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Husband Can’t Handle His Wife’s ‘Jurassic’-Sized Plants, Shares A Hilarious Rant As A Response

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If your spouse has an obsession with plants, chances are that you already know not to get in the way of it. Some things are better off just the way they are, and that’s something parenting blogger Brad Kearns has learned after living with his plant lady wife Sarah. Recently, Brad went viral for his hilarious and very relatable post detailing his experience of living with a plant-obsessed wife.

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Recently, a dad blogger shared his experience of having a plant lady wife

Husband Can't Handle His Wife's 'Jurassic'-Sized Plants, Shares A Hilarious Rant As A Response

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Sarah, who is a parenting blogger just like her husband, recently brought home two huge plants to be put in their bedroom. The new purchases left Brad a little baffled.

Husband Can't Handle His Wife's 'Jurassic'-Sized Plants, Shares A Hilarious Rant As A Response

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Husband Can't Handle His Wife's 'Jurassic'-Sized Plants, Shares A Hilarious Rant As A Response

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The man didn’t expect them to be this huge and took a photo to show that these plants are almost the same size as he is. While Brad doesn’t feel like complaining to his wife or telling her to stop it with the plants altogether, the only thing he can do is to vent on his blog, and he does so hilariously! Both the plant-obsessed ones and their spouses enjoy reading Brad’s relatable posts.

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Husband Can't Handle His Wife's 'Jurassic'-Sized Plants, Shares A Hilarious Rant As A Response

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Husband Can't Handle His Wife's 'Jurassic'-Sized Plants, Shares A Hilarious Rant As A Response

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Husband Can't Handle His Wife's 'Jurassic'-Sized Plants, Shares A Hilarious Rant As A Response

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Husband Can't Handle His Wife's 'Jurassic'-Sized Plants, Shares A Hilarious Rant As A Response

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Husband Can't Handle His Wife's 'Jurassic'-Sized Plants, Shares A Hilarious Rant As A Response

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Husband Can't Handle His Wife's 'Jurassic'-Sized Plants, Shares A Hilarious Rant As A Response

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Husband Can't Handle His Wife's 'Jurassic'-Sized Plants, Shares A Hilarious Rant As A Response

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After reading his hilarious rant, people advised that having plants in their bedroom is not the best idea

Husband Can't Handle His Wife's 'Jurassic'-Sized Plants, Shares A Hilarious Rant As A Response

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Husband Can't Handle His Wife's 'Jurassic'-Sized Plants, Shares A Hilarious Rant As A Response

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Husband Can't Handle His Wife's 'Jurassic'-Sized Plants, Shares A Hilarious Rant As A Response

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A few days later Brad posted an update saying that Sarah just can’t make up her mind what she wants to do with the plants

Husband Can't Handle His Wife's 'Jurassic'-Sized Plants, Shares A Hilarious Rant As A Response

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Husband Can't Handle His Wife's 'Jurassic'-Sized Plants, Shares A Hilarious Rant As A Response

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Husband Can't Handle His Wife's 'Jurassic'-Sized Plants, Shares A Hilarious Rant As A Response

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Up All Night 4 years ago

God blessed this man 'cause the f**king plants are the f**king biggest problem in his life. I wish it was the same for me.

19points

Chris DiFonso 4 years ago

I don't understand the comments complaining about Brad, he's making jokes for crying out loud!

15points

Stick Man 4 years ago

Because he used "angry" words. People cant understand that many people like myself and my wife use f**k likes it just another word.

10points

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Up All Night 4 years ago

@Saint Victoria : ok, you win. But only because the photos are funny. Especially those where the plants are gently caressing his face.

2points

Up All Night 4 years ago

@Bernadett Nagy - If I understood you right, carrying a 40kg plant is ...funny?

0points

iblowsheep 4 years ago

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J Rob 4 years ago

Dude... Little harsh don't ya think?

12points

littlesaresare 4 years ago

I find it interesting that he refers to their bedroom as "his" bedroom.

13points

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Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago

Nothing like a whiny douchebag with access to the internet

9points

RitaGG 4 years ago

I'm not a prude, but I could use a few less curse words. Not my bag.

9points

Carrot dude 4 years ago

Aye, I respect a guy/gal who doesn't like profanity. (I'm the same way, but Bored Panda is not going to change its ways lol).

11points

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John Bell 4 years ago

Yup prude as hell

1point

Frankenfrog 4 years ago

You're a prude.

0points

Jus 4 years ago

Not funny. This looks as if he tried too hard. Too much cursing. And posing with bed pillows each the size of a big dog. I'm so not into influencers.

8points

comboplush 4 years ago

Yeah, plays too much on the irrational women vs. poor men that needs to do all the heavy lifting stereotype, too.

5points

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Nancy Doughty 4 years ago

Why do I feel a little afraid for his partner?

6points

Stick Man 4 years ago

Her hoodie says dangerous female. I think they are both good.

4points

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Jagerzamo 4 years ago

My mom is an agricultural engineer and she made a room especially for her enormous plants.

6points

kurisutofu 4 years ago

I thought pants were not good for bedrooms anyway? Don't they generate carbon dioxide at night?

3points

CParks 4 years ago

My pants don't do anything at night? Where does everyone here get their pants!!!!! They sound magical!

6points

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Christophe Beunens 4 years ago

You are 100% correct : When the plants get light, they turn co2 into Carbon (to grow) and oxygen. During the night, without photosynthesis, they express small quantities of Co2. That is why having huge plants in the bedroom is not a good idea.

4points

AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

I for one agree that "pants" are not good in the bedroom. (sorry @kurisutofu I had too) :)

3points

Alice Laughs 4 years ago

Yes, at night, but depends on the plant. Regardless, the amount is typically not more than what humans would exhale next to you. Don't know about Jurassic sized plants though!

3points

Zuila 4 years ago

Green plants make oxygen from carbon dioxide. So it is the exact opposite! If there weren't plants, we wouldn't have oxygen to breathe. That's why forests are so important to life on earth.

-1point

KT Trondsen 4 years ago

Wow...guy has issues. Yes the plants are a bit....big but all the swearing and dirty looks? He looks like a miserable person to live with

2points

Frankenfrog 4 years ago

It's a f*****g joke. Get over it already

-1point

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Charlotte A. 4 years ago

I'd buy loads of huge plants if I could afford them at that size! And if I had room for them somewhere... The idea that it would be harmful with plants in the bedroom sounds ridiculous to me and the only "reason" I can find when briefly googling is that it's "bad feng shui".

2points

DogMatic 4 years ago

Buy smaller plants, add time/water/sun, get bigger plants.

0points

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Pittsburgh rare 4 years ago

The rant is funny, but I'm just like his wife 😂😂😂 love plants and usually grow them to insane sizes.

2points

Chris DiFonso 4 years ago

Well, Brad, her shirt says, "Dangerous Female" so...

2points

Coat Guy 4 years ago

For anyone offended by this article, it's a joke, not a d**k. Don't take it so hard. All these whiny biches in the comments here lmao xD

1point

Bob Belcher 4 years ago

Parenting blogger is a viable job?

1point

Micah Pettit 4 years ago

I mean, if "social media influencer" is, then why not...

0points

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John Augsburger 4 years ago

Moses at the mosque, I just wish I had the space for a Jurassic forest!

0points

Nina Wum 4 years ago

He's probably trying to be entertaining for the sake of internet clout, but all I can see is another man pointlessly whining about his wife's interests. Get yourself a hobby of your own, buddy.

0points

Nina Wum 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

I loved it! I can relate because I'm like her and have a wonderful husband like him. I laughed so hard. He has a talent for expression.

0points

Lana Jig-maker 4 years ago

Honestly if these plants are the biggest thing he has to rant about in his marriage, then he is doing pretty alright.

0points

pusheen buttercup 4 years ago

My significant other has a gigantic plant as well! It's so big, we bought a whole bench for it. And it's now outgrown the bench! Should start calling it Audrey.

0points

Must Be Bored Again 4 years ago

If it were me, they would have to be plastic! Any green thing inside my house will die very shortly.

0points

Mike Deaton 4 years ago

Lay in bed wondering when the raptor would pop out, no sleep at all

0points

Frankenfrog 4 years ago

Hahahaha, this is hilarious

0points

Elizabeth Smith 4 years ago

If that's the only marital problem he has I think he's pretty fortunate

0points

Katherine Boag 4 years ago

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0points

Aleksey Elfstrom 4 years ago

BTW plants by the bed bad idea.

-1point

jim-kerry9876 4 years ago

Aleksey Elfstrom Good response!

0points

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Id row 4 years ago

With all that's going on lately, we forget that people still have first world problems that they think are serious. Thoughts and prayers during these trying times, dude.

-2points

Frankenfrog 4 years ago

It's a joke. For f***s sake

0points

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Bee Diaz 4 years ago

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Frankenfrog 4 years ago

It's. A . F*****g. Joke. Calm. Your. F*****g. Tits.

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Aunt Messy 4 years ago

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Frankenfrog 4 years ago

Do YOU want a tissue for your issue?

1point

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Bee Diaz 4 years ago

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Up All Night 4 years ago

God blessed this man 'cause the f**king plants are the f**king biggest problem in his life. I wish it was the same for me.

19points

Chris DiFonso 4 years ago

I don't understand the comments complaining about Brad, he's making jokes for crying out loud!

15points

Stick Man 4 years ago

Because he used "angry" words. People cant understand that many people like myself and my wife use f**k likes it just another word.

10points

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Up All Night 4 years ago

@Saint Victoria : ok, you win. But only because the photos are funny. Especially those where the plants are gently caressing his face.

2points

Up All Night 4 years ago

@Bernadett Nagy - If I understood you right, carrying a 40kg plant is ...funny?

0points

iblowsheep 4 years ago

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Up All Night 4 years ago

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J Rob 4 years ago

Dude... Little harsh don't ya think?

12points

littlesaresare 4 years ago

I find it interesting that he refers to their bedroom as "his" bedroom.

13points

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Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago

Nothing like a whiny douchebag with access to the internet

9points

RitaGG 4 years ago

I'm not a prude, but I could use a few less curse words. Not my bag.

9points

Carrot dude 4 years ago

Aye, I respect a guy/gal who doesn't like profanity. (I'm the same way, but Bored Panda is not going to change its ways lol).

11points

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John Bell 4 years ago

Yup prude as hell

1point

Frankenfrog 4 years ago

You're a prude.

0points

Jus 4 years ago

Not funny. This looks as if he tried too hard. Too much cursing. And posing with bed pillows each the size of a big dog. I'm so not into influencers.

8points

comboplush 4 years ago

Yeah, plays too much on the irrational women vs. poor men that needs to do all the heavy lifting stereotype, too.

5points

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Nancy Doughty 4 years ago

Why do I feel a little afraid for his partner?

6points

Stick Man 4 years ago

Her hoodie says dangerous female. I think they are both good.

4points

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Jagerzamo 4 years ago

My mom is an agricultural engineer and she made a room especially for her enormous plants.

6points

kurisutofu 4 years ago

I thought pants were not good for bedrooms anyway? Don't they generate carbon dioxide at night?

3points

CParks 4 years ago

My pants don't do anything at night? Where does everyone here get their pants!!!!! They sound magical!

6points

Load More Replies...

Christophe Beunens 4 years ago

You are 100% correct : When the plants get light, they turn co2 into Carbon (to grow) and oxygen. During the night, without photosynthesis, they express small quantities of Co2. That is why having huge plants in the bedroom is not a good idea.

4points

AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

I for one agree that "pants" are not good in the bedroom. (sorry @kurisutofu I had too) :)

3points

Alice Laughs 4 years ago

Yes, at night, but depends on the plant. Regardless, the amount is typically not more than what humans would exhale next to you. Don't know about Jurassic sized plants though!

3points

Zuila 4 years ago

Green plants make oxygen from carbon dioxide. So it is the exact opposite! If there weren't plants, we wouldn't have oxygen to breathe. That's why forests are so important to life on earth.

-1point

KT Trondsen 4 years ago

Wow...guy has issues. Yes the plants are a bit....big but all the swearing and dirty looks? He looks like a miserable person to live with

2points

Frankenfrog 4 years ago

It's a f*****g joke. Get over it already

-1point

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Charlotte A. 4 years ago

I'd buy loads of huge plants if I could afford them at that size! And if I had room for them somewhere... The idea that it would be harmful with plants in the bedroom sounds ridiculous to me and the only "reason" I can find when briefly googling is that it's "bad feng shui".

2points

DogMatic 4 years ago

Buy smaller plants, add time/water/sun, get bigger plants.

0points

Load More Replies...

Pittsburgh rare 4 years ago

The rant is funny, but I'm just like his wife 😂😂😂 love plants and usually grow them to insane sizes.

2points

Chris DiFonso 4 years ago

Well, Brad, her shirt says, "Dangerous Female" so...

2points

Coat Guy 4 years ago

For anyone offended by this article, it's a joke, not a d**k. Don't take it so hard. All these whiny biches in the comments here lmao xD

1point

Bob Belcher 4 years ago

Parenting blogger is a viable job?

1point

Micah Pettit 4 years ago

I mean, if "social media influencer" is, then why not...

0points

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John Augsburger 4 years ago

Moses at the mosque, I just wish I had the space for a Jurassic forest!

0points

Nina Wum 4 years ago

He's probably trying to be entertaining for the sake of internet clout, but all I can see is another man pointlessly whining about his wife's interests. Get yourself a hobby of your own, buddy.

0points

Nina Wum 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

I loved it! I can relate because I'm like her and have a wonderful husband like him. I laughed so hard. He has a talent for expression.

0points

Lana Jig-maker 4 years ago

Honestly if these plants are the biggest thing he has to rant about in his marriage, then he is doing pretty alright.

0points

pusheen buttercup 4 years ago

My significant other has a gigantic plant as well! It's so big, we bought a whole bench for it. And it's now outgrown the bench! Should start calling it Audrey.

0points

Must Be Bored Again 4 years ago

If it were me, they would have to be plastic! Any green thing inside my house will die very shortly.

0points

Mike Deaton 4 years ago

Lay in bed wondering when the raptor would pop out, no sleep at all

0points

Frankenfrog 4 years ago

Hahahaha, this is hilarious

0points

Elizabeth Smith 4 years ago

If that's the only marital problem he has I think he's pretty fortunate

0points

Katherine Boag 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Aleksey Elfstrom 4 years ago

BTW plants by the bed bad idea.

-1point

jim-kerry9876 4 years ago

Aleksey Elfstrom Good response!

0points

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Id row 4 years ago

With all that's going on lately, we forget that people still have first world problems that they think are serious. Thoughts and prayers during these trying times, dude.

-2points

Frankenfrog 4 years ago

It's a joke. For f***s sake

0points

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Bee Diaz 4 years ago

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Frankenfrog 4 years ago

It's. A . F*****g. Joke. Calm. Your. F*****g. Tits.

-1point

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Aunt Messy 4 years ago

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Frankenfrog 4 years ago

Do YOU want a tissue for your issue?

1point

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Bee Diaz 4 years ago

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