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My name is Keli, and I own Colette Paperie. I started designing my card line over 10 years ago. I was sitting in hospice with my mother, who was graciously living her last few days. She could've used some funny cards - but they were all sappy and boring. I had a plan to create something the market was missing. It's not missing any longer, but I like to think I helped start the trend of snarky greetings. Check out a few of my favorite Valentine's Day cards below!

More info: colettepaperie.com

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Dog > You (Sorry Not Sorry)

Dog > You (Sorry Not Sorry)

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#2

We Don't Need A Holiday

We Don't Need A Holiday

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#3

Sounded Scary ; Wasn't Really

Sounded Scary ; Wasn't Really

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#4

Pals Are So Important This Year!

Pals Are So Important This Year!

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#5

Of All The A******s... And There Are A Lot Of Them

Of All The A******s... And There Are A Lot Of Them

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#6

Like, All Of Them?!

Like, All Of Them?!

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Valerie G.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need this to give to my hubby, we really need another cat, it's been four years since my last one died.

#7

Vodka > Valentine's Day

Vodka > Valentine's Day

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#8

Do Not Pass Go

Do Not Pass Go

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#9

If We Didn't Have A Certificate To Prove It

If We Didn't Have A Certificate To Prove It

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#10

Not A Nightmare, I Swear!

Not A Nightmare, I Swear!

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#11

Um... What? Huh?

Um... What? Huh?

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#12

I Love So Much Idiotic S**t

I Love So Much Idiotic S**t

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#13

Mostly...

Mostly...

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#14

After 2020, I'm Done

After 2020, I'm Done

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#15

Friend Love Is Important, Too!

Friend Love Is Important, Too!

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#16

Amen

Amen

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Regulation Hottie

Regulation Hottie

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