This should be higher

Our whole attict is a bat sanctuary. They fly around the house at night, catching mosquitoes and we love the little buggers. Sometime they crash in the grass and I use welding gloves to gently put them back. When I grew up a tv tower was built nearby, the poor bats got disorientated and every morning I found dozens in tve grass

Aye-oo

Or having to make a phone call...

Ah... the pure bliss of having a simple mind 😅

Ah just look at him 🥰

Now if it were on a Perch.. Tastes like Chicken... Chicken of the sea.

Now give it an angry cousin who wants to attack everything

I read this as Seal the musician breaking into a NZ home

That entire post felt like an acid trip

Remember, if it bites you and you die, its venomous. If you bite it and you die, its poisonous. If it bites itself and you die, its voodoo. If you both bite each other and neither of you die, its kinky.

Sounds like something my dad would say

Look humanity is kinda stupid, always has been always will be

Don't give them any ideas

There is no point in having these. Unnecessary and messy... time to phase these out... I'm staying inside with all my doors shut tight... and a blow torch in case my chair turns into a spider.

What were they *really* trying to do? That's scary!

being a Brit myself and it not of any real use to me I really like this

Thanks teacher!

‘One more trespasser and my wind chime will be complete’

When you put it like that, it makes you wonder what on earth they were doing? Also, what was going through the mind of the first person to milk a cow? I suppose we should just be thankful that they didn't do it to a bull first.

I love it when a 4 year old is so much more intelligent than a grown person.

Me, a Japanese speaker who has heard a love song that mentioned being “only 10cm apart”: sounds like a you problem

BIG FLOOFY BEEEEEAAAANNNSSS

Do you mind? I'm trying to do my job here.

facial expression of the cat🤭

Bananas!!!! they're devil's bum grapes

what bear?

I too would like to hear our ancestors' floppy wisdom

In all seriousness, the regenerating teeth would be awesome but wouldn't be feasible, because permanent, non-replacing teeth were actually one of the great innovations in the evolution of mammals. If your teeth are always falling out and growing back, you never run out, but you also can't develop feeding strategies that rely on your teeth meeting up in a certain way, a.k.a chewing. Permanent teeth allowed the first mammals to start specializing teeth to do different jobs; if their teeth were all in different stages of development, it wouldn't work, because once you get beyond simple plant-tearing pegs or sharp points, your teeth have to make contact with each other the same way all the time to be useable. ('The Rise And Reign Of The Mammals' is a fascinating book if you have any interest in evolutionary history.) Edit: book title

No wonder everyone's trying to BOIL it

Unlike most Internet trolls, most scientists are open to new ideas and possibilities

Or a murder

It’s a bit small, must be a gerbil

badomm-tsinng!

Explain that humans are animals, see what he says then.

correlation is not causation simply put

holy s**t! Epiphany!

Dammit Moon Moon!

Dont go sticking your hands in those pockets, there is no loose change and if you touch me afterwards I'm gonna puke on your shirt... mucus is gross!! ITS A MUCUS pocket!! worse than a sweaty pocket!!

How else do you think blue cheese acquires its taste?

Entirely numeric passwords are a terrible idea because they're so easily brute-forced.

I met an adult who thought basically the same thing about narwhals.

Halfway through the day, I take prescription strength fukital

That is actually a great answer but sadly they will tell you back how Youtube is free for people and not edited by pedo socialist satanists like the washington post

BA-DUM-TISSSSSSS

Sometimes our butts eat those secret pants

Kenneth?

Am I weird because I am laughing at this like a loon?

The rest we turned into paint or used as train fuel.

Yeah, but my weirdness doesn't cause werewolves to transform.