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Christmas is a time for joy. A time for gorgeous decorations, surprising gifts, ugly sweaters, and... talking about all of it on Twitter, of course.

To get you into the festive mood, we at Bored Panda, just like in 2020 and 2021, decided to put together the funniest and most relatable Christmas tweets we could find. They range from self-deprecating jokes to clever puns and wordplay, and we think it should get the job done nicely!

So get yourself some cookies and brew a cup of cocoa because we're scrolling.

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Jods
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wreck the tree and blame the doggy. Fa la la la la, la la la la.

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    Esté
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What time is it?" "2 am" "Too early for breakfast?" "Yes" "Oh good, suppertime!"

    Anikulapo
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t mind people trying to do remakes. But then they should ask themselves, ok did we really bring something to the table here? Did we REALLY top the last one? If not, there you go.

    Martina Ericsson
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact as s child I was unaware of that the muppets was not infact the original christmas Carol. I though it their story 😅

    David Martin
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have agreed to this just one month ago, but now I have to say, "Spirited" with Ryan Reynolds & Will Ferrell can stand alongside "Muppet Christmas Carol" in my opinion; Highly recommend watching it

    Maltaros
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never saw it and never wanted to. Puppets kind of creep me out.

    Blackstone
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg same. I blame this vhs of nursery rhymes I had as a kid. Creepy stuff. But I could only do muppet babies, no full muppets. Here's a snippit of my childhood trauma. Specifically the mangy looking dog from Old Mother Hubbard. https://youtu.be/iRIM4LkPrTk

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    RAWR
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My English teacher told me it is also the most textually accurate. So it is a good movie, and a good representation of the book.

    PandaPops
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im watching that right now as I have just finished Christmas Carol and needed more muppets lol

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    sturmwesen
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the few movies I actually bought these last years. I am pretty sure our xmas movies are defined in our childhood.

    keighterz
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except they removed the romantic song when his fiancé leaves him. still in the original vhs copy though!

    Amy Manning
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disney + put the full version back if you have it--it's under the Extras tab. I hate the song (mostly her voice), but will admit the movie doesn't make a ton of sense if the song isn't there.

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    Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Booo! Stop trying to censor creativity! Just because you can't enjoy something does not justify killing the joy of those who can. FYI, I love The Muppets' Christmas Carol, too, and am so grateful to be able to appreciate other artists' expressions.

    Kim S
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed but, IMHO Fx's "A Christmas Carol" with Guy Pierce was a fantastic adaptation.

    Yeeters
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Life is made out of meetings and partings, that is the way of it"

    Ches Yamada
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the muppets! But I'm not a fan of musicals, so their Christmas Carol is not one I watch on the holidays. Too much skipping for me. But the non singing parts are sooooo cute & funny!

    pat hayes
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they also need to stop doing the 12 days of xmas too! the Muppets version rocks the house!

    Solange R Olson
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Muppets version is the only one I like. The rest can all go lick a lightbulb.

    Tyler
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES the Muppets is the best one! I actually just watched it yesterday

    HarperTheCentaur (they/them)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite is Starkid's A VHS Christmas Carol, a musical available for free in its entirety on Youtube. I am not being paid to say this I just have 13 layers of autism and I love that show.

    Lisa H
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm partial to Mickey's Christmas Carol, but maybe that's due to my childhood nostalgia. As an adult, I definitely prefer the original.

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    KJ
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Day three of living in the fake tree with warm lights, I think the humans suspect I am not a bauble but can't yet confirm this.

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    Eiryn Elliott
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would have prefered it to say "decided it's better for both of us if we don't attend any of OUR christmas parties". heh heh

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    Argle Bargle
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think there's a lotta folks just putting on a big pretending face this Christmas.

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    Shannon Matthews
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I strongly relate to this. Since week before Thanksgiving, I've lost two beloved pets, my f**king car bit the dust (transmission) and my 2nd extensive shoulder surgery is coming up. I haven't been able to work due to 1st shoulder's recovery. So for Christmas, I'm broke, rideless, and without my two furbabies

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    XenoMurph
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that the one who flipped the finger to Trump and got fired, but then elected Senator because everyone thought that was cool?

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    Argle Bargle
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shout out to the mums buying themselves the best present ever and wrapping it up and putting it under the tree and being so happy on Christmas for what Santa brought them

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    Kimba
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still looks like a disaster waiting to happen when all the fishing line and ornaments get tangled up and pulled down.

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    Artsy Bookworm
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody said not to shop for yourself. Go ahead and buy all that s**t you love

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    Greta Kolding
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hav gone off "It's a Wonderful Life" since I realized that old man Potter is - literally - Trump in black/white.

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    Artsy Bookworm
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these comments make me feel Santa is like a serial killer. Watch out, it's Santa!

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    Pixie
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that in standard german games? (sorry, never heard of these two. Intercultural pandas, help your non-northamerican pandas out)

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