Ewww cringe

Sure I want to improve things! Things like my bank account.

i mean, if that’s the case then the stats are technically true 🤷

The only LinkedIn conversation I ever smiled and chuckled at.

e=mc2 and e=mc2+ai. As thus, ai=0.

Europe: laughing hysterically at the US

if anyone sprinkles my ashes outside of my old school i will unalive them /s (i hate that place)

i mean...

OMG HE INVENTED THE WEEK OFF /s

His last name does contain the word “gag”. So you were forewarned.

I feel bad for the stylist/barber trying to do their job.

Funny, looks like he's on social media-- bragging. So productive.

Is this a brag about the hotel, the work, or both?

Where’s his GameStop

no, you won’t remember the lives your children have led because YOU WERENT THERE

So a family instantly appears when you get to your 30s? What about your 20s also generally being your healthiest to allow for a more energetic parent who can give more to a baby?

Translation: "I was exploited for free/cheap labor when i was younger, and I'm annoyed that I can't do the same thing to someone else"

but with 1.2b$ you don’t have to work??

I bet he couldn’t wait to put them in a nursing home

You let your kid steal golf balls and sell them??

Just wait til he runs out of old iPads and starts selling Mom's jewellery and Dad's old Rolex for his party drug money. Just a matter of time.

Kid needs to add "teach dad basic maths" into his 'revenue'

Wait until you get home from work and he's sold the contents of the house.

So, he pretty much gets an allowance for doing things around the house.

So you don't give him an 'allowance' but you DO pay him $20/hr or more to wash cars? I can wash my grungy old van in under an hour. I'm assuming you have newer model cars you keep much cleaner than my van. So I could wash those in probably 20 minutes each. Assuming an hour for the kid is generous. You are probably paying him at least $30 / hour for what is unskilled labor. Way to prepare him for the real world.

He's 13, he should be out, playing with his friends 😮‍💨

Mom Dad when you get older I got a place for you at shady pines retirement home. Where you will die a sad lonely existence

That's the life of a child with no home or a child living in poverty helping his family pay bills

The industrial revolution again where parents saw their kids as assets to send to send to factories to make money. Most of the time it was necessity, but not always.

Yeah daaaawwwwwg, my kid figures out a way to make money, and he gets a percentage, he gotta pay his pim.... I mean his household first.

This is horrible. Omg

1. Hmm, I'm not totally against this. Three of the points are pretty normal. Washing the cars is a chore, chores pay allowance. That's pretty normal. Collecting golf balls, pretty much a kid job (like paper boy), again pretty normal. Digitizing the photos, this falls sort of partway in chores and partway into teaching a kid about jobs. As a kid I wanted money for something (D&D books) and my Dad offered to pay me to help him with putting in a fence on our property. Normally I'd have done that for free, but it was a way for him to teach me and it gave me the money - win win. I don't see digitizing photos as being any different. Selling the stuff is a little different, but hey if it's stuff they no longer use it teaches about how to dispose of old stuff (better to sell it than throw it away, or let it rot in a cupboard). I feel like too many kids get huge allowances for nothing, they do no chores, they laze around and expect $50 (or more!) a week. (more)

What kind of parent is he? The devil?

I wonder if he'll be just as proud when his lil hustler sells off the TV, XBOX/gaming consoles, couch/furniture, etc... Smh

those kids will need some time on the couch

Also seems like the kid should have made 10% on that bike deal.

So....it's bad to teach a child the value of hard work and money? Much better to just hand them everything, and build up this expectation that they inherently deserve whatever it is they WANT, so upon being released into the real world they go through life with a massive sense of entitlement and no means of overcoming any adversity?

This is so gross. What kind of parent treats his/her kid like an employee?

When this guy stops delivering a financial return his kids are going to drop him like a hot potato.

$20 for washing a car?! 🤷🏻‍♀️

And when they get older, he will sell their organs for profit. The ultimate side hustle.

$292,50 for mostly jobs and sales from his parents' items. That's not the real world.

He's going to need his side hustle skills when he flunks school and drops out.

Not gonna lie. Kid gets paid a better wage than alot of people for a lot less...

I did start cleaning a beauty shop, bathtub and kitchen for a lady when I was 10. I think she paid me $20. I spent it all on candy.

His eyes look a little manic lol

"A wounded animal was immobilized, so I took a photo and wrote some bullshït to post online, desperately attempting to sound philosophical in order to gain followers"

"Understanding" does not mean "happy about"...