Haha, God had a little fun with this one didn't he?XD

Lol

HAHAHAHA

mmmm delicocious

This is one of my favourites

That one really makes me sad..

I never thought of pandas like that...

Ha! Animal Technician... i need this job.

Maybe it wouldn't be angry if the dryer hadn't eaten it's other half

oh my Gosh I can't breath hahahahahha

God: "Right, just run with me here... I'm thinking mop head shaped jelly that can shape shift somewhat. Ooh and make it swim! Ooh and make it super dangerous! You know, like, if it gets annoyed it can toxic tickle you. Ooh, that's a good'un!" Angels: *facepalm*

Angels be all about the lolz

I read this and I laughed so hard I spit out my drink

Seems like God likes the number "8". He used them for spiders too!

Platypi*

Bats are little puppies with wings who, due to evolution, have no need to know where up and down are

Lol

In Africa they say hippo's always stay in the water and are so dangerous because they are mad at god for making them so ugly

So ... does this mean Fran Drescher existed before hyenas? lol

:'D

No, it's cats.

My teacher called them trash panda's once...

Angel:Um ok

that actually sounds cute not scary

Ass...

Give it elephant feet that are tiny

so we have lawyer before pigeons?

That's stupid because gorilla are at least as smart as chimps and they have the strength in bonus. In fact gorillas are the chimps 2.0.

Chihuahuas aren't that bad. It's the Mexican Shorthairs that are the wall-eyed rat

He was pointlessly mean to moles

Oh, and add BIGGER KNIVES

More o a feather duster

angel: um ok?

Bwaaahaha! *wipes tears streaming down from face* Hy-larious!

Jesus: Are you sure? God: Like if you gave a sausage a tail and legs.

Scraping the bottom of the idea barrel? Lol.

“Just make a really fat dolphin.”

Angel: Can they also be pets? God: No, make them act like graceful hunter raccoons.

[God creating ticks] like a tiny winebag with a screw. throw the dop away..

[God creating the Guinea Pig] So like what if I took a giant pile of fluff, gave it a head, shoved a teeny donut at the bottom of its head and made it squeak like a pig!

Gods wife: It’s beautiful honey, I love you so much. God: I love you too.

"Evil bag" was better, sorry

And barked instead of howled

God: It also looks like it’s wearing a tux.

lol

" that quacks and has weird eyes"

[God creating a cow] God : It's black and white Angle: Ok cool something different God: And it has a pink noodle on it's stomche Angle: ... God: And it makes food out of them Angle: Wtf God : call it a cow

That’s called a guinea pig.

Do you mean a cat?

Making humans. God: This one's gone a bit wrong. I didn t bargain for a sparsely haired ape who'd try to outdo me