"Ah there is my stinky owner..."

I love you, Dad

I love it

First I really thought it is a droplet.

All school thought me was how to memorize stg and then forget the next day, retaking the test a couple times would actually help to learn and remember

Tried that but got no reply :-(

Add eggs to cold water, bring to boil, boil 3,5 mins (half-easy yolk) or 5 min (hard york), take the eggs out and rinse with cold water to stop the cooking process.

This is absolutely a life saver

This should be in a lesson in school...

I'm ... m ..... Can't he .... hear you ..... you're ..... re breaking up ..... up....... *Hangs up*

Good idea, keeps dust off it too

I know that I've saved this image at least two times before - and never tried the advice

Me too.

Well yes but... Still the third and fourth one is so much cuter :)

"Take twices as long" and "have twice as much fun" sounds easy to say but in reality...

I can't believe I had to learn half of this the hard way and the other half by an online comic strip...

Notice the bird in each picture lol

Trade perfect for done!!

Sometimes you must deal with time limits, but otherwise very fine advice

This is terrible advice coming from someone who either took themselves too seriously once, or never seriously enough. Promote balance. 🤦‍♂️

Abandon the concept of New Years resolutions

Neglect your house. Spend twice as much later.

Thanks for the help

Got to say it's a shame Boris Johnson hasn't seen this or knows how real apologies work.

I learned this trick a while back, and it definitely works.

Wait, I needed this. I still have a splinter in my thumb and it's driving me nuts!

This isn't a universally known sign.

Masks blisters are no joke and it ain't stupid if it works. This man is a MacGyver

Isolation has been so easy for me. I rarely leave my home and I prefer it this way.

Now share how it works, please. I mean, who puts kiwi on a shoe? (yes, I know they're probably talking about the shoe polish brand and yes, I know banana peel seems to be a great way to make your shoes shine like.... a banana peel)

Nicee

how long are your vacations that your succulents will need water?

So, is First Cousin Once Removed really used for two different relations?

Sorry, I'm not doing that for free.

An EMT responder once told me to never dump ice cold water on on a person if they have a heat stoke. I don't remeber the reason but it might kill the person.

Is it wrong that when I saw how to jump a car I thought of a person actually trying to jump over a car

let's try this in Niagara....

I would like to shovel snow. Am from the equator and only snow I've seen is on a mountain 5000+ m high that am not cli.bing anytime soon again..

..Hugely dependant on time of year and latitude!

A kid of that age shouldn't even know what a can of soft drink is.

"How to jump a car" to "how to survive a grenade explosion"... Well that escalated quickly

Becareful for colorful forrest fires tho...

And here's the bit they should have included with this: "So I just remembered something my dad taught me about organizing the disassembled screws/nails during a project, simply use cardboard and a pen"

So, when the kids I work with pass their driving test, I give them a present. In the bag is a seatbelt cutter/hammer tool, a small book on basic car maintenance, and a keyring that can fit a rolled up £20 note for emergencies. All useful things to have, and not very expensive

Great advice. Sadly, cannot be applied to mushrooms.

That boredpanda, looks more like a snail. Wait! Is that a euphemism 🤔🤭