50 Painful Yet Hilarious Memes About Work That May Make You Laugh, Then Cry
InterviewAt some point in your career, you’re likely to realize that you might have been unwillingly cast as the lead in the sequel to the movie, ‘Groundhog Day.’ You wake up tired, swallow a mouthful of cheap coffee, drive to the office, halfheartedly work on stuff that doesn’t make the world a better place, whine about your boss by the watercooler, get back home after a sting in traffic, and then veg out on the couch with cheap food and low-quality TV. It’s a loop that nobody should end up stuck in.
But many issues that employees face these days—from burnout to quiet firing—are common. So much so that they turn into memes. The ‘Employed AF’ Instagram page features some of the most relatable work memes ever, and today we’re sharing the top ones with you, Pandas. We all know you deserve a break from doing boring office stuff all day, so go on—grab a cup of coffee, scroll down, and enjoy a good laugh or two. Don’t forget to share the pics you enjoyed the most with your colleagues. Preferably, during your next super serious meeting.
Bored Panda got in touch with the friendly duo running the 'Employed AF' page, as well as the massively popular 'Thirty AF' project and 'AF Media' brand. They shed some light on the popularity of work memes and shared some great tips on how to manage burnout. You'll find our full interview with Chloe Jankowitz and Peter West as you read on.
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This one is perfect. You also have to take into account the extreme anxiety you feel until you track down and find that email.
Lmao I just went through this (sweet victory when I found it)
Load More Replies...Or resending an email they claim to have not gotten, with the greeting "as the attached email will explain" which is office speak for "B*tch, can you read"?
Bored Panda was incredibly curious to find out why Chloe and Peter decided to branch off from 'Thirty AF' and create a separate Instagram page, 'Employed AF,' mainly for work memes. "We have always posted a variety of different topics on @iamthirtyaf and it has been fun to see which topics really strike a chord with our followers and inspire conversations in the comments. Over the years, we have found that posts related to the workplace always spark engaging and relevant conversations," they told us during an interview via email.
"You know when you develop a close friendship with a coworker who you bond with over venting about work, a process that not only makes you a new friend but can also be in a lot of ways pretty therapeutic? Social media has kind of taken that experience and broadened it, we can vent about what goes on at work with strangers on the internet and learn that our experiences are actually commonplace," they said that this can range from small things like everyone rolling their eyes over the coworker who heats up their leftover fish in the break room microwave (everyone knows someone like that). Or it can be about calling out jobs that don't list the salary in the job description.
"It has also created a sort of networking space where people can share ideas, problem-solve and give advice, give interview tips... you name it!"
But I am antisocial. If you haven't figured that out by now, then that's on you
I hate eating in the staff break room. I don’t want to hear about your tragic life, Kelly.
I wish my co-worker would go eat alone, he chews with his mouth open and it's SO FREAKING LOUD it makes me feel ill. I have to put headphones in until he's done.
YESSSS. THISS. If you see me with my nose in a book during my 30 minutes of free time, that is NOT an invitation to start a conversation!!
THIS. When I'm deep in thought solving some problem at work I have coworkers who see that as an opportunity for water cooler talk. I'm trying to think here! At lunch I took try to disappear for a moment of peace.
Load More Replies...This is why I always went outside for a walk at lunch time, no matter what the weather was like.
I feel this at a deep level. The number of times l've done this to have some alone time.
Load More Replies...Get tha hell away from me while I'm eating my lunch!! I WILL BITE YOU! LOL!
They want you to set goals so they can use them as the new normal to justify paying you s**t to do 3x your job
I snorted when my 23 year old (lovely) supervisor asked me about my professional goals at my $10 an hour library assistant job. I am 58 with a masters degree. Obviously, my goal is to just get through to the end of my life without any added stress.
When asked, "Where do you want to be in five years?", I replied, "Not here."
they want you to set goals so they can judge you for not meeting them and not have to give you a raise as a result.
My work goal is to make it to shift change without throwing anything at anyone.
"It's hard to describe them to someone else, but believe me - I'll recognize them when I come across them."
Chloe and Peter both founded AF Media in 2009 when they graduated from college at the height of the recession. "It was a very sudden and unexpected wakeup call that the professional world we were entering (with our 6 figure + student loan debt!) was very different than what we thought/had been told it would be. We couldn't find jobs anywhere!" the duo opened up to Bored Panda.
At one point, they even had to take their degree off their resume to apply for a job at a local movie theater that was paying $6.75 an hour at the time... and they were rejected.
"Similar experiences were shared by so many millennials, and together we have had to figure out how to navigate our careers differently than generations have before us all the while hearing the 'no one wants to work these days' and 'millennials can't buy houses because they drink too many lattes and eat avocados on toast' narratives from the same generation that told us that going into extreme debt to get a bachelor's degree was what it would take to have a prosperous career. This, like the shared experience of venting about microwaved fish, is a topic that millennials are able to bond over and share their own experiences with."
Same! I'm supposed to be working right now, but I'm on BP heheheh
Load More Replies...Sorry, you were the one that didn't allow me to work from home. Now I don't work in the office either
Yep. Those 72 invoices that have been emailed to the clients created themselves.
Chloe and Peter, who curate 'Employed AF,' noted that we all see how the world of work continually changes around us. "We aren't finding one job and sticking with it until retirement like many of our parents have done, whether by choice/job hopping to improve salary and benefits or because of nonstop layoffs that are rampant in seemingly every company!" In short, more and more people aren't willing to work 40-hour weeks at companies that don't even pay them enough to cover their basic expenses. Substandard wages in this economy?! No, thank you.
"We're pushing back on what had previously been considered norms in the workplace like saying no to unpaid overtime and working weekends, we're advocating for our needs, we're unapologetically using our vacation days and sick leave, and we're calling out our employers for unethical workplace practices. People have a lot to say on these topics, and we've loved hosting a platform for these conversations," the page founders said.
"Employed AF is growing faster than any other account we run—it was previously our 30AF backup account and on Jan 1 of this year we had around 3,000 followers when we switched it over to Employed AF. Three months later, we have 116K (and growing!) super engaged followers who we love connecting with every day."
... nother twist: And planned his coworker being allowed to watch and ... did something ... funny. F****d his sandwich or such.
Load More Replies...I feel like I've seen this entire post somewhere. It turned out that the thief had just thrown the food away for no reason and then acted like nothing had happened, she even ate the same type of food a day after while commenting on how good it was. She wasn't properly confronted and it ended pretty anti-climactically
'for no reason' if she did it repeatedly i think it's safe to assume there was a reason. disappointing but not surprising there was no resolution. bosses never resolve anything. 🙄
Load More Replies...I would plant food traps carefully so they start a check for who put the tainted food in the fridge.
This was part of the entire saga where it turned out to be the coworkers' desk neighbour who went in and threw it away for no reason at all
My colleagues won't even consider it weird If I'd sitting at my desk constanly munching on lemons
If they're going to lie to you to get you there, then you can bet your backside that they're dishonest in multiple other ways in this business and with their employees. Good on you for walking...
"You lied to me, a potential employee. I'm no longer interested in working for you," is a valid and reasonable stance.
I told a recruiter off for lying and they told me "we will no longer be offer your positions going forward" and I was all "oh no, I'll have to rely on the [checks email] 2,000 other recruiters who email me daily"
What the hell are people like that thinking? "Oh hey, no one wants to work at our office somewhere in nowhere with minimum 2 hours commute a day when they know that the position wasn't remote. Yeah, they don't even apply, so obviously they're not very desperate and have a clear expectation of what they want. But we'll trick them! We'll lie to them it's remote, wait for them to apply and spring it on them that we'll lied to them before they even started and surely then they'll see how great we are and will let us hire them anyways!" How exactly do people like that think this'll work?
I accepted a job offer 70 miles from home on the promise of getting paid per diem. I get my first pay check, call them up and tell them, "Hey, I don't see my per diem in here". Their response? "Didn't we tell you? We changed our mind." Yeah, when they admit they flat out lied in their job offer, that' when you start sending out resumes again.
A recent survey by Deloitte found that a whopping 77% of respondents have experienced burnout at their current job. Bored Panda wanted to get the 'Employed AF' team's take on how to address burnout, establish work-life balance, and to find some fun in the 9-to-5 grind.
They opened up to Bored Panda that burnout is a very real issue that they've faced themselves. Some days, even answering a single email felt "like an insurmountable task" that'd be put off, even if it might only take 5 minutes to do.
"The pandemic, the switch to WFH, non-stop Zoom meetings and reorg after reorg along with the existential crisis of having to log your Q2 goals whilst the world crumbled around us was a mind-f to say the least." Some ways to get over burnout include realizing that working during working hours is enough, and that employees don't owe their boss their time and energy when they're off the clock.
My cat learned how to turn off my computer in meetings when she feels she's not receiving enough attention
His first mistake was not feeding the cat on time. His second was having a desktop computer.
Haha, I call BS. No woman I've EVER known, in 50+ years, has been "ashamed" of making more than a guy in her life, or elsewhere.
Um......Boyfriends and husbands are ashamed and worried about their 5hit incomes as compared to ambitious and competent women around them.
I have a "normal" job so my artsy husband can pursue his dreams. Whenever people give us c**p for it I remind them that no one would care if the genders were switched...
Anyone who gives a c**p, you'd probably do better without. Especially in this economy, who cares who earns what as long as you're happy and the bills are paid?
Load More Replies...Maybe just bad punctuation? "They intend to pay this person $32k-$90k, more than they currently pay me. So, I applied."
Load More Replies...That's a power move. That way they get a clear warning shot, seeing their own employee's CV and cover letter will make them aware what they could do 7f their pay isn't matched while simultaneously going through the expensive task of hiring. They'll be presented with the cruel reality: if they refuse matching OP's salary, they'll still have to pay what OP wanted but to a much less qualified person they have to train while getting saddled with the hiring costs of a second job opening because obviously OP is willing to apply for better opportunities and leave their current position. It says: pay me or I leave without directly saying pay me or I leave
So I’m not sure on the legalities (or business ethics) of pay gaps, but I know that my bf’s workplace will pay the average salary for new employees, BUT if they find that a current employee is paid significantly less, they’ll raise their salary so there isn’t a huge discrepancy. Win-win.
That is an insane pay difference of around $50K. I think the company is just putting a large pay amount and never had any intention of hiring somebody for that amount. I have been offered so many jobs and no matter your experience they also offer you the minimum pay.
Maybe it's about experience, team lead vs grunt? Someone who's an absolute guru would be hired for the top figure, someone who's just "ok" for the lower one? I dunno, still seems weird to me. If I was hiring I'd be targeting a specific role/experience level. So it's either be "Senior UX" at top rate, or "Junior UX" at bottom rate. Maybe they're just hoping to get good applications then lowball the person too.
Load More Replies...Highly recommend reading the full thread on twitter. Good stuff!
For instance, some workers might feel pressured to sign up for projects outside their job description in order to try and impress one of their company's big-wigs. However, they probably won't notice all of that effort. What's more, even answering emails on a Saturday might not save your skin if there's a reorganization in the works or a massive lay-off planned.
Moreover, it's vital to protect your mental health. One trap that many employees fall into is saying 'yes' to everything at work. However, they might soon find themselves "completely stretched to capacity." It's completely fine to say 'no' sometimes when you're at your limits. Meanwhile, if you plan to work overtime, ensure that you're paid. At the same time, consider using some of that time to build something for yourself.
"The workplace of 2023 is unpredictable and time and energy are as valuable as ever, give that time to yourself and up-skill, build a business, network... do something that benefits you and not a big company that doesn't recognize the contributions you're putting in beyond your assigned tasks/will make up for the fact that we aren't getting bonuses this year with free pizza in the break room on a random Tuesday."
Ooh what a crime, they want to know how much money they're gonna make, shocking. Scandalous, even
And once they have the job, the temerity to only work during work hours.
Load More Replies...Be strong, it is getting worse... Some people even work FOR THE MONEY...
A job I applied for refuse to tell me the salary after my 2ND Interview. I politely declined a 3rd interview and told them if they valued my time and effort that little that they wouldn't even share salary information with me as a candidate, I didn't want to see how little they would value me as an employee.
Why would you waste your time applying and going through multiple interviews if the salary was insufficient to support you? Pro Tip: You will never find a single applicant who doesn't care about the salary, but only wants to work to make YOUR dream come true. Grow up, ffs.
You're going to have to get real competitive at the food bank?
Load More Replies...better than the usual "lots more fish in the sea" or "cheer up"... mac and cheese always helps. and chocolate. and wine.
May I also suggest adding some mustard powder as per an advice in a recent post here on BP?
Need a mixture of both to be honest. Disgruntled ex-employees exist and it's not just because the company sucks. Sometimes the employee sucked and the company was right to get rid of them.
Load More Replies...I did this by connecting with some employees of the company which headhunted me once... invinted them over LinkIn to an evening chat with a glass of wine in my hand. Triggered by the sight of alcohol they started drinking too and after an hour I knew all about the workplace and some quite nasty gossip too. All in all soviet flag parade.. rejected it.
And if they ask you for adjectives people would use to describe you, use the ones used for your Hogwarts house
I've actually done this and ended up working at the company for 10 years post positive feedback. The fact they were receptive to the ask in the first place was a great sign.
This shows the divide between unemployable people and the successful people. Your happiness isn't a factor. You won't be petting kittens and riding rainbows. You're there to do a job, which assumes it's not a job people would do for free. That's why you're paid. You've given up your happy time to complete tasks.
OMG, yes, your happiness absolutely is a factor, and a crucial one. My circle of friends almost exclusively includes highly successful people with middle to low six-figure salaries. I can speak for nearly all of them when I say we have never and would never take a job where I wasn't given an opportunity to speak privately to a handful of employees to assess the culture and environment in the company. Good companies make this a standard part of the interview process. Most of my friends are 40-ish year old mid-level managers and also do the same with all the interviews we conduct. "Wooing" potential employees is a normal part of the process. It's not that is *should* be normal; it's that it already is in many job sectors... just not in some others. Make it normal in all of them.
Load More Replies...Yup. Turnabout is fare play -- I always find the bar or diner where employees from prospective company hang, and listen for about three days b4 I decide
The ‘Employed AF’ Instagram page is managed by the team running the massively popular ‘Thirty AF’ social media project. Created back in December 2019, ‘Employed AF’ currently has 116k followers. Meanwhile, the ‘Thirty AF’ account has amassed a whopping 2.3 million adoring fans since mid-2018.
The entire project and all of its Instagram pages are dedicated to hilarious internet content that brightens people’s day. If you have a sudden impulse to forward a meme to all of your pals like we do, then clearly, they know how to curate content well.
A while ago, Bored Panda had gotten in touch with the founders of the ‘Thirty AF’ page and the 'AF Media' brand, Chloe and Peter, who know each other incredibly well. They have been good friends since their freshman year at Emerson College in Boston, Massachusetts.
When they graduated in 2009, they lived in different states and countries. However, they constantly kept in touch with each other by sending each other memes and videos. Due to how similar their sense of humor was, they eventually decided to share it with a wider public. Namely—the world.
There are no cons as far as I can tell. Been working from home for a few years now.
I have as well and it is WONDROUS! Even better if you have any sort of social anxiety or are just plain an introvert, because everyone now knows that they cannot call or come to my home during the day! I have a legit reason for NO COMPANY :D
Load More Replies...I occasionally like being in the office. We have a meet and greet week once a year where our employer pays fully for us to come to the main office. There are barbecues, pizza parties, free breakfast, they book hotels with spas and everyone get a sree spa hour, a fridge full with free drinks (including beer) and it's lots of fun, a really nice one week workation. But I'm glad it's just once a year and not mandatory. So far I attended every time and enjoyed it tremendously. I like meeting my colleagues now and then. But any more than that and I'm out. So I'm glad that for the rest of the year we're fully and 100% remote.
Tastes vary. Personally (during the corona lockdowns) i got really tired of seeing my colleagues as 2D pics on a screen, in one of those neverending Zoom/Teams calls. I appreciate the small talk, the informal meetings at the coffee machine, the chit-chat, and the friday beers with colleagues. Working at home is also alright, of course. But not forced, and not: Every. Single. Day.
I loved the pandemic for allowing us to work from home. Not that it was good to HAVE a pandemic, but the upside for me definitely was working from home. I am pretty much an introvert, so walked dogs, read books, streamed. My social interaction was helping a friend with taking care of her farm.
Cons-- damn dog attacking my toes again, having to deal with family constantly, getting way too fat from oh so many snacks..
Also, you can tell which news sites are "big company" owned or friendly by how they present the whole WFH debate. I'm looking at you YahooNews.
Load More Replies...I particularly like the aspect of my retail job where we have 'meetings' that consist of a supervisor or manager yelling at us for something that wasn't done correctly, except we all know the person who actually made the mistake was either a new hire who hadn't been told what to do, or someone from the weekend shift, none of whom are currently present. The people you are currently chewing out have all been here every week for at least 18 months and are the least likely to have done the thing. Maybe go repeat this conversation with the guy you hired last week.
Load More Replies...I would always press the button. But there's always that's one person who thinks meetings = productivity.
Secretly? No. I want a great big glowing X above my head. I'm gonna Simon Cowell the c**p outta this meeting. Buzzer optional.
In lieu of buzzer, make "nyeeeeeghhh" sound as loudly as you can.
Load More Replies...OMG I LOOOVE this idea. But sadly, there's always that ONE person "I have something I'd like to add..."
Our bosses make an open agenda every time before a meeting. Everyone can write a point on it they want to discuss. If you do so, you have to describe the situation in short and attach everything that's important to understand the point so people can prepare for the discussion. If no one writes a topic on the agenda, there is no meeting. Most times our boss gives a short overview of things that happened and what has to be done, gives a few news and we're out after 20 minutes. But even when there were more points on the agenda we'd rarely ever had more than on hour per week because everyone was able to look at it in preparation and adding their questions so whoever put that point on the agenda could prepare beforehand. Why can't all bosses be like that?
The 6 words that strike terror in your heart. We even named the empty office you’d go into for the “quick chat”, Room of Doom!
We call ours the black hole because nobody ever returns.
Load More Replies...I wish everyone understood human nature (or mine anyway) like this boss.
My old boss would come in my cube at 5PM on Friday and say, "You and I have to talk first thing Monday morning". After a weekend of worry, turns out its about planning a birthday party.
“Good thing” means it’s not to discuss her being fired so she doesn’t hafta worry. (Why would he call her in to tell her something about something that’s good just for him?)
Load More Replies..."Quick chat - good thing" means you're getting a promotion and a raise, at least for my direct reports.
I'm doing it wrong then. "Quick chat - good thing" for me has always meant I'm doing such a good job they're giving me more work for the same pay. Maybe a small Starbucks gift card to go with it.
Load More Replies...My first reaction to my boss saying, "Hey, have you got a minute?" is always "Oh s**t! What have I done now?"
I used to have a boss who was a total a$$***e, but early on, before I had her sussed out, she asked me, in the nicest voice, “Do you have a minute?” This happened, btw, at 5:00 on a Friday afternoon. Because she sounded so friendly, I said, “Sure!” and then followed her into her office. I truly thought that she was going to compliment me on my work, such as by saying, “Great job!” or something like that. NOPE! I Once we were in her office, she proceeded to ream me out about something I had done a couple of weeks earlier. I hadn’t even known that this thing that I had done was wrong! So I then I left her office, completely bamboozled and crestfallen. Needless to say, my entire weekend was ruined. From then on, whenever she wanted to “just have a little chat” with me, I made sure that my Union rep accompanied me, because that always intimidated her!
Load More Replies...Yes, okay, but my anxiety is screaming that that means if you ever get an invite from that boss without a qualifier, you are most certainly fired.
“In 2018, we decided to start Thirty AF as a fun way to share these jokes with a wider group of friends. We never really thought it would ever grow into anything more than a fun hobby, but eventually, it really started picking up and we decided to put more of our focus into figuring out what our brand was and finding creative new ways to engage our quickly growing following through reposted content and regular features that we created ourselves,” the project creators previously told Bored Panda.
“We both have backgrounds in marketing and media, and found that our combined skills helped us create something that stood out from other meme accounts and build a fun and engaged community of 30-somethings,” they shared with us during an earlier interview.
However, online popularity is a double-edged sword. It’s absolutely wonderful to get praise and attention from strangers. Though it can mean that you find very little time for anything but curating your social media page. There’s a lot of pressure that comes from having to entertain everyone.
So, as the years went by, Chloe and Peter changed their approach to how they manage the brand.
Unless they are a controlling, narcissistic boss who thinks everything they suggest is the only way
That’s what it sounds like, she already gave them a solution they’re not liking.
Load More Replies...Why does the word "business" have a trade mark after it? Who owns it?
I had some business dealing with company not to be named, but it's West of Germany, south of Belgium and north of Spain. We proposed them few solutions, to which they replie- yeas, your solution is cheaper and better, but we prefer our proposed solution.
I seem to have spent my life waiting for others to catch up and finally ‘get it’. It’s a wasteland out there. Upper management got where they are because their boss didn’t want to hire any body smarter than themselves. Think about it. 🤔 Btw I am 75. People don’t change.
My whole working life. Regardless of my title, men always seemed to assume they know better. Had one business owner request a certain type of report. I explained to him that the accounting software we used would not print what he wanted, but that I could export the data into Excel and create the report, but it would take a few hours. He kept insisting I could print it, I kept telling him the system parameters didn't allow for it. I finally shoved away from my desk and said. "Fine. Show me". Back peddle, back peddle. I was like Dude, I am certified in over a dozen accounting programs, you can barely print a check when I'm not here. He had to call our CPA (a man) for confirmation. Never even bothered to apologize. D*ck.
In other words: if I wanted to reply faster I would send a whatsapp
You mean..: „If you want it faster, send a letter“
Load More Replies...In a work environment that's not really great. Unless you reply immediately with a "thanks for your email, I'm reviewing it and will respond when I can" type reply. Otherwise the sender is sitting there wondering what's happening for four days... "did they get my email", "Are they ignoring me?", "Should I send another or phone them?"
That's a great point. I love the signature, but if the email it's attached to doesn't arrive for four days, it's not very helpful. You'd need an immediate email to share this portion and then the actual reply a few days later.
Load More Replies...I have no idea what I'm doing 80% of the time. I just stay focused on getting to my recliner at the end of the day and hoping the remote batteries are good because I don't want to end my day arguing with Alexa that I want Hulu and not Netflix.
As someone who loves it when adults are transparent, especially in a school setting, thank you
“Much of the content that we post is submitted by creators. We love meeting creators and comedians who are new to Instagram and helping drive traffic to their pages; we have networked with a ton of incredibly talented creators over the years and share their content a lot,” they explained.
“We keep a close eye on meme trends and will often share roundups of the funniest memes and tweets related to trending topics. We're also part of a lot of online groups, particularly for millennials and different nostalgia groups, and a lot of content comes from there. We also create a lot of original content mostly for our stories and TikTok," Chloe and Peter said.
During another, more recent interview, the duo behind ‘Thirty AF’ shared a bit of their wisdom about standing out on social media. There are so many great content creators out there that it can be a bit difficult to have your voice heard at times.
"Pay attention to what resonates with your following and post more of it! Over the years, we have very much let our followers influence our content. When we first started out, '90s/nostalgia wasn't a huge focus. We'd post a nostalgic meme from time to time and began to notice that the comments became a space where people really bonded and had funny and positive interactions with strangers on the internet (shocking... I know!)," the delightful duo told Bored Panda.
You could add this to your resume: "Strategically used morning meetings to avoid possible strike" Angry cats are no joke!!
That's the equivalent of, "Sorry, I already have plans". The fact that my "plans" are to change into my comfy jammies and catch up on my BritBox shows is irrelevant.
Counter proposal, the Guy Fawkes mask from V for Vendetta
Load More Replies...And that's why you shouldn't be forced to put on your camera. You might not like what you see!
I was once told that people could tell I was put off by what my facial expressions said on video. My response was "My face can't curse, so you got off easy."
My boss has told me I need to be more aware of my facial expressions as they are very "loud." I truly don't know what to say about it anymore. Like, "that's seriously just my face and what it does. It is out of my control."
If they just expect people to be happy with everything why have a meeting. Meetings are for discussions and hashing out differing points of view. If you just want people to go along with what you want then send an email.
Replacing live feed by pictures of emoji, and changing them according to the b******t heard...
How is this not higher up!!! Resting b&*ch face, no resting Dorthy (Golden Girls) face!
I've never understood listing personal interests on a CV. Unless you've just left school and have no work experience at all, then who cares?
"We started to focus on that more and, in addition to the content we posted in the feed, we created story series around nostalgic themes and launched our global treasure hunt for Nostalgia Grabs (free packs of nostalgic treasures hidden all over the world!). We absolutely post content that isn't tied to nostalgia as well, but letting our following influence our themes definitely plays a big part in growing a page on IG!"
Meanwhile, they find new ways to constantly keep their followers engaged, from organizing photo contests to asking for suggestions for songs and movies. What’s more, followers really enjoy being credited and being in the spotlight for a bit, say, when they’re tagged in stories, mentioned for their contributions, and have their comments replied to. It makes people feel valued.
8 hours? Who can concentrate for 8 hours? More like: A)30 mins of work done in 8 hours. B)Panic. C)8 hours of work done in 30 mins.
People with ADHD can. We either hyperfocus or can’t focus at all. I’ve wasted hours hyperfocusing on books, playing games, drawing, and writing
Load More Replies...I'm b unless I'm actually interested in the subject (writing, art, music related stuff, feeding the neighbourhood crows) or I want to impress my teachers (I've done this in ELA twice and science once)
Everytime one of my coworkers say they'll lunch with me I die inside because all I wanted was to watch stupid videos
But...but they're just trying to take you to dinner first!
Load More Replies...I never liked when the office manager wanted to do a get together after work, like I spend 8 hours with these idiots already
Depends on two things, whether you like the office manager and whether you are allowed to decline without ramifications. In a good office after work drinks or a meal are great because people actually like each other and if they have something else on there are no repercussions. Bad office it's mandatory "fun" and you're punished if you don't go :(
Load More Replies...Every friday, we have our mandated safety meeting at the diner. kills three boids wit one stone-- we get breakfast, talk sht, and get out of a meeting
I'm there to work, not to make friends. I have a family at home, so no I don't want to go out with the "gang" after work! Then I'm the stuck up b***h. : (
Because there aren't as many upvotes on this as others.
Load More Replies..."We put a lot of effort into writing engaging captions, pinning funny comments, and replying to people in the comment threads. Simply posting a meme and bailing isn't a way to connect with people. By hanging around, engaging, and personalizing, you show that you're present and give a human connection to a page. We've put a lot of effort into keeping things consistent through regular features and making story content feel unique to our brand," the ‘Thirty AF’ team said.
It's hard to believe that HR or upper management didn't get wise to this scheme.
HR or upper management getting wise to anything?
Load More Replies...Petty humans being petty. Imagine that. Thankfully most successful businesses are employed with androids.
The last thing I want to do is take the petty office drama home with me. The juicy gossip, yes, but not the petty drama.
It's again incompletely stolen from psychology. It originally was a technique for people with social anxiety to deal better with the little failures in their lifes. You know, those people who constantly and excessively apologize for even the slightest mishaps you wouldn't even remember if they wouldn't make such a great deal of it. For some people this is a compulsion they can't get rid of. One way to deal with it is to thank others instead of apologising. That way the whole interaction becomes more positive and people with social anxiety can circumvent the impulse to apologize excessively. But marketing groups snatched it up and run with it to sometimes ridiculous degrees to avoid any apology even when it's more than needed. In therapy I was told: if it's truly your fault, apologize, if you couldn't prevent it, say thank you instead. Works pretty well if you do it that way.
Load More Replies...Yes! I should’ve said “Thank you for being patient” to every caller who bitched about waiting for answer for 30 minutes. Well, they claim they waited 30 minutes, but my BS meter goes crazy, knowing that they’re lying.
That phrase always puts me off. It roughly translates to "no one knows what they're doing and you'll be lumped with everyone else's shïte"
In my case it meant: we have a startup culture and processes can change daily. But the work isn't bad. It's a cool company that is aware that the job is hard and makes a significant effort to minimise negative impact in any way possible so you can still have a reasonable workload. They also pay well. In 9 out of ten cases it's bad if they describe themselves that way but sometimes it's exactly what it says on the tin: an industry with fast changing rules that has to adapt quickly and needs people who can think on their own and live with regularly changing processes.
[presses finger tips together in front of my mouth] um, no
Yes, we have a budget plan for employees that will be applying for another job soon, so pad your slacker resume with that.
Yes. Everybody wants you to be a go-getter, able to handle a stressful workplace. Why not create a workplace where you don't HAVE to handle that much stress and have happier employees?
"Don't try to take credit for content that you didn't create. Crediting and helping drive traffic to creators' pages is not only the right thing to do, it also is helpful in growing your own page! People appreciate the tags, follow, and share your original content, too. Over the years, we've actually become good friends with a lot of the creators we've connected with through IG, we just went to one of their weddings!"
Which of these memes did you enjoy the most, dear Pandas? Were there any that you forwarded to your colleagues (or even your boss) while you were at work? What keeps you motivated and focused on the silver lining when the going gets tough? Share your thoughts in the comments! We'd love to hear from you.
Other day, I replied to an email about an issue I did not want to deal with 'tag your it'.
There's no better feeling than realizing your only job now is waiting for a response
When we assigned Muppets to people every women and some men wanted Miss Piggy. We had to make a raffle
Load More Replies...Them: "Lead, follow, or get out of the way." Me: "I'll get out of the way."
I thought I was the source of all the problems. It's literally why I log on every morning.
Well, sometimes, the boss having an idea how to do something different than it is usually done is a funny source for numerous and unprecedented problems, of which none has had a standard solution yet. Then, why do it different? Because he has a patent on it. Nobody else has ... guess that has a reason, maybe...?
My company blocks emails going to the inbox of a person on maternity leave, so you don't come back to loads of unfinished things.
My former boss went on vacay for a week. Bragged he came back to 5k emails...I can't even...
Load More Replies...We have long vacations here, 4-5 weeks. My out of office -reply says "I do not read emails received during my vacation. If need be, contact me again after [date]. If the matter is urgent, contact [company emai]." I get 1000-2000 mails during my vacation, no way am I going to go through those. Highlight, mark read and be on my merry way.
Left a job after almost 6 years.... my assistant had asked for copies of a few files I had modified and written programs for so I put those files on a zip drive and handed it over.... my replacement walked up to see me deleting all my folders, all my templates, every daily record and production schedule for the entire time I had been in the position and about lost her s**t because mangement thought I was going to leave all the work for her..... 😆 after they steamroller and blocked my assistant from getting the position she deserved
Even OOO puts the emails in your inbox. I just assume that if you get the OOO message, you moved on and it's not my problem anymore.
100% AGREE!! Why doesn't you're damn autofill work!! Argh!!
Load More Replies...Because it's a marketing scam. Diamonds for engagement was started by De Beers to boost sales. Obviously, it worked better than their wildest expectations. It's only recently that people have seen how awful the diamond industry in general is and are rejecting it.
You can get lab created real diamonds for 1/3 less with no people harmed mining them. Get more size for your buck!
you can even get them with small inclusions so they look even more real. Have you seen the rubber ones? Cool and only like 50$
Load More Replies...I thought decorating our bodies with pretty rocks was a stone-ages thing, #hashtag: cave-people bling
I've had to do this since my 20s, so it's not a new phenomenon. But it makes less sense now. Also, don't be rude when you get a LinkedIn-generated resume.
I went to a new doctor. After filling out the first page, I flipped to the next and IT WAS EVERYTHING I JUST FILLED OUT GOTTEN FROM THE MAIN SYSTEM ALL DOCTORS IN MY NETWORK CAN SEE!!!! 🤬
Group project at school: Okay, when will we meet again? Group project at work: You bring the hot dogs, you bring the watermelon.....
Today I learnt the word, agrarian. adjective relating to cultivated land or the cultivation of land.
I learned riparian, adjective relating to wetlands adjacent to rivers and streams from Hyacinth Bucket. Surprising where learning comes from.
Load More Replies...It's indeed a remnant of times without electricity. Many jobs couldn't be done as soon as the sun goes down. Try sewing or harvesting or anything else by the light of one candle! It's just not doable. You can read and write with the light of one lamp but not much more. So if you slept till ten you'd not get much done so you were indeed lazy. Modern technology changed that. Now it doesn't matter what time it is, you can get just as much work done no matter the time. But people cling to old ideas no matter how reality has changed
The answer is 'Yes', that's exactly why people who rise at 10am are labelled as lazy. The non-lazy used to get up with the sun, work whilst it was light, and then do a little more work that could be done in low light levels. Whilst that was true of then, now we have electric lights, and can work at any time. The secret is instead of saying you get up at 10am, say you work 'second shift', or that your working hours tie in with (insert name of country a few time zones away).
Kind of a mix between that (regarding farmers and how they've always been held up on a pedestal for their "hard working" 'morals') and the Bible stories, so yeah.
Micro managers want this. Everyone else wants your work done before the deadline.
It is exactly that. The 'early to bed..." saying is from at least as far back as the English in the 1400s and I would not be surprised if the Chinese or some other culture had their variation long before that. So yeah, back then if you didn't get up with daylight you got less done that day than folks who did.
Blame it on the Benedictines. They invented schedules, and they started at dawn.
All other members of my household are Nighttime people. I am a daytime early riser, I get on their nerves . I THINK THEY MIGHT All other members of my household are Nighttime people. I am not. I get on their nerves alot...
My mother is a lark, my brother is an owl, but I think my dad and I are dormice
Load More Replies...I am a lark. As a manager I don't care if you do your job in your hours as long as you don't care when I do mine. Both sides in this debate usually want the other to confirm either their normal and that never works well
I didn't expect to see "snail" and "sudden jolt of energy" in the same sentence
Wish I could upvote this comment more than once!
Load More Replies...This! I check my social media on my days off, but my Outlook gets ignored on any day I'm not working. Which in summer could be up to five weeks.
Instagram is fine if you strictly limit your channels to follow. I only and exclusively follow pet channels and block everything that's not a cat, a dog, a bunny, a horse or another animal someone keeps as a pet. That way, Instagram is my go to place for a constant stream of cute animal pictures and a real enrichment of my everyday life.
While a useful tool, it is so abused that I have come to despise email with a burning passion!
Tbh I just wish we could normalize not interacting with people when we're not feeling like it
I worked for a very generous company, back in the day. In addition to being paid for all major holidays, we got 5 sick days and 5 mental health days.
I think a person should declare themselves as “legally tired.” That way, they can get out of doing things that’s too much for their mental capacity. Or if they don’t want to do it.
Trouble with that is there are people who will abuse it and that puts soooooo much pressure on your colleagues
I love my bosses. They completely randomly call me into their virtual office just to discuss how to make cookies or showing me cat videos, but would never do so for something serious. Then they'll always sending an invitation with a rough description what it is they want to talk about and my work evaluations have fixed dates so no surprises there.
And not knowing whether you're excited or scared of that outcome.
My previous manager found a song with my name in the lyrics. For 7 years, he would play the song at full volume whenever he wanted to call me to his office. It's hard to feel intimidated by that :D
This is one example of how schooling "prepares" you for the work world - gets you used to 'Authorities' having power over your day, your life, your happiness, with the simplest of acts.
When they say 'they want to put chips in our eyes' I think that would be such a time saver.
If a small screen is inhabited by black and white bears suffering from ennui, so much the better
Construction world much better-- I get PAID to yell at people, and smash things with big hammers
F**k Im in Brooklyn. What a s**t hole. F**k, Brooklyn smells like a*s.
Load More Replies...The fork? The best thing young people can do is to get in the habit of gatekeeping your personal time because a bad boss will always push that boundary.
I'd love to work weekends! Ok, it's Sunday, see everybody on Saturday.
HR Boomer here: the best young people can do is get in the habit of putting in the work during work hours, take regular lunch breaks, only work OT when there no other options, take vacation and personal holidays as given, and do everything in their power NOT to work weekends.
actually you're wrong.... you're just not working for the right company. they do exist.
No one in corporate cares about you. They use you. Blame you for their screwups etc. There’s that old adage that is so true…s**t rolls downhill.
It's one thing to like your job; it's s another to make your job your life.
Load More Replies...Why is it that being efficient always ends up being punished with more Work & not rewarded with more pay?
The reward for a job well done yada yada. One man's reward is another man's punishment.
Or, as one of my EX-bosses would say, when asking for more : "Ask a busy person!"
“Does extra money come with all this extra work? No? Then I’ll have to decline.”
I once had an interview at a winery in Napa and they had wine on the table. They asked me if I'd like a glass, I said yes and they proceeded to start to open a bottle from another winery. I asked them if that was a test because... and they said no one ever mentioned it but now that they thought about it that would make an excellent test. They were just used to drinking wine from other wineries as a general statement of solidarity. Their wine sucked by the way.
How many vacation hours does an average American employee get? I still have 431 hours just this year
I am starting a new job next week. I will get 40 hrs off after my first year. There are 6 1/2 holidays. This is pretty common in the US.
Load More Replies...The medieval peasants probably didn't have to find someone to cover them while they are out.
According to the history books, a mediaeval peasant worked approximately 150 days a year so they are not lying. Usually dawn till dusk hours so a lot in the summer and little in the winter.
Here in the US, you have to give 2 to 4 weeks notice before you die... otherwise they'll break out a ouija board and summon your a$$ back to work.
Thank you all for the great response to my vacation question. I find it sad to read many of you get little or even no vacation time or have to earn it (which is ridiculous). Also the fact that you have use them for things like being sick (WHAT!) and doctor appointments. It's preposterous. Again, thanks y'all!
(US) I have to EARN my time off. Every two weeks I get 6 hours. Whether i'm sick, my kid is sick, I have a doctor appointment, or going on vacation - it all comes from the same bank. I've been at this company for 2 years have have yet to actually take a vacation.
American here and I get 168 but that was after being around for 5 years before that it was only 112.
Would put me in a bit of a pickle... i love beef chilli but not a fan of Jamie Oliver
I'm surprised they noticed. They always want you to put your resume info into a form and then basically outline it when you interview anyway.
I'm going to assume the word dozen was overlooked
Load More Replies...sounds like the s**t I do. Not in my calendar, not going to happen.
Awesome concept, but you should each get your own cupcake. Half a cupcake is never enough.
I have literally put random meetings on my work calendar so I could go to the rest room and just sit there on my phone for 20 minutes.
Does the US still have a '40' hour week? I ask because most of Europe now is 35 - 37.5, and some places a 32 hr week. Some do a 4 day week of longer hours, but you get 3 full days off to do your own thing.
Many places in the US hire you at 29 hours a week to make you "part time" and give zero benefits, like paid time off or health insurance. That's PRACTICALLY full time, but not quite!
Load More Replies...Or, thank you for starting a witch hunt as to whose fault it was instead of just resolving the problem with a single email.
i always write my emails like i would speak, so people know what kind of person they're dealing with.
Why are exclamation marks friendly? For me the look like the person is yelling to me without a reason.
Partially generational, but using an exclamation point can eliminate the possibility of coming across as curt in writing. For more: Texting: How an exclamation point, period or ellipses can offend https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/2020/09/28/texting-etiquette-what-exclamation-point-period-ellipses-mean-to-different-generations/3524169001/
Load More Replies...I've been technically adult for 20 years and I still can't get over this scam of "structured adult world".
I remember in the early 1980s my boss at the time raving about the dawn of the paperless office. Forty years later I am still waiting
It’s a scam ( told by an actual employee of said copier company) that’s money in their pocket every time you call for maintenance and put in a ticket
Office Space- most realistic depiction of an office printer
just make it suitably vague and unspecific enough that it can apply to any company and any role. E.g. "I would love to work for you because I am an efficient go-getter family member team player. I optimise value for stakeholders and coworkers alike. I trust you find my attached CV meets the requirements of this fantastic opportunity."
I do the ordering for office and it is well known that orders magically go through quicker when request are attached to treats!
If you work from home, you can scream all you want and still get paid.
As long as you're not a firefighter or something it's fine
At my last job, going two hours without an email was an infallible sign that our internet was down.
Saved a lot of time trying to navigate a workplace that is a poor fit. Brava to her!
I have used this so many times. no one questions it and they don't want to annoy you more
and mumble about this asshat on the motorway who caused a pileup and brought everything to a standstill.
The universal school-tv-cart, we even had it at my school in The Netherlands.
Okay but today I woke up about 4 times, started to get out of bed, only to remember my alarm hadn't gone off yet
Work places need to have adult sized playgrounds to be used on breaks. But then some people don't mentally age past 12-16 and would hurt themselves by being blatantly stupid and try to sue the company. But man would I love a swing set at work.
Had a giant billboard at my shop and one employee would shinny up that beast and sit, eating lunch and quietly smoking, when he needed a break.
Load More Replies...I work at a fitness facility. We have 2 pools- 1 outside! This is real!
Maybe the word was the start of a Mind Map. Business and money are intertwined.
James impressed the office by catching 15 cheese puff in a row in his mouth that someone brought in. He then asked to go home because he forgot he was lactose intolerant.
As if the "cheese" on Cheese Puffs is made with milk.
Load More Replies...Right, I've done the work for you. I've added a comment for each item in the thread. Upvote your favourite.
James made a pot of coffee with milk instead of water because he didn't know what "coffee with milk" meant.
I'm not sure James knows what his major is because he's told me 4 different ones.
James isn't allowed to do door-to-door canvassing anymore because he kept asking every house he went to if he could "borrow a beer".
James has never been to Chipotle because one of his friends convinced hm you have to order in Spanish and he doesn't speak any Spanish.
To his credit, James has a pretty incredible singing voice. Unfortunately, he's only ever used it for renditions of "Careless Whisper" by George Michaels and Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" with dirty lyrics.
James failed to realize that, even on Casual Friday, American flag tank tops still weren't appropriate office attire. When we asked him to change, he came back in a tank top and tennis shoes because he thought his flip flops were the issue.
James asked a woman when she was due. When she told him she wasn't pregnant, to avoid an awkward silence, James responded with "Oh. Wow."
James once typed a letter that was supposed to be handwritten in the 'Informal Roman' font because he didn't think anyone would notice.
I call that last piece the shame-piece because nobody wants to be that person to take the last piece of something but everyone wants that last piece because it's the last piece.
I have no shame, I'll happily take the last piece
Load More Replies......and I'm the girl that would fight you for them. Because: DONUTS.
Load More Replies...Wait... You can cut donuts? I always thought I had to shove the whole thing into that gaping hole in my face.
These are the people who order a whole meal and a "diet" drink. If you're REALLY 'watching your weight' you do NOT eat the donuts. If you're having your 'guilty' pleasure just take the whole darn donut!
or run something up the flagpole? find red, orange or yellow flags? test the waters? scan for diversity?
Load More Replies...I'm fairly certain that this is the 3rd time I've seen this exact article published on BP.
Ok, so genuine question - does anyone actually get a sense of satisfaction from their work anymore, or is it just the loud complaints drown out the sound of people who are actually proud of their job, and the clickbait makes them seem like the majority?
Since I was a small person I've always been of the belief that the only person on earth who enjoys going to work is the photographer for Playboy. Nothing in the intervening decades has changed my mind.
Load More Replies...I'm fairly certain that this is the 3rd time I've seen this exact article published on BP.
Ok, so genuine question - does anyone actually get a sense of satisfaction from their work anymore, or is it just the loud complaints drown out the sound of people who are actually proud of their job, and the clickbait makes them seem like the majority?
Since I was a small person I've always been of the belief that the only person on earth who enjoys going to work is the photographer for Playboy. Nothing in the intervening decades has changed my mind.
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