I'm going to make this my daily mission.

Unless they're planning to sue you, lol

If I try to do this alone and in a public place, such as, say - the park, I become magnet to those hunting people around to join their church no matter if you already have your religion....

Oh please. Gossip is fun.

So no one takes me seriously? :(

Oh yeah I've got 2 people under 6 here at home. My tips: escape from them in the weekend. Few hours are already fine!

I daydream at least 4 hours per day

This one deserves to be higher than some of the high positioned illustrations here.

This one I kinda agree with. ^_-

I want to say that to racists who attack me on the street. They're wasting their time as well as my time by hating me.

This is also nice to remember when dealing with depressed people. I can help them (including bringing them to a psychologist) but ultimately it's their job to cure from depression. It's not your fault even if they can't recover soon.

I think that if you start doing this you'll have to read about 8 books a day after 10 years, 16 after 20 years, by the time you stop working you'll have to read 48 books a day, I don't think this will improve my life...

And your family!

I try, I try....

Easier said than done

It will help you poop better. True story.

also, throw garbage in the garbage bins

Give time a little time...

No, not narcissistic parents :( I'm happiest when I'm not in touch.

I think this refers to how you feel mentally and emotionally. That's how I read it.

Walking is a good alternative for people with bad knees? :D

Prayer?

Easier said than done

Thanks for the (shitload of) explanations. I'm not a native speaker so puns sometimes go by unnoticed or, as in this case, misunderstood.

That's what MANY people say about themselves.

and new food!

You mean... video games? I'm in! ^_-

Oh no I hate schools and maths :(

Say that to an actual depression sufferer, and see what happens....

And pass it on to someone or something that may find the use, beauty and joy in it XD

Forgiving other people is easy. Forgiving yourself is a different story.

Ah, not with that facebook like

scientific studies proved that saying wrong

No it doesn't and I hate when people say that as if it's supposed to be comforting. Its ignorant.As time passes pain dulls, new good things will help heal old wounds, but there are instances; a smell, a word, a place, that will bring it all back and you'll be destroyed again. Even if its just for a moment. Dont simplify or degrade a persons pain by being so uncaring

No, I need a job :(

Only helps when you believe in (a) god.

Just rubbish, especially when you're in deperssion