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At some point in your career, you’re likely to realize that you might have been unwillingly cast as the lead in the sequel to the movie, ‘Groundhog Day.’ You wake up tired, swallow a mouthful of cheap coffee, drive to the office, halfheartedly work on stuff that doesn’t make the world a better place, whine about your boss by the watercooler, get back home after a sting in traffic, and then veg out on the couch with cheap food and low-quality TV. It’s a loop that nobody should end up stuck in.

But many issues that employees face these days—from burnout to quiet firing—are common. So much so that they turn into memes. The ‘Employed AF’ Instagram page features some of the most relatable work memes ever, and today we’re sharing the top ones with you, Pandas. We all know you deserve a break from doing boring office stuff all day, so go on—grab a cup of coffee, scroll down, and enjoy a good laugh or two. Don’t forget to share the pics you enjoyed the most with your colleagues. Preferably, during your next super serious meeting.

Bored Panda got in touch with the friendly duo running the 'Employed AF' page, as well as the massively popular 'Thirty AF' project and 'AF Media' brand. They shed some light on the popularity of work memes and shared some great tips on how to manage burnout. You'll find our full interview with Chloe Jankowitz and Peter West as you read on.

More info: Instagram (Employed AF) | Instagram (Thirty AF) | 30AF.com | LinkTree

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iamemployedaf , nastywomanatlaw Report

censorshipsucks
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"As per the below, sent on (date),..."

Ben
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is perfect. You also have to take into account the extreme anxiety you feel until you track down and find that email.

New Everywhere
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmao I just went through this (sweet victory when I found it)

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Pittsburgh rare
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did this once. Two years later, it's still a comforting memory.

Mason Kronol
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I rarely delete text messages or voicemails.

Sparks
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I learned long ago that I need "PROOF". Hello Email all time stamped! It's a game changer for bosses who tell you otherwise!

Celtic Pirate Queen
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or resending an email they claim to have not gotten, with the greeting "as the attached email will explain" which is office speak for "B*tch, can you read"?

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Bored Panda was incredibly curious to find out why Chloe and Peter decided to branch off from 'Thirty AF' and create a separate Instagram page, 'Employed AF,' mainly for work memes. "We have always posted a variety of different topics on @iamthirtyaf and it has been fun to see which topics really strike a chord with our followers and inspire conversations in the comments. Over the years, we have found that posts related to the workplace always spark engaging and relevant conversations," they told us during an interview via email.

"You know when you develop a close friendship with a coworker who you bond with over venting about work, a process that not only makes you a new friend but can also be in a lot of ways pretty therapeutic? Social media has kind of taken that experience and broadened it, we can vent about what goes on at work with strangers on the internet and learn that our experiences are actually commonplace," they said that this can range from small things like everyone rolling their eyes over the coworker who heats up their leftover fish in the break room microwave (everyone knows someone like that). Or it can be about calling out jobs that don't list the salary in the job description.

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"It has also created a sort of networking space where people can share ideas, problem-solve and give advice, give interview tips... you name it!"

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    #2

    I-Am-Employed-Af-Work-Memes

    iamemployedaf , introvertsmemes Report

    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I am antisocial. If you haven't figured that out by now, then that's on you

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. This. I'd like to lunch alone in the short 30 minutes lunchbreak that I have, I'm already on the workfloor for 8 hours with my co workers. I see and talk to them all day. I think that's enough communication.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not anti-social. I am SELECTIVELY social. There's a difference.

    Michael Travis Risner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate eating in the staff break room. I don’t want to hear about your tragic life, Kelly.

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my co-worker would go eat alone, he chews with his mouth open and it's SO FREAKING LOUD it makes me feel ill. I have to put headphones in until he's done.

    Bradley Curthoys
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YESSSS. THISS. If you see me with my nose in a book during my 30 minutes of free time, that is NOT an invitation to start a conversation!!

    Joe Average
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS. When I'm deep in thought solving some problem at work I have coworkers who see that as an opportunity for water cooler talk. I'm trying to think here! At lunch I took try to disappear for a moment of peace.

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    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I always went outside for a walk at lunch time, no matter what the weather was like.

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this at a deep level. The number of times l've done this to have some alone time.

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    Philly Bobcat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get tha hell away from me while I'm eating my lunch!! I WILL BITE YOU! LOL!

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, work unfortunately is home away from home. So if you can't find time for yourself at home there's nothing wrong with finding it at work, especially on lunchbreaks. That time is sacred...

    Mr Old School Cool
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't eat and convo - it’s too much like multi tasking

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    #3

    I-Am-Employed-Af-Work-Memes

    iamemployedaf , kycarrerolopez Report

    Samuel Pelatan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They want you to set goals so they can use them as the new normal to justify paying you s**t to do 3x your job

    Heidi Siebels
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I snorted when my 23 year old (lovely) supervisor asked me about my professional goals at my $10 an hour library assistant job. I am 58 with a masters degree. Obviously, my goal is to just get through to the end of my life without any added stress.

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My goal is to make it through my work day.

    Norah Reilly
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When asked, "Where do you want to be in five years?", I replied, "Not here."

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they want you to set goals so they can judge you for not meeting them and not have to give you a raise as a result.

    Karri Berkowitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My work goal is to make it to shift change without throwing anything at anyone.

    Satan Laughs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Catapult this one to the top! Excellent.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's hard to describe them to someone else, but believe me - I'll recognize them when I come across them."

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    Chloe and Peter both founded AF Media in 2009 when they graduated from college at the height of the recession. "It was a very sudden and unexpected wakeup call that the professional world we were entering (with our 6 figure + student loan debt!) was very different than what we thought/had been told it would be. We couldn't find jobs anywhere!" the duo opened up to Bored Panda.

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    At one point, they even had to take their degree off their resume to apply for a job at a local movie theater that was paying $6.75 an hour at the time... and they were rejected.

    "Similar experiences were shared by so many millennials, and together we have had to figure out how to navigate our careers differently than generations have before us all the while hearing the 'no one wants to work these days' and 'millennials can't buy houses because they drink too many lattes and eat avocados on toast' narratives from the same generation that told us that going into extreme debt to get a bachelor's degree was what it would take to have a prosperous career. This, like the shared experience of venting about microwaved fish, is a topic that millennials are able to bond over and share their own experiences with."

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    I-Am-Employed-Af-Work-Memes

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    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's short for INvoluntary CELibate.

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    Nikole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m enjoying this greatly

    Hey Kat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as an Excel 'ho this is freakin funny :)

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    #5

    50 Painful Yet Hilarious Memes About Work That May Make You Laugh, Then Cry

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    I-Am-Employed-Af-Work-Memes

    iamemployedaf , _RobertSchultz Report

    frinny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work harder at home than at work!

    Momma Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, you were the one that didn't allow me to work from home. Now I don't work in the office either

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got so much more done working from home than in the office. So many time burglars in the office.

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a boss can't see the outcomes of the work of their employees and can't see the value they bring without buds in seats at a job that is done using a computer they're a bad boss. That's it.

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every Friday. "Where's the boss?" "Working from home."

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha, as i'm sitting here at work on BP

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Those 72 invoices that have been emailed to the clients created themselves.

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes, because i do absolutely nothing at all unless i'm being terrorised. /sarcasm

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    Chloe and Peter, who curate 'Employed AF,' noted that we all see how the world of work continually changes around us. "We aren't finding one job and sticking with it until retirement like many of our parents have done, whether by choice/job hopping to improve salary and benefits or because of nonstop layoffs that are rampant in seemingly every company!" In short, more and more people aren't willing to work 40-hour weeks at companies that don't even pay them enough to cover their basic expenses. Substandard wages in this economy?! No, thank you. 

    "We're pushing back on what had previously been considered norms in the workplace like saying no to unpaid overtime and working weekends, we're advocating for our needs, we're unapologetically using our vacation days and sick leave, and we're calling out our employers for unethical workplace practices. People have a lot to say on these topics, and we've loved hosting a platform for these conversations," the page founders said.

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    "Employed AF is growing faster than any other account we run—it was previously our 30AF backup account and on Jan 1 of this year we had around 3,000 followers when we switched it over to Employed AF. Three months later, we have 116K (and growing!) super engaged followers who we love connecting with every day."

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    I-Am-Employed-Af-Work-Memes

    iamstarvingaf Report

    DC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... nother twist: And planned his coworker being allowed to watch and ... did something ... funny. F****d his sandwich or such.

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    Phobrek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People just don't form posses enough anymore. It used ta be if someone done wrong, the good citizenry would form a posse and get some justice. I think office lunch theft is the right situation to start bringing it back. I hear Brenda from Accounting knows judo!

    Royal Stray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I've seen this entire post somewhere. It turned out that the thief had just thrown the food away for no reason and then acted like nothing had happened, she even ate the same type of food a day after while commenting on how good it was. She wasn't properly confronted and it ended pretty anti-climactically

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'for no reason' if she did it repeatedly i think it's safe to assume there was a reason. disappointing but not surprising there was no resolution. bosses never resolve anything. 🙄

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    Mr.G86
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad there's still justice in this world. I can't stand it when people don't respect other people's things.

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would plant food traps carefully so they start a check for who put the tainted food in the fridge.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was part of the entire saga where it turned out to be the coworkers' desk neighbour who went in and threw it away for no reason at all

    #8

    I-Am-Employed-Af-Work-Memes

    iamemployedaf , grumpwitch Report

    White Paper Tsuru
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a ducking power move right there!

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squirting them with the lemon might also help...but is generally frowned upon

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemon….???… I thought it was chocolate

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also take your sock off and hand it to them.

    Elica
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant lol You get stress managed plus a bonus dose of vitamin!

    Lady Snowfall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds messy. Think I'll start with lemon drops and work my way up.

    Show thyself
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My colleagues won't even consider it weird If I'd sitting at my desk constanly munching on lemons

    PetPotato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonus points of you peel it and eat it like an orange

    pug nose curly tail
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clenched my teeth just thinking about this..

    Nicholas McShane
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra points if you can squirt them in the eye as well

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    I-Am-Employed-Af-Work-Memes

    iamemployedaf Report

    Soozie Beech
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're going to lie to you to get you there, then you can bet your backside that they're dishonest in multiple other ways in this business and with their employees. Good on you for walking...

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You lied to me, a potential employee. I'm no longer interested in working for you," is a valid and reasonable stance.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told a recruiter off for lying and they told me "we will no longer be offer your positions going forward" and I was all "oh no, I'll have to rely on the [checks email] 2,000 other recruiters who email me daily"

    Sonja
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell are people like that thinking? "Oh hey, no one wants to work at our office somewhere in nowhere with minimum 2 hours commute a day when they know that the position wasn't remote. Yeah, they don't even apply, so obviously they're not very desperate and have a clear expectation of what they want. But we'll trick them! We'll lie to them it's remote, wait for them to apply and spring it on them that we'll lied to them before they even started and surely then they'll see how great we are and will let us hire them anyways!" How exactly do people like that think this'll work?

    Justin Thyme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't no remote gigs in construction

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i read somewhere that companies are also now putting up listings on job sites when they don't intend to hire anyone, because putting the listing up makes it look like they're successful. so basically they're just using the job listing site as advertising space.

    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accepted a job offer 70 miles from home on the promise of getting paid per diem. I get my first pay check, call them up and tell them, "Hey, I don't see my per diem in here". Their response? "Didn't we tell you? We changed our mind." Yeah, when they admit they flat out lied in their job offer, that' when you start sending out resumes again.

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    A recent survey by Deloitte found that a whopping 77% of respondents have experienced burnout at their current job. Bored Panda wanted to get the 'Employed AF' team's take on how to address burnout, establish work-life balance, and to find some fun in the 9-to-5 grind.

    They opened up to Bored Panda that burnout is a very real issue that they've faced themselves. Some days, even answering a single email felt "like an insurmountable task" that'd be put off, even if it might only take 5 minutes to do.

    "The pandemic, the switch to WFH, non-stop Zoom meetings and reorg after reorg along with the existential crisis of having to log your Q2 goals whilst the world crumbled around us was a mind-f to say the least." Some ways to get over burnout include realizing that working during working hours is enough, and that employees don't owe their boss their time and energy when they're off the clock.

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    I-Am-Employed-Af-Work-Memes

    iamemployedaf Report

    ThatCapybara
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must. Get. Rainbow. VERIFIED CHECKS!

    zims
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For everyone wondering about the rainbow checks: it's Tumblr. When Musk introduced paying for verification they mocked him by implementing their own pay-for-checks, but theirs is in rainbow and you can buy as many as you want

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Look, Napkins. This is what you should learn."

    The Redhead
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if anyone would mind if I started bringing my cat to work.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hire that cat. He knows how to manage subordinates.

    Manic Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Employ the cat. Dude's got smarts.

    inkpen-waxwings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat learned how to turn off my computer in meetings when she feels she's not receiving enough attention

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His first mistake was not feeding the cat on time. His second was having a desktop computer.

    Carter Maggard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do they have so many checks...?

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    I-Am-Employed-Af-Work-Memes

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    sheetzy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like some millennial dudes need to grow up. As a millennial dude, I say get that bread ladies.

    Rae Black
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lies, all lies. I used to earn more then my ex bf, he didn't seem to like it, but that was on him. Don't slow down for anybody.

    Lp Johnson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, I call BS. No woman I've EVER known, in 50+ years, has been "ashamed" of making more than a guy in her life, or elsewhere.

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found some typos in the post. It should read: "Old white men who are worried they will become obsolete if women are paid what they are worth, make up fake news."

    Happy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This story is horse sh**

    Lyone Fein
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um......Boyfriends and husbands are ashamed and worried about their 5hit incomes as compared to ambitious and competent women around them.

    Thom Serveaux
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a "normal" job so my artsy husband can pursue his dreams. Whenever people give us c**p for it I remind them that no one would care if the genders were switched...

    Blackstone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who gives a c**p, you'd probably do better without. Especially in this economy, who cares who earns what as long as you're happy and the bills are paid?

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    Helena
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one can afford to feel this way. Pay us more money

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    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a huge pay gap!

    Chumbo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe just bad punctuation? "They intend to pay this person $32k-$90k, more than they currently pay me. So, I applied."

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    Jeremy Bolanos
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a pay gap. That's financial assault.

    Sonja
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a power move. That way they get a clear warning shot, seeing their own employee's CV and cover letter will make them aware what they could do 7f their pay isn't matched while simultaneously going through the expensive task of hiring. They'll be presented with the cruel reality: if they refuse matching OP's salary, they'll still have to pay what OP wanted but to a much less qualified person they have to train while getting saddled with the hiring costs of a second job opening because obviously OP is willing to apply for better opportunities and leave their current position. It says: pay me or I leave without directly saying pay me or I leave

    Just Jeff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you get the job?! We need an update!

    Alphabet Soupy
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I’m not sure on the legalities (or business ethics) of pay gaps, but I know that my bf’s workplace will pay the average salary for new employees, BUT if they find that a current employee is paid significantly less, they’ll raise their salary so there isn’t a huge discrepancy. Win-win.

    Ben
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an insane pay difference of around $50K. I think the company is just putting a large pay amount and never had any intention of hiring somebody for that amount. I have been offered so many jobs and no matter your experience they also offer you the minimum pay.

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's about experience, team lead vs grunt? Someone who's an absolute guru would be hired for the top figure, someone who's just "ok" for the lower one? I dunno, still seems weird to me. If I was hiring I'd be targeting a specific role/experience level. So it's either be "Senior UX" at top rate, or "Junior UX" at bottom rate. Maybe they're just hoping to get good applications then lowball the person too.

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    Gabby Ghoul
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Highly recommend reading the full thread on twitter. Good stuff!

    Norah Reilly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best of luck to you!

    Paul Gerrard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol...it is your job. You are leaving

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    For instance, some workers might feel pressured to sign up for projects outside their job description in order to try and impress one of their company's big-wigs. However, they probably won't notice all of that effort. What's more, even answering emails on a Saturday might not save your skin if there's a reorganization in the works or a massive lay-off planned.

    Moreover, it's vital to protect your mental health. One trap that many employees fall into is saying 'yes' to everything at work. However, they might soon find themselves "completely stretched to capacity." It's completely fine to say 'no' sometimes when you're at your limits. Meanwhile, if you plan to work overtime, ensure that you're paid. At the same time, consider using some of that time to build something for yourself.

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    "The workplace of 2023 is unpredictable and time and energy are as valuable as ever, give that time to yourself and up-skill, build a business, network... do something that benefits you and not a big company that doesn't recognize the contributions you're putting in beyond your assigned tasks/will make up for the fact that we aren't getting bonuses this year with free pizza in the break room on a random Tuesday."

    #13

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    ThatCapybara
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh what a crime, they want to know how much money they're gonna make, shocking. Scandalous, even

    ravn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And once they have the job, the temerity to only work during work hours.

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    The Scout
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be strong, it is getting worse... Some people even work FOR THE MONEY...

    Sweet_Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A job I applied for refuse to tell me the salary after my 2ND Interview. I politely declined a 3rd interview and told them if they valued my time and effort that little that they wouldn't even share salary information with me as a candidate, I didn't want to see how little they would value me as an employee.

    dollh h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart. Has zero to do with age, and 100% to do with self preservation.

    BewilderedBanana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm very far from Gen Z but i do the same

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you waste your time applying and going through multiple interviews if the salary was insufficient to support you? Pro Tip: You will never find a single applicant who doesn't care about the salary, but only wants to work to make YOUR dream come true. Grow up, ffs.

    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what the hell does competative salary mean anyway?

    Surenu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're going to have to get real competitive at the food bank?

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    CC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gen X'r here, that's always been my attitude too.

    liyanee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in my time, we used to work for gratitude and appreciation only!

    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, imagine you have to tell the salary, makes you wonder why people come for an interview at all, right?

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    Nicole Weymann
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging from your Username: figures 😂😜

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    BewilderedBanana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better than the usual "lots more fish in the sea" or "cheer up"... mac and cheese always helps. and chocolate. and wine.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food is the key to a woman's heart yall. Not necessarily cooking, but good delicious food.

    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May I also suggest adding some mustard powder as per an advice in a recent post here on BP?

    BitchinintheBurgh'
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is not wrong. Tacos would be the power move though

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    Arahnea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ex-employees preferably!

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need a mixture of both to be honest. Disgruntled ex-employees exist and it's not just because the company sucks. Sometimes the employee sucked and the company was right to get rid of them.

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    RezFidel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this by connecting with some employees of the company which headhunted me once... invinted them over LinkIn to an evening chat with a glass of wine in my hand. Triggered by the sight of alcohol they started drinking too and after an hour I knew all about the workplace and some quite nasty gossip too. All in all soviet flag parade.. rejected it.

    Lp Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be THE WAY. Absolutely.

    AndyR
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's literally what Glassdoor is for.

    SZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously thou, we need to start circulating this as a job requirement, Indeed and Glassdoor get flooded with fake reviews from HR to try and bring their ratings up

    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if they ask you for adjectives people would use to describe you, use the ones used for your Hogwarts house

    Nigel Davies
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually done this and ended up working at the company for 10 years post positive feedback. The fact they were receptive to the ask in the first place was a great sign.

    Daryl McIntire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shows the divide between unemployable people and the successful people. Your happiness isn't a factor. You won't be petting kittens and riding rainbows. You're there to do a job, which assumes it's not a job people would do for free. That's why you're paid. You've given up your happy time to complete tasks.

    QsGadgets
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, yes, your happiness absolutely is a factor, and a crucial one. My circle of friends almost exclusively includes highly successful people with middle to low six-figure salaries. I can speak for nearly all of them when I say we have never and would never take a job where I wasn't given an opportunity to speak privately to a handful of employees to assess the culture and environment in the company. Good companies make this a standard part of the interview process. Most of my friends are 40-ish year old mid-level managers and also do the same with all the interviews we conduct. "Wooing" potential employees is a normal part of the process. It's not that is *should* be normal; it's that it already is in many job sectors... just not in some others. Make it normal in all of them.

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    Justin Thyme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Turnabout is fare play -- I always find the bar or diner where employees from prospective company hang, and listen for about three days b4 I decide

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    The ‘Employed AF’ Instagram page is managed by the team running the massively popular ‘Thirty AF’ social media project. Created back in December 2019, ‘Employed AF’ currently has 116k followers. Meanwhile, the ‘Thirty AF’ account has amassed a whopping 2.3 million adoring fans since mid-2018.

    The entire project and all of its Instagram pages are dedicated to hilarious internet content that brightens people’s day. If you have a sudden impulse to forward a meme to all of your pals like we do, then clearly, they know how to curate content well.

    A while ago, Bored Panda had gotten in touch with the founders of the ‘Thirty AF’ page and the 'AF Media' brand, Chloe and Peter, who know each other incredibly well. They have been good friends since their freshman year at Emerson College in Boston, Massachusetts.

    When they graduated in 2009, they lived in different states and countries. However, they constantly kept in touch with each other by sending each other memes and videos. Due to how similar their sense of humor was, they eventually decided to share it with a wider public. Namely—the world.

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    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are no cons as far as I can tell. Been working from home for a few years now.

    Jennifer_Crowley_Luci
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have as well and it is WONDROUS! Even better if you have any sort of social anxiety or are just plain an introvert, because everyone now knows that they cannot call or come to my home during the day! I have a legit reason for NO COMPANY :D

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    Bryan W.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add: Seeing your kid(s) on breaks. Eating your own food that doesn't have to be packaged and crammed into a community fridge or get stolen. No "pop ins" from annoying co-workers. Playing music as loud as you like. Saving milage and fuel on your car.

    Daria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been working from home since 2020, and I can say I've never been happier about it 😎

    Sonja
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I occasionally like being in the office. We have a meet and greet week once a year where our employer pays fully for us to come to the main office. There are barbecues, pizza parties, free breakfast, they book hotels with spas and everyone get a sree spa hour, a fridge full with free drinks (including beer) and it's lots of fun, a really nice one week workation. But I'm glad it's just once a year and not mandatory. So far I attended every time and enjoyed it tremendously. I like meeting my colleagues now and then. But any more than that and I'm out. So I'm glad that for the rest of the year we're fully and 100% remote.

    Mikkel Madsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tastes vary. Personally (during the corona lockdowns) i got really tired of seeing my colleagues as 2D pics on a screen, in one of those neverending Zoom/Teams calls. I appreciate the small talk, the informal meetings at the coffee machine, the chit-chat, and the friday beers with colleagues. Working at home is also alright, of course. But not forced, and not: Every. Single. Day.

    Xenia Harley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved the pandemic for allowing us to work from home. Not that it was good to HAVE a pandemic, but the upside for me definitely was working from home. I am pretty much an introvert, so walked dogs, read books, streamed. My social interaction was helping a friend with taking care of her farm.

    Doodles1983
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol didn’t say you actually worked from home… ;)

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    Sweet_Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, for this person... I work from home and have lost a couple coworkers because they literally just needed to be with people. Even I miss people OCCASIONALLY. Not enough to get a job back in an office mind you, but every once in awhile :)

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cons-- damn dog attacking my toes again, having to deal with family constantly, getting way too fat from oh so many snacks..

    Michelle Carlson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, you can tell which news sites are "big company" owned or friendly by how they present the whole WFH debate. I'm looking at you YahooNews.

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    Clay S.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least make the meetings to the point, no unnecessary bs

    Bookworm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I particularly like the aspect of my retail job where we have 'meetings' that consist of a supervisor or manager yelling at us for something that wasn't done correctly, except we all know the person who actually made the mistake was either a new hire who hadn't been told what to do, or someone from the weekend shift, none of whom are currently present. The people you are currently chewing out have all been here every week for at least 18 months and are the least likely to have done the thing. Maybe go repeat this conversation with the guy you hired last week.

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    BlueEyesWhiteDragon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would always press the button. But there's always that's one person who thinks meetings = productivity.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Secretly? No. I want a great big glowing X above my head. I'm gonna Simon Cowell the c**p outta this meeting. Buzzer optional.

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In lieu of buzzer, make "nyeeeeeghhh" sound as loudly as you can.

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    Philly Bobcat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll always have that one a$$hole tho...

    Avant Garde
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    too many ppl in a meeting just like the sound of their own voice.

    Dak Janiels
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I LOOOVE this idea. But sadly, there's always that ONE person "I have something I'd like to add..."

    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The meeting would end in one second in that case.

    Sonja
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our bosses make an open agenda every time before a meeting. Everyone can write a point on it they want to discuss. If you do so, you have to describe the situation in short and attach everything that's important to understand the point so people can prepare for the discussion. If no one writes a topic on the agenda, there is no meeting. Most times our boss gives a short overview of things that happened and what has to be done, gives a few news and we're out after 20 minutes. But even when there were more points on the agenda we'd rarely ever had more than on hour per week because everyone was able to look at it in preparation and adding their questions so whoever put that point on the agenda could prepare beforehand. Why can't all bosses be like that?

    BJ Hage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading every f'ing word on every one of their damn power point slides

    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Could everything on the agenda be handled just as well through email" button? I need an option to push that button before I trudge down to the meeting room!

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    Cara
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 6 words that strike terror in your heart. We even named the empty office you’d go into for the “quick chat”, Room of Doom!

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call ours the black hole because nobody ever returns.

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    Pittsburgh rare
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish everyone understood human nature (or mine anyway) like this boss.

    Mike Thomas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old boss would come in my cube at 5PM on Friday and say, "You and I have to talk first thing Monday morning". After a weekend of worry, turns out its about planning a birthday party.

    Ben
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless that bosses heart. The last time this happened I suddenly got a meeting request at the very end of the day. I went to that boss then and there and said "lets get on with it". I was let go.

    Barbara Kelly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 2 words that strike terror in your heart: "See me"

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Good thing” means it’s not to discuss her being fired so she doesn’t hafta worry. (Why would he call her in to tell her something about something that’s good just for him?)

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    E2U&U2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Quick chat - good thing" means you're getting a promotion and a raise, at least for my direct reports.

    Blackstone
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm doing it wrong then. "Quick chat - good thing" for me has always meant I'm doing such a good job they're giving me more work for the same pay. Maybe a small Starbucks gift card to go with it.

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    El Howard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first reaction to my boss saying, "Hey, have you got a minute?" is always "Oh s**t! What have I done now?"

    Laura Noren
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a boss who was a total a$$***e, but early on, before I had her sussed out, she asked me, in the nicest voice, “Do you have a minute?” This happened, btw, at 5:00 on a Friday afternoon. Because she sounded so friendly, I said, “Sure!” and then followed her into her office. I truly thought that she was going to compliment me on my work, such as by saying, “Great job!” or something like that. NOPE! I Once we were in her office, she proceeded to ream me out about something I had done a couple of weeks earlier. I hadn’t even known that this thing that I had done was wrong! So I then I left her office, completely bamboozled and crestfallen. Needless to say, my entire weekend was ruined. From then on, whenever she wanted to “just have a little chat” with me, I made sure that my Union rep accompanied me, because that always intimidated her!

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    Anon822209
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, okay, but my anxiety is screaming that that means if you ever get an invite from that boss without a qualifier, you are most certainly fired.

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    “In 2018, we decided to start Thirty AF as a fun way to share these jokes with a wider group of friends. We never really thought it would ever grow into anything more than a fun hobby, but eventually, it really started picking up and we decided to put more of our focus into figuring out what our brand was and finding creative new ways to engage our quickly growing following through reposted content and regular features that we created ourselves,” the project creators previously told Bored Panda.

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    However, online popularity is a double-edged sword. It’s absolutely wonderful to get praise and attention from strangers. Though it can mean that you find very little time for anything but curating your social media page. There’s a lot of pressure that comes from having to entertain everyone.

    So, as the years went by, Chloe and Peter changed their approach to how they manage the brand. 

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    MargyB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless they are a controlling, narcissistic boss who thinks everything they suggest is the only way

    Alphabet Soupy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what it sounds like, she already gave them a solution they’re not liking.

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often have "remember how I told you the best way to do it, then did it your way, and now you're crawling back asking me to do it my way? Well I don't want to say told-you-so but" conversations.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the word "business" have a trade mark after it? Who owns it?

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had some business dealing with company not to be named, but it's West of Germany, south of Belgium and north of Spain. We proposed them few solutions, to which they replie- yeas, your solution is cheaper and better, but we prefer our proposed solution.

    Lesley Zed
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seem to have spent my life waiting for others to catch up and finally ‘get it’. It’s a wasteland out there. Upper management got where they are because their boss didn’t want to hire any body smarter than themselves. Think about it. 🤔 Btw I am 75. People don’t change.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My whole working life. Regardless of my title, men always seemed to assume they know better. Had one business owner request a certain type of report. I explained to him that the accounting software we used would not print what he wanted, but that I could export the data into Excel and create the report, but it would take a few hours. He kept insisting I could print it, I kept telling him the system parameters didn't allow for it. I finally shoved away from my desk and said. "Fine. Show me". Back peddle, back peddle. I was like Dude, I am certified in over a dozen accounting programs, you can barely print a check when I'm not here. He had to call our CPA (a man) for confirmation. Never even bothered to apologize. D*ck.

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    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other words: if I wanted to reply faster I would send a whatsapp

    RezFidel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old and gold.... I use this for years now. My last Boss was quite irritaded by it when I applied for their job offer.. but.. I got the job.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a work environment that's not really great. Unless you reply immediately with a "thanks for your email, I'm reviewing it and will respond when I can" type reply. Otherwise the sender is sitting there wondering what's happening for four days... "did they get my email", "Are they ignoring me?", "Should I send another or phone them?"

    Blackstone
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a great point. I love the signature, but if the email it's attached to doesn't arrive for four days, it's not very helpful. You'd need an immediate email to share this portion and then the actual reply a few days later.

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    Avant Garde
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    weigh the words and measure your response

    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm going to a commune in Vermont and will deal with no unit of time shorter than a season." Tracy Kidder, The Soul of a New Machine

    Pandapoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should live and work in Key West.

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    Jeremy Bolanos
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what I'm doing 80% of the time. I just stay focused on getting to my recliner at the end of the day and hoping the remote batteries are good because I don't want to end my day arguing with Alexa that I want Hulu and not Netflix.

    Lp Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One second, one minute, one hour, one day at a time.

    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are wise, my learned friend.

    marvellady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who loves it when adults are transparent, especially in a school setting, thank you

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not me. Stopped trying that hard

    Great Aunt Kate
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF. seriously. Why is this a revelation?

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    “Much of the content that we post is submitted by creators. We love meeting creators and comedians who are new to Instagram and helping drive traffic to their pages; we have networked with a ton of incredibly talented creators over the years and share their content a lot,” they explained.

    “We keep a close eye on meme trends and will often share roundups of the funniest memes and tweets related to trending topics. We're also part of a lot of online groups, particularly for millennials and different nostalgia groups, and a lot of content comes from there. We also create a lot of original content mostly for our stories and TikTok," Chloe and Peter said.

    During another, more recent interview, the duo behind ‘Thirty AF’ shared a bit of their wisdom about standing out on social media. There are so many great content creators out there that it can be a bit difficult to have your voice heard at times.

    "Pay attention to what resonates with your following and post more of it! Over the years, we have very much let our followers influence our content. When we first started out, '90s/nostalgia wasn't a huge focus. We'd post a nostalgic meme from time to time and began to notice that the comments became a space where people really bonded and had funny and positive interactions with strangers on the internet (shocking... I know!)," the delightful duo told Bored Panda.

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    #22

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    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're obviously a person who gets their priorities correct

    BitchinintheBurgh'
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could add this to your resume: "Strategically used morning meetings to avoid possible strike" Angry cats are no joke!!

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the type of meeting I would rather attend.

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an agreement with my colleagues. When I slack them a string of random symbols I have my arms full of cat and can't answer calls because I have to cuddle. Everyone respects that

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the equivalent of, "Sorry, I already have plans". The fact that my "plans" are to change into my comfy jammies and catch up on my BritBox shows is irrelevant.

    Avant Garde
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it s all about the right priorities.

    Silre
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried that with my mother in law, who just looooooved to bother me at work. She didn't care.

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    iamemployedaf , LauraAnnSTL Report

    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wear the mask from scream. Bam. Sorted.

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Counter proposal, the Guy Fawkes mask from V for Vendetta

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    Mr Old School Cool
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lady Gaga may have a Poker Face, but i do not

    liyanee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normalise resting b***h face syndrome, please. It gets really tiring to fake a somewhat socially acceptable expression after a while.

    Miss Revelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why you shouldn't be forced to put on your camera. You might not like what you see!

    Dak Janiels
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once told that people could tell I was put off by what my facial expressions said on video. My response was "My face can't curse, so you got off easy."

    Wysteria_Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boss has told me I need to be more aware of my facial expressions as they are very "loud." I truly don't know what to say about it anymore. Like, "that's seriously just my face and what it does. It is out of my control."

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they just expect people to be happy with everything why have a meeting. Meetings are for discussions and hashing out differing points of view. If you just want people to go along with what you want then send an email.

    Strahd Ivarius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replacing live feed by pictures of emoji, and changing them according to the b******t heard...

    Robert Larson, LPN, JD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this not higher up!!! Resting b&*ch face, no resting Dorthy (Golden Girls) face!

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    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normalize fun resumes! It's a win win situation

    Sweet_Dee
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell yeah! I loved fun resumes when I was recruiting. As long as they were still professional and without grammatical errors, I would usually bring them in even if they didn't fit the exact job - just out of curiosity and because they seemed interesting 🤣

    Mark Boelte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once scratched out the Male and Female under sex and wrote in YES.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me he got the job,.

    Not-a-Clue-What-to-Call-Myself
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never understood listing personal interests on a CV. Unless you've just left school and have no work experience at all, then who cares?

    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our sysadmin in college listed "SDRR" along with all the operating systems he was familiar with on his business card. You know, "Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll"?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least you know you've got a morning person here.

    Stacia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it shows the guy has a sense of humor!

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    #25

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    iamemployedaf , danidonovan Report

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8 hours? Who can concentrate for 8 hours? More like: A)30 mins of work done in 8 hours. B)Panic. C)8 hours of work done in 30 mins.

    Red PANda (She/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People with ADHD can. We either hyperfocus or can’t focus at all. I’ve wasted hours hyperfocusing on books, playing games, drawing, and writing

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    crowspectre (he/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm b unless I'm actually interested in the subject (writing, art, music related stuff, feeding the neighbourhood crows) or I want to impress my teachers (I've done this in ELA twice and science once)

    SZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this, viscerally

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    #26

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    iamemployedaf , WorkRetireDie Report

    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime one of my coworkers say they'll lunch with me I die inside because all I wanted was to watch stupid videos

    Deth Invictus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...but they're just trying to take you to dinner first!

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never liked when the office manager wanted to do a get together after work, like I spend 8 hours with these idiots already

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on two things, whether you like the office manager and whether you are allowed to decline without ramifications. In a good office after work drinks or a meal are great because people actually like each other and if they have something else on there are no repercussions. Bad office it's mandatory "fun" and you're punished if you don't go :(

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    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every friday, we have our mandated safety meeting at the diner. kills three boids wit one stone-- we get breakfast, talk sht, and get out of a meeting

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they talk s**t about everyone else but you when you're around, then you can be sure they talk s**t about you when you're not.

    Victoria D
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm there to work, not to make friends. I have a family at home, so no I don't want to go out with the "gang" after work! Then I'm the stuck up b***h. : (

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    "We put a lot of effort into writing engaging captions, pinning funny comments, and replying to people in the comment threads. Simply posting a meme and bailing isn't a way to connect with people. By hanging around, engaging, and personalizing, you show that you're present and give a human connection to a page. We've put a lot of effort into keeping things consistent through regular features and making story content feel unique to our brand," the ‘Thirty AF’ team said.

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    iamemployedaf , EmployeeTears Report

    Barbara Kelly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hard to believe that HR or upper management didn't get wise to this scheme.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HR or upper management getting wise to anything?

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    Daryl McIntire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Petty humans being petty. Imagine that. Thankfully most successful businesses are employed with androids.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are not androids (repeat) We are not androids

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    The Starsong Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last thing I want to do is take the petty office drama home with me. The juicy gossip, yes, but not the petty drama.

    #29

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    mostly_cheese , mostly_cheese Report

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this like a modern take on "Good idea, bad idea"?

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's again incompletely stolen from psychology. It originally was a technique for people with social anxiety to deal better with the little failures in their lifes. You know, those people who constantly and excessively apologize for even the slightest mishaps you wouldn't even remember if they wouldn't make such a great deal of it. For some people this is a compulsion they can't get rid of. One way to deal with it is to thank others instead of apologising. That way the whole interaction becomes more positive and people with social anxiety can circumvent the impulse to apologize excessively. But marketing groups snatched it up and run with it to sometimes ridiculous degrees to avoid any apology even when it's more than needed. In therapy I was told: if it's truly your fault, apologize, if you couldn't prevent it, say thank you instead. Works pretty well if you do it that way.

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    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I should’ve said “Thank you for being patient” to every caller who bitched about waiting for answer for 30 minutes. Well, they claim they waited 30 minutes, but my BS meter goes crazy, knowing that they’re lying.

    Johnny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate "thank you for your patience". I wasn't patient, I was forced to wait impatiently.

    #30

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    iamemployedaf , anxious_silence Report

    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That phrase always puts me off. It roughly translates to "no one knows what they're doing and you'll be lumped with everyone else's shïte"

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my case it meant: we have a startup culture and processes can change daily. But the work isn't bad. It's a cool company that is aware that the job is hard and makes a significant effort to minimise negative impact in any way possible so you can still have a reasonable workload. They also pay well. In 9 out of ten cases it's bad if they describe themselves that way but sometimes it's exactly what it says on the tin: an industry with fast changing rules that has to adapt quickly and needs people who can think on their own and live with regularly changing processes.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [presses finger tips together in front of my mouth] um, no

    Daryl McIntire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, we have a budget plan for employees that will be applying for another job soon, so pad your slacker resume with that.

    Meagan Howes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Everybody wants you to be a go-getter, able to handle a stressful workplace. Why not create a workplace where you don't HAVE to handle that much stress and have happier employees?

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    Which of these memes did you enjoy the most, dear Pandas? Were there any that you forwarded to your colleagues (or even your boss) while you were at work? What keeps you motivated and focused on the silver lining when the going gets tough? Share your thoughts in the comments! We'd love to hear from you.

    #31

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    iamemployedaf , kate_mckean Report

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other day, I replied to an email about an issue I did not want to deal with 'tag your it'.

    Lesley Zed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I thought you missed out the UP prefix😉👍🏻

    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no better feeling than realizing your only job now is waiting for a response

    Doodles1983
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I add sincerely it means, take the EFFING thing.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "this is outside the scope of my responsibilities"

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    iamemployedaf , AerinChevyFord Report

    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bert & Ernie agreed with every muppet you chose

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been funnier if you chose Statler and Waldorf

    Sweet_Dee
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God why have I never done this?!?!

    IntrovertedSloth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what "Miss Piggy" thought of the list. LOL

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we assigned Muppets to people every women and some men wanted Miss Piggy. We had to make a raffle

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    #33

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    iamemployedaf Report

    Walter Brameld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Them: "Lead, follow, or get out of the way." Me: "I'll get out of the way."

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I was the source of all the problems. It's literally why I log on every morning.

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, sometimes, the boss having an idea how to do something different than it is usually done is a funny source for numerous and unprecedented problems, of which none has had a standard solution yet. Then, why do it different? Because he has a patent on it. Nobody else has ... guess that has a reason, maybe...?

    #34

    I-Am-Employed-Af-Work-Memes

    iamemployedaf Report

    Amy S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My company blocks emails going to the inbox of a person on maternity leave, so you don't come back to loads of unfinished things.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My former boss went on vacay for a week. Bragged he came back to 5k emails...I can't even...

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    Superb Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have long vacations here, 4-5 weeks. My out of office -reply says "I do not read emails received during my vacation. If need be, contact me again after [date]. If the matter is urgent, contact [company emai]." I get 1000-2000 mails during my vacation, no way am I going to go through those. Highlight, mark read and be on my merry way.

    Catherine Miklavic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left a job after almost 6 years.... my assistant had asked for copies of a few files I had modified and written programs for so I put those files on a zip drive and handed it over.... my replacement walked up to see me deleting all my folders, all my templates, every daily record and production schedule for the entire time I had been in the position and about lost her s**t because mangement thought I was going to leave all the work for her..... 😆 after they steamroller and blocked my assistant from getting the position she deserved

    GEPowers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try "ctrl + A to select All entries then push delete - one of my favorite keys combos.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even OOO puts the emails in your inbox. I just assume that if you get the OOO message, you moved on and it's not my problem anymore.

    sharyn turnicky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly how I feel about texting grandchildren!

    94% Gerard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why’d I read her name as piña colada 😭

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had cancer came back after three weeks nothing was done

    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A former boss used to e-mail me with "When you get this e-mail, phone me", his office was next to mine!

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    Jenny Perna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yessssss, such a stupid thing! I hate it so much!!!!!

    Mental Liberals
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% AGREE!! Why doesn't you're damn autofill work!! Argh!!

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    Rinso the Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's a marketing scam. Diamonds for engagement was started by De Beers to boost sales. Obviously, it worked better than their wildest expectations. It's only recently that people have seen how awful the diamond industry in general is and are rejecting it.

    Sportsgal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get lab created real diamonds for 1/3 less with no people harmed mining them. Get more size for your buck!

    BJ Hage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can even get them with small inclusions so they look even more real. Have you seen the rubber ones? Cool and only like 50$

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    SZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A very rich person once told me: "Buy jewels if you're sentimental. Buy gold if you want to invest" You will never make money on your jewelry, but that gold ingot sitting there will keep increasing and increasing

    Mr Old School Cool
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought decorating our bodies with pretty rocks was a stone-ages thing, #hashtag: cave-people bling

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had to do this since my 20s, so it's not a new phenomenon. But it makes less sense now. Also, don't be rude when you get a LinkedIn-generated resume.

    Dawnieangel76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a new doctor. After filling out the first page, I flipped to the next and IT WAS EVERYTHING I JUST FILLED OUT GOTTEN FROM THE MAIN SYSTEM ALL DOCTORS IN MY NETWORK CAN SEE!!!! 🤬

    Erin E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omgggggg so redundant and stupid. I’ve stopped applying if they want both.

    Scott Properties Sawtelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reasons why on every application I write "see resume"

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Short answer? Because diamonds as jewelry are b******t.

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    #36

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    Catherine Spencer-Mills
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Group project at school: Okay, when will we meet again? Group project at work: You bring the hot dogs, you bring the watermelon.....

    SZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you should always let the slacker flunk, no mercy

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    Cara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today I learnt the word, agrarian. adjective relating to cultivated land or the cultivation of land.

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned riparian, adjective relating to wetlands adjacent to rivers and streams from Hyacinth Bucket. Surprising where learning comes from.

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's indeed a remnant of times without electricity. Many jobs couldn't be done as soon as the sun goes down. Try sewing or harvesting or anything else by the light of one candle! It's just not doable. You can read and write with the light of one lamp but not much more. So if you slept till ten you'd not get much done so you were indeed lazy. Modern technology changed that. Now it doesn't matter what time it is, you can get just as much work done no matter the time. But people cling to old ideas no matter how reality has changed

    George D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. I'm a night owl so my peak hours of work are shifted relative to norms. So what.

    LK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer is 'Yes', that's exactly why people who rise at 10am are labelled as lazy. The non-lazy used to get up with the sun, work whilst it was light, and then do a little more work that could be done in low light levels. Whilst that was true of then, now we have electric lights, and can work at any time. The secret is instead of saying you get up at 10am, say you work 'second shift', or that your working hours tie in with (insert name of country a few time zones away).

    Lp Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of a mix between that (regarding farmers and how they've always been held up on a pedestal for their "hard working" 'morals') and the Bible stories, so yeah.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Micro managers want this. Everyone else wants your work done before the deadline.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is exactly that. The 'early to bed..." saying is from at least as far back as the English in the 1400s and I would not be surprised if the Chinese or some other culture had their variation long before that. So yeah, back then if you didn't get up with daylight you got less done that day than folks who did.

    Mark Boelte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blame it on the Benedictines. They invented schedules, and they started at dawn.

    sharyn turnicky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All other members of my household are Nighttime people. I am a daytime early riser, I get on their nerves . I THINK THEY MIGHT All other members of my household are Nighttime people. I am not. I get on their nerves alot...

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother is a lark, my brother is an owl, but I think my dad and I are dormice

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    Cerridwn d'Wyse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a lark. As a manager I don't care if you do your job in your hours as long as you don't care when I do mine. Both sides in this debate usually want the other to confirm either their normal and that never works well

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    iamemployedaf , themmememes Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't expect to see "snail" and "sudden jolt of energy" in the same sentence

    Kelly Kenrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I could upvote this comment more than once!

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    Superb Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are snail chores!? I need to know this!

    Helena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So apparently I'm a snail. There's a plot twist I didn't see coming.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Snail chores” sounds adorable

    Niki A
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a snail!!!! I shall now decorate with snails everywhere to celebrate my new identity.

    Dawnieangel76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've found my sister's spirit animal.

    Janet Siler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would prefer snail chores to human chores

    Miriam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like snail ADHD.

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man chickens go nuts for snails, they love em.

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    #39

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    iamemployedaf , Kayleyyy_G Report

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! I check my social media on my days off, but my Outlook gets ignored on any day I'm not working. Which in summer could be up to five weeks.

    Binky Melnik
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    2 years ago

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instagram is fine if you strictly limit your channels to follow. I only and exclusively follow pet channels and block everything that's not a cat, a dog, a bunny, a horse or another animal someone keeps as a pet. That way, Instagram is my go to place for a constant stream of cute animal pictures and a real enrichment of my everyday life.

    Bill Hankel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While a useful tool, it is so abused that I have come to despise email with a burning passion!

    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I see I've got a new mail I think "What now, please leave me alone" and why does mail appear in my inbox just as I'm about to leave?

    #40

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    iamemployedaf , __BHB__ Report

    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh I just wish we could normalize not interacting with people when we're not feeling like it

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as I can use that every day!

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked for a very generous company, back in the day. In addition to being paid for all major holidays, we got 5 sick days and 5 mental health days.

    Kimberleia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even leave the office when I'm sick without being written up

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a person should declare themselves as “legally tired.” That way, they can get out of doing things that’s too much for their mental capacity. Or if they don’t want to do it.

    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... I'm am _always_ "not in the mental space to engage with others"!

    Joseph Grimmett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know way too many people that would use this excuse daily

    Petro Roos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish My Boss would take this seriously and apply that TO HIMSELF.

    Sally Close
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trouble with that is there are people who will abuse it and that puts soooooo much pressure on your colleagues

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I've felt last two days.

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    #41

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    iamemployedaf , andlikelaura Report

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my 50s, this is a fear that does not fade.

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my bosses. They completely randomly call me into their virtual office just to discuss how to make cookies or showing me cat videos, but would never do so for something serious. Then they'll always sending an invitation with a rough description what it is they want to talk about and my work evaluations have fixed dates so no surprises there.

    Immortal Jellyfish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not knowing whether you're excited or scared of that outcome.

    MelFunction
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My previous manager found a song with my name in the lyrics. For 7 years, he would play the song at full volume whenever he wanted to call me to his office. It's hard to feel intimidated by that :D

    Deson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, everytime I get told from one of my supervisors to meet them in their office I instantly get nervous and usually ask "Am I in trouble?" It is a great relief when it turns out I'm not.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What did I do do now?" Is the question I ask every time I have to "the room".

    Micky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime...."Nice workin with y'all"....

    Gwyndall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or if your password or access card fails

    Lp Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one example of how schooling "prepares" you for the work world - gets you used to 'Authorities' having power over your day, your life, your happiness, with the simplest of acts.

    #42

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    iamemployedaf Report

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they say 'they want to put chips in our eyes' I think that would be such a time saver.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a small screen is inhabited by black and white bears suffering from ennui, so much the better

    Lesley Zed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a two, occasionally three screen, person myself.

    GEPowers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Androids from another coast.

    Courtney Christelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy f***k, is this what life has become?

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Construction world much better-- I get PAID to yell at people, and smash things with big hammers

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    #43

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    iamemployedaf Report

    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what that word is...?

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from Brooklyn-- ity's the start of every sentence

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k Im in Brooklyn. What a s**t hole. F**k, Brooklyn smells like a*s.

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    #44

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a long time to learn that lesson

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fork? The best thing young people can do is to get in the habit of gatekeeping your personal time because a bad boss will always push that boundary.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to work weekends! Ok, it's Sunday, see everybody on Saturday.

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do not owe anyone unpaid work. Stop it. You will not get "ahead", you will just continue to do unpaid work.

    AliJanx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HR Boomer here: the best young people can do is get in the habit of putting in the work during work hours, take regular lunch breaks, only work OT when there no other options, take vacation and personal holidays as given, and do everything in their power NOT to work weekends.

    Surenu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. I love what I do but I step out the moment I stop getting paid.

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually you're wrong.... you're just not working for the right company. they do exist.

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always found working graveyard shift worked best for me leaving me 4 days off in a row every week

    Lesley Zed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one in corporate cares about you. They use you. Blame you for their screwups etc. There’s that old adage that is so true…s**t rolls downhill.

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but this is very depressing. A lot of people like their job.

    BlueEyesWhiteDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one thing to like your job; it's s another to make your job your life.

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    #45

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    iamemployedaf Report

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it that being efficient always ends up being punished with more Work & not rewarded with more pay?

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reward for a job well done yada yada. One man's reward is another man's punishment.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always wait a couple hours after you finish it to surf the internet, then turn it in right before you clock out for the day. You're welcome.

    Barbara Kelly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, as one of my EX-bosses would say, when asking for more : "Ask a busy person!"

    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Does extra money come with all this extra work? No? Then I’ll have to decline.”

    #46

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    iamstarvingaf , amore_orless Report

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had an interview at a winery in Napa and they had wine on the table. They asked me if I'd like a glass, I said yes and they proceeded to start to open a bottle from another winery. I asked them if that was a test because... and they said no one ever mentioned it but now that they thought about it that would make an excellent test. They were just used to drinking wine from other wineries as a general statement of solidarity. Their wine sucked by the way.

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a glass of something to wash it down

    GEPowers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bourbon would be better . . . . well just as good.

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be a lot more alert and functional if you gave me a cookie at that 3:30 pm meeting, just sayin.

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bread, olive oil and balsamic vinegar.

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    #47

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    iamemployedaf Report

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many vacation hours does an average American employee get? I still have 431 hours just this year

    Heather Steinbrink
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am starting a new job next week. I will get 40 hrs off after my first year. There are 6 1/2 holidays. This is pretty common in the US.

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    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The medieval peasants probably didn't have to find someone to cover them while they are out.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the history books, a mediaeval peasant worked approximately 150 days a year so they are not lying. Usually dawn till dusk hours so a lot in the summer and little in the winter.

    Philly Bobcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in the US, you have to give 2 to 4 weeks notice before you die... otherwise they'll break out a ouija board and summon your a$$ back to work.

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Sweden we have four weeks of paid vacation time per year. If you're over 60 you get five.

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you all for the great response to my vacation question. I find it sad to read many of you get little or even no vacation time or have to earn it (which is ridiculous). Also the fact that you have use them for things like being sick (WHAT!) and doctor appointments. It's preposterous. Again, thanks y'all!

    SweetCheesySpaghetti
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (US) I have to EARN my time off. Every two weeks I get 6 hours. Whether i'm sick, my kid is sick, I have a doctor appointment, or going on vacation - it all comes from the same bank. I've been at this company for 2 years have have yet to actually take a vacation.

    Niki A
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to my teaching job that doesn't offer maternity leave, me taking my sick time to have a baby via c-section is the same thing as a vacation.

    Renae Dougherty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American here and I get 168 but that was after being around for 5 years before that it was only 112.

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    #48

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    iamemployedaf , Heathernab Report

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear recruiter. For clarification, this is the correct document.

    Miocha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will it be better if she attached Gordon Ramsay's recipe?

    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would put me in a bit of a pickle... i love beef chilli but not a fan of Jamie Oliver

    Philly Bobcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would so hire Ms Heather... Dept Of Chili Management.

    Meagan Howes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised they noticed. They always want you to put your resume info into a form and then basically outline it when you interview anyway.

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    #49

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    iamemployedaf , wownicebuttdude Report

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this "splitting" of cupcakes that you speak of?

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like the s**t I do. Not in my calendar, not going to happen.

    Deson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this. That's an appointment I can get behind and actually look forwards to.

    Meagan Howes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome concept, but you should each get your own cupcake. Half a cupcake is never enough.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have literally put random meetings on my work calendar so I could go to the rest room and just sit there on my phone for 20 minutes.

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! A new trend in office comradery!

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    #50

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    iamemployedaf Report

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the US still have a '40' hour week? I ask because most of Europe now is 35 - 37.5, and some places a 32 hr week. Some do a 4 day week of longer hours, but you get 3 full days off to do your own thing.

    Xenia Harley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many places in the US hire you at 29 hours a week to make you "part time" and give zero benefits, like paid time off or health insurance. That's PRACTICALLY full time, but not quite!

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    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe for retail? I work 30-35 on average. Sometimes less

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    #51

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    iamemployedaf , WoeToChorazin Report

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to change my email sig to this!

    Sally Close
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hell I'm stealing that response

    GEPowers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never admit in writing to such things. Just go with the flow.

    Christopher Denney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that in Zathros' voice (from Babylon 5)

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    #53

    I-Am-Employed-Af-Work-Memes

    iamemployedaf Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, thank you for starting a witch hunt as to whose fault it was instead of just resolving the problem with a single email.

    UrsulaAnn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, my line manager does this to me all the time - I am not her PA ! Do it yourself woman - you get paid 3 times as much as me!!

    #54

    I-Am-Employed-Af-Work-Memes

    iamemployedaf Report

    Lp Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Robber Barons are unhappy, oh no

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Passion for the work"? WSJ, you be trippin'.

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to have a word with Helen Lewis.

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    #55

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    iamemployedaf , jordan_stratton Report

    OSKNILLAB
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My desired salary is pizza (when I’m old enough to get a job)

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    #56

    I-Am-Employed-Af-Work-Memes

    iamemployedaf Report

    zovjraar me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i always write my emails like i would speak, so people know what kind of person they're dealing with.

    #57

    I-Am-Employed-Af-Work-Memes

    iamemployedaf Report

    Almandrine Tay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are exclamation marks friendly? For me the look like the person is yelling to me without a reason.

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Partially generational, but using an exclamation point can eliminate the possibility of coming across as curt in writing. For more: Texting: How an exclamation point, period or ellipses can offend https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/2020/09/28/texting-etiquette-what-exclamation-point-period-ellipses-mean-to-different-generations/3524169001/

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    I-Am-Employed-Af-Work-Memes

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    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been technically adult for 20 years and I still can't get over this scam of "structured adult world".

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    #59

    I-Am-Employed-Af-Work-Memes

    iamemployedaf Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember in the early 1980s my boss at the time raving about the dawn of the paperless office. Forty years later I am still waiting

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a scam ( told by an actual employee of said copier company) that’s money in their pocket every time you call for maintenance and put in a ticket

    sheetzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely this. As tech support I can assure you EVERYONE is struggling with printers. And don't get me started on fax machines

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The author of that article obviously never saw Office Space

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It usually functions correctly when the repairman shows up...

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Office Space- most realistic depiction of an office printer

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    #60

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    iamemployedaf Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've attended meetings where I wasn't alone, but my thoughts were.

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    #63

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    iamemployedaf Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just make it suitably vague and unspecific enough that it can apply to any company and any role. E.g. "I would love to work for you because I am an efficient go-getter family member team player. I optimise value for stakeholders and coworkers alike. I trust you find my attached CV meets the requirements of this fantastic opportunity."

    Linus G.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND I won't steal office supplies from you...

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    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I wanted to “push the envelope” I would have become a postman.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would make a great cover letter

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    #64

    I-Am-Employed-Af-Work-Memes

    iamemployedaf Report

    Sophia Ramsey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may bite them anyway. even if you are offering me chocolate.

    Jesse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP is a horse, apparently

    BitchinintheBurgh'
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the ordering for office and it is well known that orders magically go through quicker when request are attached to treats!

    JoJoB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apple or carrot? Chocolate or cookies, more like!

    #65

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    iamemployedaf , Powell_DA Report

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, you guys don't have a screaming cupboard??

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you work from home, you can scream all you want and still get paid.

    #66

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    iamemployedaf Report

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes...I say "I got this"; then I'm sorry I said it.

    Kimberleia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm right on top of that, Rose!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm not only not on it - I'm not even near it."

    Momma Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing I'm "on" ar work is the woid of the internet

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    #67

    I-Am-Employed-Af-Work-Memes

    iamemployedaf Report

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    #69

    I-Am-Employed-Af-Work-Memes

    iamemployedaf Report

    #70

    I-Am-Employed-Af-Work-Memes

    iamemployedaf Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my last job, going two hours without an email was an infallible sign that our internet was down.

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    #71

    I-Am-Employed-Af-Work-Memes

    iamemployedaf Report

    Barbara Kelly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saved a lot of time trying to navigate a workplace that is a poor fit. Brava to her!

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    #72

    I-Am-Employed-Af-Work-Memes

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    SkekVi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is also a good technique for avoiding getting mugged: go fast and look mad about it.

    Nick Curtis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have used this so many times. no one questions it and they don't want to annoy you more

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and mumble about this asshat on the motorway who caused a pileup and brought everything to a standstill.

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    Julia Ford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After wheeling it in, they would turn off the lights. Loved it.

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The universal school-tv-cart, we even had it at my school in The Netherlands.

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    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but today I woke up about 4 times, started to get out of bed, only to remember my alarm hadn't gone off yet

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    Analyn Lahr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work places need to have adult sized playgrounds to be used on breaks. But then some people don't mentally age past 12-16 and would hurt themselves by being blatantly stupid and try to sue the company. But man would I love a swing set at work.

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a giant billboard at my shop and one employee would shinny up that beast and sit, eating lunch and quietly smoking, when he needed a break.

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    Binny Tutera
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work at a fitness facility. We have 2 pools- 1 outside! This is real!

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    Barbara Kelly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the word was the start of a Mind Map. Business and money are intertwined.

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi! I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

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    Donkey boi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James impressed the office by catching 15 cheese puff in a row in his mouth that someone brought in. He then asked to go home because he forgot he was lactose intolerant.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if the "cheese" on Cheese Puffs is made with milk.

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    Donkey boi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, I've done the work for you. I've added a comment for each item in the thread. Upvote your favourite.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James made a pot of coffee with milk instead of water because he didn't know what "coffee with milk" meant.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure James knows what his major is because he's told me 4 different ones.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James isn't allowed to do door-to-door canvassing anymore because he kept asking every house he went to if he could "borrow a beer".

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James has never been to Chipotle because one of his friends convinced hm you have to order in Spanish and he doesn't speak any Spanish.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To his credit, James has a pretty incredible singing voice. Unfortunately, he's only ever used it for renditions of "Careless Whisper" by George Michaels and Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" with dirty lyrics.

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to hear these new versions!

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James failed to realize that, even on Casual Friday, American flag tank tops still weren't appropriate office attire. When we asked him to change, he came back in a tank top and tennis shoes because he thought his flip flops were the issue.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James asked a woman when she was due. When she told him she wasn't pregnant, to avoid an awkward silence, James responded with "Oh. Wow."

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James once typed a letter that was supposed to be handwritten in the 'Informal Roman' font because he didn't think anyone would notice.

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call that last piece the shame-piece because nobody wants to be that person to take the last piece of something but everyone wants that last piece because it's the last piece.

    MargyB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS! It drives me mad. Just eat a whole bleeping donut Karen!

    sheetzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the guy that will go in and eat a bunch of the donut halves.

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and I'm the girl that would fight you for them. Because: DONUTS.

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... You can cut donuts? I always thought I had to shove the whole thing into that gaping hole in my face.

    Lp Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the people who order a whole meal and a "diet" drink. If you're REALLY 'watching your weight' you do NOT eat the donuts. If you're having your 'guilty' pleasure just take the whole darn donut!

    RezFidel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?! When I bring Donuts I have to fight my raptorous coworkers not to eat the whole box at once...

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    Soozie Beech
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't you have to unpack anything?

    Barbara Kelly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or run something up the flagpole? find red, orange or yellow flags? test the waters? scan for diversity?

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    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like you're really pushing the envelope

    MargyB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were there any 'knee jerk reactions" and the '"need to put the handbrake on"??