This is my cat

i'm the cattest :-D

Snowdrop has this down to a fine art.

My kitty loves this trick.

Unless they want you to sit on them...

Our cat did just that, leaving no evidence whatever. She was only discovered when my mother decided to check the case for something she'd mislaid.

Neo action, every 3am. You've got it down! ^-^

But when you open the doors of the fridge they are hearing from a km distance and come running XD

Oh my god! Everyday. I love him...

And in a spot where they are sure to step in it...

I've got FIVE cats & they ALL do it. One of them has trained me to feed her at her favourite window seat where she will then ask for the menu & then the wine list before deciding on a nice little Catarratto Chardonnay. On a sunny day she will refuse the table at the window & insist on eating her meal al fresco (on the wall...)

Yep, only Schroedinger prefers straws :)

What that slave should've done was keep boxes the toys came in ;3

Or her scarf....ring the changes, why don't you?

Or underwear!

Or on your keyboards or your laptop :)

My cat always tries to eat my food as if he were a dog. I never give him human food, but he likes to grab all kinds of vegetables. Since the moment I got a cat I haven't been able to eat in peace, because it's war

I woke up one morning to the sensation of my cat chewing my hair. Upon realising I was awake, Button began tapping my face repetitively. Once she was bored of that, she stood up on my stomach, turned around and farted at me.

Also some potted plantsXD poor, unlucky plants... there is a system, one day I will discover it...

Preen on a fence when a lot of people is going next to it and look smug when they are oohing and aahing XD

Two my poor kitty has spent many days stuck in a drawer

my cat looks mortified if I sing.

Also at 2am try to fit or sit in a plastic bag, they wont mind the nosie!

My cat is himself! XD

Mine exactly

Mine prefer to "help" make up the bed by continually jumping up on it while I'm putting on the fitted sheet, top sheet, blanket, etc., then yowling like I'm beating them within an inch of their lives when I pick them up and put them in the floor. Of course as soon as I'm done with the bed, they are no longer interested in it or in me ...

:'( this one

My littlest one bringed once a mole half her weight - it was only unconcious luckily and we put it in the garden. Markizka was stunned and then sooo offendedXD!!! She went after the mole again, but it was already gone and I could swear that she was poutingXD!!!

They might come between you and your human.

Or just sit on it, if possible, or get between human and book. Nothing is more important than looking at you!

hahahahaha. my cat does this and i pretend i don't see her and keep calling her name, and then as soon as i attempt to leave the room she will jump on me from behind and go hide somewhere else. we do this for 30 minutes everyday xD it's the catty-hide-and-seek

My cat flap just goes into the closed garage. They go out there and hunt mice.

probably has been

they are signalling hte place where the remote is :D

With the paw also. Then lick your paw to taste. Then again with your paw. Your human will appreciate your dedication.

My cat is just the opposite I can be gone 5 minutes and walk in the door being greeted by hin like I was gone all day.

If it was only under the sofa it would be easy. But they like to kick all the toys, small objects, even food under the big furniture parts, which are extremely hard to move.. :(

also, food is always to be eaten on the floor, not out of a bowl... ._.

Yup

Once I ate tuna in front of my cats. They were infuriated and said I was the worst person

Not just a cat thing, my bulldog does it too

yeah you have to choose: to get a cat or plants. can't have both:D

Every morning...

My toddler used to tell this story about the "ghost" in his bedroom. It would come out at night to cuddle him. Then I discovered the white cat was hiding in his room until he fell asleep and going to lie down with him.

Always! Then kick them under the sofa or any other big furniture piece. Take some in the middle of the bed too.

I know it's not probable that all domesticated house cats stay indoors and I also know that in rural areas they love being outside but I agree with Elena to an extent that in cities and densely populated areas cats should stay inside. My neighborhood just has so many cats wandering around outside whose owners don't bring them in EVER no matter if it's snowing raining or 10 below. I know not everyone is like that but personally if you live in a city I think your cat should be indoors or at least monitored while outside.

That’s my Thomas

Very recognizable, my girlfriends 2 catladies did this several times, first with Whiskas, then with Royal Canin, cost me a small fortune 🙄. Hopefully they like Gourmet for the rest of their lives 😄.

Or the balcony door on the worst weather.