Luv it

Rip grandpa

Me, in college.

True story, I was the barrel.

Platypus is poisonous? ('-_-)

Getting fired never felt so good!

didn't see that coming..hahaha

I love the title

Walks away saying “damit I was tricked”

use your foot goddammit

"PICK up my ARMS!" Bhaha! lol

Please...someone give him a hand. :/

pull the door open with teeth, use your foot... come on man, think!

a harmless joke...

that is very sad

I'd be kicking that damn door down!!!

Bamboozled!

He later tried to join the arm-y but was again denied

This is kinda what it feels like for me as a deaf person when I want to watch a video that doesn't offer captions.

OMG ! this is sooo right.

Oh hell no ...............

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A footgrip instead of a handgrip? Or, for male patients, a... ?

That history joke was DEAD-on.

My favorite so far!!!!

I wish I could it like that. Vacuums are cheaper than pills & therapy 😑

Tinder in a nutshell

Right in the Feels :(

i laughed waaay too hard

D***s save everyone

It's Sharkzenegger!

"damn my plan has been foiled"

And thus there was no police force left in NYC

Those were some sharp words!

More like the breeze is stronger than my will to move over to the counter to get chips

Yep. That'd be me.

case closed!

c**p, that hurts.

doggy style?

So sick still laughed

Finally! xD

She's Marion, like John Wayne!

*silence ... drinks on me..

Wow, that Dad is a real d**k!

"I can't believe you've dun dis"

never underestimate the power of imagination..especially from kids..hahaha

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There’s more than one way to fight a fire.

*throws heart in trash and looks across the room at another person*

omg i thought this was some random old lady obsessed with this young dude! grandma makes so much more sense

Lmfao... that was me in World Regional Geography... 100% on the final. Destroyed the curve... Hahahaha.

tinder? hahahaha

Perhaps, but he can get back at 5 times as many as one speaking only a single one..

I must say I appreciate the over abundance of d**k jokes

hoax?

Hey, be nice to rem!

He may not play by the rules, but he gets results!