Luv it

Rip grandpa

Me, in college.

True story, I was the barrel.

Platypus is poisonous? ('-_-)

Getting fired never felt so good!

didn't see that coming..hahaha

I love the title

Walks away saying “damit I was tricked”

That history joke was DEAD-on.

My favorite so far!!!!

I wish I could it like that. Vacuums are cheaper than pills & therapy 😑

Tinder in a nutshell

Right in the Feels :(

i laughed waaay too hard

D***s save everyone

It's Sharkzenegger!

"damn my plan has been foiled"

And thus there was no police force left in NYC

Those were some sharp words!

More like the breeze is stronger than my will to move over to the counter to get chips

Yep. That'd be me.

case closed!

c**p, that hurts.

doggy style?

So sick still laughed

Finally! xD

She's Marion, like John Wayne!

*silence ... drinks on me..

Wow, that Dad is a real d**k!

"I can't believe you've dun dis"

never underestimate the power of imagination..especially from kids..hahaha

(no comment) @_@

There’s more than one way to fight a fire.

*throws heart in trash and looks across the room at another person*

omg i thought this was some random old lady obsessed with this young dude! grandma makes so much more sense

Lmfao... that was me in World Regional Geography... 100% on the final. Destroyed the curve... Hahahaha.

tinder? hahahaha

Perhaps, but he can get back at 5 times as many as one speaking only a single one..

I must say I appreciate the over abundance of d**k jokes

hoax?

Hey, be nice to rem!

He may not play by the rules, but he gets results!

Thicc XD

what's with the yellow pickle floating above his head? :O

Cheesy joke..but a gouda one!

...."Timber" XD

if only

Uhhhh..... Where did he get the skull?

It's a reference to a SNL skit, with Tracy Morgan. Very funny.

Understood

So many case jokes!

Dang, I’ve had days like this...glad there are no guns in my house!

that should be on tee shirt

how are they still alive? :o

guardian of galaxy..hahahhaa

:O RTJ lyrics!

Get up in there!

Proof that fantasies are real...or not