*lady in the black dress* By the way I slept with your husband. *lady in the green dress* I dont have a husband....

I'm going to do all of these a second time cause I love them so much.

B: This wine is good G: Speak for yourself

black: 'well, its understandable how you and i always go together for these parties, the other two just dont bother to show up' green: ' but you never invited them...' (ok this was lame)

grey: So anyways, I went to the store, got gourmet coffee, put it in my 500 dollar brewer, and added the finest sugar inside it to make this coffee right here Blue: There's a fly inside

Green* Comeon I will drive you home *Black No (burp) i am (burp) fine.

Black: Hopefully people will notice what we are trying to say. Green: And what was that again?

Green: I got a picture of you and your dad makin out, and put it on FaceBook! Black: ... bruh

Black: Ouch! Green: Oh I'm SO sorry, but I did tell you not to stand under the shelves.

Reporter: Scientists have discovered how to make glue! Black: Oh how nice. Green: wtf glue has aready been made.

Black: im the queen of everything! Green: i dont like the look in the cats eyes. Cat: Ill kill them soon enough and then ALL will bow to me!

Black: ahhh cristmas, its so butiful, celebrating jesus being born :) Green: im satanic.

cat- HEY THAT HURTS. black- who wants some scritches!? green- be CAREFUL