This is me right now! I have been doing it for 5 hours

Awww

I hate it this happens to me!!!

The Bundy curse.

Me, every single day!

I have no trouble falling asleep any time of day when I'm supposed to be productive too.

I laugh at these sort of jokes anyway because they are so bad they are funny :)

Or Congratulations on your promotion! Oh thanks you too!

notice the fries.

Acne LITERALLY EVERYWHERE! Even on my f*****g back...

This is so me;)

...what are you supposed to answer here anyway? "Yeah lol genes, am I right?"

That's me

I love the moon in this one!

*pretends to stop at a store, or view something even remotely cool looking to avoid walking next to that person* *waits till coast is clear*

actually me

Meeting people at a party be like

Never trust the look

Blue girl is my bff. Pink girl is me.

Guilty as charged.

lol you give a cold answer and expect what?

Don't want to sound needy

9gag is that you?

This is so me

It's like "You spent all that time worrying about it. You need a break from that worrying".

"I'm going to read some fanfiction in the dark for 4 hours."

No trouble sleeping now huh?

the brain reminds me of Haru from "Free"

Lol that strawberry icon on laptop

#everytime

what you do when they say that is say yes then get up and walk out of the room and they can't say anything because the asked you "can you" and this is "MERICA so of course you can

yes my friend texts me all the time im like maybe tomorrow and at school im like no one likes me

This is exactly why I write down what I want right when I think of it.

The brain work in mysterious ways.

YES IT IS SO ANNOYING

Yep....

When you thank the guy you like for sending flowers... and they weren't from him. Awkward. Always. Read. The. Card.

YAS

Just wanna stay in bed a little more

"Mommy, what are taxes?" - Thomas Sanders

Don't take babies to movies or plays or anywhere that people are being quiet. Just don't. Don't be an a*****e. Get a baby sitter if you want to go out. The world didn't make you have children, so we don't want to suffer for your choices!

Omg, this is 100% me! It's so awful!

Ouch

what you do for this one is you smile so wide that You are either ugly or creepy 👍🏻

Preeeesure drop - oh, pressure, oh yeah, pressure's gonna drop on you! I say, wheeeeen it drops - yes, you gotta feel it- AAAAAAAL THAT YOU'RE DOING IS WRONG. ♬♪

This is on here twice?

Also on here twice??