thats cold

You're sure? He offered only ONE dollar...

Watch and see what happens when your kids are dating...

Well that was completely appropriate, lol Hope you got over her Brian!

When reality hits.

Technically... yeah... lol

Sounds a bit as if she was afraid of you.

It's creepy and lovely at the same time...

Mission accomplished.Without words.

“I’m gay anyways” Lol I love it

...that's awful...but I still laughed out loud at it

A*****e ;^;

There's a couple of possibilities. One is that she perceived you as being unprotective, realized that in a dream accurately reflecting her waking perception, and decided that wasn't what she wanted (which is what Mimis things). Another possibility is that she had a dream which did not accurately simulate your behavior (and we've all had those), and she wasn't able to perform proper reality checking afterward. Either is possible, though I'll admit I've had a girlfriend who was mad at me for a couple of days, and when I finally forced the issue and made her tell me why, it was about something I'd done in her dream. The only thing is to make sure that picture of you isn't accurate and move on.

And you don't even check e-mail

I can live without a shower for a few days doesn't mean I never want one again.

Perfect soundtrack.

Ouch. Nightmare.

I wonder if he looked up breakup speeches

Good for you Girl! Congratulations! Proud of you that you got A after just getting dumped!

Dodged a bullet there...

So she got dumped and still watched a movie. Without popcorn.

Reality-check the hard way.

Didn't know Newt Gingrich was married to a man.

She's a jerk.

Reminds me of a time I got binned because she found Green Day on my iPod!

They publish that kind of thing in the paper? Or was it an actual announcement?

umm k then pshyco

That's not good... AND HE TOOK THE TICKRTS!!

Classic twist... Jack Twist.

Different topic, I know, but this one reminds me of when Puyo Puyo on Kakao games terminated service. It was April 1st and I though it was a joke. Then I opened the app the next day. It was no joke. The game was really no longer in service due to lack of players.... TT_TT

Rough

"Wife material...?" ...what an ididot

What kind of sandwich?

karma police woop woop!

Oh when people use excuses? Am I right (probably not :(

That's more common than one would think...

Sister's friend.. hmmmmmmm.

I would have messaged the husband screen shots of our convos and tell him to get out if he's smart.

Wait, you're also the pineapple pizza girl! Either you're good at using your imagination or you've dated some very bizarre dudes

How could he know that Susan wanted to see other people? hmm... maybe he was one of them??

LOL this needs more upvotes!!

Same exact thing happened to me. He told me how all of these girls he dated turned into "stalkers." When he disappeared on me (after getting back from a vacation together), I tried to go over a few times to get some closure and talk about it. If he knew I was coming (like when I finally said, I guess this is over - I'll come get my stuff), he'd leave. I realized, in my desperation to understand what happened, I was starting to act a little like a "stalker." After a few days I realized it and finally just said - oh well. He won't be labeling me that way to his next girlfriend. I didn't even like him that much, I was just confused about what was going on!

Being the dumper is tough like being the dumpee at times

u go girl!!

i would've kicked him in his nuts as he was laughing. its so rude to make a joke like that, get someone's hopes up and tear them down. the level insecurities and self-doubt, due to a cruel joke like this, that can build up in someone's mind is not a small thing. Karma will get him.

she doesnt deserve curly fries

Wait.. there's more than 1 person in the world named " . " ???? That's Amazing!!

could've kissed someone else nearby! it would've been fun watching his reaction!

It's like dating the same person, but without the memories

At least this one was an actual child.

it's also annoying. there's already too many stupid and annoying people on the internet, don't be one of them.

lolel lelol

40% math is hard

Savage.

SAVAGE!!!!!!!!!! im soo sorry for you doe bro...

this person posted another one earlier so we're at two rough breakups?

soo.. three girls are running away from a lumberjack, they run up a hill and find a barn, the brunette hides behind a horse, the redhead hides behind a pig, ad the blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes, the lumberjack comes in and the brunette says 'neigh neigh', the redhead says 'oink oink', (heres the twist) and the blonde says 'potato potato' (btw im blonde and i dont mean any offense to anybody who has these hair colors)

As a chick that smokes like Wiz Khalifa with a husband that only smokes once a week, this is one b.s. Excuse .. Heavy smokers like light smokers because then there's always weed, he just wanted to break up.. Take it from a stoner 💯🚬

Good riddance of that family of psychotics. Hearing non existing entities is never a good sign...