Calvin and Hobbes!

I used to get phone calls from my dentist two weeks before (and then a week before, then a day before) my upcoming appointment and after a few years of it, I asked them to send me emails instead. I explained that I put the next appointment in my Notes on my phone so I don't need a phone call two weeks beforehand. It has been very helpful. I know that dentists have to deal with people forgetting their appointments often, but they shouldn't lump everyone in that category.

I wish all problems were solved by cooking and eating

what if trauma makes us have the best personalities ?

my entire adulthood, has been explained here

I'm on it, Sarge!

Sorry, the part is in another factory.

Spiderman as movie IP is actually a Sony license

hahahahahahahahahaha

that bird has swag

Ok this is funny

Cory Doctorow has a word for this ...

greatest !!!

oh f**k - lol

Haha facts

He looks content to me

He asked what they were 'like', not what actually happened. Link the answer to the questioner.

I loved the way the birds night cap stood up at the sound.

I usually just have dramatic staring contests with myself.

Visionary

Those scarves are the result of forgetting to just enjoy doing what you like. So they are correctly named.

This is why i canceled my Insta account :D If you want to show stuff to people, you need to troll the content under post of accounts with high visitor numbers. That's ugly. I post to Reddit and Boredpanda instead, where there aren't algorythms, and thousands of people view your content :)

Hate 'friends' who do this !!

i hate like HATE it when people say that things are ‘girly’ or ‘manly’! the only thing that should gender someone is how they identify!!

clearly written by your pet bird ?

Spaghetti

some people are honestly too lazy to read

how’s its been every year

Haha

the view :D

Jesus f**king Christ give me strength

Every. Frickin'. TIME!!!

Real birds don't smile

imagine censoring killed

You think?

Maybe the bird found out how to open the birdseed himself?

Probably playing "Gauntlet of Ire"

Haha grosssss at the ham one