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Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

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Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele get ready to move to the suburbs because Redfin has found the listing for you – and the best part is the sex swing is already provided. Nestled away in the sleepy suburbs of Maple Glen, a suburb of Philadelphia is a 5,000-square-foot Colonial, fully furnished property that on the inside is anything but traditional. Sure it has all the basic amenities and furnishings, but take a look downstairs and you will find out why the listing agent of the home, Melissa Leonard, calls it “50 Shades of Maple Glen.”

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Someone was looking for a new home in the suburbs and stumbled upon this stunning listing. At first, it seemed like the ideal place

Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

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“Oh. Nice large suburban home. Cool…”

Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

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“Wow that kitchen!”

Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

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“Nice natural light…fireplace..normal real estate listing…”

Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

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“Cool a bedroom….weird bed but ok…”

Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

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“Oh….wait…”

Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

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“Is that…”

Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

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“Could it be?”

Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

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“Pretty sure we’ve got a….”

Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

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“BASEMENT SEX DUNGEON!”

Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

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Naturally, people started digging around on the internet for more photos of the place

Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

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‘Sexy mood lighting’ to give the basement the right atmosphere

Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

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Woa that wooden X in the corner looks like it might tip over if you get too crazy

Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

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They even provide you with you with an array of sex toys on the wall talk about fully furnished indeed

Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

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Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

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A wooden doll posed in the right position in case you weren’t sure how to use this one

Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

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Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

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Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

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Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

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People on the internet loved the house and found the whole story very entertaining

Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

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Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing With A Basement Sex Dungeon (20 Pics)

Ilona Baliūnaitė

I'm a Visual Editor at Bored Panda since 2017. I've searched through a multitude of images to create over 2000 diverse posts on a wide range of topics. I love memes, funny, and cute stuff, but I'm also into social issues topics. Despite my background in communication, my heart belongs to visual media, especially photography. When I'm not at my desk, you're likely to find me in the streets with my camera, checking out cool exhibitions, watching a movie at the cinema or just chilling with a coffee in a cozy place

I'm a Visual Editor at Bored Panda since 2017. I've searched through a multitude of images to create over 2000 diverse posts on a wide range of topics. I love memes, funny, and cute stuff, but I'm also into social issues topics. Despite my background in communication, my heart belongs to visual media, especially photography. When I'm not at my desk, you're likely to find me in the streets with my camera, checking out cool exhibitions, watching a movie at the cinema or just chilling with a coffee in a cozy place

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Ivana 5 years ago

As I scrolled the only thing I could think was "Dear God, why would they have painted the walls that color, completely ruins the mood." Then I got to the lighting and I get it, but I am still not into it. Paint the damn walls you disgusting heathens. All I know is my sex dungeon will be a deep burgundy, or a hunter green, something jewel toned you know, like a sane person.

90points

Meowton Mewsk 5 years ago

Those colors are dated and not modern looking though and are HORRIBLE choices for resale. Look at any home listing online that’s nice like this one. They all have neutrals and the most modern homes have stark white walls. Buyers do not want stuffy burgundy they know they have to repaint. They won’t be able to see the room for what it is. Plus it’s just lame and very 90’s.

2points

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Bill 5 years ago

The color is to hide bodily fluids better.

2points

Bailey Yasuda 2 years ago

Yes, like a sane person

0points

Liesa Yopp 5 years ago

I agree white walls are Satans work, but they do show off that lighting well.

0points

Devin Robinson 5 years ago

*gently used*

29points

Patrick McKemie 5 years ago

The plants behind the giant X are a nice touch. When making beautiful, passionate love to a women chained to a giant X, I like to look at the greenery. Plus the extra oxygen makes the sex pretty OK!

14points

Bobbi Newell 5 years ago

Hey, 5,000 square feet really lets you spread out!

10points

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

...and let it all hang out!

6points

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Yael 5 years ago

I'm more disturbed by the fact that a stunning, 5,000 sqft. home costs the same as my Vancouver apartment.

5points

BeenElle 5 years ago

Thank you for saying that! My first thought was ‘Only $750K? This would cost at least double in Canada’.

1point

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Yael 5 years ago

Lol well then you'll be happy to hear that house is in the states, Auntie. Vancouver has tons of apartments for that price. The average cost of a house though is 3-5 million. Luckily for you that's only $4,000,000 USD + another $950,000 in taxes. Good old Canada!

0points

Meowton Mewsk 5 years ago

Why? It’s in Maple Glen Pennsylvania. People don’t want to live there and there’s nowhere near as much to attract jobs and stuff like Vancouver.

0points

KarmaQueen 5 years ago

Am I to assume all of the "stuff" in the basement is sold with the house at that price?

5points

Aunt Messy 5 years ago

I'd have a lovely bonfire of it all...or have a junker take it all away. The seller would still have to take a cut in price because the house it so dated that it would take about a quarter million dollars to renovate away all the 70s garbage.

-2points

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Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago

When is the open house and will there be demonstrations?

3points

Stormapotamus 5 years ago

Feelin' a little jipped on the house I bought last year...

3points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

This looks more like a showroom for exhibiting rental props for the adult film industry or for photographing the things for sale at an adult site than the actual thing. More clinically cold than passionately hot.

2points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Come to think of it, this is probably guerrilla marketing. I wouldn't be at all surpriced if that house is not even for sale.

0points

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Eunice Probert 5 years ago

What I want to know is, why do the people who owned all of that, want to sell it? Is there a sad story behind it?

2points

Meowton Mewsk 5 years ago

People move all the time. Maybe for work or just to upgrade.

3points

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Smackiex 5 years ago

Someone hit the jackpot hahaha

2points

Em Urbanek 5 years ago

What's with the dead things as rugs?!

1point

Captain Foley 5 years ago

From the outside it actually looks a lot like the house from Home Alone

1point

Meowton Mewsk 5 years ago

I think it’s dope. I love that bed frame and would want one too. But I don’t get why they put this in the basement. It seems like bedroom stuff to me. I wouldn’t just randomly have a bed in a rec room, that’s tacky to me.

1point

Missyblue 5 years ago

I'd buy it.

1point

Jason Laverick 5 years ago

Is it me or is that the "Home Alone" house from the outside?

1point

Bored Moogle 5 years ago

I thought the same thing.

1point

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ceanna1214 3 years ago

Jason Laverick lol

0points

albrecht09 3 years ago

Jason Laverick no

0points

lalog_21 3 years ago

Jason Laverick love

0points

lthur15 3 years ago

Jason Laverick follower

0points

keisie 3 years ago

Jason Laverick good

0points

taylor-anthony 3 years ago

Jason Laverick ?

0points

rasburyjam 4 years ago

Jason Laverick Good response!

0points

ra_coder 4 years ago

Jason Laverick good

0points

themehmet 4 years ago

Jason Laverick easy

0points

carriemason 4 years ago

Jason Laverick lol

0points

joakimrondin 4 years ago

Jason Laverick +

0points

candacejmchenry 4 years ago

Jason Laverick yes

0points

sbashor49 4 years ago

Jason Laverick easy

0points

Elizabeth 5 years ago

I feel like this may have been David Carradine's house

1point

Bailey Yasuda 2 years ago

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0points

Bailey Yasuda 2 years ago

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0points

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Susanna Vesna 5 years ago

I wanna be friends with whoever is selling this house! :D

0points

Phoebe Bean 5 years ago

"Look, mom, a medieval gym!"

0points

Kate Au 5 years ago

All i can think of right now is FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

0points

Bianca Roxas 5 years ago

Must have been full of some kind of porno professionals.

0points

Light 5 years ago (edited)

So are you going to use an UV light during house inspection? You know just in case there are stains not visible to the naked eye.

0points

ShiftyLookinNinjaPandaGirl 5 years ago

Im slapping my forehead looking at this.

0points

sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago

No one knows what goes on behind closed doors, could be anyone's neighbor !!!

0points

NQ L 5 years ago

Still a beautiful house and great price.

0points

ACE 5 years ago

The listing no longer has the S&M pics. More’s the pity.

0points

Bill 5 years ago

Just like visits to Grandma's house

0points

Tricia Marie 5 years ago

Beats the hell outta havin' a regular, old gym in the basement.

0points

Karen Reid - Penney 5 years ago

Why are the pic not on the realters site. 41 pics and not one of these. It probably a different home

0points

Mark Sheffield 5 years ago

That dungeon's legit. All top quality components. No "made in china" junk down there. Place is probably packed during the open house events!

0points

Stephanie Bladyak 5 years ago

What is that red thing with the triangles supposed to be?

0points

Mark Sheffield 5 years ago

Pommel horse

0points

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Gerry Higgins 5 years ago

hmmm That Head & Arms stock would make a great foot-board on my bed. ... just sayin

0points

M. Mole 5 years ago

Wonder if the house comes "fully furnished"?

0points

Max L. 5 years ago

not sure I want to know what the hammock is for..

0points

Tim Bijlsma 5 years ago

Hihihi 'sex' grow the f up.

-1point

Vampire_Unicorn 5 years ago

🤔 is the house still on the market? Asking for a friend. Lol

-1point

Gerry Higgins 5 years ago

One man's "dungeon" is another man's "Play Pen"

-2points

Danielle Rux 5 years ago

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-2points

Honesty Olishia 5 years ago

You're 12 years old.

2points

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Aunt Messy 5 years ago

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Ivana 5 years ago

As I scrolled the only thing I could think was "Dear God, why would they have painted the walls that color, completely ruins the mood." Then I got to the lighting and I get it, but I am still not into it. Paint the damn walls you disgusting heathens. All I know is my sex dungeon will be a deep burgundy, or a hunter green, something jewel toned you know, like a sane person.

90points

Meowton Mewsk 5 years ago

Those colors are dated and not modern looking though and are HORRIBLE choices for resale. Look at any home listing online that’s nice like this one. They all have neutrals and the most modern homes have stark white walls. Buyers do not want stuffy burgundy they know they have to repaint. They won’t be able to see the room for what it is. Plus it’s just lame and very 90’s.

2points

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Bill 5 years ago

The color is to hide bodily fluids better.

2points

Bailey Yasuda 2 years ago

Yes, like a sane person

0points

Liesa Yopp 5 years ago

I agree white walls are Satans work, but they do show off that lighting well.

0points

Devin Robinson 5 years ago

*gently used*

29points

Patrick McKemie 5 years ago

The plants behind the giant X are a nice touch. When making beautiful, passionate love to a women chained to a giant X, I like to look at the greenery. Plus the extra oxygen makes the sex pretty OK!

14points

Bobbi Newell 5 years ago

Hey, 5,000 square feet really lets you spread out!

10points

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

...and let it all hang out!

6points

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Yael 5 years ago

I'm more disturbed by the fact that a stunning, 5,000 sqft. home costs the same as my Vancouver apartment.

5points

BeenElle 5 years ago

Thank you for saying that! My first thought was ‘Only $750K? This would cost at least double in Canada’.

1point

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Yael 5 years ago

Lol well then you'll be happy to hear that house is in the states, Auntie. Vancouver has tons of apartments for that price. The average cost of a house though is 3-5 million. Luckily for you that's only $4,000,000 USD + another $950,000 in taxes. Good old Canada!

0points

Meowton Mewsk 5 years ago

Why? It’s in Maple Glen Pennsylvania. People don’t want to live there and there’s nowhere near as much to attract jobs and stuff like Vancouver.

0points

KarmaQueen 5 years ago

Am I to assume all of the "stuff" in the basement is sold with the house at that price?

5points

Aunt Messy 5 years ago

I'd have a lovely bonfire of it all...or have a junker take it all away. The seller would still have to take a cut in price because the house it so dated that it would take about a quarter million dollars to renovate away all the 70s garbage.

-2points

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Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago

When is the open house and will there be demonstrations?

3points

Stormapotamus 5 years ago

Feelin' a little jipped on the house I bought last year...

3points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

This looks more like a showroom for exhibiting rental props for the adult film industry or for photographing the things for sale at an adult site than the actual thing. More clinically cold than passionately hot.

2points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Come to think of it, this is probably guerrilla marketing. I wouldn't be at all surpriced if that house is not even for sale.

0points

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Eunice Probert 5 years ago

What I want to know is, why do the people who owned all of that, want to sell it? Is there a sad story behind it?

2points

Meowton Mewsk 5 years ago

People move all the time. Maybe for work or just to upgrade.

3points

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Smackiex 5 years ago

Someone hit the jackpot hahaha

2points

Em Urbanek 5 years ago

What's with the dead things as rugs?!

1point

Captain Foley 5 years ago

From the outside it actually looks a lot like the house from Home Alone

1point

Meowton Mewsk 5 years ago

I think it’s dope. I love that bed frame and would want one too. But I don’t get why they put this in the basement. It seems like bedroom stuff to me. I wouldn’t just randomly have a bed in a rec room, that’s tacky to me.

1point

Missyblue 5 years ago

I'd buy it.

1point

Jason Laverick 5 years ago

Is it me or is that the "Home Alone" house from the outside?

1point

Bored Moogle 5 years ago

I thought the same thing.

1point

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ceanna1214 3 years ago

Jason Laverick lol

0points

albrecht09 3 years ago

Jason Laverick no

0points

lalog_21 3 years ago

Jason Laverick love

0points

lthur15 3 years ago

Jason Laverick follower

0points

keisie 3 years ago

Jason Laverick good

0points

taylor-anthony 3 years ago

Jason Laverick ?

0points

rasburyjam 4 years ago

Jason Laverick Good response!

0points

ra_coder 4 years ago

Jason Laverick good

0points

themehmet 4 years ago

Jason Laverick easy

0points

carriemason 4 years ago

Jason Laverick lol

0points

joakimrondin 4 years ago

Jason Laverick +

0points

candacejmchenry 4 years ago

Jason Laverick yes

0points

sbashor49 4 years ago

Jason Laverick easy

0points

Elizabeth 5 years ago

I feel like this may have been David Carradine's house

1point

Bailey Yasuda 2 years ago

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0points

Bailey Yasuda 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

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Susanna Vesna 5 years ago

I wanna be friends with whoever is selling this house! :D

0points

Phoebe Bean 5 years ago

"Look, mom, a medieval gym!"

0points

Kate Au 5 years ago

All i can think of right now is FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

0points

Bianca Roxas 5 years ago

Must have been full of some kind of porno professionals.

0points

Light 5 years ago (edited)

So are you going to use an UV light during house inspection? You know just in case there are stains not visible to the naked eye.

0points

ShiftyLookinNinjaPandaGirl 5 years ago

Im slapping my forehead looking at this.

0points

sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago

No one knows what goes on behind closed doors, could be anyone's neighbor !!!

0points

NQ L 5 years ago

Still a beautiful house and great price.

0points

ACE 5 years ago

The listing no longer has the S&M pics. More’s the pity.

0points

Bill 5 years ago

Just like visits to Grandma's house

0points

Tricia Marie 5 years ago

Beats the hell outta havin' a regular, old gym in the basement.

0points

Karen Reid - Penney 5 years ago

Why are the pic not on the realters site. 41 pics and not one of these. It probably a different home

0points

Mark Sheffield 5 years ago

That dungeon's legit. All top quality components. No "made in china" junk down there. Place is probably packed during the open house events!

0points

Stephanie Bladyak 5 years ago

What is that red thing with the triangles supposed to be?

0points

Mark Sheffield 5 years ago

Pommel horse

0points

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Gerry Higgins 5 years ago

hmmm That Head & Arms stock would make a great foot-board on my bed. ... just sayin

0points

M. Mole 5 years ago

Wonder if the house comes "fully furnished"?

0points

Max L. 5 years ago

not sure I want to know what the hammock is for..

0points

Tim Bijlsma 5 years ago

Hihihi 'sex' grow the f up.

-1point

Vampire_Unicorn 5 years ago

🤔 is the house still on the market? Asking for a friend. Lol

-1point

Gerry Higgins 5 years ago

One man's "dungeon" is another man's "Play Pen"

-2points

Danielle Rux 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

-2points

Honesty Olishia 5 years ago

You're 12 years old.

2points

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Aunt Messy 5 years ago

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