😂😂 I'm always asking myself why AI has problems creating fingers. It can make perfect faces, hair, bodies, but when it comes to fingers... 😂😂

As one of the giant nerds, I like to think using my lucky D20 has some influence.

Ray Bradbury covered this.

Good thing it wasn't hail, blood, flies, darkness, boils, pestilence of livestock or death of the first-born

😄

Where's my wallet!?

If her problem was abandonment issues, this ain't gonna help.

:))

I prefer to suffer in utter silence. I'd much rather not let anyone know because they'd make a big fit about it.

Because bacon makes everything better

I love the thought of a robot having to ask a human about the meaning of self-awareness.

You could always get a job singing 'YMCA'.

If those were robins, they have to return to Michigan otherwise nothing would be available to $hit on my car all spring/summer.

Something to ponder - alcohol (ethanol) is toxic to dogs, even in small amounts, as they cannot metabolize it. One might extrapolate that alcohol is similarly toxic to wolves (I imagine there probably have not been any actual scientific studies.) Would, then, a couple of beers be toxic to a werewolf? XD

Not on earth it isn't...

H.R. now stands for Humanoid Resources.

Pity the company that printed their t-shirts must have printed thousands.

Very lucky that it wasn't a booby trap.

u get one from me: 🏆

One for the software users!

Help me! Help me!

Just like every other corporate entity.

That's what happens when you don't thank Alexa daily! XD (I thank mine and ask her how she is feeling. Then again, I'm weird.)

me too

Beware the SWAT team!

Yes.

"Do you know hedgehogs have sex?" "Very, very carefully."

In fact some cats don't mind water at all. We had a Persian who liked sleeping in the kitchen sink. At first I thought that he would vacate it at once when I turned on the water, but he didn't. Actually he might ask for a bath sometimes.

The rest of that sentence is "...oar else"

My biggest regret is that I rocked down to Electic Avenue, but never took it higher. It haunts me.