Hiding our valuables is embedded into our nature - from caveman hiding a bone in an old pterodactyl's nest to you, searching for places to hide things in your room. Fear not for your possessions, because Bored Panda, has declassified a top-secret list that will teach you how to turn everyday household items into secret hiding places.
From covering your sweets in plain sight to super secret drawers, compartments, crawl spaces, and even a hornets' nest imitation hiding spot - these tricks would fool even 007 himself.
So, do you hate people touching your stuff? Paranoid that burglars are stalking your home? Worried about that stash of questionable material on the dark red flash drive that sits haphazardly in your nightstand drawer? Whatever your reasons are for wanting to keep something completely camouflaged, we've got you covered. Your secrets, together with your valuables will stay safe.
Get the ideas about best hiding spots in our list below!
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Secret Drawer In Window Sill
Anyone else realize that thieves reading this now have new places to look?
Behind The Murphy Door
Secret Bookshelf
Birdhouse With A Hidden Box
Jar That Looks Like Full Of Grains
Doortop Stash
Secret Crawlspace Access Door
Hidden Chair Compartment
Roll Up Your Valuables In A Diaper To Keep Them Safe At The Beach
Functional Tile
Secret Door Bookcase
Secret Photo Frame
Basement Steps Secret Storage
Hide Your Sweets Like A Pro
Hide your sweets like you're a mom with 3 young kids who eat everything that falls in their hands excepting green soybeans.
Secret Safe From Old CD's
OHHH, that's clever! No one these days is going to mess with a stack of blank DVD's!
Phone Jack Secret Compartment
Hide House Key Outside With Pill Bottle
Mayonnaise Jar Spray-Painted With Cream-Colored Paint For Plastic
Potted Plant Secret Compartment
That people are hiding flash drives makes me think there's something dodgy going on in their lives.
Drawer With A Secret
Hornets Nest Hiding Spot
Secret Compartment Coffee Table
Cabinet Hidden Storage
this gallery hes exactly two types of posters: people with a whole lot of money and people with a whole lot of time
Secret Jar Inside Of A Toy
Hidden Wall Outlet Safe
Hidden Compartment In A Globe
Hide Valuables In Fake Pipes
My kids tried to do that too, but they just tried to flush things to get them into a pipe rather than make a false wye.
In A Trash Can
Secret Place Inside Of A Curtain
Magnetic Page Photo Album Hiding Place
Thermometer With A Secret Storage
False Bottom Secret Compartment
It needs to be cushioned, you can hear the rambling of the objects hitting the wood every time you open it.
Battery Secret Compartment
Sliding Fireplace
Toe-Kick Hideaway
Under The Fish Tank Hiding Place
A Secret Compartment In A Hair Brush
Some of these would be good for traveling but kind of useless at home.
Bed Knob Hideout
Secret Side Table
Secret Car Compartment
Computer Secret Compartment
I think thieves might take a whole computer if there's time, also shouldn't the secret compartment blend better?
Hide Money In A Deck Of Cards
In An Empty Paint Can
I knew an old painter who had hidden lots of money in half full paint cans, also IN the paint. then he died and his kids threw all his old stuff away...
Secret Stash Pepsi Bottle
Books As Hidden Storage
...But then why can I see the pages of the books if only the covers are there??
Secret Log Box
Secret Keyboard Hiding Place
Top Secret Tissue Box
Secret Candle Compartment
Hiding Spot Inside Sticky Notes
Bike Seat Secret Compartment
Hide Things In Your Old Deoderant Container
Poop Key Hider
:D wait till someone's dog drops a real one which looks just like that.
Vacuum Cleaner Bag Compartment Hideout
Hidden Cabinet
Secret Lip Balm Storage Safe
Secret Compartment In Flip Flops
Hidden Compartment Behind The Tv
My Secret Hiding Place In My Purse. Also Easy To Grab Out And Carry In Your Pocket
Hide Money In A Frame
Air-Return Stash
Towel Rack Safe
You'd need to be a master criminal just to get them back out anyway!
Secret Compartment Chess Board
Hiding Spot Inside Of A Flashlight
Inside A Vitamin Container
Hide Your Money In A Shoe
Book Hideout
Turning Scrap Piece Of Wood Into A Secret Hide-A-Key
Cabinet Hidey-Hole
Hiding Space Inside A Clock
Hide A Key In Plain Sight
Tennis Ball Secret Container
Shaving Can Safe
Sprinkler Hide-A-Key
Ehh not the best hiding space kids in my complex like to pull these out and keep them...
Hide Your Stuff In Old Eos Containers
Flyswatter Secret Storage
Secret Compartment Shift Knob
Hidden Keyboard
Floating Shelf With Secret Compartment
Inside A Retainer Or Mouth Guard Case
Soda Pop Safe
Hiding Place In A Log
Dental Floss Container Safe
Secret Bookshelf Stash And Storage Spot Covered By Vinyls
Again tactical decision. Thieves usually come from fairly close by. And similar social status. ... If you have bigger items than can be stolen easily those will go first. If it is desperate druggies in low income area they might try to take the vinyls to sell later....but in the right place i like this.
Perfect Place To Hide A Key
"You keep using the word 'Hide". I don't think it means what you think it means."
The Crackerjack Stash
VHS Tape Secret Compartment
i would be very suspicious if i saw a vhs tape but not a single vhs player in the house.
The Pillow Safe
I'm that special kind of idiot that paid $100 for my pillow, so I guarantee my pillow will be stolen. Everyone just KNOWS I have those FANCY pillows.
Pinecone Hide-A-Key
Belt With A Secret Safe
Secret Compartment
If you really want to hide something just give it to a toddler to play with, you will never see it again
Lololol Yes. ! . And yes some of these would NOT be toddler proof.
Load More Replies...These are all good ideas. But now they are out there, in the internet for everyone, including the thieves to see
My thoughts exactly. Well, they might be not good to hide from thieves anymore, but you can still use them to hide stuff from... Your siblings, for example, or your kids.
Load More Replies...So you've essentially told potential burglars where they should look for things to steal. Good work
If you really want to hide something just give it to a toddler to play with, you will never see it again
Lololol Yes. ! . And yes some of these would NOT be toddler proof.
Load More Replies...These are all good ideas. But now they are out there, in the internet for everyone, including the thieves to see
My thoughts exactly. Well, they might be not good to hide from thieves anymore, but you can still use them to hide stuff from... Your siblings, for example, or your kids.
Load More Replies...So you've essentially told potential burglars where they should look for things to steal. Good work