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Humans-Of-Marketplace

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187points

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

LOL. When the baby is cranky you can yeet it out the window!

133points

We managed to get in touch with Donnie Hanzo, the admin of "Humans Of Marketplace" who created it a couple of years ago, and they agreed to tell us more about what goes on in this amusing corner of the internet.

"Our group shares funny, strange, and absurd listings and communications with sellers and things we all see online and deal with day to day on Facebook Marketplace," Hanzo told Bored Panda, adding that from time to time, they also feature pictures from eBay and other online platforms.

#3

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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187points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Sorry, I am only interested in Satanic furniture.

208points

#4

Humans-Of-Marketplace

SAILING BICYCLE
FOUND IN UGANDA THE PEAL OF AFRICA

Julia Zivotic Report

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157points

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Kamelion 2 years ago

Points for inventiveness though!

100points

#5

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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147points

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michael reid 2 years ago

I'll fight Tony for £50 easy

68points

"I'd probably say cars are featured most; it's always a laugh seeing threads of people getting roasted by the online community about their car build or outrageous asking prices," the admin said.

However, when we asked Hanzo about the most ridiculous things they've seen in the group, they said there are simply too many to highlight. But if they had to choose, "broken televisions and glass furniture listed in 'great condition'" would be their top picks.

"A Christian mother selling her son's gaming computer after finding him watching Fortnite [adult videos]" was also among them.

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Humans-Of-Marketplace

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136points

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KJ 2 years ago

They have sold 17 already?

98points

#7

Humans-Of-Marketplace

When you’ve got a castle to storm at 6, but hittin the clubs by 9…

Sam Dowse Report

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136points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Is it just my eyes or does it look like the crotch is discoloured?

63points

#8

Humans-Of-Marketplace

Surely that's them paying them $20 to take it away?

Hayden Hall Report

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134points

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

ONLY thing wrong is ... NO, many things are wrong, the dog bite is the least of your worries. Once you sit on that filthy thing your bum will hit the floor. EEEW

73points

#9

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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127points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Fair enough.

66points

The group probably won't run out of content anytime soon. According to Meta spokesperson David Troya-Alvarez, more than one billion people around the world visit Facebook Marketplace every month, and even as daily active users for Facebook decline, the Marketplace feature seems to continue going strong.

Even though frustrated sellers say it's prone to ghosting and haggling with an occasional scammer here and there, its proponents sing praises for being an affordable, accessible, and sustainable alternative to buying new.

#10

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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126points

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Geeki Nikki 2 years ago

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

173points

#11

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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118points

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Kamelion 2 years ago

This is what you get when you order a Sphinx from Aliexpress

122points

#12

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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111points

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Geeki Nikki 2 years ago

What kinda parties are you throwing?

86points

#13

Humans-Of-Marketplace

FOR SALE
Large glass TV stand, Little wear n tear showing, doesn't suit my requirements. Open to offers or trade.

Donnie Hanzo Report

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109points

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Black Pearl 2 years ago

Ooh I get a TV stand and a free puzzle all in one!

98points

Donnie Hanzo thinks the reasons why online marketplace users get disconnected from reality can be pretty much summed up with what Mike Tyson said, that "social media made [people] way too comfortable with disrespecting others and not getting punched in the face for it."

"A lot of these people making lowball offers or sellers messing people around wouldn't act the same in real life, at least I don't think so," they explained.

#14

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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109points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

How is tossing off an Ostrich considered Vegan?

229points

Kai 2 years ago

It's totally not, although depending on the proclivities of the ostrich it might be cruelty free 😆

57points

Nicole Weymann 2 years ago

Okay, not the first (of many) questions that came to my mind, but, yeah: totally non vegan. (Mine were more boring and mostly startet out as "WHY...?")

28points

Wondering Alice 2 years ago

Love that's your biggest problem. Like if only I wasn't vegan, I'd love some ostrich sperm

22points

Caro Caro 2 years ago

True.

7points

sqwerkle 2 years ago

That's your only question? 😅

4points

Random Anon 2 years ago

I think the more relevant question here is, how does one even toss off an Ostrich?

3points

Cindy Smith 2 years ago

I can’t stop laughing

2points

Evelyn Ann 2 years ago

Ostriches now have a 1000 yard stare

1point

Hunter 2 years ago

The ostriches enjoyed it.

1point

Christopher Carter 2 years ago

Because no animals were harmed, quite the opposite tbh

0points

Erin Hunter 2 years ago

Cos they likes it

0points

Owen 2 years ago

Cause they enjoy it

0points

Reece Aster 2 years ago

First thing I thought

0points

Dizz2K7 Gaming 2 years ago

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Black Pearl 2 years ago (edited)

"Extracted by hand" Excuse me sir, what the F**K do you mean by that?? What the hell is this whole thing???? What???????

37points

M O'Connell 2 years ago

It's the same process dog breeders use... In fact, most animal husbandry involves handies.

7points

Francine Govan 2 years ago

What if I'm allergic to "nuts"? 😆

27points

Caro Caro 2 years ago

I hope this is a joke.

21points

Angela Jester 2 years ago

The fk did I just read 😳😱

18points

Geeki Nikki 2 years ago

I just threw up a bit.

14points

KM 2 years ago

You will notice they did not specify its ostrich semen they offer to sprinkle on top

10points

Hagen Radcliffe 2 years ago

Oh yuck!

1point

R D 2 years ago

🤢

6points

Ikonye St. Jude 2 years ago

Clearly the world has gone nuts.

4points

Quasar 2 years ago

well there is "nut" in it

6points

Lisa 2 years ago

This must be a troll post. SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THEY'RE TROLLING.

3points

Randy Kitchens 2 years ago

This is just fowl

3points

AATigerwolf 2 years ago

Impeckable, but toucan play at this game

3points

Terry Armstrong 2 years ago

I'm thinking that this has got be be illegal with jail time as punishment if caught !!

3points

Patrick McKemie 2 years ago

That's how my wife got pregnant.

2points

ToyWyvern 2 years ago

How long was the baby's neck?

5points

I' Gomez & Morticia's kid 2 years ago

Sorry, ik it's a bit personal but does she give birth or lay eggs 🤔

2points

Arkarui Ashanti 2 years ago

WTH.

0points

Ana Flores 2 years ago

I'm about to vomit

1point

party marty 2 years ago

no.

1point

Kelly Taylor 2 years ago

Definitely NOT vegan!

1point

Elvira Dirge 2 years ago

WHY

1point

Just me 2 years ago

This I didn't know was a thing....

1point

Nicholas Clancy 2 years ago

I’m not sure ostrich semen is considered vegan. It’s actually quite disgusting. I mean surely the ostrich is happy

1point

Repo 2 years ago

The f**k

1point

Cel Ru 2 years ago

Someone's trying to pretend this is a vegan saucy time treat, like oysters but not, like chicken feet but not...

1point

ƒιѕн 2 years ago

Bet the ostriches were happy

1point

Dutchdancemum 2 years ago

wth is wrong with people!

1point

Bella10 2 years ago

Wtf did I just read

1point

J 2 years ago

🤢 No thanks.

0points

Drew Sauveur 2 years ago

Trying to profit from his kink. Clever.

0points

Brenda 2 years ago

Um...... Ew!

0points

Mahogany Eclipse 2 years ago

God i hope hes being sarcastic 🤢

0points

Shawn NowayJose 2 years ago

Why, just why?

0points

Alicia GriffonLady 2 years ago

What if the baker is nicknamed Ostrich?...

0points

Ferdinand Ferrao III 2 years ago

::Plot Twist:: They call him Ostrich at Furry Parties...

0points

Yvonne Cooper 2 years ago

Ummm nope...

0points

Dagoth Ur 2 years ago

I'm usually able to try anything once but I think Imma draw the line at bird spunk

0points

Cassie Newsom 2 years ago

$50 seems a little steep for an ex revenge but somebody maybe willing to pay it. Hell they mail poop for $30 a pound. Why not this.

0points

Raimei Ai 2 years ago

Vegan? How???

0points

Melissa Smith 2 years ago

Notice he didn’t specify whose dried semen could be drizzled on top…😬

0points

Frankjc3rd 2 years ago

Vegan means No product of an animal!

0points

Slippery Johnson 2 years ago

Or add salt to a muffin

0points

Jen T 2 years ago

Did the Ginger and the Boots have anything to do with this? (Allegedly)

0points

Aaron Marts 2 years ago

No thanks I dont like blueberries and as the pictures shows theres clearly blueberries.

0points

Samantha Maddog 2 years ago

I guess this should fall under the new gender reveals from the LGTBQXZ sector named Ostrich Semen Gobblers or Avian-Sexuals

0points

AngelWingsYT 2 years ago

I have SEVERAL questions and concerns but its 1230am so imma assume i just misread this in my half asleep state.

0points

Bored Toadette 2 years ago

No one gonna mention the $50 per muffin? Also those not look like a muffin to me🤔 I have sooo many questions on this one but i really don't know if i even WANT to know the answer to them🤮

0points

1Zs Girl 2 years ago

Eww

0points

Elizabeth Molloy 2 years ago

Vegans don't eat anything from an animal, so ...

0points

Teresa Simmons 2 years ago

Next question is what person opted to make it and why?

0points

Mohammed Marwan Mohammed 2 years ago

I'm trying not to puke right now . . . EWW!

0points

Gogubaci 2 years ago

everyday we stray further from god

0points

Robyn Bowns 2 years ago

I think Dave has a little too much time on his hands 😝

0points

Dekker451 2 years ago

"Extracted by hand" = "I jerked off an ostrich"

0points

SleepyCrispy 2 years ago

I could vomit.

0points

Matt Ford 2 years ago

Clearly that's an animal by-product

0points

bhumika ganguly 2 years ago

What the what?!!!!!

0points

Brooke Howard 2 years ago

And, it’s not even Vegan. SMH.

0points

Brooke Howard 2 years ago

Are you required to wear the silver g-string whilst eating the semen muffin?

0points

Brooke Howard 2 years ago

And if so, can I charge $$ on FB marketplace to do that?

0points

Shelli Aderman 2 years ago

Um, wait. WHAT?! 😳

0points

Cortney White 2 years ago

My mom made these when I was little! Goes great with a large glass of Ovaltine!

0points

A Random Potato 2 years ago

I'M SORRY, WHAT

0points

Kaisa Koo 2 years ago

I was just thinking I shouldn't be eating while reading this

0points

ThatSunniChick 2 years ago

Ummm

0points

John Smith 2 years ago

Some people have weird hobbies...

0points

LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago

What have I just read?!

0points

Steve Fischer 2 years ago

I'll give you mine freshly squeezed for free

0points

Jaye Keith 2 years ago

What in the f*ckity f*ck??? I feel ill reading that. Who, what, why, where, how?? Just why?

0points

David Brown 2 years ago

Vegans jerking off ostriches. Sounds legit.

0points

Lara Verne 2 years ago

Are you sure it's vegan?

0points

#15

Humans-Of-Marketplace

Final score:

108points

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Lily bloom 2 years ago

How is this shady? Description says the box is empty. $50 for an ampty box seems high to me but you can ask any price you want. Whether or not anyone will pay that price is another story but I don't think this is shady

101points

#16

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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107points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Step one. Smile.

53points

#17

Humans-Of-Marketplace

Final score:

102points

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KitFrey 2 years ago

Is it legal to do that because I am not sure if it is.

57points

Interestingly, research conducted by consulting firm Kearney found that sustainable products are, on average, 75 to 85 percent more expensive than conventional goods. Sustainable clothing and beauty products have the highest markups: between 150 and 210 percent.

#18

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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102points

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Kai 2 years ago

Ya know that isn't a bad advert

57points

#19

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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86points

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michael reid 2 years ago

If that turbo is real I would buy that

37points

#20

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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85points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Hill billy Joker is planning to use them at Gotham trailer park.

82points

#21

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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84points

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M O'Connell 2 years ago

I don't know about your part of the world, but around here auto parts stores will do that for free.

88points

At the end of the day, "Humans Of Marketplace" is just about people as the things they're selling, and I think that's part of the group's appeal.

"We are an active community, always providing daily laughs," Hanzo said. "We have people all over the globe so it's cool to see a ton of varying content from all around the world."

#22

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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82points

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

Hahaha "satisfying every time" made me laugh way too loud.

69points

#23

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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80points

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Geeki Nikki 2 years ago (edited)

Sooooo essentially its a digital photo frame.

57points

#24

Humans-Of-Marketplace

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told

Sam Dowse Report

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77points

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Geeki Nikki 2 years ago

What in the actual f*ck is going on here?!

106points

#25

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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74points

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Emanual Henry 2 years ago

Is it still attached to the ground?

71points

#26

Humans-Of-Marketplace

Selling kids free school lunches

Vanessa Dubt Report

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69points

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Geeki Nikki 2 years ago

Hbu just feed your kids instead of selling their food?

64points

#27

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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65points

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Chich 2 years ago

WTF is a Hasbulla?

100points

#28

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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64points

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Quasar 2 years ago

yeah man, why not?

42points

#29

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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63points

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KJ 2 years ago

I am guessing neither of these ladies are horticulturists.

79points

#30

Humans-Of-Marketplace

ITS THE SAME F*CKING THING OK

Eduardo Beceer Report

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59points

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Lily bloom 2 years ago

Perhaps upgraded and is selling the old one packed in the new one's box. Not sure why they wouldn't just take a pic of the 3 itself.

47points

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#31

Humans-Of-Marketplace

More nightmare fuel.

Dan Manley Report

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21points

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Geeki Nikki 2 years ago

Why is there a butt stain?

19points

#32

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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18points

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

NOPE

18points

#33

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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18points

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Mark Alibozek 2 years ago

It's just two stuck together

14points

#34

Humans-Of-Marketplace

Looks like a mat in poor condition

Sam Dowse Report

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18points

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Black Pearl 2 years ago (edited)

I hope her name isn't Mat

13points

#35

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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17points

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juice 2 years ago

it's bean curd wrapped around fish and fried

8points

#36

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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17points

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Agent 8433599 2 years ago

*silly comment*

8points

#37

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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17points

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Catherine Binder 2 years ago

Siphon shmiphon, you can just pore it out. Sheesh.

5points

#38

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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Black Pearl 2 years ago

That's a thick pick

19points

#39

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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13points

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Lily bloom 2 years ago

Again, they are up front about it being a replica.

11points

#40

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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#41

Humans-Of-Marketplace

Check out the mean manu's he can do tho.

Jack Horrocks Report

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13points

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Emanual Henry 2 years ago

This guy has found the untapped market of used science fair projects.

15points

#42

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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11points

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Catherine Binder 2 years ago

???

8points

#43

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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10points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Hold back a bit on the details, I am feeling overwhelmed by the barrage of information.

16points

#44

Humans-Of-Marketplace

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10points

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Lux Crow 2 years ago

Take it to the doll hospital (look it up, it’s real)

18points

#45

Humans-Of-Marketplace

Final score:

8points

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M O'Connell 2 years ago

Considering how nice the Avalon is, if they're only asking $750 it probably has issues serious enough to make $350 a valid offer.

9points

#46

Humans-Of-Marketplace

Fule prices are out of control

Josh Sardelic Report

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7points

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M O'Connell 2 years ago

This isn't that weird, it's pretty common to buy a chunk of a parts-vehicle when you're doing rust repair.

5points

#47

Humans-Of-Marketplace

Fire located

Donnie Hanzo Report

Final score:

-8points

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Horatio Jay 2 years ago

I bought one of these as a gift for my friend's kid, they loved it. I'm unclear why this is on this list. Also, why 2/3rds of the rest are. This list is awful.

21points