal To Serve Apple Pie In Public Restaurants Without Cheese
In Arkansas It’s Illegal To Kill Or Preserve Any Living Creature Without A License
In South Dakota It’s Unlawful To Cause Static
In Washington, It’s Illegal To Paint Polka Dots On The American Flag
In Colorado, It’s Illegal To Have Weeds In Your Yard
In Missouri, It’s Illegal To Deface A Milk Carton
In Nebraska, It’s Illegal For A Parent To Perm Their Child’s Hair Without A State License
Oregon: One May Not Test Their Physical Endurance While Driving A Car On The Highway
When I was younger I had a girlfriend who tested my endurance while driving.... Good times.... ;)
In Florida, A Person May Not Appear In Public Clothed In Liquid Latex
See the irony of "absurd" laws with a Mature Content Warning on body paint
In Louisiana, It’s Illegal To Gargle In Public
In Delaware It Is Illegal To Wear Pants That Are “form - Fitting” Around The Waist
In Wyoming, It’s Illegal For A Hairdresser To Groom One’s Pubic Hair
Well we all know what there Wyoming hairdressers look like in a bikini now !
In Tennessee Hollow Logs May Not Be Sold
In Delaware It’s Illegal To Serve Perfume As Liquor
It's easy to see how some of these came about. The one from Tennessee, this one and some others. They never came off of the books. Several aren't even silly laws.
In Vermont It Is Illegal To Use Colored Margarine In Restaurants Unless The Menu Indicates You Do
Margarine is white. There was a time when restaurants and grocery stores would add yellow food colouring to it and sell it - for more money - as butter. The smarter ones would mix in a little real butter to make the fraud more convincing. When I was a kid, it was illegal to sell yellow tinted margarine in grocery stores, the manufacturers would include a little packet of powdered dye for tinting at home. In some places (I think Ontario still does this), margarine can be tinted, but it's a specific colour of yellow that cannot be mistaken for butter. ... NOT a "stupid" law at all.
In New Mexico Defacing Rocks Is A Crime
Not stupid at all. Inscription Rock anyone??? There are historical rocks everywhere in the desert. The law was put there to preserve historical native american sites and places like Inscription Rock. I get the "humor" part here but....ah, whatever. I guess every state has several silly laws. I don't know if the artist here knew (probably). It's a cool photo anyway.
In Alaska No Person May Drive A Vehicle When There Are Three People In The Front Seat
In Mississippi Sesame Street Was Once Banned From Pbs.
One has to wonder what circumstances caused these laws to be passed...
My question exactly to lots of them: "why did they had to decide that?"
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I'm thinking this particular instance is of two consenting parties. ANY photos like that taken without consent is an invasion of privacy. In this case, I took it to mean even if you want to, those photos are not allowed. I don't believe they are intending to make light of a crime.
Load More Replies...In Toronto Canada it illegal to drag a dead horse down Young Street by a rope I guess you can drag a dead one down any other Street just not Young Street
One has to wonder what circumstances caused these laws to be passed...
My question exactly to lots of them: "why did they had to decide that?"
Load More Replies..."Upskirting" despite its frivolous name, is disgusting and a violation. Shame on Bored Panda for perpetuating the crime as ridiculous
I'm thinking this particular instance is of two consenting parties. ANY photos like that taken without consent is an invasion of privacy. In this case, I took it to mean even if you want to, those photos are not allowed. I don't believe they are intending to make light of a crime.
Load More Replies...In Toronto Canada it illegal to drag a dead horse down Young Street by a rope I guess you can drag a dead one down any other Street just not Young Street