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There is no other way to really introduce this other than just “you have to read these.”
Internet wisdom—while understandable why it has full potential to be dangerous—is often pretty profound, and if not that, relatable to a degree where you can’t help but give that particular subtle nod and smile combo of approval like Robert Redford does.
Well, Humans of Tumblr delivers that on their dedicated Instagram page, featured in a neat listicle below.
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Lydsylou (she/her) 1 year ago
Even if they are deep they're normally too tight to put anything in
Crybabyartist 1 year ago
You're supposed to pick that stitching after purchase, it's ONLY there for the clothing article to hold it's shape while in the store. Lots of clothing comes this way including mens suits.
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General Anaesthesia 1 year ago
Make the meaning of "she has deep pockets" mean "she's happy", not "she's rich".
Tina Harnish 1 year ago
My Levi jeans have front pockets deep enough that my hands fit comfortably beyond my wrist. My phone goes in deep enough it would be hard to steal it. Love them pockets.
General Anaesthesia 1 year ago (edited)
Not in the US and perhaps other countries.
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Michelle Reynolds 1 year ago
I woke up at 3am the other day and decided to binge watch a show. No time like the present! Didn't have to work the next morning though lol
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CD Mills 1 year ago
Me too. I know I can't afford shots, vet bills, and food, so I chose not to own a dog even though I love them. I also don't live where I could have one right now either. So many people get dogs and the animals have a sad life because they don't spay or neuter so pups all the time. You know they aren't getting their shots... If you have an animal you are obligated to give it a better life, not a worse one.
So, Humans of Tumblr is an online humor brand that was launched back in 2013 with the aim of providing laughs and relief from the stresses of everyday life.
It all started off as a small, but strong startup and has since then become an entertainment hub that features articles, memes, original content and highlights of the best things you can find online.
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Tobias Reaper 1 year ago
best thing about being adult age is having adult money to buy stuff your parents wouldn't then discovering why they wouldn't let you have a crossbow
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Chihuahua Mama 1 year ago
There should be fine print attached to plans saying "all plans subject to change or cancellation depending on my mood that day."
Isabel Care 1 year ago
The chronic illness community only pencil in plans. They are confirmed on the day, or changed to what can be managed by both parties. Forget trying to get 3 of us together at the same time.
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While it might look the part, Humans of Tumblr isn’t a source of breaking news and it doesn’t aim to be. It doesn’t talk about politics or the like. What it does, however, is it cooks up a melting pot of internet goodness that would be enlightening and would encourage knowledge and discovery through something as casual as pictures, video and memes online. Yes, memes can be educational.
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Chihuahua Mama 1 year ago (edited)
My battery is broken and never charges fully anymore. 50% max
Tom Brincefield 1 year ago
The older the battery, the less juice it can hold and the faster it discharges.
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Will Cable 1 year ago (edited)
Without cookies in the cupboard there are very few reasons to get off the couch.
Philip Rutter 1 year ago
Why isn't there a "Me too!" button below this message?? Think of the clicks!
With that said, Humans of Tumblr also introduced the official Humans of Tumblr page on Instagram back in 2020. It features a selection—currently standing at over 2,000 posts—of text memes that today’s average netizen would relate to. It features everything from shower thoughts of sorts to memorable quotes from around the internet that describe what it means to be a human being nowadays.
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Ashlie Dearest 1 year ago
I want to help someone out with an art project, but I don't have any motivation these days.
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Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 1 year ago
My wife needs to know what I'll want for dinner every day for the next week... S**t I don't even know what I having for lunch today. She gets really angry when I say, "I have no clue". Honestly, I have no clue. None. Does ANYBODY? Is that like some superpower?
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DUN DUN 1 year ago
Sometimes all you need are those judgy little eyes staring into your soul questioning your life decisions along with you
Awesome At Being Autistic 1 year ago
When I ask my dogs "Who's a good pupper?" they definitely respond.
kath morgan 1 year ago
He does respond, with little meh and brrt sounds, he is a very insightful conversationalist.
Will Cable 1 year ago
I would imagine most dog owners would say they ask them if they want a walk and the dog responds with its answer in its own way.
Diana LaMotte 1 year ago
Of course they respond. It's not their fault we don't always understand what they're saying.
More specifically, it’s stuff folks said and ideas about relationships and life in society, personal and collective struggles, self reflective comedy and just thoughts of how different life would be if we all had background music blasting while we live our lives.
The planet would be a loud place.
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Robin DJW 1 year ago
Before I retired, my husband read me to sleep every night. It was to stop my brain from whirling around about work, and take me to a different place and time in which I could finally fall asleep. It became a habit, and... he still does it. I now have a fine liberal arts and history education. We are currently reading "Adventures of a Mathematician" by S Ulam. Our previous book was 'Northanger Abbey' by Jane Austen. I AM SO FRIGGIN' LUCKY!
Philip Rutter 1 year ago
Good NEWS!! When you hit 40? It's worst decisions of the last 35 years...
M O'Connell 1 year ago
You can limit it to 10 years?! My brain digs up stupid s**t I did 25 years ago.
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Among many other things, these text memes are simply funny. And that does what Humans of Tumblr set out to be years ago—to inspire greater things.
Comedy is known to inspire. Think of the legendary comedian George Carlin: back when comedy was typically kept simple, Carlin, among a few others, dared to go beyond the boundaries of comfort and tackled topics that made listeners uncomfortable.
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Aileen Grist 1 year ago
hug everyone at the Quaker meeting house. All except. 1 person who hates to be hugged - her I pat on the shoulder - I explained that hugs were love and we agreed that the pat is my way of showing her that I love her.
Tobias Reaper 1 year ago
i love a good hug but every once in a while i wanna be the little spoon
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Pittsburgh rare 1 year ago
He's my boiler technician and I can assure you he's not perfect
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Will Cable 1 year ago
I think it is 14 FFS per hour the WTF is usually followed with a FFS
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Why? Because comedy has a potential that shouldn’t be wasted—a potential that can encourage folks to think about issues that really matter.
Everything from politics to social conventions is on the table here (with some exceptions, but even there the line is blurry). And not only does it make you think, but it might also bring about change by holding folks accountable and pushing for behavioral correction.
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kath morgan 1 year ago
Yes I can do it if nobody is watching, but as soon as I feel that pressure I forget everything I know.
Hmmm hmmmm 1 year ago
I usually try to hit them. Witnesses gone and extra driving points scored
Huddo's sister 1 year ago
This is why I have only parallel parked once since my licence. Even though I did it well, I would still choose another spot if it's available.
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sara fulmer 1 year ago
My nephew is 2yo and trying to do everything. He fell off the slide ladder and was right back climbing while still crying "ow I fell down"😫
Terry Tobias 1 year ago
That's such a sweet age! 2-3 year olds are adorable!
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Besides that, humor (in many forms) is a certain coping mechanism for many humans. Not only does it help us get through tough times, but it also helps us make sense of tragic or stressful events sometimes. It’s a way to deal with difficult subjects and feelings—a thing some comedians embrace on the regular.
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Firstname Lastname 1 year ago
I think the brain makes us forget sometimes so that we get our steps in.
Mela (qu33nwh0) 1 year ago
We are not alone 😂" The 'doorway effect' or ‘location updating effect’ is a replicable psychological phenomenon characterized by short-term memory loss when passing through a doorway or moving from one location to another" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doorway_effect
Petur Guttesen 1 year ago (edited)
Well. it's called "L'esprit de l'escalier" (the spirit of the stairs")
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Tobias Reaper 1 year ago
if you showed up today i am proud of you even you couldn't get out of bed i am still proud of you for taking care of yourself
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Reviewer UK01 1 year ago
My dad went to an all blind school and his friends often had guide dogs. He always referred to people in their couplets and I prayed they'd have a really dog name for their dog, like Paul and Rover or something. To this day I have no idea which of Judy and Vi was the human (he didn't know them long enough for a change of dog)
Leesa DeAndrea 1 year ago (edited)
Paul? The guy who wrote a large part of the New Testament? Saint Paul? That's a DOG name? I'm not religious, but that seems odd to say Paul is a dog name. There's a lot of famous Pauls too. Like Paul Simon, award winning singer, songwriter. Paul McCartney, last surviving member of the Beatles. Paul Rudd, 2021's sexiest man alive. Paul Giamotti, acclaimed actor. And war hero of the American Revolution, Paul Revere.
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If anything, comedy fosters creativity. Because humor has the power of making serious things less strict and lightens up the mood in, say, corporate settings, it encourages things like idea sharing and innovation.
And because of its nature of eliciting chuckles from unexpected circumstances, it also encourages unconventional thought patterns and problem solving.
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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 1 year ago
I don't answer unknowns anymore. If it's someone I know, I'll already have their number, otherwise, they can leave a message or text. If I get neither then I know I didn't miss anything.
Tom Brincefield 1 year ago
Dealing with medical stuff, insurance, and multiple work departments. Can't afford to not answer every call and they never seem to use the same number.
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My phone is set up to put unknown calls in the spam folder. I only get calls from my contact list.
Michelle Reynolds 1 year ago
I apply to take these surveys (some are really high dollar too), but they have to call me! So I MUST answer the darn phone ;(
Lynn Morello 1 year ago
Yeah, that..... Ring me again tomorrow and I will have a better answer for you.
Natty Tempest 1 year ago
Let's see... Legitimate company for a bs reason, bs company for a legitimate reason, or bs person for a bs reason...
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Skater Chick (he/they) 1 year ago
hot water tastes flat, like somebody threw a brick at the tongue
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🩶🩷Marvin HoG🩷🩶 1 year ago
Been like this since i turned 38. Looking forward to when I'm grey & wrinkled enough for people to not judge me for being tired all the time
Crybabyartist 1 year ago
You might be experiencing sleep apnea, CPAP could help. Talk to a professional. Users say it changed their lives.
Heck, jokes, if done right, can create a positive and psychologically safe environment—and when you’re aloof and zen, your brain has more juice to focus on thinking and generating new ideas rather than how to safely navigate corridors so that Steve from HR or Tim from Accounting wouldn’t stop you to talk about … TPS reports… or something.
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Patricia Stephenson 1 year ago
If no man is worth your tears, how are you going to find one that is?
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Reviewer UK01 1 year ago
100% three opposite issue here, the problem with reality is there's background music EVERYWHERE
HurlWurk 1 year ago
I have music in my head constantly. Just with I could remember more than a bar or two of the song at a time!
David Paterson 1 year ago
One day I'll find out what proportion of people have a music track going 24/7 in their head. I'm one of them.
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So, if you’ve come this far, I’ll bet you were inspired by all the words of wisdom featured in this listicle. So, if you want more, look no further than Humans of Tumblr. Or maybe do look further, like maybe Bored Panda’s meme section or see our previous article.
Oh, and do-do look further into the comment section below to share your takes and thoughts and stories on anything and everything you’ve read here today.
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Chihuahua Mama 1 year ago
What if what you were trying to do in the first place was to destroy evidence?
Crybabyartist 1 year ago
Lots of bleach, wear those shoe covering booties so you don't leave shoe prints and also nitril gloves, take the booties and gloves with you and burn them. Get some lye, and locate a pig farm you can get secret access to. Don't be smoking while you're doing any of this. Don't break your normal obvious routine.
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Emily Barnes 1 year ago
I can but i wish I couldn't because my dreams are disturbing
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How do I get home 1 year ago
The hoodie I hoodieing right now is hoodieing better than the hoodie that didn't hoodie yesterday 🤣🤣
Nikki Sevven 1 year ago
There are far too many hoodies with inadequate hoods. Stop making adult-sized hoodies with infant-sized hoods. They're not even hoods; they're attached skullcaps.
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Nikki Sevven 1 year ago
"Ok, kids. We're going to visit Grandma Haighleigh and Grandpa Jaighsynne."
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BrownTabby 1 year ago
So you’re Shakira’s deadbeat stoner boyfriend? https://genius.com/Shakira-poem-to-a-horse-lyrics
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Lynn Morello 1 year ago
No more rude than keeping your nose in the Phone screen for what ever reason.
Huddo's sister 1 year ago
One of the good things about only having one person on break at a time when I worked at a preschool was I could read at lunch without feeling so self conscious.
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BrownTabby 1 year ago (edited)
“I don’t really give a shít; I’ve got Google Maps” -College Humor
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David Paterson 1 year ago
Quote from a web friend of mine "A truly open mind is a rare and precious thing. But it is good that it is rare. Because otherwise we wouldn't get any work done".
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sara fulmer 1 year ago
Hell hath no fury like intoxicated children in leggings
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MotherofGuineaPigs 1 year ago
I think about that poor cashier at the grocery store that my daughter told that her dad has fur, on his back.
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BrownTabby 1 year ago
Every description I have ever seen has reminded me of the year I had about four or five terrible landlords in one year.
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 1 year ago
The price of some AirBnB stays now AND having to clean up yourself... *sheesh*... the point of going away is to relax and let others do your mundane clean up stuff!
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Huddo's sister 1 year ago
Yes. Used to happen all the time, but not so much now, probably because I take magnesium every day.
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The Funny Fox 1 year ago
Looking to see if we have any chocolatey things, chocolate milk, chips or smth, etc.
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Huddo's sister 1 year ago
My work life feels like a test I did study for but am now failing...
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Rob(erta) Roy (They/Them) 1 year ago
I send messages in parts so the person I'm texting doesn't think I left 😅
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Huddo's sister 1 year ago
I have thought since I was early 20s that I will be basically a spinster aunt and I'm okay with that
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Virgin Panda 1 year ago
Unless you have to pay for medical treatment then a phone would be a blessing
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sara fulmer 1 year ago
Awww. 🫶 these are usually the people who are to much like yourself. I can't stay mad at ME
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Huddo's sister 1 year ago
I've never had a problem with that. My anxiety makes sure I am ready at least 20 mins before I need to leave.
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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 1 year ago
Lets treat ourselves to paying off some credit card debt, more like
Lynn Morello 1 year ago
I learned a long time ago that, If you want to have a chance to buy your own home, Don't have any kind of credit card debt.
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Huddo's sister 1 year ago
After my last experience, I won't be doing anymore either!
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BrownTabby 1 year ago (edited)
TBT when I got to look in the cockpit of the plane after we landed one time and saw the pilot telling off the ground staff for dïcking us around. The head flight attendant made me go back to my seat so I couldn’t watch all the fun, but he did get on the intercom right afterwards and announce that he was embarrassed to subject us to that level of incompetence. 🤣 Airlines in my part of the world don’t mess around.
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sara fulmer 1 year ago
When my son was 16yo he worked at a hands-on Science factory type kids place. He came home every day b*tchin' "they don't put anything away! They don't listen to anyone!" -best birth control ever
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The Funny Fox 1 year ago
*I'm Only Human....I'm Only I'm Only.... I'm Only Human... Human Human...*
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Huddo's sister 1 year ago
Maybe is just there to help you delay the tantrum when you say no, until a time you can deal with it better
Lynn Morello 1 year ago
Maybe is the hope that they will forget, so when it is mentioned later, you can say, ooops, I forgot.
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Lynn Morello 1 year ago
You never get what you want, what is in the picture is usually, too small, photoshopped to the hilt or just net even worth the postage.
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Dave Freeman 1 year ago
If I wanted to read a Tumblr feed, I'd go to Tumblr and read. I want to read thought provoking articles not listicles.
Dave Freeman 1 year ago
If I wanted to read a Tumblr feed, I'd go to Tumblr and read. I want to read thought provoking articles not listicles.
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